₦airaland Forum

ceejay80s: dem dey go give am to mushin boys, tell me which person wey him head correct for mushin? All of dem dey smoke am

booqee: Ehn ehn..correct! Its better dan buying private jet. May God bless u sir..

ifyalways: Biola, this no be comic relief matter oh. Semo and ogbono for night na bad combo.

My poor tummy became "kakaki talking drum" while my mouth was "ichaka". Non stop music.

ifyalways: I didn't know semo and ogbono can be dis deadly oh.
Na so I belch and fart all through the night.

Finally, I got my miracle ; huge smelly Nsi belle still dey vex but atleast, I don discharge first round.

All praises to God who brings me life after he has brought me death and unto him is the return.

Baba Oyo: That Yeye corper boy na fool na....he wan dey rip from where he no sow....yeye boy.....see that kain village wey he go try that nonsense sef ?
O un t'oju e wa l'oju e ri o.......all pun intended

Baba Oyo: Haaaa.....Biola no too siddon oooo omo won le ju igo fun e anytime o......ma fi ori ko skibo o abeg
Its total madness in here. I just don't get where this hatred is coming from. maybe its their time of the month. .....just maybe !!!!

Baba Oyo: Evander Holyfield and Mike Tyson.

This one no be sere sere rara o

jeffizy: Biola, how far bro?

wing this topic: biolabee(m), jeffizy(m)

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rayo2002: Eishhh, ladies pls this is enough.
Haba, you have all successfully derailed a very educative thread.
I want to believe all you have said about yourselves are true, so that means you are all mature women.
With the fact that you are professionals and doing well in your respective countries, you should be role models for younger people. For the mother's amongst you how would you feel if your kids saw this.

Please end the insult-fest.

dasparrow: Are you a believer in Christ? Then you should know that fornicators will not inherit the kingdom of god. Flee from sin and flee from fornication. If Christ is to call you home today, where do you think your soul will go? Break up with that sex addicted lady you met. I used to think that Nigerian bred males were sex addicted freaks but I am beginning to realize that the average Nigerian bred female ain't no better either. In fact, they suit each other.

http: No Boy, that was and still the life i live, if you are in Naija may be you can tell me your village and i will tell you the road that get you there!!! no pun intended.... cos there is absolutely no local government i havent been to, name it... mind you i work and a Transmission Engineer in one of the Vendor in Naija then and now as an Engineer in Telecomm company here in the States...


The following places might look familiar, so look for ur places u know...

Abia close to Ohafia

Enugu in Udi, Nsukka, obolo, Nkpologu

Ebonyi Ezzangbo, Nkalagu, Effium, Ugbala, Ngba along that only road like look like a u-turn.

Benue that one plenty: Otukpo, Otukpa, Gboko, Katsina-ala, Zakibiam, Aliade, Igbor, Shangev-tiev, Abakpa, Tor-Donga, Ochobo etc

Akwa-Ibom: Etinan, Eket, Ikot-Abasi, Abak, Ikot-Ubo, Azumini, Ikot-ekpene, Itu, and Uyo main town.

Nassarawa: Keffi to loko, yelwa, mada, Gitata, Panda and that Yoruba Military Barrack; chei i don forget where dem beat me, anyway along Jos road.

Taraba: Jalingo, Tafida, Ibi (no road town where R-Benue pass, Karim-lamido, Lau, Junleri, Lankoviri, Bambuka etc.

Plateau: Ikputu, Shendam, Zamko, Amper, Langtang, Pankshin, Panyam, Bembem, Jimiya, Fuskam mata, Bukuru, Mangu, Kassa etc

Adamawa: Ganye, Jimeta, Jiberu, Mubi, Uba, Michika, Mayo bani, Bazza, Shelleng, Numan etc.

Gombe: Duku, Jamari, Nafada along Potiskhum rd, Bajoga, Tula, Filiya; the road to Karim-Lamido, Garko etc.

Bauchi: Ho! my favourite state, Dass, Darazo, Gabarin, Kari, Misau, Azare, Udubo, Katagum, Bara, Alkalere, Wikki etc

Borno: Askira, Balala, Biu, Miringa, yelwa, Burma, Shani, Badir, Damboa, Bama, Gwoza, Madagali, Kunduga, Magumeri, Gubio, Zari, Damasak up to
Dusi where the border is to Niger republic, If u want pics i'll give u all.

Yobe: Potiskhum, Damaturu, Ngelzama, Zoro, Nangere, Dapchi, Gashua, Nguru, Machina-the border town to Niger-Republic.

Jigawa: Hadeija my cool town, Mallammaduri, Gumel, Ringim, Kazaure-the road to Daura in Katsina etc.

Anambra: Igbo kwenu! Okija shrine, Onitsha, Nnewi, ihiala, uli, electronic market.

Imo: my main town, Owerri, Umuduru, Etiti, Orlu, Ihuo, Obaku, and my favorite hotel

Delta: Warri, Ughelli, Oleh, Ozoro, Ashaka, Burutu, Forcados, Evremi, Abbi, kwale, Onicha, Ekuku-Agbor, Isele-uku, Asaba, Umunede, Ete-uromi,
Bojiboji Ogwashuku, Ibusa etc.

Edo: Oluku, Odigbi, Uyere, Igbogor, Orah, Siluko, sapoba, Obiaruku, Idokpa, ewohinmi, Ebelle, Ekpon, Igueden, Ehor, Irrua, Sabongida-ora, Ozalla
where young girls unclothed for festival, Ekpoma---yeee! gun, Agenebode etc.

Ekiti: Effon-alaye, ikole, ikere, ilawe, igede, ishan, Ise, Emure, Aiyede, Oye--election rigger, Omuo etc

Ondo: Idanre, Igbatoro, igbokoda, aiyetoro, Omisore, Ifetedo, Owena, Ofos, Ore,Okitipupa, Ajilete, Mahin, Ile-oluji, Owo, Idoani, Akungba, Ikare, Ifon

Oyo: Kute, Ibadan, Fiditi, Lanlate, Iseyin, Igangan, Ofiki, Ago-are, Ikoyo, Ogbomoso, Tafon, Sapeteri, Shaki, Wasinmi, Ilero, Ado-awaye, Ogbontosa.

Ogun: Oni, Omu, Odeda, Owode, olorunda, Ajebo, Iperu, Ijebus, Odogbolu, Shagamu, Alakuko, Waterside, Otta, Ifo, Oja-Odan, Imeko, Oke-odan etc.

Osun: Ede, Inisa, Ibokun, Ilesha, Ife, Ifewara, Ejigbo,Iwo, Odeomu, Ifetedo, Ipetuijesha, Oke-Imesi, Ila, Ikirun, Ilobu, Okuku, Osi etc.

Kwara: Ilorin, Offa, Ajasse, Omuaran, Petegi, Lafiaji, Shonga, Jebba, Bode-shadu etc.

Niger: Mokwa, Bida, Lemu, Wushishi, Minna,Gwada, Zungeru, Gunni, New-bussa, Pizhi, faje, Kabchi, Kontagora, Bari, Tegina, Zente, Rijau, Sarkipawa.

Kebbi: Bin-yauri, yelwa, Bagudo, Tunga-Ilela, Zaga, Jega, Birnikebbi, Masama, Argungu, Tambawel, Allero, Kamba, Zuru, Kandu, Marafa, Ribah etc.

Kano: Kano city, Wudil, Tudunwada, kibiya, Garko, Gaya, Kachako, Ajingi, Danbatta, Kabo, Gwarzo, Albasu or sometging like it etc.

Kaduna: Birni-gwarri, Ganga, Buruku, Rigacikun, Kachia, Kafanchan, Gimi, Iya-tawa, Pambeguwa,Dutsan-wai, Zaria, Lere, Doka,Ribako etc.

Katsina: Shinkafi, Yashi, Daura, Hunkuyi, Palgore, Funtua, Karfi, Faskari etc.

Zamfara: Gusau, Bungudu, Maru, Talata-mafara, Bakura, Birni-magaji,
Kaura-namoda, Zurmi, Gunmi, Tsafe-Orientation camp, Maradun, Anka, Moriki, Shinkafi, Mada, Langalanga etc.

Sokoto: Sokoto, Illela, Goronyo, Kurawa, Wamako, Jabo, Rabah, Ganji, Malamawa, Yerimawa, Rafin-kudu, Sanyinan-daja etc.

Kogi: Lokoja, Ajaokuta, Ososo, Okene, Kabba, Mopa, Isanlu-esa, Koton-Karfi, Ikebe, Idah, Idibo, Eganyi etc.

Cross-River: Calabar, Uwet, Ugep, Nko, Obubra, Ikom, Nkomfap, Ogoja, Okuku, Akpakpa, Obudu, Otuk etc.

Bayelsa: Yenagoa, Amasoma, Furupa, Peniton-Island(Ezetu), Mbiama, Ayebabiri too much water i run comot.

Rivers: I have been to all the Rumus; Rumoula, Rumuokoro, Rumuigbo, Bori, Tabangh, Gokona, Ogoni, Degema, Ahoada, Obido, Abua, Opobo, Elele.

Please, dont say its a lie, cos i will tell u how to get there, either by water or road

LEvuls: are u alright?

Xavier1976: Really, cos it was asked in UK TV doesn't make it an "ok" question. Ask yourself, if the teenager is your daughter what would be your response? So that's your answer!

Geminilove: So conclusion after 60 pages is Subomi-luv is going to live happly ever after with her white man and that means more black men for me yippee.I will not be revert to any white man. Once you gone Black you dont go back lol. Love me a nice chocolate brother yum yum.

Tusky44: Heysss...! Dem say married men. Oya mod begin hide d comments of unmarried men. As una like to ban una fathers.

Op, with regards to ur question eh, when I was married to one Shanika from Jamaica, I always went home after work because we always had bedroom competition.

When I come marry the second time eh (naija woman). I refused to go home after work cos I didn't want to hear *honey I have headache, my legs hurt me, my woman sickness lasts over a week sometimes, why don't we just cuddle tonight, bla bla bla*

So I divorce that one. Then I come marry oyinbo woman. Chai.... I confuse. Dinner is gravy, soup, carrot, peas and beef, salad, etc. I come seperate (no divorce). Now am married to another oyinbo and this one dey use cry wound me if I no come house on time.

So in summary...assuming u still dey read o...I go home more than early to avoid any crying and sober reflections.

Now clap 4me

niggi4life: Firstly I must say am grateful to God for givin' me a wonderful wife. We've been dating since our 1st year in d uni(like 9yrs ago) before we got married some years back, we are so used to each other, as I write now I just finished picking her from work and we are both going to chill somewhere quiet, have some drinks together(she doesn't take alcohol but I do take some bottles of stout) she knows all my friends and they all love her too, she's the only girl I have dated that is extremely funny, she makes me laugh so loud most especially when she demonstrates or when she's describing some things to me, we are best of friends,there's no other place to be apart from home to be with your family. When God gives u your own flesh and bone the connection just click. Marriage is a good thing indeed.

kulyie: lmao most likely it's just a matter of time before he explodes