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No matter how much we try to be careful, we still tend to get distracted at times leading us to bash other road users and you begin the popular rhetoric " Oga ema binu please no vex sir"

I had my first official bashing since beginning to drive for four years now and it was caused by negligence on my part.
I was rushing for an appointment you know been best man to someone and wedding about to start so driving fast became unavoidable with the barage of calls coming in asking "where are you"?

If you have driven in Benin you would know hold ups happen along that Sapele road a lot. Well I bent down my face for a second to pick up my phone to answer a call and I saw the car was already in my lane in front of me (how it got there I didn't know) and I had closed the gap quiet easily been that I was driving a Benz and going fast and was entering a hold up Double wahala -Sorry Triple wahala! Lol
I slammed the brakes but couldn't save myself from the inevitable. Gbuah!! It had happened.
I sha begged the guy since the impact didn't damage anything and we parted ways.
Lesson learned:
1. Never get distracted by calls or anything while driving. it could cost you a lot.
2. No matter where you are rushing to, getting to your destination is first so never compromise it with excess speed.

So share your first car bashing experience, let's Thank God, and perhaps laugh over it too.

Cc: lalasticlala

This op is a fool and an anarchist who deserves to be shot! I for recommend using you for rituals but the gods don't accept imbe.ciles as offering

blackpanda:
You start with disjointed statements and end with lies. Why will u be expecting the govt to spend money, when u know very well that the cases are still in court?? And please, which are the corruption cases u are referring to that efcc is keeping quiet about??

My friend, please stick to logic and facts!

Were you in the country when Buratai's Dubai houses were busted? Were you in the country when Dambazua was implicated in the arms probe but had his name extricated from the list? They finally traced some very expensive real estate within and outside Nigeria to him. What did the EFCC do about it? The President's COS Kwari was exposed for receiving 500 million naira from MTN to help them renegotiate their fine.

All these with evidence and what did the EFCC do about them? Did Buhari even act like he heard? I guess he still had his ear problem then.
You would definitely feign ignorance on these cases or even prefer not to hear about them, but would rather jump all over Patience Jonathan's thread frothing at the mouth.

Bros fairness to one is fairness to all. Let's not divide ourselves into these for and against teams these politicians want to put us while they steal us dry. They are all the same; the padding saga comes to mind...

Dutchboy:
We shall not take it.

I read up a thread where that stupi.d Udoma said they want to sell off national assets to raise money to fund 2016 budget and I asked myself 2016 when don finish??
If dangote wants to help, let him buy up ajaokuta steel mill or any of the refineries to add to the one he's building already. Fûc.king capitalist!!

Thh phcn they sold, what good has come from that??

Fire!! Where is the combined force of amadioha and sango to strike these thieves when you need it most??

In Orubebe's voice we shall not take it. Someone please help me with that meme
where is lalasticlala sef??

I swear i no understand this people mata at all. The only thing that has changed about it is the price!!

I believe he voted for change so let him enjoy the change.

Oga come to the Benin and stop saying rubbish online! Drive through Adesuwa through GRA to Ugbor to Sakpomba then ask yourself the roads that were built which you quoted over there NB these are but a few ooo.
When your car drowns in one of the numerous "ponds" in the roads, you will be convinced to "change the change "
Oshiomole used his first tenure to hood wink people. It was like he was working but all we were seeing was smoke without fire. The second tenure was a disaster.
No politician is a saint but I say let's try POI because Oshiomole has failed and the stooge he's sponsoring there at all costs definitely has nothing to offer too!

sarrki:
If we can be patient with PDP govt For 16 years and we expect PMB to perform in less than 2 years?

We gave him mandate of 4 years

Let's judge him at the end of his tenure

Do you people even have sense? You keep regurgitating d rhetoric "if we can survive PDP for 16 years" crap.
Is PMB PDP? While one is a party, the other is an individual.

Now ask yourself who and who makes up APC now if not former PDP members. APC is simply PDP repackaged in another cloak and you are here spewing rubbish.

Nigeria truly deserves the leaders she gets because if at this stage tribal and religious sentiments can still prevail over sane reasoning then we are finished in this country.

Hahaha...these people never cease to amaze me. If those ancient of ages war planes consume such outrageous amounts of fuel, then I wonder what the US F-24s would consume. Simply means they would each fly with a dedicated air refill craft na
These people ought to be investigated!!

Progressive01:
Brace yourself- they'd descend in droves.

Why would they come for him? he's simply saying the truth. Anyone who abuses him for this is unwise. You sow the wind, u reap the whirlwind.

One of the few times HungerBad said something I respect. Kudos.
Then those SSA to Okowa ehn mk dem no worry. We go soon dey ambush their Prado jeep dey burn am. Delta politics is the reason I hate PDP

nijanigga:
you get certificate but can't comprehend simple English. I would rather take standard VII of the 1960's than today's Ph.D in Nigeria.

Wish you good luck with that! You that can "comprehend" very well what does Garba's statement tell you? Read the article again and get your Dormant brain running...thanks for your cooperation

Phinity318:
I hope u feel better now?

I don't know what you mean but i really do feel better!

1stCitizen:
Another Nigerian that thinks he is intelligent. The problem with Nigerians is that each one thinks he is more intelligent than the others so what you have is a multitude of clueless people like this guy^^^

You my friend need help. Read the article again and digest the contents very well

Y'all wanted some attention...you got it albeit at the expense of making fools out of yourselves! To the other inconsequential Zombies quoting me, crying and foaming at the mouth over my comment, ye shall be ignored accordingly!

The cars na kom wetin? He stopped collecting the allowances accrued to former HOS but it's not pension? What is it then?

This people are so funny. They think Nigerians are fools. Well technically most Nigerians are fools because only a fool would vote in an old certificate less bigot with a penchant for obsolete economic policies and expect him to transform a multi facetted economic clime as Nigeria’s into London.

That condition is the only way something good can come out of any loan in Nigeria. A very good one from the Chinese government. Else they would pad and unpad it and use it to fund 1billion feeding at Aso rock

AlPeter:
oga stop allowing hatred to lower ur reasoning. Is it not becoming obvious with this huge amount of cattle recovered from these rustlers that they, the rustlers, are the ones attackin those villages now to the average farmer seeing them with their cattles they are herdsmen. So this operation is really needed because it seems the activities of these rustlers have been going on unchecked.

That was why I asked what happened to the police and Civil Defence corps to mitigate against the crime of cattle rustling? Then you saying these rustlers are the ones uprooting people's cassava and feeding it to their Cows and kill and maim people when challenged, then go about killing and sacking whole villages is just laughable.

Let's even say the rustlers are the ones attacking farmers; what about down south? Have you heard of cattle rustlers down south because I only hear them up north. So if in your judgement you say cattle rustlers are the ones responsible for sacking whole villages and not the herdsmen per say, how then did they cross from the north to the south with their rustled cattle? How come the miyetti Allah coordinator speaks on their behalf whenever there's an attack stating why they attacked, Why has the FG not gone after the criminal rustlers instead of playing mute? Or are they subtly supporting them?

You can fool certain people all the time but not all the people all the time.

AlPeter:
oga stop allowing hatred to lower ur reasoning. Is it not becoming obvious with this huge amount of cattle recovered from these rustlers that they, the rustlers, are the ones attackin those villages now to the average farmer seeing them with their cattles they are herdsmen. So this operation is really needed because it seems the activities of these rustlers have been going on unchecked.

That was why I asked what happened to the police? Then you saying these rustlers are the ones uprooting people's cassava and feeding it to their Cows and kill and maim people when challenged is just laughable.

madridguy:
Protecting lives and properties is part of their work.

Bro I know what their work is. But considering the votality of the polity surrounding these herdsmen issue now, the war in the NE, the resumption of Militancy in the ND and other pocket crisis here and there, don't you feel this is a misplaced priority? What is the work of the police and the civil defense?

The police is the appropriate authority bordering around civil law, and it's the job of the armed forces to protect our territorial integrity!

All the security apparatuses of this country have been reduced to a joke! Cows and sheep seriously

The airforce is now tasked with recovering stolen cattle and sheep, the DSS now guard pipelines and arrest lawmakers trying to impeach a corrupt governor and the Army are now the aide d camps and escorts for fulani herdsmen. Reason they got themselves killed in droves by untrained civilians in Niger state coz instead of em to train they use such time roaming the bushes, harassing fulani target communities, and taking their arms for self protection.

Where are those APC sai buharists? Someone please Cc them cos I can't seem to find any of em here.

Cc: passingshot, modath, omenka and progressive01, dropshot, madridguy, fulanimafia, mrvitalis, and all I can't remember.

Please what have our armed forces been reduced to

So it is Kogi's turn now abi?

Never support injustice when it happens to someone else because when it happens to you, no one would stand up for you.

TO THE STUPID NEVER DO WELL ZOMBIES, THESE ONES SHOT NOW ARE THEY "IPOD YOOTS" OR SECESSIONISTS?

You celebrated the massacre of unarmed civilians in the SE and the shitte what would you say about this now?

Then these communities seeking peace from these Fulani animals, you can never reason with animals...you simply kill them off. Never involve the police or armed forces in these disputes because they would naturally tilt to where there's money for them and from what i hear about the modus operandi of these herdsmen, they have quite a lot to throw about
RIP to the dead

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You never value what you have until you loose it! I don't remember protesters being shot and killed like this during the last administration; yet they called him clueless and a tyrant. I remember the trigger happy policeman who shot someone during the #occupyNigeria protests, was fished out and properly dealt with. But the current FG emboldened the armed forces to shoot unarmed protesters indiscriminately when they were busy reading riot acts and massacring people instead of listening to the grieviances of the people; Its a pity.

Now if this community arms and mobilizes themselves for reprisals and the military or police come in out of the blues to disarm them, won't a scenario like what happened at Niger state repeat itself again if the people refuse

We keep on stacking up new problems for ourselves in this country instead of solving the ones on ground

At least those who would want to chat with me would now have to download BBM again once whatsapp drops the BB10 support. I ain't gat no 210k for one nasty BB android ...wetin b d name again sef??

I see people wailing...calm down Nigerians it's change and it's a gradual process. M Buhari is working to make Nigeria great again!! wailers go and die

















Dafuck who hacked my account
Fellow Nigerians at this point I can only adjoin you to begin to look for indigenous ways to handle the looming crisis. of you wanna hoard petroleum products, please do it inside a bush and not in your house please.
Your lives matter!
Then for the people that foisted this change on us, may a thousand lighting bolts pulverise ur arses

shaddoww:
Although I am not supporting EFCC but Nigerians like abuse things too much, most things we do here, we can't try dem outside d shores of Nigeria. U can't insult Obama directly on twitter n not expect to b picked up or u post a false information against d CIA chief n not expect dem to pick u up.

Bros have you travelled there before? Americans respect the office of the president so much but You need to see how Obama gets bashed timelessly by Americans who feel short changed!

On his twitter account though I don't know coz I don't follow him but do not forget who emboldened Nigerians to completely disregard, insult and ridicule the office of the president; APC. So they should also get ready to have a taste of the pudding they helped cook!b

hehehe

O Lawd I've seen it all and I'm so happy seeing this. Cyber stalking now under EFCC jurisdiction? I don't really know the job of the police any more in this contraption called Nigeria.
DSS our SECRET police now arrest house members trying to impeach a corrupt governor and protect pipelines, the Army has taken over the work of the police as a normal Nigerian now prefers to go report a crime to them instead of the police and leading them to go attempt to disarm people who have taken self defense to heart resulting in unnecessary casualties on their side and many other things strange happenings.
Where did we get it wrong? Well I'm happy the guy affected is a Buharist and one of the supporters of the removal of the rule of law. I only wished they drilled him very well in that cell so next time someone shouts change, be would first ask what kinda change !!

When they shot peaceful unarmed protesters at Onitsha and Aba, most of y'all including some of them probably cheered and jubilated That further emboldened them to go after students cos they know even if shoot dead any student, NOTHING would happen to them.

LESSON: If you rejoice when another man is being oppressed, when the oppressor comes for you, no one would be alive or emboldened to speak up for you[b][/b]

GAZZUZZ:
I'm awed by the overwhelming outpouring of love. You guys have made it all worth it. Your belief in me is profound, entrusting me with your cars more so. I appreciate it all, and I don't take it for granted.

Bros I plan getting a car soon and I don already swear say if no be you go handle the inspection, then that motor never baf!
I like people that are always at the top of their game. Kudos sir

I vote falconey
Cc: NLJega

Frankiss44:
If you can't mention two of the things he did yourself then you shouldn't be quoting me.

Bros I normally take an exception to abusing people here but that guy na fool to ever ask that kind stupid question. Don't even glorify him with a reply anymore.
He's among those many stupid children from the indomie generation that run around politics threads forming political analysts when still been fed by their parents.

Cutehector:
Just because he is president doesn't mean he must do smth in his state. He is governing 36states for Christ sake. The person who should be held accountable for the development of bayelsa state is its Governor and it's representatives at the fed house

My brother you couldn't have nailed it better!! He was the president of Nigeria for pete's sake not the president of Bayelsa and as far as I'm concerned, he did the best he could for the country howbeit he was quiet to a fault (My opinion)
APCheat should stop this useless rhetoric already; it's stale! They should focus on providing good leadership and economic policies that would resuscitate the Nigeria they killed within a year. Useless Bas.tard charlatans.

What did Buhari do in Daura during his first tenure as military HOS and even after? Sorry the question to ask is this: What did Buhari do in his own life after being chased from power? How did Buhari improve himself from 1985-2014? Stupid people!
And I know some zombies would come here convulsing and foaming at the mouth abi na hand when them go take type their rubbish because they're configured to ignore the truth and practical critical reasoning as Fools they are.

At last he finally finds his voice

The Buhari breeze don blow reach e side abi? Offering for church don reduce abi na bcoz dem block e calls to Buhari? Hehehe

Gov Fayose once said and quote " ...Those who are cheering Buhari on will one day end up in his stomach..."
Anyways Fr Mbaka please keep kwayet you've lost the respect of most people that hitherto held you in high esteem because you should have known better!

Abagworo:
Rochas Okorocha neither takes salaries nor security votes from day one till this day.

Shut up your mouth if you ain't got nothing to say!!
Rochas Okorocha...Seriously WTF smh
Little reason he "bought/created " a Christmas tree of 600 million naira.
If peradventure he really doesn't take salaries, then he should stop stealing it by proxy!
Z*****

Sorry they are soft targets. Even with the military convoy I know will definitely follow them.
Wonder where lie Mohammed currently is. It's been long I heard from him

DonBobes:
#chuckle
Then wher am i?
Mind u, m nt in Niger delta, am in NE.
Nairaland is the only place i com to cool off apart from my luvly wife.

Lets forgt abt all ds jabberwockies, war is nt by makin mouth here on NL. Even we soldiers do not want war, peace is wat we crave for.
M tired of talkin.

You are in the NE probably as a soldier or a force personnel going by your posts abi?
What that guy you quoted meant was choosing to stay in both areas as a civilian with no weapon for protection.
I bet if you are a civilian, ND will be your option. The area dey hot oo but at least we know what we are up against. Not in the north where you will be in your house peacefully and some blood thirsty vermin will come and slit your throat or set fire to your house simply because somebody drew the picture of one dirty normad called prophet Mohammed in France. Or you go to the market to buy groceries and one Bastard who has been promised 72 virgins would go and blow up himself, killing you and other innocent by-standers.