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EducationRe: Three ‘Missing’ Female-Undergraduates Found In Dubai by biolabee(m): 1:04am On Apr 14, 2013
50calibre: Are these girls aware that UAE is governed by Islamic law and prostitution would only attract them strokes of the cane and jail time?
10 LIKES!!
RomanceRe: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by biolabee(m): 11:29pm On Apr 13, 2013
andyanders: Men, I have been in a situation like that b4 . For the apartment I stayed is built with wood .The house is built in such a way that the wood separated the bedrooms and whatever you are saying, your neighbour must hear you clear.So, most of the I come back back from work around 3 am or 4 am in the morning, these couples would be screaming, baby, harder,harder, come,give it to me, you are sweet,go through the back, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Sometimes, I will drive off to fast food that operates 24 hrs to just pull myself from the scene and later come back. If I get crazy, I call my woman to drive over so that we can kickstart ours.
Its a crazy thing but men, never try to do anything because you will be evading their privacy which they can take you to court.
You have no business to with their life style. Be careful as you are encroaching into what you shouldn't be thinking.
chei.. sweet torture...
FamilyRe: All Ye Mz/Mrs Endowed....Pls Come Over.!!!!! by biolabee(m): 10:57pm On Apr 13, 2013
Eyin ebgon... mo juba...
FamilyRe: Why Are Nigerians Obsess With Marriage Sef? by biolabee(m): 10:56pm On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]Quite Possibly, One of The Most Immensely Disturbed, Mentally Unstable, Emotionally Erratic Individual Psychotic, I have ever Encountered In all my Time of Writing.

Strangely Enough, I am Quite Fascinated.
[/quote]This dude you are funny but this will surely be a saga to rival Tristan and Isolde\
#siddonlook
BusinessRe: Onibara Mi Ti A Npe Ni Aigbe by biolabee(m): 10:50pm On Apr 13, 2013
texaco1: thanks , prostitute associate grin grin grin
you still get mouth dont worry you and your principal shopclue will be judged in due time by Gods grace it will come to pass\\Surely in this lifetime\
FamilyRe: Am Facing A War Thatz Bigger Than Me by biolabee(m): 10:46pm On Apr 13, 2013
LEvuls: yvete,Biolabee,butterfly..realy grateful for your all concern at this critical moment
you are a good man.. and youve gotten good advice on this thread
pick what is applicable, pray to Baba and let him guide your steps
FamilyRe: Man Impregnates His Two Daughters, Attempts Raping Third by biolabee(m): 10:21am On Apr 13, 2013
jennykadry: Castrate that devil and shoot him to death angry angry
Before you shoot him, let him be on deathrow for 5 years knowing what it means to be an eunuch (apologies to varys)
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Teenage Children Be Intimate Under The Same Roof As You? by biolabee(m): 10:17am On Apr 13, 2013
nep2ra: Thanks for your contribution.

I grew up in Nigeria and know what you are on about. None of us dared bring a girlfriend home in our teenage years. You would be asking for BIG trouble if you ever did. However, that didn't stop us from attempting or doing naughty things.
Let's face it. It well known teenagers are raging wild with active hormones. This stage of their lives is quite delicate and they most often succumb to peer pressure. If they don't "do it" under your roof, trust me, the more daring ones will "do it" elsewhere.

The bolded caught my attention and got me asking questions. Are Nigerians truly a people "conformed to right behavior operative on ethical judgement?" What is "right behavior?" Why does it not reflect on all facets of of the Nigerian society? or does this "right behavior" apply only to sexual conduct?
It does not reflect cos we are a nation of hypocrites
FamilyRe: Am Facing A War Thatz Bigger Than Me by biolabee(m): 10:14am On Apr 13, 2013
Though family is good you also need to think of your own future

Set a target and start working towards it

You need to find out the inclinations of the less lucky ones
Are they interested in business etc
Reduce non-essential expenditures

But set your target


Even if it takes you three years start now
FamilyRe: He Wants Sex Every Night. by biolabee(m): 10:06am On Apr 13, 2013
MrBible: Women see the result O, only this pictures are making this man to panic grin
Dude.. Even you should know sarcasm when you see it tongue
Music/RadioRe: Sunny Ade Vs Ebenezer Obey: Who Do You Prefer? by biolabee(m): 10:03am On Apr 13, 2013
mikeapollo: Why the abuse? Why the insults?

Well, I am well bred with good home-training, so I dont trade abuses and insults online.
You are free to exhibit the kind of training and upbringing you are made of.

What I wrote about Obey and Sunny are the facts. Obey was the first person to introduce multiple guitars, western drum kits among other numerous innovations, but he does not brag, unlike Sunny. Obey was the one that modernised Juju music before Sunny joined the train!


Who is Alaafin of Oyo in music? What does Alaafin know about music? What authority does Alaafin have in music?
So what happens if Ooni of Ife or any other Oba should just wake up and say some other musician is the king of Juju or Fuji or whatever? Obey avoided calls for him to be crowned as King by other Obas in Yoruba land like the Alake and Ooni.
Dont be deceived by some people who give some spurious awards to their favourite musician.May be you dont know that most of the so-called awards are solicited and arranged by the musicians themselves in order to boost their profile and marketability!Do you know how many 'Kings' we have in Fuji music now?
Well, I dont blame you if you do not know....you have already displayed your level of maturity in your first sentence

Obey is better than Sunny in all aspects of Juju music, except stagemanship and dancing.
What Obey lacks in stage craft, he covers with un-paralled ability in great lyrics, compositions, arrangement,instrumentation, percussions, delivery etc. His songs are timeless.

Obey's kind of musician is very rare...If you do not know, go and ask your elders!
Music/RadioRe: Sunny Ade Vs Ebenezer Obey: Who Do You Prefer? by biolabee(m): 9:46am On Apr 13, 2013
kq: yes KSA is commercial but it will be a huge lie to say he has no lyrical or local content. My question is do you listen to the wordings or lyrics of his songs at all?
For example in The Merciful God their is a section where he describes people hanging out at a palmwine joint he goes in to a climax by singing " to mi ni igba kan se kan ko mi ko tun se kan ko ra re ka jo ma mu lo". That is the height of description of a way of life especially the Yorubas and he does it using the Ondo dialect (pardon me if i am wrong about the dialect). Apart from that it is a wrong assumption to say KSA sings praises while Obey does not. They both do Obey has sang praises of Ibadan, Ijesha and Iwo people before, i would say this is an integral part of music in Yoruba where you sing praises of popular people. it is also noticeable in our culture where most palace kings or rich people have an "akigbe" to sing their praises in the days gone by. So if you ask me i would say both had "akigbeism" in their music which was not peculiar to Juju alone it was done by almost all Yoruba musicians, Yusuf Olatunji, Ligali Mukaiba, Haruna Isola and even Fuji musicians like Sikiru Ayinde Barrister included.

And as regards to lyrical content please listen to sections of The Merciful God such as "Maajo" where he desribes life as ever continuous despite the horrible and bad circumstances we face. Also listen to Surprise where he sings "Alagemo esi o kosa pa aso esi da o" these are references to the culture and rich language of the Yorubas. Or in another album where he sings " ore ti o si ni oro ni o so o lo o ni si ni hun o ba o so ro kan oro kan si ko o hun bun o ni nkan"

In my own opinion i would describe KSA has robust and very broad in his composition with a lean towards including dance beats while Obey is much more mellow with huge references to story telling and icons of the society.

We must give KSA credit for keeping both lyrical and local content in his music but also introducing global aesthetics to it. Both in my own opinion are Masters of the arts and i enjoy listening to their music especially Ebenezer Obeys " Eni ri nkan He"

Find below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG7SnFmt84c"[/flash]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlBthbDhZ3E"[/flash]
I feel your analysis bro

Sunny lo lori tuntun
ema fi retirement fi sunny omo alade mo
Music/RadioRe: Sunny Ade Vs Ebenezer Obey: Who Do You Prefer? by biolabee(m): 9:42am On Apr 13, 2013
sheymoni: All I can say is that, these two men are greedy & selfish. they sang all the songs & there's nothing left to sing 4 the present artists apart 4rm sangalo,fonkasibe, e dey pain make I comot am e.t.c.
This one don enter market finish

On topic the two are masters
In terms of global appeal seems ksa has it but I think obey has it with the older generation

But I know more ksa songs
Will try and get some obey songs

Anyone has a download link to their works
FamilyRe: He Wants Sex Every Night. by biolabee(m): 9:36am On Apr 13, 2013
Dude now I have to ask are you actually serious

Exercises to do what exactly
Incrase stamina and provide viagra like attribvtes?
RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by biolabee(m): 9:34am On Apr 13, 2013
Ahah.. You be badt woman

Something wey the woman ponle na hin you just do like throway things
FamilyRe: He Wants Sex Every Night. by biolabee(m): 9:23am On Apr 13, 2013
slimyem: You mean this exercise makes one ravenously crave sex? huh

I haven't seen PG btw..
No just kidding lol
But seriously I hear it's good for backpain

PG nice enjoyed it never thoi will as I'm into sci fi and action ish
RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by biolabee(m): 9:19am On Apr 13, 2013
ID I trust you
Gbogbo were loma da sile
Me?!On top wetin?

Abeg take am easy, the girl wan manage the bobo jejely
As they say one womans kulikuli is another womans kokoro

#forthosethatdamo

So just let her go her way and manage her man
Remember dolly parton

@shuga you are alrite
RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by biolabee(m): 9:13am On Apr 13, 2013
Fussbot: @op,pls don't ever try dis with an ibadan woman,1st of all,d curse wey u go receive dat day na 7days prayer+fasting u go use wash am away...and if na d 1 wey get craze u meet abeg dey prepare 4 acid or d beating of ur life...bt then,y wld she tag u a husband snatcher if u didn't also go extra mile in getting dis dude?bt ofcus d gal shld av spoken 2 her guy instead..
Which crime ibadan women comot
Na

Ibadan is the new Warri
FamilyRe: He Wants Sex Every Night. by biolabee(m): 9:11am On Apr 13, 2013
slimyem: shocked What kind of exercises are we talking about here sir?
Please explain.I'd really love to learn.cool
I hear this one is recommended by gurus as it an added function of helping backpain also
#GoodYoga

PS who has seen this movie Parental Guidance

RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by biolabee(m): 9:02am On Apr 13, 2013
Idowuogbo: Lmao! Oga bee ti sign!
Morning ma
All I do is sip kunu

Notin do me cheesy
RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by biolabee(m): 8:58am On Apr 13, 2013
Shugamania: Okay, i don see u too.
U don chop dis morning?



Uncle Bee, NYSC is going on fine o.. Lol.. since I've decided to settle down and stop complaining.
That's gOod.. Anywhere can be a place of opportunity if one opens his or her eyes
It is well with you
But please always be security conscious
Avoid Late nights
Be safe
This advice is relevant anywhere o

#TooManyRandyGuysAbout
RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by biolabee(m): 8:55am On Apr 13, 2013
lynpetra: Jolene...Jolene Jolene shugamania..am begging of you please don't take my man... embarassed cry
Sprays holy water on head to get lynnpetra out of head
RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by biolabee(m): 8:50am On Apr 13, 2013
jhydebaba: FYI, I don't make up stories. They are all based on true life experience. Yeah! Fine, I can spice it up for reading pleasure but I tell u, they are all real.
Shon sir I dey feel you baba
Nothin do you
Your eloquence and narrative mwah
The madam dey harass me when I ask for hotel tinz but as I be good boi.

I don read the update
But why Mr & Mrs bring fight come hotel

I like the prayer at the end
FamilyRe: Do Married Men Go Home After Work? by biolabee(m): 8:42am On Apr 13, 2013
LEvuls: he does...n wat hv..is it jus a mere spokesman?boi boi grow up
Take 2 alomo and shine your eye
#newday
Christianity EtcRe: Dr Olukoya Of MFM Gives N40m To First Class Graduates by biolabee(m): 8:39am On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]Ok so what's this chart i am looking at up here at the top of the Page....

I am far to Intoxicated to Comprehend Such At The Moment.
[/quote]Gives a hot slap to open ya eye
cheesy tongue

It's just a bar chart showing respondents opinions of desired networks to migrate their numbers to if ncc releases number porting

#derailer
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Teenage Children Be Intimate Under The Same Roof As You? by biolabee(m): 8:23am On Apr 13, 2013
And you accused others of being closed minded

What is your agenda with this topic
To bash the poor people in naija right or wat exactly is meant by liberalness etc bla bla bla

You know the right thing or more politically correct the ethical thing and even some viewers in the show you watched said as much
The fact that modern realities have laid to bear new strategies to protect kids from s.exual infections still does not mean a parent will dance azonto when his daughter or son is being poked or poking someone else

Ish

Liberalism indeed
Christianity EtcRe: Dr Olukoya Of MFM Gives N40m To First Class Graduates by biolabee(m): 7:40am On Apr 13, 2013
Tbosch: I WILL GET MINE IN 2016, BY THEN IT WILL BE 2MILLION EACH
0.5m to 2m in 3 years?! By the law of Semi annual compounding thou shalt prevail cheesy cool
RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by biolabee(m): 7:35am On Apr 13, 2013
I feel you ma

But I dey kampe

#seeingNotLookery #defoNotTouching
RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by biolabee(m): 7:19am On Apr 13, 2013
kulyie: hahaha you no even fit see am because i dey house dey do office work wey i no finish on friday before oga give me query,as the guy don dey look for opportunity to para when he give me advances and i turn am down.no worry,sha be a good boy and sit in your house and stop looking at ladies baka,it is very rude,impolite and uncivil :p cheesy by the way i hope say you never marry sha :p because if you dey married and you dey look baka other than mama biola own,na die you dey cheesy
Lol.. Why do men behave like this
If you see an educated classy lady and you try she no gree free am look front na
No be by force

There are other girls without any scruples

Me I dey appreciate Baba's creations anytime

#HolyAppreciation
RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by biolabee(m): 7:08am On Apr 13, 2013
kulyie: lmao cheesy it happened to me too.i didnt even know the guy was married.i was serving then,during my nysc days 6 years back.one of the ogas in another department will be disturbing me with calls ( he claimed to have gotten my number from one of the corpers who was posted to his department) anyway the guy will be comming to look for me in my place of primary assignment so as the guy will not let me be with calls and begging i agreed to go out on a date with him as long as he will stop pestering my life,by the way i didn't even like him in the first place or had any interest in him.the guy sha took me out. After that date he will be sending one kain mumu love text messages,so i think the wife got wind of my number from his phone and called me with a private number saying ' aunty corper please live my husband alone and allow me and my children to enjoy him.the money and time he is supposed to be spending at home,he will be using it on you,please i am begging you in the name of God,God will provide your own husband o,thank you',before i could even say a word sef,she had already hanged up,so i just laughed for 3 minutes before i told my bewildered friend who was also a corper sitting beside me in the office about the call i just received and she laughed and said you should be happy the woman has threatened you,at least the guy will go and face his wife when he gets home and stop bothering you with visits and gifts.infact some men can be very funny.you need to see the way he was convincing me.the guy will drive down to our office and wait for me to close and he even looks very young,doesn't wear a wedding ring so i never in my wilest imagination thought he was married because he had a baby face with a tall slim figure , however it was so annoying.thank God it did not go beyond that
Lol no wonder you don't tolerate such men
cheesy

Make dem no pour acid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Semifinal Draw At 11am by biolabee(m): 7:02am On Apr 13, 2013
yoji: I doubt its fixed, cos y woud uefa risk d massive revenues from 2 el classicos to jus a single el classico which remains jus a probability since bayern looks strong enuff to scatter the plan. It doesn't make sense.
Thanks sir you get brain
RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by biolabee(m): 6:58am On Apr 13, 2013
kulyie: you dey work for hotel ni? cheesy no wonder you like fvck matter die :p
Kulyie na wa for you o
Why you like dey hassle me cool

FYI it's a story he has on his diary about this excapades (true or not) it's entertaining


Don't worry I am not driving today so I can't jam your baka on the highway tongue

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