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PhonesRe: What Do You Do With Your Bb,am Tired Of Mine by Bisjosh(f): 7:42pm On Apr 07, 2012
I LOVE BB kiss kiss kiss kissCANT DO WITHOUT IT wink wink wink
RomanceRe: My Problems (PART 3) by Bisjosh(f): 5:24pm On Apr 07, 2012
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RomanceRe: Give Love A Chance Ladies! Hook Up Here by Bisjosh(f): 5:21pm On Apr 07, 2012
[quote author=Kevin_II]bros toni anna you will wait forever is not a cause. which girl will want to marry a graduatuate. haba have mercy on our girls now. and that your picture sef na wa. if you mount woman she cannot breath again o. bros toni anna pls go to the gym. i will pay for your fees[/quote]u dis kevin sef cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
abeg leave thonnie o
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed he's seriously searching.
RomanceRe: Please Assist!! by Bisjosh(f): 4:07pm On Apr 07, 2012
[quote author=Kevin_II]it means someone that like penis too much. you shoul come to my bedroom i want to show you something. am waiting[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy CRAZY BOI
RomanceRe: My Story by Bisjosh(f): 3:53pm On Apr 07, 2012
Onegai: Leave the first guy alone. There is a demon possessing our men: when a girl genuinely loves them, they begin to hate her, no reason required. They now chase girls who are bad to them. Anyone who saw you and did not appreciate you the first time, will never appreciate you, that's the cold reality. Even if you marry. So don't rush and marry, but delete the first guy. He can carry his regret and lay it at the feet of Heaven, and leave you in peace.
Why do people never appreciate the good they have till it's left their lives, I dunno.
GBAM angry angry angry
GO WITH ONEGAI'S ADVICE
RomanceRe: Is It Really Cheating If You're On A Break? by Bisjosh(f): 8:45pm On Apr 06, 2012
REALITY101: Taking a break" means splitting up with the hopes of reuniting should both parties be inclined to do so in the near or far-off future. The romantic relationship would be thought to resume once both parties enjoy some time apart to soul search and to find themselves without the burden of a relationship. It's all about distance = perspective. Where that greater perspective leads the both of you is yet untold. In other words, it means you are single; at least temporarily.

Now my question is, how the heck is smushing some other chicks during this period classified as cheating?
abegii which one be BREAK?Its either u are in a relationship or not!!!!! I wonder y pple like getting things complicated for themselves undecided undecided undecided undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Opportunities by Bisjosh(f): 8:23pm On Apr 06, 2012
health stream alliance at work again angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Weird Things Men Love In Women by Bisjosh(f): 1:06pm On Apr 05, 2012
Yorisb: Thanks for ruining my breakfast...! angry
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RomanceRe: Weird Things Men Love In Women by Bisjosh(f): 1:04pm On Apr 05, 2012
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timbros: i remember a friend saying he trips for any girl who farts aloud. . .lol
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RomanceRe: Fh by Bisjosh(f): 10:07pm On Apr 03, 2012
U SEF RING NA FOOD? WE HV MANY HAPPILY MARRIED COUPLES WITHOUT RING SO REST FOR MATTER ABEG. AND IF U NEED RING DESPERATELY THEN GO GET FOR YOURSELF SHIKENA!!!!!!!!!WOMEN AND WAHALA SEF!!! undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Music/RadioRe: Your Top Nigerian Female Singers? by Bisjosh(f): 9:27pm On Apr 03, 2012
ASA
ONYEKA
LARA GEORGE
TOPE ALABI
TY BELLO
BUT ASA IS STILL D BEST ANYTIME.
RomanceRe: Types Of Ladies You Should Never Date by Bisjosh(f): 4:44pm On Apr 03, 2012
[quote author=buJu-234]4. The Wife.
She is not interested in dating. She doesn’t want a boyfriend: she wants a husband. She wants to marry. Now! One date and she’s ready to meet your parents. Two weeks on and she has chosen the names of the children you will have together. Nobody said women were logical creatures but then, life – as well as love – is in stages. I’m not sure I like you yet and you’re already choosing aso ebi… slow down madam.


this is the one that makes me laugh..

i was once met this babe; as we started gisting; the next thing she asked was that WILL YOU LIKE TO MARRY ME...[/quote]cheesy No time
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Christianity EtcRe: What Are Your Plans For Easter? by Bisjosh(f): 3:17pm On Apr 03, 2012
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FamilyRe: Marrying From An Extremely Poor Home. Can You Consider It? by Bisjosh(f): 3:06pm On Apr 03, 2012
Amaka G29: I do believe in marrying with love in mind. Because what people tend to call love is at times a fleeting sentiment, practicality and proper planning are necessary.

I will not be marrying into a poor family, because of issues that will arise after marriage. Poor family members tend to create great financial pressure on males, which will put financial pressures on our household. I don't mind helping out in extreme circumstances, but it shouldn't be a regular occurrence. I have to plan for my children's futures and my own retirement. It also has implications on who my children are related to and the examples of success they will grow up around. If I marry into a family with several doctors, lawyers, bankers, and other respectable professionals (not necessarily rich), then those are the people my children will be surrounded by.

Being unrealistic about financial concerns when getting married may have a terrible impact on a happy home. No, don't marry for money, but financial planning needs to be a part of the marriage conversation. Don't ignore it.
JUST SAID MY MIND SIS kiss kiss kiss
FamilyRe: Marrying From An Extremely Poor Home. Can You Consider It? by Bisjosh(f): 3:03pm On Apr 03, 2012
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy undecided undecided undecided MAKE EVERYBODY BEAR HIM PAPA NAME grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Types Of Men You Should Never Date by Bisjosh(f): 2:56pm On Apr 03, 2012
eghost247: 1. The Control Freak
Many women have had their lives turned upside down by a control freak. He has an overwhelming desire to control every detail, even when it’s out of his hands—be it the weather, traffic or your life. True, women like a guy that is manly, but manly isn’t the same as domineering. Before you know it, you soon start to lose your identity and become a creation of his. That isn’t love; it’s a dysfunction and you need to believe it.

2. The Abuser
A control freak will almost always become an abuser, but not all abusers start out as control freaks. In fact, abusers are usually nice guys until their anger kicks in. How many times have we heard an abused woman say, “He’s not like that o. It’s only when he’s angry that he lashes out”? If a guy belittles you, tells you you’re worthless, or insults you, that is abuse. If he forces you to do things you’re not comfortable with, that’s abuse. It may initially look like a temper issue, but physical abuse soon follows, and no woman deserves that. Do not date an abusive man—no matter how alternately nice he is.

3. The Man-child
He doesn’t have to be younger that you are as many women assume that men younger than them are automatically immature. He could be much older but his brain is stuck in adolescence, thinking like a 13-year-old and always craving your validation. Being in a relationship with this man will always leave you drained, because it’s feels like you’re raising a child.

4. The Ghost.
You see him only when he wants to be seen. One minute he’s doting on you and everything’s peach; the next, poof! He vanishes and you can’t reach him by phone, text, BBM, mail, tweet— nothing! He’s not dead; he simply does not want to be reached. This is 2012—there’s a way to stay in touch if you want to. Forget his elaborate explanation when he does reappear, all na wash. He definitely has another life that he doesn’t want you to be part of.

5. The Unambitious.
If a guy cannot say what his goal in life is, strike his name off the list. Waiting for his grandfather’s will is not an ambition, neither is playing the visa lottery every year. The country is hard, but that doesn’t mean we cannot have workable dreams, no matter how nascent.

6. Mr Chop my money.
All he has is money. Not character, finesse, values or even an education. Just money. Unfortunately as women very well know, money isn’t everything; this guy can buy you fine things but he can’t treat you with sensitivity. Being with him will cause you to live a life of quiet desperation.

7. The Fairy-tale prince.
Everything you ever prayed for, even things thatyou know yourself are unrealistic; this guy has it all. He’s handsome caring, attentive, charming, well dressed, tasteful, generous—in short, he’s flawless. You feel he’s too good to be true and he probably is. All men have flaws, but this man doesn’t have any? It’s all an act. Once he’s had his fill of you, the charade stops and you see his true self. To him it’s a game and he enjoys the thrill of the chase, the delightful deceit and the abrupt end. Nobody said men were emotional creatures but some do and relish the chance to practise their adroitness.

8. The Guy who just doesn’t want you.
There are guys whom you like and no matter how you try, they simply don’t want YOU. They could be taken, gay or blind. Rejection hurts, but it’s part of life. Move on. While you still have your dignity, in God’s name, move on.
U ARE TOO GBASKI!!!! cool cool cool
RomanceRe: UNILAG Runs Girl - By Umari Ayim (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5) by Bisjosh(f): 6:35am On Apr 03, 2012
Seun pls continue nah!!!! Am really enjoying d story o! angry
RomanceRe: UNILAG Runs Girl - By Umari Ayim (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5) by Bisjosh(f): 6:35am On Apr 03, 2012
Seun pls continue nah!!!! Am really enjoying d story o!
RomanceRe: Broken Relationships "the Cause" Guyz Version by Bisjosh(f): 6:15pm On Apr 02, 2012
[quote author=ogbeche77][/quote]CLEARER NOW!!!! GOODLUCK BUDDY smiley smiley smiley
RomanceRe: Broken Relationships "the Cause" Guyz Version by Bisjosh(f): 6:11pm On Apr 02, 2012
moderattor: she started ignoring me and responding to my text,
pride just entered her from no where.
I did all humanly possible to rectify that.
Maybe she'd got some new guy.
So i threw my hands into my pocket and locked my cap on and moved on.
When she realised i had changed her,
she started begging. . . And asking if she could even be the second 'wife'.
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RomanceRe: Broken Relationships "the Cause" Guyz Version by Bisjosh(f): 6:03pm On Apr 02, 2012
ogbeche77: My last relationship of 3 years ended today... Like 30 min ago to be precise
The full jist below
My ex schools outside Lagos, Often visit me when she's back from sch, just some weeks back I met an old classmate of mine on face book, I added her den asked for her number on her wall, she posted it there.. Like 10 min later, I got a text frm my gf dat am a Arrow I just added a gal then askin 4 her num.. I was dumbfounded... She kept sendin me insulting messages calling me a cheat.. I ignored them... 4 days later.. She called to apologized that she only did such out of jealousy, I accepted after much appeal frm her.. The rtp continued.. Thursday last week she called she ll be comin 2 lag 4 Easter break & we ll meet on Monday(today) @ my place
Out of curiosity I logged into her fb account and u guys ll be shocked to wat I saw... She has been hitting on a guy 4 like 3 weeks now...Going through D history of there conversation I was shocked...
For a guy she has not even met.. They ve both bin calling each other honey & using the 'love u' word... How she ll satisfy him on bed.. They chat almost 12 hrs in a day.. When d guy asked of her bf.. She said I was a cheat & Neva want 2 av anytin 2 do wit me again.. I was like WTF
For a lady that can even withstand me lookin @ anoda chick in her presence
I saved d whole page on my phone & mapped out my plan... She already sheduled a date with d guy on Easter Monday... So this morning she came visiting... I pretended as I no nothing... We eat... Drank....Ban.ged her as if there is no 2mrw... Then I told her I bought her a BB... Which she ll collect @ d bus stop but under one condition dat I ll collect her prev fone which I bought 4 her...
She accepted... I collected d fone.. Kept it @ home, then escorted her to d bus stop.. She was like where's d fone.. I told her 2 a plaza...Then opened d saved conversation on my fone.. (NB.. She deleted them dis morning b4 coming to my place)
She was shell shocked... Felt like entering d floor..
Omo c as d chick dey beg..Henn ag not met d guy now.. Told her silence will help her in dis situation... But me don make up my mind.. I told her she shuld go & experiment wit d guy.. Ladies don't appreciate wat they av until dey loose it... Make d guy buy am fone if he won follow her talk.. Abi wetin una feel? I was kind enough 2 give her T.Fare
Let bye gones be bye gones
How funny men cld be. U saw ur female classmate on fb and u collected her number(for what?). Ur msgs showed on ur wall knowing fully well dat ur gf wld see it(lack of respect). Then when ur gf said she wld b coming over, u opened her fb (for what?)to find out if she was also cheating on u?(insecurity). I believe she wanted to cheat on u too for cheating or wanting to cheat on her(WRONG!!!). Its better u guys end it cos both of u dnt know what u want. BUT STOP BLAMING ONLY D GIRL COS BOTH OF U ARE TO BE BLAMED!!!!!
RomanceRe: Very Pretty Girls Do U Find It Difficult To Make Friends by Bisjosh(f): 1:56pm On Apr 02, 2012
Am pretty and if ℓ̊ want to make frnds ℓ̊ will! Bt if ℓ̊ dnt wanna b ur friend, dnt force it!
RomanceRe: Can You Use Your Lover's Sponge And Towel? by Bisjosh(f): 1:50pm On Apr 02, 2012
NO!!!
BusinessRe: "Cashless" Lagos: How Are You Coping With It? by Bisjosh(f): 1:43pm On Apr 02, 2012
Its ok
EducationRe: List Of Schools & Their 2012/2013 UTME Cut-off Marks by Bisjosh(f): 11:18am On Apr 02, 2012
Why is University of Ado-Ekiti not on d list!!!
EducationRe: List Of Schools & Their 2012/2013 UTME Cut-off Marks by Bisjosh(f): 11:18am On Apr 02, 2012
Why is University of Ado-Ekiti not among d list!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lecturing Career by Bisjosh(op): 9:09pm On Apr 01, 2012
[quote author=tobyeni-p]thanks and God bless u![/quote]GOD BLESS U TOO kiss kiss kiss kiss
THANKS FOR THE INFO THOUGH undecided
RomanceRe: What Do I Do? by Bisjosh(f): 7:35pm On Apr 01, 2012
[quote author=kemda_esther@yahoo.com]I have been dating this guy for 9 years now, but he is so slow about the issue of marriag, we started dating when he was still in the university, and he is already working now, i have ask him to come and see my parent , am not seein any moves. And am not gettin younger. What should i do. Esther[/quote]shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
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RomanceRe: Ladies Who Would You Prefer As A Husband? by Bisjosh(f): 7:25pm On Apr 01, 2012
MRbrownJAY: come on man, thats a no brainer!!!!
any ashi girl knows that she will settle for the rich old men, and fukc his brains out REAL GOOD, until the young poor graduates starts to make some serious money. when he does then she will now proclaim that the old man was her uncle and that he never touched her, and subsequently she will marry the young graduate and have a wonderful life,........ while older guy finds himself an even younger babe to smash.
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