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PoliticsRe: Folasade Tinubu-Ojo Daughter Celebrates Her 46 Birthday by bitingcool: 2:47pm On Jun 17, 2022
phemmyfour:
Asiwaju had her when he was 24 year grin

Sakamanje
Sulamalia grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is 6th Most Terrorised Country In The World by bitingcool: 9:18pm On Jun 06, 2022
nonyofor2:
With all these killings Nigeria is still 6th, I wonder what will be happening in no 1 ranked country.
lol
PoliticsRe: Buhari Always Travels When There Is A Problem - Shehu Sani by bitingcool: 3:32am On Jun 06, 2022
oka4ugoo:
Regrettably, majority of Igbos are Catholics.

Go to any Catholic Church in the SW, SS or any part of Northern Nigeria, 70% of the members are Igbos.

Technically speaking the killing at Owo is actually an Igbo genocide.
You are a sower of anarchy.
Despite the gruesome murders you have found a way to bring anarchy into it.
May your seeds of evil die even before they are planted
Foreign AffairsRe: Meghan Markle, Prince Harry Absent As Royal Family Poses On Balcony (Photo) by bitingcool: 6:52pm On Jun 02, 2022
campbelljosh:
Dem dey Aso rock grin
Dem dey Ozumba Mbadiwe
FamilyRe: A Brother Needs Your Advice. by bitingcool: 6:25pm On May 30, 2022
Kenmatt:
Talk with her, if it's okay by her I think it's a good one you do.

But while leaving, don't go with most of these things you said are yours, leave some with her, you can get new once, little by little you will have it all.

So that she can at least have few she can benefit from you as you have also benefited from her and not just packing everything thereby leaving the House empty
you are a considerate person. Someone like you will never lack. what a thoughtful reply. it brought tears to my eyes. God bless you and thank you.
CelebritiesRe: Sabinus Sues Peak Milk, UAC Gala For N1.1B Over 'Something Hooge’, Cartoon Image by bitingcool: 6:04pm On May 30, 2022
chatinent:
Lol.

Sabinus is smart.

He registered it low-key. They thought it was just a slang.

Always register what's yours.


Well, it's common for yahoo boys to use comedy as a shield for their income. Na today? Who no know Sabinus for PH before the comedy coverup?
Enemy of progress...now wey he dey popular, he was a former yahoo boy abi? perverted jealous soul. nobody know am for PH, this is the kind of household wickedness one should pray against..they start with something good but smear your name with evil to expose their deep pain..typical wicked black heart filled with angst and jealousy. so disgusting. lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: See The Message I Sent To My Uncle In America And He Sent Me N30,000 by bitingcool: 2:12pm On May 24, 2022
VictorUSA:
If your uncle lives in the US and send you 30K, and you are satisfied with that you can quote me with this trash again.
ungrateful goat.
I pray he doesn't send you anything again.
Did you follow him to do the work where 30k came from?
ot he told you he has a money tree in his backyard because he's in the USA
RomanceRe: Oromidayo, Ibadan Poly Student Dies After Taking Drugs To Have 11 Rounds Of Sex by bitingcool: 6:45pm On May 17, 2022
Candidlady:
Yes Iam pained coz you men are all bout mouths no actions. Just 11 rounds he went yonder.

Chicken men
shuuuu!!

Comrade of the highest order!!
PoliticsRe: Deborah Samuel: Court Remands Two Suspects In Prison by bitingcool: 4:09pm On May 16, 2022
Kazeem47:
NO SANE MUSLIM CAN TALK BAD ABOUT JESUS CHRIST,SO DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT PROPHET MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.).
Deborah was warned by her colleagues in the background(her voice note) about what she was about to post but she refused to heed to their warning.They all knew what she was about to post won't end well.Na stubborn fly dey follow dead body enter grave.
BTW,those that beat and burned her are supposed to take her to the appropriate authority and not to take the law into their hands.
you are a FOOL
FamilyRe: Husband Caught His Cheating Wife, Snapped And Framed The Picture by bitingcool: 2:11pm On May 16, 2022
NairaMaster1:
Psychological torture. The children will never respect her again. The man is very intelligent.
Neither will they respect their very petty father.
if this is how you rate intelligence then you and you alone are in Bigggggg Trouble.
FamilyRe: Husband Caught His Cheating Wife, Snapped And Framed The Picture by bitingcool: 12:52pm On May 16, 2022
Amarabae:
Dont still know why many men overreact when they caught their wives cheating!
A lot of married men cheat shamelessly
Thank you ooo
Even the clowns shouting he did a good job have more than one babe they are professing love to.
see how they are all shouting blue murder.
bunch of retrogrades.
if you can't swallow or forgive your cheating wife, Dissolve the union and move forward.
These are the kind of people that insist a woman drinks their dead husband's bathing water to prove she didn't kill him.
Save your thoughts for innovative things that will change your world, No. na payback wickedness concern them pass.
Thats why they die quick.. from hugging unwarranted issues to the chest.
PoliticsRe: What Is The Good Job Of Buhari? - Wike Blasts APC Presidential Aspirants (Video) by bitingcool: 8:37pm On May 10, 2022
at least he says the truth. a virtue no obe in APC had at the monent
FamilyRe: Family Palava, Is She Right In Filing For A Divorce or Wrong? (Photo) by bitingcool: 4:27pm On May 06, 2022
Kingpin1000:
Thunder fire that yeye wife.
Apart from pussy what can a woman offer?
The mother took good care of her son so the son is reciprocating. Let her take good care of her children
So they can buy her a car.
Modified:
Many bitter women, have been quoting me, but non has been able to answer the simple question " what can a woman offer apart from pussy" it's a question and not a statement.
But from the replies I got, I can see most can offer nothing other than pussy.
That's why when there is little issue, they say no sex, if they want something, they offer sex.
Real men knows pussy is very cheap to get these days and cannot be blackmailed with pussy.
Thank God its only pussy your mother offered you and your father. Bastard fool degrading the very womb that bore you
RomanceRe: What Advice Can You Give to Somebody About To Get Married? by bitingcool: 2:03am On May 04, 2022
forgive
forgive
forgive

know how to nack as a man
know how to pleasure as a woman
know how to nack each other
know how to forepla.y
this will give you respect as a man

Marriage is selflessness..you will forever cook for your spouse as a wife and mother. everyone will forever ask you the annoying question: what is there to eat? You have no one to ask that question. Its an eternal sacrifice, sometimes very burdening and sometimes pleasing.

Most importantly after forgiveness, know how to pray, by yourself, with your partner and with your offspring. Not only will it save your union, it will save your sanity.


Happy Married life. Marriage is sweet, spooning and waking up next to someone who loves you, rubbing your yansh against their **** or pushing your leg between your partners legs at night to be warm.. those are some little simple things will make you smile and thank God you have your own person.
PoliticsRe: Oluremi, Tinubu’s Wife Absent As Osinbajo Woos APC Senators by bitingcool: 11:08pm On Apr 14, 2022
PointZerom:
Maybe she went to visit Dino. grin grin grin
lol, at least u made me laugh small
EntertainmentRe: I Vowed To Do Michael Jackson’s Dangerous Dance Before I Die!!! by bitingcool: 7:04pm On Apr 10, 2022
Contango:
I am not a dancer, but a huge fan of Michael Jackson. My favorite choreography has always been the dangerous dance and I had vowed to do it before I die!!!

Definitely far from MJ and other professional imitators but I am happy I was able to whip something up.

Show some love guys cheesy
Video quality not good though

I vow to do smooth criminal if I get some encouragement tongue


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRad3181zQ
100% u tried
CelebritiesRe: Mr Macaroni Reacts To The Death Of Chinelo by bitingcool: 3:38am On Mar 30, 2022
flokii:
Is this not the same guy that his dry comedy skit partner got exposed for demanding sex for roles in skits? Marcaroni or whatever he calls himself is not intelligent.

When will marcaroni mobilize his EndSars comrades and head to Kaduna to stage EndBandits? abi the oponu thinks we will fall for LekkiLies targeted at strong opponents of his candidate?.
ode!! is his comedy partner him? that is another adult responsible for his own behavior. You will die in your penuric slavery. lekkilies. may the lies that happened at Lekki happen to you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Corpses Pile Up In Mykolaiv Morgue, Ukraine (Pictures) by bitingcool: 4:02am On Mar 17, 2022
Odinaka00:
Fighting a war that you can’t win is not wisdom, before you challenge Russia, you must build your military power to match Russia, don’t depend on the West to help you bcus they can disappoint you as they have disappointed Ukraine in this ongoing invasion. Now he has admitted that Ukraine will not join NATO after many lives and cities have been destroyed. What has he gained now? Sometimes applying wisdom doesn’t qualify one as coward
very true. The arm of flesh (Nato) has failed Zelensky. There would have been a time to fight the war with Russia. Not now. US is using his country to fight Russia. He doesn't know they see them as one. His eye never clear
EventsRe: Congolese Man Marries Triplet Sisters Same Day In Colourful Wedding Ceremony by bitingcool: 8:21am On Mar 02, 2022
Righteousness2:
[img]https://media1./images/182abd956ccbe865425e14a152cea455/tenor.gif[/img]
lol, the matter pass Pastor Righteousness
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukrainian Government Bans Men From Leaving The Country by bitingcool: 6:08am On Feb 25, 2022
Rollsnjaguar:
Well, am yet to see Russia deploy women soldiers to the battle front.
We can use Russia and Ukraine as a case study grin
lol, na you sabi
RomanceRe: My Experience With My Jehovah Witness Lover . by bitingcool: 4:40pm On Feb 07, 2022
adetula148:
Exactly who I am .
you are not a simp. what is life if you don't fall in love, be vulnerable and experience the joy of loving another.
Hard man is not everything. the so called non- Simps may be dying of loneliness and boredom.
Claim your heartbreak with your full chest. like a human being with emotions.
nothing shameful or bad about it.
RomanceRe: My Experience With My Jehovah Witness Lover . by bitingcool: 4:26pm On Feb 07, 2022
adetula148:
There is this lady I love so much, we work at the place, and we were good but she happens to be a Jehovah witness.

We have been dating for a year and half now but most times I have issues with her texting other guys and she kept saying they are just friends.

You can call me a fool but sometimes you love someone so much that you don't want to loose them.

Anytime I try to tell her about how I feel about her texting other guys giving them impression that she is single and always looking out for someone who happen to be a witness but always tell me it's me she loves and those guys are just her friends . Going out to see other guy's on a date and sometimes lie to me , she get mad and never for once say sorry . And when she says sorry, the same thing repeat itself.

Then I just let go and assume those guys are just her friends and I can't stop her from texting her friends but there is something within me that keeps telling me something is wrong. Like I love her so much but I still have this trust issues ,like I want to be convinced that I am wrong and try work on my trust issues.

Just yesterday I just login to her Facebook because she gave me her phone sometimes to help her format it and restore her apps back but she could not remember her password, so I had to reset it and get them working.

So I login to her Facebook then I realized she has been sneaking out to see another man who happens to be a witness because my place of work . We spend 2 months in and 2 weeks out , even her time off she plan on going to see him yet lied to me she wanted to go write exams and look out for other opportunities and she told me we would see when we out and spend time together .

Like we go on leave and off days same time ,for me we were so close and we even kissed and hugged that same week. Like she was already certain to end up with this guy yet she still call me and tell me she loves me . But one thing about me is I can't keep things to myself I got mad then I texted her .

She greeted me well then I suddenly asked her about the guy . She denied it totally and asked if I had a prove . Then I sent a screenshot then she said "did I not tell you that I can't marry someone who is not a witness then I was like Bleep". This same person we talk almost everyday , see everyday , kissed and do crazy stuffs even at work now say all these to me. Like I almost died yesterday. I told her all this then she said " I just love you as a friend and you are my best friend" .

Then I asked since when ? She just ignored me all through then line busy. I just blocked her and delete her number because she was not even sorry .

Here is my question, why are witness like this ?

This will be my first experience with them and I will say this really hurt me. Like I can't even think well. So a relationship of almost 2 years just a waste?

So all those I love I love you were just jokes? I just pray God heal me fast .

Like I really loved her. Now I don't know what to do. The job I am managing for now we both work there. How do I face her? Like am still looking out for another job but now I just have to leave this job and move on.

I just decided to share this with you all so you can learn from my foolishness and advice me on what to do.

Do have a nice day .
Sorry, heartbreaks are painful
No need being her enemy.
you will find your love in front
keep your job ooo, nobody dey love jobless man. no matter her good you are
make I give u 5k for your heartbreak. make u use am buy malt and peppersoup for ya love problem.
send ur digits
CelebritiesRe: Ladies, Have You Ever Had A Crush On Any Of These Nollywood Actors by bitingcool: 11:59pm On Jan 26, 2022
Mariangeles:
I think most -if not all - ladies had a crush on Ramsey at some point. cheesy

As for Emeka Ike... sad
lol,I used to have a crush on Emeka ike oooo, his eyes were a big deal then
lol
RomanceRe: I'm Deeply In Love With Him But He's Not Divorced Yet! by bitingcool: 12:48am On Jan 25, 2022
blamingthedevil:
He was kind enough to drop me off my house. This guy is doing very well for himself (lives in a nice estate and owns a good ride).

grin grin
comrade, make we tell her. mama don see golden boy she wan follow am lay egg. na men are scum go end am las las grin cheesy shocked grin
RomanceRe: I'm Deeply In Love With Him But He's Not Divorced Yet! by bitingcool: 12:43am On Jan 25, 2022
fikayormi:
That guy is a real player grin

When he is done lashing your pussy , smoke will come out of it
shuuuu, that means say he go burn the engine grin grin
BusinessRe: Is E-naira Dead? by bitingcool: 3:55am On Jan 22, 2022
FalseProphet1:
It was created to embezzle funds and not to meet the transaction needs of the general populace.

I prophesied before it was lunched that it wouldn't see 2022, and now my prophecy has come to pass.
@Falseprophet1,what have you seen as per the coming election. Pror, Pror!!!
CelebritiesRe: Josh2funny Undergoes Surgery: 'I Suffered Pain For 11 Years' by bitingcool: 4:25pm On Jan 20, 2022
CheedyJ:
He's a WWE wrestler
lol
PoliticsRe: Throwback Picture Of Tinubu Signing A ₦20m Deal With a Chinese Company In 1992 by bitingcool: 1:13am On Jan 18, 2022
Ekpekus:
Questions we ask as electorate is:
What project was signed?
Was the project started?
Was the project completed?
What impact was this project to the people?
Is this project still in place for verification?

In Nigeria, politicians sign documents everyday unfortunately less than 5% of those documents sees the light.
May your generation never be put to shame.
Those were the exact questions I had.
The article stated that he incorporated a joint venture electronic company known as Nigerian Chinese Machinery and Electronics Industry. I was unable to find the Company Registration number of this strange Industry Mr. Tinubu signed a whopping current day equivalent of 540M or more for.
The article said the some of the expatriates who will put things in place had already arrived at the country. This may be another avenue to probe Mr. Tinubu. Where is evidence that taxes were paid to lagos state and the Federal government of Nigeria on this company.
If a company can vanish to thing air under his watch, how do we allow him sign on behalf of a Nation?
Whoever wants to post achievements of Mr Tinubu must ensure they are not leaky achievements. Anyone can sign anything. Few can make a headway with it without corruption and suppression.
TV/MoviesRe: Mo Abudu Responds To Criticism Trailing 'Chief Daddy 2' by bitingcool: 5:56pm On Jan 14, 2022
Wawelexy:
Na make up hold this woman oo...
lol.. this was hilarious
Nairaland GeneralRe: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by bitingcool: 10:41pm On Dec 31, 2021
@slawomiir @falseprophet1 @righteousness.

@slawormiir the great yahooman. all time, anytime twice on Friday!! if you ever come Canada, I go host you.
FashionRe: Rate The Hair Cut I Gave Myself. by bitingcool: 9:52pm On Dec 30, 2021
9/10

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