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Family › Re: Husband Caught His Cheating Wife, Snapped And Framed The Picture by bitingcool: 2:11pm On May 16, 2022
NairaMaster1:
Psychological torture. The children will never respect her again. The man is very intelligent.
Neither will they respect their very petty father.
if this is how you rate intelligence then you and you alone are in Bigggggg Trouble.
Family › Re: Husband Caught His Cheating Wife, Snapped And Framed The Picture by bitingcool: 12:52pm On May 16, 2022
Amarabae:
Dont still know why many men overreact when they caught their wives cheating!
A lot of married men cheat shamelessly
Thank you ooo
Even the clowns shouting he did a good job have more than one babe they are professing love to.
see how they are all shouting blue murder.
bunch of retrogrades.
if you can't swallow or forgive your cheating wife, Dissolve the union and move forward.
These are the kind of people that insist a woman drinks their dead husband's bathing water to prove she didn't kill him.
Save your thoughts for innovative things that will change your world, No. na payback wickedness concern them pass.
Thats why they die quick.. from hugging unwarranted issues to the chest.
Politics › Re: What Is The Good Job Of Buhari? - Wike Blasts APC Presidential Aspirants (Video) by bitingcool: 8:37pm On May 10, 2022
at least he says the truth. a virtue no obe in APC had at the monent
Family › Re: Family Palava, Is She Right In Filing For A Divorce or Wrong? (Photo) by bitingcool: 4:27pm On May 06, 2022
Kingpin1000:
Thunder fire that yeye wife.
Apart from pussy what can a woman offer?
The mother took good care of her son so the son is reciprocating. Let her take good care of her children
So they can buy her a car.
Modified:
Many bitter women, have been quoting me, but non has been able to answer the simple question " what can a woman offer apart from pussy" it's a question and not a statement.
But from the replies I got, I can see most can offer nothing other than pussy.
That's why when there is little issue, they say no sex, if they want something, they offer sex.
Real men knows pussy is very cheap to get these days and cannot be blackmailed with pussy.
Thank God its only pussy your mother offered you and your father. Bastard fool degrading the very womb that bore you
Romance › Re: What Advice Can You Give to Somebody About To Get Married? by bitingcool: 2:03am On May 04, 2022
forgive
forgive
forgive

know how to nack as a man
know how to pleasure as a woman
know how to nack each other
know how to forepla.y
this will give you respect as a man

Marriage is selflessness..you will forever cook for your spouse as a wife and mother. everyone will forever ask you the annoying question: what is there to eat? You have no one to ask that question. Its an eternal sacrifice, sometimes very burdening and sometimes pleasing.

Most importantly after forgiveness, know how to pray, by yourself, with your partner and with your offspring. Not only will it save your union, it will save your sanity.


Happy Married life. Marriage is sweet, spooning and waking up next to someone who loves you, rubbing your yansh against their **** or pushing your leg between your partners legs at night to be warm.. those are some little simple things will make you smile and thank God you have your own person.
Politics › Re: Oluremi, Tinubu’s Wife Absent As Osinbajo Woos APC Senators by bitingcool: 11:08pm On Apr 14, 2022
PointZerom:
Maybe she went to visit Dino. grin grin grin
lol, at least u made me laugh small
Entertainment › Re: I Vowed To Do Michael Jackson’s Dangerous Dance Before I Die!!! by bitingcool: 7:04pm On Apr 10, 2022
Contango:
I am not a dancer, but a huge fan of Michael Jackson. My favorite choreography has always been the dangerous dance and I had vowed to do it before I die!!!

Definitely far from MJ and other professional imitators but I am happy I was able to whip something up.

Show some love guys cheesy
Video quality not good though

I vow to do smooth criminal if I get some encouragement tongue


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRad3181zQ
100% u tried
Celebrities › Re: Mr Macaroni Reacts To The Death Of Chinelo by bitingcool: 3:38am On Mar 30, 2022
flokii:
Is this not the same guy that his dry comedy skit partner got exposed for demanding sex for roles in skits? Marcaroni or whatever he calls himself is not intelligent.

When will marcaroni mobilize his EndSars comrades and head to Kaduna to stage EndBandits? abi the oponu thinks we will fall for LekkiLies targeted at strong opponents of his candidate?.
ode!! is his comedy partner him? that is another adult responsible for his own behavior. You will die in your penuric slavery. lekkilies. may the lies that happened at Lekki happen to you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Corpses Pile Up In Mykolaiv Morgue, Ukraine (Pictures) by bitingcool: 4:02am On Mar 17, 2022
Odinaka00:
Fighting a war that you can’t win is not wisdom, before you challenge Russia, you must build your military power to match Russia, don’t depend on the West to help you bcus they can disappoint you as they have disappointed Ukraine in this ongoing invasion. Now he has admitted that Ukraine will not join NATO after many lives and cities have been destroyed. What has he gained now? Sometimes applying wisdom doesn’t qualify one as coward
very true. The arm of flesh (Nato) has failed Zelensky. There would have been a time to fight the war with Russia. Not now. US is using his country to fight Russia. He doesn't know they see them as one. His eye never clear
Events › Re: Congolese Man Marries Triplet Sisters Same Day In Colourful Wedding Ceremony by bitingcool: 8:21am On Mar 02, 2022
Righteousness2:
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lol, the matter pass Pastor Righteousness
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukrainian Government Bans Men From Leaving The Country by bitingcool: 6:08am On Feb 25, 2022
Rollsnjaguar:
Well, am yet to see Russia deploy women soldiers to the battle front.
We can use Russia and Ukraine as a case study grin
lol, na you sabi
Romance › Re: My Experience With My Jehovah Witness Lover . by bitingcool: 4:40pm On Feb 07, 2022
adetula148:
Exactly who I am .
you are not a simp. what is life if you don't fall in love, be vulnerable and experience the joy of loving another.
Hard man is not everything. the so called non- Simps may be dying of loneliness and boredom.
Claim your heartbreak with your full chest. like a human being with emotions.
nothing shameful or bad about it.
Romance › Re: My Experience With My Jehovah Witness Lover . by bitingcool: 4:26pm On Feb 07, 2022
adetula148:
There is this lady I love so much, we work at the place, and we were good but she happens to be a Jehovah witness.

We have been dating for a year and half now but most times I have issues with her texting other guys and she kept saying they are just friends.

You can call me a fool but sometimes you love someone so much that you don't want to loose them.

Anytime I try to tell her about how I feel about her texting other guys giving them impression that she is single and always looking out for someone who happen to be a witness but always tell me it's me she loves and those guys are just her friends . Going out to see other guy's on a date and sometimes lie to me , she get mad and never for once say sorry . And when she says sorry, the same thing repeat itself.

Then I just let go and assume those guys are just her friends and I can't stop her from texting her friends but there is something within me that keeps telling me something is wrong. Like I love her so much but I still have this trust issues ,like I want to be convinced that I am wrong and try work on my trust issues.

Just yesterday I just login to her Facebook because she gave me her phone sometimes to help her format it and restore her apps back but she could not remember her password, so I had to reset it and get them working.

So I login to her Facebook then I realized she has been sneaking out to see another man who happens to be a witness because my place of work . We spend 2 months in and 2 weeks out , even her time off she plan on going to see him yet lied to me she wanted to go write exams and look out for other opportunities and she told me we would see when we out and spend time together .

Like we go on leave and off days same time ,for me we were so close and we even kissed and hugged that same week. Like she was already certain to end up with this guy yet she still call me and tell me she loves me . But one thing about me is I can't keep things to myself I got mad then I texted her .

She greeted me well then I suddenly asked her about the guy . She denied it totally and asked if I had a prove . Then I sent a screenshot then she said "did I not tell you that I can't marry someone who is not a witness then I was like Bleep". This same person we talk almost everyday , see everyday , kissed and do crazy stuffs even at work now say all these to me. Like I almost died yesterday. I told her all this then she said " I just love you as a friend and you are my best friend" .

Then I asked since when ? She just ignored me all through then line busy. I just blocked her and delete her number because she was not even sorry .

Here is my question, why are witness like this ?

This will be my first experience with them and I will say this really hurt me. Like I can't even think well. So a relationship of almost 2 years just a waste?

So all those I love I love you were just jokes? I just pray God heal me fast .

Like I really loved her. Now I don't know what to do. The job I am managing for now we both work there. How do I face her? Like am still looking out for another job but now I just have to leave this job and move on.

I just decided to share this with you all so you can learn from my foolishness and advice me on what to do.

Do have a nice day .
Sorry, heartbreaks are painful
No need being her enemy.
you will find your love in front
keep your job ooo, nobody dey love jobless man. no matter her good you are
make I give u 5k for your heartbreak. make u use am buy malt and peppersoup for ya love problem.
send ur digits
Celebrities › Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Had A Crush On Any Of These Nollywood Actors by bitingcool: 11:59pm On Jan 26, 2022
Mariangeles:
I think most -if not all - ladies had a crush on Ramsey at some point. cheesy

As for Emeka Ike... sad
lol,I used to have a crush on Emeka ike oooo, his eyes were a big deal then
lol
Romance › Re: I'm Deeply In Love With Him But He's Not Divorced Yet! by bitingcool: 12:48am On Jan 25, 2022
blamingthedevil:
He was kind enough to drop me off my house. This guy is doing very well for himself (lives in a nice estate and owns a good ride).

grin grin
comrade, make we tell her. mama don see golden boy she wan follow am lay egg. na men are scum go end am las las grin cheesy shocked grin
Romance › Re: I'm Deeply In Love With Him But He's Not Divorced Yet! by bitingcool: 12:43am On Jan 25, 2022
fikayormi:
That guy is a real player grin

When he is done lashing your pussy , smoke will come out of it
shuuuu, that means say he go burn the engine grin grin
Business › Re: Is E-naira Dead? by bitingcool: 3:55am On Jan 22, 2022
FalseProphet1:
It was created to embezzle funds and not to meet the transaction needs of the general populace.

I prophesied before it was lunched that it wouldn't see 2022, and now my prophecy has come to pass.
@Falseprophet1,what have you seen as per the coming election. Pror, Pror!!!
Celebrities › Re: Josh2funny Undergoes Surgery: 'I Suffered Pain For 11 Years' by bitingcool: 4:25pm On Jan 20, 2022
CheedyJ:
He's a WWE wrestler
lol
Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of Tinubu Signing A ₦20m Deal With a Chinese Company In 1992 by bitingcool: 1:13am On Jan 18, 2022
Ekpekus:
Questions we ask as electorate is:
What project was signed?
Was the project started?
Was the project completed?
What impact was this project to the people?
Is this project still in place for verification?

In Nigeria, politicians sign documents everyday unfortunately less than 5% of those documents sees the light.
May your generation never be put to shame.
Those were the exact questions I had.
The article stated that he incorporated a joint venture electronic company known as Nigerian Chinese Machinery and Electronics Industry. I was unable to find the Company Registration number of this strange Industry Mr. Tinubu signed a whopping current day equivalent of 540M or more for.
The article said the some of the expatriates who will put things in place had already arrived at the country. This may be another avenue to probe Mr. Tinubu. Where is evidence that taxes were paid to lagos state and the Federal government of Nigeria on this company.
If a company can vanish to thing air under his watch, how do we allow him sign on behalf of a Nation?
Whoever wants to post achievements of Mr Tinubu must ensure they are not leaky achievements. Anyone can sign anything. Few can make a headway with it without corruption and suppression.
TV/Movies › Re: Mo Abudu Responds To Criticism Trailing 'Chief Daddy 2' by bitingcool: 5:56pm On Jan 14, 2022
Wawelexy:
Na make up hold this woman oo...
lol.. this was hilarious
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by bitingcool: 10:41pm On Dec 31, 2021
@slawomiir @falseprophet1 @righteousness.

@slawormiir the great yahooman. all time, anytime twice on Friday!! if you ever come Canada, I go host you.
Fashion › Re: Rate The Hair Cut I Gave Myself. by bitingcool: 9:52pm On Dec 30, 2021
9/10
Romance › Re: Lady In Tears As US-Based Fiancé Dumps Her For Her Bestie A Week To Wedding by bitingcool: 10:32pm On Dec 29, 2021
Biggie2000:
At least no be only me dey chop breakfast
abeg wetin be the origin of this chop breakfast wey I dey see. I no too sabi
Family › Re: Wife To Husband; Yes I Slept With Another Man. What Should He Do? by bitingcool: 6:01pm On Dec 29, 2021
Ecne:
Divorce her whoring pussy already... what fvcking advice is he waiting for?
He should free the harlot to continue being the public toilet that she's been (virgin my left nyash), and make it a community noise while at it.
He may also consider relocating from that area and cut all ties with the wife, her friends and family COMPLETELY.
If they have Children together, he should conduct a DNA then claim custody on grounds of irresponsible behaviour of their mother, if he wants them.
angel Gabriel. weldone
Family › Re: Wife To Husband; Yes I Slept With Another Man. What Should He Do? by bitingcool: 5:58pm On Dec 29, 2021
demelza:
Lemme guess...

After sleeping around and getting erectile dysfunction, oga looked for a fagin because sHe wIlL nOt bE aBlE tO tElL tHe dIfFeReNce. Okwaya? grin
That's why he is forming gentleman and looking for advice, when we all know what a normal Nigerian man would do in such situations. grin grin grin

See how my gender is looking elsewhere for virile kini because she carried her tear-rubber self and join with brostitute that have spent all his energy on other women. Kai, I cannot imagine all the pains she went through just to see one in this buhari era. Poor woman.

Hopefully, others will learn to leave brostitutes for their female counterparts.
hahaha.. you hit the nail in the head.
which guy screaming she is a wh.ore married as a virgin here? How many single guys can claim chastity or faithfulness? They waste their virtues outside and start screaming team virgin forgetting that they no dey tell new born baby where him mama breast dey before he suck am.... looking for innocent inexperienced girls to waste their uselessness on.

op if na you, stop eating salt, palm oil, taking alcohol and eat lots of garlic, your manhood will be restored to optimally satisfy your wife... beg her and put your marriage in prayers. She will stop looking outside and celebrate you for the man you are. if you like send her away, the next one you go carry come fit do worse. NO ANGEL OUTSIDE!!
Romance › Re: When Your Ex Says, You'll Never Find Someone Like Me, How Do You Respond by bitingcool: 5:52am On Dec 29, 2021
Abilistic:
Happy couples aren’t just the ones posting kissing selfies. They’re the ones having uncomfortable conversations, helping each other overcome trauma, and ugly-crying to save their relationship. Happy couples prioritize growth and are a source of inspiration for each other.

UNDERSTANDING IS THE KEY
wise words spoken
Celebrities › Re: Zazu Zeh Crooner, Portable Acquires A New Car (Photos) by bitingcool: 5:14pm On Dec 23, 2021
BigYash:
E never reach 1month he blow nau grin. Give am 1yr,if he wise.. He go shock you.. Never start laugh am..
shey. instead make he use d money start barbing salon. person wey na one hit wonder. he dey buy motor. I hope he can drive sha. They dey deceive am, he has no friends in his promoters.
Celebrities › Re: Princess Shyngle: I Only Want To Have Gay Friends by bitingcool: 4:04am On Dec 15, 2021
na neck her Bobby dey
Celebrities › Re: Accept No One’s Definition Of You – Regina Daniels Shares New Photos by bitingcool: 3:55am On Dec 15, 2021
Tonnyray:
You actually believe there's any
lol grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Accept No One’s Definition Of You – Regina Daniels Shares New Photos by bitingcool: 1:42pm On Dec 14, 2021
tThre37:
Smashing this girl will be my lifelong achievement
I pity your destiny
Music/Radio › Re: Ed Sheeran To Remix Fireboy’s 'Peru' (Video) by bitingcool: 8:23pm On Dec 13, 2021
malali:
Omoge no be so
Girl you won capture my soul
Omoge no be so
Make we won wombolobo
Peru para
Peru peru para
I'm loooo
Even Peru don dey para
Tonight in Jozi, I'm in Jozi
Mo n korin fun wan, wan jo si

I'm not playing with you, I'm not joking
My third album is loading
Mi okin fagbo but I'm on molly
I'm on duty but I'm on lowkey
They wan do me, they wan do me
They wan do me gan, they wan do me
Wo ni won wa mi, wo ni won wa mi
I'm in San Francisco jamming

Wo ni won wa mi, wo ni won wa mi
I just flew in from Miami

Peru para
Peru peru para
I'm loooo
Even Peru don dey para
She say she like my tunes
She say me I never see a guy like you
Shey you like my tattoo
Girl me I want to be inside you
She is my woman
Inside puna sweet like sugar
In my new van
Come to me I dey swim like tuna
Wo ni won wa mi, wo ni won wa mi
I'm in San Francisco jamming
Wo ni won wa mi, wo ni won wa mi
I just flew in from Miami
Peru para
Peru peru para

I'm loooo
Even Peru don dey para
Peru para
Peru peru para
I'm loooo
Even Peru don dey para
Peru para
Peru peru para
I'm loooo
Even Peru don dey para
who send you message?

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