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[quote author=love_life]I don hear u o! From now on madam, my name na 'Coolio' -after all, e no b my problem se ova tharry minion 9ja female particulars dey unregistered and plenty overripe female fruits on top d tree of singleness don dey rotten o as dey no c person with marriage basket wey wan pluck them o! When beta guys wey wan chop them come, dem no go gri but n d end na d hand of chop-an-clean-mouth bobo dem go fall. (I hail una Carabar pple o, my parri parri! Na my keyboard dey vex o because na tarty million I b wan typn dear befaw o!). Well, as for me sha, any girl wey no say im b full-options navigator fit come meet me because I b good mechanic wey sabi service am welu welu! Make u no fear o! Me I no b player, an any yeye gal wey think sey im b player, me I go show am say na me b d coach; an any yeye gal wey think sey im b coach, me I go show am say na me b d owner of d club.

Seriously, most of these overaged decent single females longing for marriage will usually go and stay on top of one very high mountain waiting for d perfect guy they think is mr. right, who will be the hero that will risk everything to climb up there and bring them down to the altar. Whereas, the bad gals, who are very smart, will go and stay in the valley, so that the good guys who dare to climb the arduous mountain in search of the good girls, if they should fall on their way to the top of the mountain, can fall into their hands. Unfortunately, many good guys fall on their way up and the bad girls are already there waiting to help them when they reach the ground.[/quote]lol narrative essay.............we don hear mr lovelife

Idowuogbo: U longggggggggggg man! i have cargoed my bro to d highest bidder na, but my 55yrd old virgin uncle dey rota o! u want?

LMAO!!!!! No be me and u

blabber15: If you are ready to support a broke clingy hanger-on for the rest of your life then by all means go ahead.

Ur §o funny babe

afinic001: Cash and car! That's d definition of responsibility by Nigerian babes.

Says u

ℓ̊ don't understand y a guy of 30 yrs should b asking a student for financial assistance!!!!!!! Where does he expect her to get d money from? And some broke asses here are saying its a test........wђat nonsense test is dat? And if she gives him d money, will he return it back cos its a test? Smh!

[quote author=::Andrew::]Even if your speedometer is 200 make sure you run 220 [/quote]

MManuel: SMH! Broke boyfriends are more romantic lyrically and at the same time very possessive due to cash-complex(Fact!). Any real man/guy in his right mind won't go after a girl if he was broke. How do you show your love for her? Only in words and sex right? #shame! A little spoiling here and there once in a while does it for me. The choice is yours.

Thank U very much jare!

DailyNews: keep dreaming don't wake yet, they are on the way....hahahaha....

U still dey here dey ask! Abeg find ur levels sharp sharp cos ℓ̊ dnt know y a guy of 30yrs wld be asking for money frm a student like U..............he only promised marriage so dat u wld not run away from him. Smh!

[quote author=love_life]it's so sad that u 9ja girls still don't get it. d problem is not d lack of good guys cuz we exist & live among u; but d problem is that u gals r just too fake 2 notice us. u always run after d guys with d bling-bling & not d guys with d ring[/quote]And y can't d guys with d ring come forward and be bold enough or do they think ladies will come knocking on their doors?

Idowuogbo: Bisi biscuit na u forget me na! U don get guy na me na second deck abi? God dey o!

Lai lai how I go forget my padi? Av bn off NL for a while dats y.........guy ke? No be U wan gimme ur brother

@ ID; how far na! Longest time
@Sauer; we don hear

thumbs up

WTF!!!! MAA BEGI FUN NI O
AHAN EWONI OSHI!

@ chessboard: Lol.......are u a doctor?

DOCTORS!!!!!!!!!!

Gone in 60 seconds
44minutes

Scash: U got used to wearing ur earrings, nothin stops u from learning how to get used to wear ur ring. Learn!

GBAM!!!!!!!!
BUT NA WETIN CONCERN THE SIS IN-LAW SEF!!!! NA SO DEM DEY USE MOUTH SCATTER PEOPLE MARRIAGE

NOPE

y not

Hmm this is getting serious!!!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]The problem might be with you but then again, you might be ugly, broke and have a vile tongue[/quote]AM SURE U ARE ONE OF THESE. OYA CONFESS

[quote author=Mynd_44]That is the problem with dating a girl that is way younger than you.[/quote]op Am sure d girl is still a teenager cos no adult would do that. She would either tell u her mind or reciprocate

And u still dey d relationship?

Wow!!!!! Lovely!

Do U want to be a lecturer?

brainchild78: he needs to call the relationship to an end or tie her up and take her to a psychiatric where she will receive help & patiently wait until she recovers from her possessed state.

polokor60: then you are among the lucky few that can lean their head on the shoulder of papi

come to me papi

anonymous12: update is coming soon, i will finish you here, you will regret coming to nairaland

HOW MANY THREAD U WAN OPEN SEF?