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ibkayee:
Twerk

Send a video or I’m die.

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Man I swear jealousy is just hate and love at the same time.
Like why should you envy my rolex’ must we have the same time ?
Reason I walk around with shooters cause enemies always aim nine’
Then wait to sympathize with my pictures or maybe frame mine’
I’ve been staying woke, I don’t catch no sleep’
My niiggas at the doors, some at the window peep’
Eye blink and watch your enemies bite so deep’
Then show up at your funeral to weep ‘
I hate pretenders and I don’t regret saying it.
Niiggas claim they love it but really hate the shiit’
Oi and some wack rappers judging and dropping lame critics.
While their shiit so mocked-up like some fúcking fake títtíes
I know those niiggas above thinking at their head I’m aiming diss’
But don’t worry boys’
I’m just playing with rhymes like lorry toys’
Fúck it, y’all ain’t even got fuuckin choice’
Arrogant díck súcker screaming but no one hearing your cócky voice.
I’ just drink water and write lyrics’ guess that’s my skin care routine ‘
Show up here, hey some chicks and I’m off scene’
My dog cage cleaner than your church shoe, Yes! my dog cage so clean ‘
Registered that biítch in a women organization’ you can ask Pauline ‘
Last Christmas was awful maybe because my friend Renua dead’
Read her dad raped her at 7’ that’ was all I read’
Almost died of sepsis had it been the chemical released in bloodstream spread’
This fuuckin trauma she lived with for 26years made her dread.
Too bad she couldn’t beat her pain’
But Renua, we had plans to get stoned in France when we meet again’
I know you’re in a better place and I hope to see you soon’
So we could get high in the sky and listen to music too.

Alcohol.

Weneda:
Was she married?

No.

[quote author=Weneda post=97510000][/quote]No.

I feel so sad right now! Renua! We met in France. She was so smart, intelligent and lively. Christ! Not renua! Last we had a convo was last year. Gosh!

Lalas247:
Married o .... long time ago where have you been
We waiting on yours

Omo. The last time we had a convo was on WhatsApp. That’ should be late 2017. I lost your number. Chaii! You didn’t bother to text me to come for white wedding. Congrats darling. For mine? You go wait tire. Lool

Lalas247:
Haven't you enjoyed life enough....

Lol, I still need more time. Enough about me, have you found the bearded love of your life?

When you roar ? Oshey Lioness.

Lalas247:
Lol I still work out now ....
So u never marry thought you have left these girls for the one by now...


About to watch a TV series i'll be back later in food sec.

Lol. Told my mom I’m not getting married and she reported me to her pastor. Marriage is quite early. Let me savor this life small. Enjoy your series.

Lalas247:
Yh i don't have access to the email anymore ...
Can't even remember the details.
Normally browse food section for inspiration since we are still in lockdown over here all I can do is eat
Hope you are good though..

Oh alright then. I’ve known you to be a maker and lover of beautiful delicacies. I hope you didn’t add pounds. You know I like em hour glass.

Lalas247:
Hey how have you been ... longest time

Yeah Yeah’ I kinda missed your ass. Tried sending a mail but I guess you didn’t see it.

ibkayee:
Just been a bit busy my dear. Are you done with school?

Yesss maami. I’ believe you good. Merry Christmas in advance.

All these does not apply when the guy’s pocket is greased and loaded with dough.

ibkayee:
Hi dearie, it's been long o

I know you like to disappear sha

Lol I should be telling you same thing. You’ve been on and off lately. How have you been ?

You see this football thing, just leave it for Ronaldo.

ibkayee:
Just started watching Penthouse aka Skycastle lite

I'm only on episode 2 though, apparently it's also very similar to World of the married lol

Hey mama

I’m still yet to understand that tenet movie. It’s so complex .

daleehat:
If the North participate in this forbidden competition Igbo won't make top ten list I bet you

Why are you crying over igbo flooding the list ? The so called North should go and make their own list. Only Fulanis can compete with igbo not the Hausas.

They called igbos flat-head but they’ rank higher than any tribe in this shitty country if beauty is a case study. Only fulanis comes close.
Meanwhile I just realized if you type flat head together, it automatically shows IGBO.

Seun I’d advice you work on this ASAP.

Umahi is an ambitious confused ingrate. He’s playing chess with the top dawgs of the state. We all thought Martins Elechi was bad when he refused to let this ingrate run for this position’ little did we know he saw the future. Umahi with the help of Top dawgs like Ayim and Egwu ran and won the seat, now he’s rubbing shoulders with them. Lmbdoo.

Lalas247:
Pretty lady

Heyyyy, It’s been a while.

Tolu131:
what's the name

Life in a year.

macdammy:
Only those who have never been to Lagos is always screaming “Damn crowded”

Have a drink and chill dick head

stop wailing under my post dumbo!

Can’t believe this movie almost made a papa like me cry.

Delta should be first on the list. Lagos is overrated. Damn crowded!

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I pray the lord read this verse and give me free pass through the heaven’s gate’
Cos I’m about to funk the soul of this verse like I’m Marvin Gaye’
Tore Esther 2:9, rolled it’ light hegai and the seven maids ‘
So no more treatment and special food just as the Bible says’
Say some about weed and watch me bruise this fake’
If Bob Marley could worship weed, who am I not to do the same ?
Oh! Weed is harmful , wait! What did Google say ?
It’s a natural plant planted by God fúck useful sake!
Could recall when I sniffled and burnt the Bible with some ashes jeeeez!
My white folks are racists, they can’t even say bless you when a blackie sneeze !
I know this is blasphemy but Christ forgives and guarantees’
At least i never did worse than the Israelites yet they passed the sea.

DEHVEHLOP:
Messi Lionel is a millionaire in dollars





Lionel Messi is a billionaire in Naira (you can see that he's richer than all Igbos DEVELOPERS home or abroad, just like Kwara state is bigger than the the whole Biafraland!)




Lionel Anifowose Messi is the only centillionaire in the whole Franco fone nations in West Africa.





I don't even know what to write about Nnamdi Kanu and Evans....





Anyway, we still have some things good about the ipobians, their soups are second to none in Nigeria

You really need a brain check. Please be fast about it. Your mental health is at risk.

slawormiir:
damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
Wizkid and burna boy my real niggarrrrs...two talented niggeeeeees

Not that untalented moda fuckkking frogged voice called davido who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio and still dishes out dogg shitt to his fans...
Untill davido learn how to sing...he ain't making my play list that goes like this:
cole
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Jesse jags
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
WizKid( Balogun the big boy)
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone( the music wizard)
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello..

You too dumb!

DenreleDave:
Chai..

Our master told us on Facebook to be rejoicing 3 hours ago, Chai N K must be in severe pain now


Ehn, the money dt We used to campaign in the East was a loan, how do we pay back now that our son Trump Chukwuemeka Donald didn't win

Chai.... Chukwu Abiam why why WHY..

We supported saraki, he drowned. We supported jimi agbaje, he drowned, we supported Wike during edo election and now General Wike is dealing with us.... Now trump again, Biden is dealing with us.

Biden is a yoruba Muslim honestly.. Why are these yoruba Muslim always hurting us?

This is marginalization... We want our Biafra and trump Chukwuemeka ndidi will be our president.. We will give him that position to compensate Him


Trump amaka

Igbo amaka

You’re so delusional!

Jeromejnr:
Fear not Sir. God is just tryna confound the so called wise like He did last time.

Your 2 time winnings(and even impeachment) had already been prophesied long time ago before you even thought of running for office.

So anyone wants to quote me anywhere.

TRUMP WILL WIN SECOND TERM.

Modified: For those asking for the prophecy, Google "Kim clement prophecy on Trump" on YouTube.

I laugh in prophecy.