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Kiss and lick that ass clean nigga we know u ain't got no choice now

Philip Agbese is a fool and an afonja. We never asked if he declared the assets. We only asked to know how a man who has worked in the NA all his life has the money to purchase luxury flats at Dubai. Stop trying to distract us from the main thing

sarrki:
I know what alot of wailers are going tru

No more free money

We have to build this country

So please take heart.

You are one of the kids who should be censored out of politics session. One of the children who feel access to a phone and data gives you the privilege to comment on political matters.

Seriously no more free money for wailers that's what you could come up with now?
Grow some sense dude...being partisan doesn't normally rid one of it

Buhari must probe Ghana. Hahahahahahaha this kind thing can pain. Oya zombies over to y'all

I knew they would come for him soon and it will be his own people

Since he's literally 'untouchable' since he's a diplomat, the best someone there could do would have been to punch d albino faced pig in the face!
That would teach him even though Nigeria isn't where we'd love it to be, we are not his conquered slaves and we gat laws

U see why we have to elect people that know their onus? Not poverty struck people that see politics as an avenue to steal money.

I go to anambra a lot and believe me this man laid the foundation for a new era in anambra state

Hehehe...Second phase of recession loading. As it was in 1984, so it's becoming in 2016

Kwantinu
Sai baba

pek:
He is not one of the worst. He is THE WORST the world has ever known.

After Uduaghan Bro or maybe they are both competing for the slot!
Uduaghan turned a once beautiful Warri to an Aba Ngwa road before he left

blueto:
Do you even no what foreign reserves means? can a president just reduce the foreign reserves? Just go and give that phone to you dad/mum and stop disgracing yourself.

My brother may your days on earth be long and may your path never be dark. Amen
You have been very apt and excellent in your replies so far!

Nigerians are natural hypocrites it comes naturally with them.
I see nothing wrong with what the lady did and I personally believe the art work is nicely done and it's fine. After all van you trace any feature there as her Vagina? Even her breast sef na today we dey see breast? And it wasn't even exposed sef.

Some Useless people bashing her snap and send their useless privates to lovers true or false? Which is worse?
Some of em watch porn and mas.tur.bate like their life depends on it but would come here to criticise.
Some of em jump from men to men or F.uck anything in a skirt yet they still criticise.

I could go on and on but an advice is keep criticising while she makes her way to fame...same way y'all criticised Maheeda to fame

Chukazu:
the best analogy he made was the one that compared JAPAN AND GREECE, one spent for growth while the other spent for consumption.

I wish someone can extract that statement, it was just mind blowing

My guy u just made unparallelled sense. I've seen the fools from a segment of the country descend like hawks upon this wonderful discussion and I can't but SMH. Especially one foolish fool whose moniker starts with an A, continues with an R and ends in an A.
Borrowing is not bad...Dangote who's the richest black man alive has several loans he is servicing. The question is what are you borrowing for? For production or for consumption?
It's quite unfortunate most Nigerians lack analytical minds and just jump on what ever their politicians regurgitate for them.
Their sherrifat who burnt 2.2 trillion within a year, what results have it yielded?
They same youths who should take back the country, whose future are being toyed with by the thieves on high, would be same people to support old senile fools into power come 2019 and saboutage well meaning candidates like this man

All these useless opportunistic "pastors". Rubbish!!
Why una no dey ever see vision about where dem dey hide d chibok girls, or people when be boko haram sponsors?

na only who go win election then kom una church kom pay tithe or first seed or come do thanksgiving nai una dey always see!

Before you quote me,I am not an atheist but these people have turned church to a business venture.
According to Peter Obi " You know this man is a thief yes you are praying for him and telling him God will multiply where the money came from" What rubbish!

Just a year down memory lane...hahahaha

Those pigeons should be probed for embarrassing the president! and the person that procured them ought to be investigated and jailed...it's a frigging conspiracy Lol
How e wan take fly? They represent calmness and serenity and please all sentiments aside, do you really see Nigeria like that? Also this kind recession so, na to stay buhari hand nai sure pass oooo cos if e fly anyhow, boiz ready get am down with catapult, use am do meat for soup ooo

Those Bas.tards wailing all over Reno's page are foolish. They should go and also pencil down their facts on Reno's lies and publish it all for us to see because immediately I saw those figures in Buhari's speech, I knew they were lies!

Haba 400 million for housing? How much them wan tif comot first sef?
Saying investors are falling over themselves to do business in Nigeria yet we see the few remaining ones closing shop and absconding everyday outta the country like she's got the plague
Buhari must either be high on kunu, burukutu or any other cheap highness or maybe he's been bitten by Lai Mohammed and the Venom(lies) is beginning to spread all over, hence ridding him of sense and decorum in lying.
Heck everyone knows governments all over the world lie but d Dullard.hino's government takes the lead.
Sai Baba I hail!!

modath:
NIMASA is not Tompolo's property!! End of story!




Oh ye wailers from the from the sunny side (especially those still mourning edo election loss, drinking mist mag for another person's indigestion) SNECOU belongs to one of una "blodas. So make una think we'll before going buckwild!!!

I believe you are more intelligent than this post you made here lady- no offence.
If you read the paragraph before the last, it says NIMASA is able to handle the contract by it self so why award it?
The contract term says 10%-15% of the recovered money and this is over 5billion dollars! Do you know how much that is to the contractor when converted?
We scream no money yet we are willingly throwing away billions to someone for doing almost nothing?
If we do not rise above petty sentiments and start saying the truth and speaking against evil in our country, we would soon just get over run by it or is Peterside or Anyaku going to give you or ur family any part of that money?? mtcheeww

modath:
NIMASA is not Tompolo's property!! End of story!




Oh ye wailers from the from the sunny side (especially those still mourning edo election loss, drinking mist mag for another person's indigestion) SNECOU belongs to one of una "blodas. So make una think we'll before going buckwild!!!

I believe you are more intelligent than this post you made here lady- no offence.
If you read the paragraph before the last, it says NIMASA is able to handle the contract by it self so why award it?
The contract term says 10%-15% of the recovered money and this is over 5billion dollars! Do you know how much that is to the contractor when converted?
We scream no money yet we are willingly throwing away billions to someone for doing almost nothing?
If we do not rise above petty sentiments and start saying the truth and speaking against evil in our country, we would soon just get over run by it abi is Peterside or Davies going to give you or your family any part of the money?
Think people...Use your brains and conscience!!

Lord kill lord Luggard all over again, kill all the politicians and thieves that have crippled us since 1960 and the dead ones, increase astronomically their part of the fire in Hell.
Bless our youths with the zeal to chart the course of a better nation not a divided country as the old vermins have it currently.
Bless my fellow ND youths to know that we are strategically positioned to cause a change if only we can embrace hard work and good hustle and not parading the towns, looking for who is building a house to para "deve" from.
bless southern Nigeria and bless northern Nigeria. Lord punish and destroy all boko haram fighters, their sponsors and sympathisers.
AMEN!
From an angry Nigerian youth!

Most of y'all commenting above really need to grow up. You scream and advice when the man attacks. Your parents and maybe you get your salaries delayed when they strike. They are quiet now, you are making noise and mockery but when they attack, you would be the same people crying wolf all over social media.
Even a strong man doesn't pray for war coz in war there are always casualties both ways. Also never underestimate your enemy coz that might just be your undoing

Wetin do d jeep auxiliary abi na 4*4 nai oyibo dey call am?
That Prado is an all wheel drive therefore the police has to explain what happened to the jeep. Our inability to follow up on maintenance of our equipment and facilities is one of our greatest problems as a nation

The Nigerian Judiciary remains the major backer of corruption and impunity. You disagree? Let's answer a few questions
1. If thieving politicians know they won't be able to buy and bribe their ways through at the Judiciary when indicted for crimes, would they steal?
2. The court that convicted James Ibori at London can be equated to a magistrate court here in Nigeria but a high court justice in Nigeria here cleared Ibori of all charges and even further berated the prosecution for slandering his name Lol
3. Does the saying "the Judiciary is the last hope of the common man" still work in Nigeria with these crop of thieves who call themselves judges at the head?
It's common knowledge if it works, Uduaghan would never have been Governor of Delta state. Many other politicians and high profile thieves would be cooling their feet in jail but alas they've turned to the Nigerian police and sell cases to the highest Bidder.
Reminds me of a case between my Dad and a defunct government agency. Dude won the case to the appeal court level but got swindled at the supreme Court after Ghana must go bags exchanged hands. An investigation into the outcome later showed the original judgment before the bribery where he won. Even the attorney general of a nation demanding for his share before writing a wrong done to a people just makes me SMH.

I can go on and on but I believe y'all get the message. If we can purge our Judiciary of such thieves, Enact a law for transparency and punishment of judges who give conflicting judgments, monitor their bank accounts, then we will begin to get it right.
Kudos to the NJC even though there are still thieves amongst them.

The Nigerian Judiciary remains the major backer of corruption and impunity. You disagree? Let's answer a few questions
1. If thieving politicians know they won't be able to buy and bribe their ways through at the Judiciary when indicted for crimes, would they steal?
2. The court that convicted James Ibori at London can be equated to a magistrate court here in Nigeria but a high court justice in Nigeria here cleared Ibori of all charges and even further berated the prosecution for slandering his name Lol
3. Does the saying "the Judiciary is the last hope of the common man" still work in Nigeria with these crop of thieves who call themselves judges at the head?
It's common knowledge if it works, Uduaghan would never have been Governor of Delta state. Many other politicians and high profile thieves would be cooling their feet in jail but alas they've turned to the Nigerian police and sell cases to the highest Bidder. Reminds me of a case between my Dad and NEPA. Dude won the case to the appeal court level but got swindled at the supreme Court after Ghana must go bags exchanged hands.

I can go on and on but I believe y'all get the message. If we can purge our Judiciary of such thieves, Enact a law for transparency and punishment of judges who give conflicting judgments, monitor their bank accounts, then we will begin to get it right.
Kudos to the NJC even though there are still thieves amongst them.

These kidnappers never learn. Kidnapping a high profile target like that only ends in one thing...CERTAIN DEATH!

They seem to have forgotten the idiots that kidnapped NOI mum in Delta.
Where u wan pass chop the money??

Ha!! Na so the thing dey cost for that side? That is 60 naira per KG of poultry waste! That's 1500 naira for a 25kg bag. A bag I buy here in Delta (Ughelli - warri axis) for 200 naira.
O ga ooo happy sales!

Bina33:
lol lol.. Shey you still see the painting small after mechanic finish work??

Una mata don make me laf tire here ooo. U think say u run the mata on code whereas the guy know...hahahaha

mrvitalis:
I dare u to tell me any lie this government has said.. Just one.. Wait quotes to back it up

U my friend are a lost cause. SMH for you Bro...I give up!
Then for your question, Google is your friend. I actually considered helping you dig out some of them but I don't have the time as I've got work to do (reason I said use Google) so maybe in your search, you might also have a well deserved soul- search to know where you got it wrong.

shrewd1:
You might need to fetch words to describe mine, but here is my story. I was driving from sapele road into G.R.A in benin, just after santana market and decided to follow an unfamiliar street.

Though it was narrow, cars were packed on both side of the road (a party was happening in one of the compounds). Brotherman squeezed the Nissan Lauren through the tiny space and heard one sharp sound as he passed. Got out of the car up front came down and saw that i had drawn a big straight line on a black toyota, looked around and did not see anyone, quietly entered the car and zoomed off with out looking back.

this was years ago tho

So Bros na u scratch our motor abi? No worry I go kom find you make u pay... Lol

Sweetyie:
I vent bashed cos I can't drive, lol

I bet you can drive. Na just fear dey do you. Lol
BTW I love me a gal who can drive *winks*

EternalTruths:
Unfortunately the educated folks drumming support for him had their ancestor cast out of heaven

Bros you bad I swear! this got me

TonyeBarcanista:
Oyegun is a disgrace, how could he override the verdict of majority? I sympathise with Jagaban and I hope he come over to the Umbrella side of the divide.

APC is too undemocratic

Bros you are one of the persons I respect on this forum but I swear I no understand you again ooo!
Today you dey here tomorrow you dey here hafa?

Some weeks ago you wrote an epistle on why PDP should remain dead and how a new party is in the brew. Today again you are saying Tinubu should go to the same PDP you want dead and buried?
I would like to be cleared by you sir

Then I've been seeing comments like "Tinubu won't show his hands early in the game " Tinubu knows what he's doing " A brutal media war is about to be launched against Buhari " and bla bla bla. Truth is Tinubu can't do sh1t cos he never thought it would begin so soon. If him too do yagayaga dem go open e case file.

On a lighter note though I'm happy d guy is been demystified. You can't call yourself Jagaban, and claim to wield influence on the whole SW that is a whole race of people...wetin? Are the people that dumb?
Ondo isn't Lagos so let him just stop wailing already! Na so d guy still cry dey attack Kachickwu then say make e resign. Lol

Whizpeter:
[b]My first car bashing was a day of sadness and emotional breakdown...

I had just started driving (3 months experience), was still learning cos I hardly had time to practice..

My Uncle owns a company and I went to do my IT with him!!

On a particular saturday, one of the company vehicles broke down on the road, so me together with the manager of the company went with my Aunt's car (A toyota corolla 2004 model) to get a mechanic who would accompany us to where the vehicle broke down..

We successfully worked on the vehicle and it regained consciousness!!

The manager gave me key to go and turn the toyota in the opposite direction while he settles the mechanic so that we can start going, that's where wahala entered...


The street is a narrow one and was completely empty, I decided to drive into another street by the right and come out with a reverse!

The moment I turned my steering into the street, I saw another car facing me trying to come out from the street, I looked at my front and cars were everywhere, I was like when did all these cars reach here? I checked my rear mirror and saw an SUV some distance behind me, I decided to go back a little so that the other car can come out for me to enter (My mistake)

I didn't know that there was a toyota camry 2000 model exactly behind me that was at a blind spot from my rear mirror, I only saw the SUV.. I just put car in reverse, throttle and GBOSA!!! The guy's front bumper gave way!!

See insult of life!! Oga kept telling me that its because I can't buy a car, that's why I didn't value my Aunt's own and I can bash it how I like cos I don't know the worth!!

Insulted everything about me including family history and education sef!!

I felt sad that day.. He even sent the plate number of the car to one of his friends in the licensing office who gave him my Aunt's details and he swore he was going to call her to report my unruly behaviour...

I begged him more than I'd ever begged God sef and Oga was adamant oo!!

At a point I just called his bluff and entered the car to collect AC!!

It was our mechanic that helped him put his bumper in a manageable condition but it still needed respray!!

When he saw that I wasn't bulging, he just drove off!!!

After that day, I didn't touch car key for over a year, the next time I tried to drive, I had forgotten what P,R,N,D stands for!!! That one too is story for another day cos I drove a lexus SUV into a wall!!![/b]

Bros your own strong oo I swear seriously got me Rotfl

Oga GAZZUZZ so the thing sef don do you too? Thanks for sharing the experience