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Family / Re: Unfortunately I Am Not The Father Of My Fourth Child by Bionica: 11:22pm On Sep 29

I have no doubts about my other 3 children because they are mine 2 are my carbon copy and the other one is his mother carbon copy

Bros go the entire hog........rest this case; conduct a DNA for all the kids.
Business / Re: Business Idea by Bionica: 3:37pm On Sep 25
Goodday. Pls, what business can I start with 1.5m with a steady income in ibadan

Ibadan is quite expansive and equally super dense. This always translates to the fact that there will always be needs to be attended to....for a fee.

This economy right now is quite unpredictable and as such I don't advocate long term investments no matter how attractive.

Your best bet would be in trading fast moving consumer goods. All the better if you can source, procure and distribute very unique products. Please note that product must be a consumable to ensure frequent and consistent repeat purchases which will in turn assure of a consistent income stream.

Ibadan people are reputed to love cheap items but this doesn't negate their penchant for quality stuff. So look for something being produced and sold in Lagos which is yet to get into Ibadan and then explore the potential it has.

I would like to add that whatever you do please start small. Do a trial run first with about 50k - 100k and based on objective feed back you can decide to take the plunge......but grow in incrementally. If you have mobility (and are not afraid of hard work) then your business will grow phenomenally.

A major advantage in this model is that your money can be turned around twice a week so even if the margins are very low you can still do 10 to 12 cycles with the same amount of capital within one month. The risk is also minimal as there is no third part whatsoever.

Yes, the cost of logistics could be quite heavy but there are ways you can cut down the transport considerably. If and when you are ready to start I could recommend a few viable transportation options for you.

Above all, please handle your money alone. Do not delegate...at least initially.

Best of luck..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help by Bionica: 11:32pm On Sep 23
sorry I mean the job location,I'm in ibadan

So sorry but this job is in Lagos.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help by Bionica: 2:03pm On Sep 23
your location

My location is not important. The job will however be in the Lagos or Ogun State.

Post your details and you will receive a call. You can take it up from there.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help by Bionica: 11:10am On Sep 23
I need a Job badly in Egbeda or environs.
I am a 300l student.
I need any job, even if it's labor or Factory work, I can do it.
Please help someone.
Life hard for me right now.

Are you male and ready to resume immediately?

How do I contact you?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Opening For A Driver by Bionica: 8:16am On Sep 23
i reside at Ile-ile, Ketu. I have a valid licence and trust me..I'm easy to work with (I won't compromise integrity). I'll call you as soon as dawn breaks, my number ends with 2124. Thank you.

I read this post and I must say that I was impressed. Your flawless English as expressed here should attract more than just a driving role.

I also decided to check out your previous posts and I wasn't disappointed.

My only prayer is that you can defend the bolded then the sky will be your limit.

On the strength of the above I can say clearly that you have just landed a job with a reasonable company.....if the discussions meet your expectations.

Accomodation may also be offered if you are interested.

I however have only on request....don't let me down, do your best and I assure you that it will only end in praise.

You will receive a call early this morning!

Best wishes.


Business / Re: I need a job for my wife by Bionica: 1:21pm On Sep 21
Good evenning nairalanders ,

I have a 4-year old son who we really love so much and we(me&his mum) wants the best for him but the problem here is money .I have been shouldering all the responsibilities .My wife has a shop but the shop is almost collapsed now because they use the proceed to feed .

I work but i must tell you ,my salary is 100,000 and i work on island .I eat ,transport myself to-fro mostly 4 days in a week and i spend nothing less than 8,000 every week .So,sometimes ,i am left with 50,000 or less sometimes .

I just want a job for my wife .She has only school certificate but she writes and speaks english very well.She attempted National diploma back then but dropped at ND2 first semester due to financial issue .

She is ready to start a job because i have actually talked to her to help me in reducing these burdens on me and she agreed but since ,we have been looking for job for her but because of our son,all the jobs she have been getting are all demanding she close late .

She stays in Akute and she can work in Ojodu and its environment .She is already trying to sell her remaining stuffs in the shop and i have asked the landlord to look for a new tenant because i will not be able to pay rent again starting from this month .

All i want for her is job so she can help me .I am asking for assistance for a job fro her here pls.

I was really touched by your post. I hope you are sincere about this.

In any case I have decided to see how I can be of help. There are a few jobs that your wife can get around your axis there but their conditions are rather quite demanding.

1. There is a Factory Assistant job in Akute there where they are making different confectionery and they pay 15k for the first 3 months and 20k by the 4th month. They close 7.00pm and work Saturdays too.

2. There is also a Inventory Controls Officer role available in Akute too Position requires a graduate/ND holder. Salary is 40k but if your wife is as smart as you make her out to be we could convince management to give her the role. Work is 8-6pm Monday through Saturday.

3. Data Entries Assistant
This one is a like an Admin Assistant role. SSCE applicants with knowledge of MS Office suite. Experience in petty cash management will be an added advantage. Job is in Tipper Garage, Akute. 7.00am to 7.00pm Monday through Saturday. Salary is 20k.

Chose the one that is best for you and drop your wife's phone number and I will take it up from there.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Bionica: 12:19am On Sep 14
2 months used almost new OX industrial fan. 20” very clean. Gifted a rechargeable fan.

Price: 23,000 (Non negotiable)

1.5kva Okayama generator. Less than 1 year

Price: 45,000 (Non negotiable)

Please call or WhatsApp
+234 818 964 5492

Location please.

And picture of the generator too.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Bionica: 11:45pm On Sep 12
A neatly used Redmi 8A is up for sale;

2/32 gb rom
5k mah battery
No issues …
Come with the carton, but no charger
Price is 33k firm

Device was used by me and i don’t I got need for it again

Location is Abuja, can help you waybill to ur location

Call/WhatsApp 0.eight one, 4.2, 6,

Can you re-take the picture of the screen. This one looks seriously scratched.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Drives Out In A N280 Million Naira Rolls Royce by Bionica: 9:55pm On Sep 10
See common man resources wasting away without shame. Nigerians our mumu never do ?.

At the bolded....you will have to give him the benefit of doubt. If he had dipped his hand in the public till he would have been behind bars since his fall out with APC. Much as I don't hold brief for any politician I would also like to view things with a high dose of objectivity.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Someone Should Help Me With A Job by Bionica: 7:27am On Aug 31
OND graduate
Computer literate
I can do accounting

Location please?
Politics / Re: Energy Transition Plan: Osinbajo Leads FG Delegation To USA by Bionica: 7:18am On Aug 31
If only the greeeeeedy APC politicians presented OSINBAJO as its Presidential candidate

A lot of division among Nigerians won’t be happening today and we would all be hopeful for a better Nigeria

A great opportunity missed yet again.

But all hope is not lost...at least not just yet.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I’m Seeking For A Job with accommodation. by Bionica: 1:38pm On Aug 29
Just found another opening.....080
99 - 99 - 41 - 32

Send your CV via WhatsApp.

Pls note that this role is designed for SSCE holders but the salary is 30k and comes with accomodation.

Resumption is for 1st September.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I’m Seeking For A Job with accommodation. by Bionica: 12:49pm On Aug 29

Good evening, I sincerely hope you can help with something. I am graduate of political science. I have worked in diff. sector. I am ready to migrate to anywhere. I hope you will come thru for me

Send an updated CV to 08033340411. They are recruiting at the moment.
Politics / Re: Why I Refused To Be Peter Obi's Running Mate – Kwankwaso by Bionica: 6:20pm On Aug 27
Imagine this greedy bigot. Let's see how Kano that you will drag with Atiku and APC willake you the president.

Obi is coming

He won't drag Kano votes with Atiku. He is more likely pull out of the race thus handing over the votes to Atiku. But a surprise awaits the north and indeed the entire Nigeria.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hopeless Life Of A Factory Worker. Pix by Bionica: 1:59am On Aug 24
please how can I contact you? I'm in Rivers State and I just finished my NCE program and no job. I'm ready to relocate for a good job

It appears you have sent me a message already. I will answer from there.

Pls I make no promises outside providing some guidance.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hopeless Life Of A Factory Worker. Pix by Bionica: 6:16pm On Aug 23
I'm aware. It is better for government to invest more in training the young people to acquire soft skills in IT than trying to employ them factories. That is mostly unskilled labor... The developed world are moving on from a productive economy to a service economy... They are outsourcing production to Chinese and Indians

I would have agreed with your post but for the bolded. You need to come to terms with the very sad reality that government in our country has not yet evolved to this pedestal.

No progressive policy formulation, no robust and ambitious vision and worst of all no reflection of the collective interest in the day to governance model. It is each man to himself and......us.


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hopeless Life Of A Factory Worker. Pix by Bionica: 6:08pm On Aug 23

can I send u mail?
I don't mind relocating..

Yea and why not?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hopeless Life Of A Factory Worker. Pix by Bionica: 5:00pm On Aug 23


I'm afraid Rivers is not within my catchment area. I can't help you there. I could however organise a job for you if you were in Lagos/Ogun state.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hopeless Life Of A Factory Worker. Pix by Bionica: 4:59pm On Aug 23
All those shouting build factory, build factory na because you never work for factory before... It's so crazy what Nigerians are going through in their own country

Factory work is the same all over the world.....moreso in undeveloped settings. However they provide a lot of support to the economies of these nations by providing a launchpad for several young people who would otherwise be very unemployed.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hopeless Life Of A Factory Worker. Pix by Bionica: 4:56pm On Aug 23

which company is this, can I apply help me out..
Where is your location?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Agbara Or Shagamu Where Can I Get Factory Work Quick by Bionica: 4:53pm On Aug 23
Am jobless am in need of work any work for daily bread can't continue to be eating mama food everyday am staying at lusada igbese ogun state

Put up your phone number and email address here and expect a call within 48 hours.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Am 20 Years Old In Need Of A Job Applied To A Couple Factories No Luck by Bionica: 11:53am On Aug 23

Thank you sir,but I already have a job much appreciated.

Congratulations. But how come you didn't say so all the while?

Is it the bakery I sent you to or somewhere else?

Courtesy dictates that you should at least keep me abreast.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help A Brother Any Available Job With Accomodation In Lagos by Bionica: 2:02pm On Aug 15

I don't have his number,the phone with his number is faulty.



Let's see what we can do about that. Perhaps I can convince him to call you if he still has your number.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help A Brother Any Available Job With Accomodation In Lagos by Bionica: 10:37am On Aug 15

Good morning ma,I will take the job at the bakery but it depends on the base since pay commute to akute is quite high(thought I will be coming home once a week),also have to think of feeding and other basic things.
Thank you ma,for your time.

I will contact the bakery owner today.
You have his number....initiate a discussion with him and then pay them visit for a proper interview. Pls note that he is a very thorough man. You will however be made an offer that is commensurate and reflective of your skillset which again can only be expressed during the interview session.

Contact him today and revert.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help A Brother Any Available Job With Accomodation In Lagos by Bionica: 10:24pm On Aug 14

Thank you ma,I would really appreciate if you would be. willing to help me out.
God bless you.

Having given it some thought these are the available options;
We could revisit the bakery opportunity and this implies that I would have to speak to the man and request that he gives you a second chance if the job is still available or perhaps he could create a role for you. This is like the proverbial bird in hand.

We could also forget about the bakery and keep our focus on other opportunities that may come up in the future. You have to choose and I then work on whatever your decision is.

I await your prompt response.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help A Brother Any Available Job With Accomodation In Lagos by Bionica: 1:42pm On Aug 13

Good morning ma,
Sorry about that I wanted to take the job offer the man even took his time to call me,explain gave me answers to my question and did all the things she asked for.

I don pack my load when she came into my room said
ope where are you going told her someone called me for a job at a bakery in akute.

before then I already asked for the address of the factory searched for it Google already linked the address to the bakery saw the gate,a little of the compound and the street.

saw one of their social media account saw the address same thing on google seemed like the company was legit made up my mind to go there atleast I would know the difference between a bakery and a house if I felt the vibe that it was a bakery ask around I would enter if it wasn't i would go back home.

explained it all to her she first started with "ofe ma tibi lo si akute" (you want to go from here to akute) told here there is accommodation ,the person that called me where do I know him told her from nairaland.

she started making a fuss about internet don't I know anything they will just kill you I am not doing internet work oo,call the man tell and tell him you aren't going anywhere. she called my aunty,and my elder brothers
told them her fabricated version they all stopped from going.

I couldn't call him and tell him that I won't be coming after all the odd things I asked him for.

Ma,I really appreciate the gesture and the opportunity
may God send favours your way in ways you don't imagine,pls tell the man I am sorry for being a bother.
Thank you.

Only problem I see here is the fact that you didn't communicate with the man.

Since it is Saturday, I will take my time and type out a few words that may benefit you and others.

Young people today live in the most interesting times. Opportunities now exist like never before. Nairaland is a wonderful resource if you know how to use it well.

I looked through your previous posts and liked the fact that your expression as a SSCE holder was superb. I took a liking to you and decided to give you some props to aid you now and in the future.

I called the gentleman and asked him if he could create an opportunity for you in his small business with me acting as Referee and Guarantor. After thinking through he decided to consider you and then he made the call. He was equally impressed the job was all yours for the taking.

Now about your mum and her anxieties.....her fears are well placed drawing from her inhibitions and limited exposure.....no offence meant here. You on the other hand are in the prime of your life, you hold a tool in your hands that can literally change your life and indeed the life of others and even of generations unborn. That is why you were able to do some sleuthing and confirmed for yourself that the offer was legit. She doesn't know that.

In your shoes, I would have gone to the place quietly, observed them, taken photos, perhaps had an interview, collected an appointment letter and gone back home to persuade her.

Perhaps you could even ask her to follow you there before resumption just to make her feel comfortable. I am sure the M.D of that business would have understood the need to assuage your mum.

That is a very different bakery. You would have learnt so much while there. In future always look at every opportunity form a comprehensive and wholesome perspective before accepting or declining.

Meanwhile, if you haven't yet started anything and are still open to this offer let me know.....perhaps we can yet salvage the situation. I am also available to help you you get other opportunities whenever the appear (of course they will most likely be offers that come online so you still have to contend with your mother's fears).

It's been nice reading from you and getting to hear what actually transpired.

Remain positive and expectant. It can only get better.


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help A Brother Any Available Job With Accomodation In Lagos by Bionica: 9:22am On Aug 13

Pls do they have accommodation for workers ?


I took the time to look through your previous posts and was happy with the trail. On the strength of that I searched for your contact and sent it to an associate of mine with a high recommendation. The job was as good as yours.
I only got to know yesterday that the man called you and you mentioned something about your mum not allowing you take a job that comes with accomodation or something of that nature.

You even had the audacity to request for the man's picture and picture of his operations and obliged you.

The big question is; did you even attend an interview or even meet with the potential employer?

Most of you people here on social media seeking help have already pre-determined how help must come to you. Sadly, life doesn't work that way.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Billboard At Taraba City Gate Pulled Down (Photo) by Bionica: 12:20am On Aug 12
Let's be logical here

If the billboard was pulled down by let's say "angry mob"..... there's no way the image and parts of the board will still remain un-torn.

So it's either this picture was taken before mounting the billboard or the billboard was pulled down by wind as a result of weak balance.

Plentiful oil dey your crown.
Romance / Re: How Do I Get A Nice And Religious Husband For This Ex Neighbour Of Mine? by Bionica: 11:05am On Aug 09
No biggy here!

Just sheer coincidence.

Popular Ilupeju pastor comes to mind.

She been previously married twice, but on each occasion the husband died after 2 to 3 yrs. Now she is finding it difficult getting a husband and she is still very young and beautifu. Some ppl who other wise have asked for her hand think there is superstious about her, but actually there is not she is just a normal lady and nothing more who was only unlucky to have had the life of a peculiar type of trial.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Commercial Bread Baker wanted for Immediate Employment by Bionica: 9:30am On Aug 04
Do you take interns?

I have one candidate interested in learning how to become a commercial baker.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please, I Need Urgent Job by Bionica: 11:15pm On Aug 03
Alright, that'd be nice of you.
Sorry to ask, what is the nature of the job?

Send your CV to urbanesearch@gmail.com as soon as you can.
Shortlisting is underway as we chat now.

They will appraise your suitability and then call you for a phone interview...first.

You can handle it from there.

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