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Maxymilliano:
This further confirmed that the only thing that has improved in Nigeria since 2015 is Buhari's health.

His hand looks so fresh like a 30 yr old man.

He is really getting younger since 2017

I tell you

emmanuel596:
Buhari will agree that Abuja should not have light than for him to disconnect niger republic his home town

Flesh and blood did not reveal it to you.
Exactly what was on my mind. He will rather the whole of Nigeria be in darkness than his beloved Niger republic.

barnny:
We all know getting a job in this country is another hell graduates is going through till date, talk more of getting a dream job.

I will try to be brief as much as I can.

Haven applied for so many jobs and attended some interviews, I finally saw one graduate trainee job (my kind of dream job tho) as at January this year. Although is a banking job which is actually my dream job. I wrote their aptitude test which I passed. We were eight that was invited for their interview out of over 70 candidates that applied and I was lucky to be part of those eight. To the glory of God I scape through at the first stage of the interview. At the Final stage of the interview (One on one interview) was where my righteousness or should I call it "Being Truthful" deprive me of my dream job. You may ask how did I know, but the truth is, that is what deprived me of getting the job. I don't want to explain further on that just to cut the story short.

The question they ask me that lead to my disqualification was: "Do you know anyone in this bank?" And my reply was "Yes". And truly I know someone working there but he wasn't even the one that ask me to apply. I only came across the job and I applied. But I never knew I'm suppose to say NO, I also never knew the answer will snatched the job away from me.

After all the sacrifices, sleepless nights on night journey from one town to another, After almost getting an accident on these our bad road, not to talk of the time and resources I have invested in getting this job. look at my life?
See where my righteousness has brought me into?

Just yesterday some of my colleagues got invitation for their medicals. And since that yesterday I have been so deeply down. I feel depressed. I feel like just giving up. Why me? What is really wrong somewhere that I don't know?Just imaging the kind of opportunity I have missed even when I know age is no longer on my side when it comes to this kind of job...

Honestly I'm tired. I feel like not going to church today. I am confused and feel like it's over.

With the way you wrote, are you sure your poor English speaking was not the cause of your disqualification?

Because of this small rejection you don't want to go to church again. Oya go beer parlor now and let the bottles see you through in life. You are the type the Bible says faints in the day of adversity because your strength is small. Proverbs 24:10

Wake up , you are stronger than you think you are. You will still succeed. Your spiritual life needs to be firm and not wavering. Put your trust in God. Don't give up!!!

Bampeh:
A star is gone






Bampeh is crying

Lol, a meme is born

Viknat:
See how apc go defend d lifeless vegetable mannequin pro max 1970 model

HahahahaHahahaha
This made me laughhhhh.

bjdon:
Gumi will be there by this afternoon to commence negotiations.

Sharp sharp after all commission on negotiations sure die

He is always represented by somebody. Dead as
*s president.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
May their soul rest in peace...they look like real niggarrrrs....rest in peace
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die
We were born to die And death is only the beginning...

That is why as a real niggarrr I live my life on the fast lane...
Got police chasing me, smoking weed, banging enough pussy, drinking my bottles, bombing and making some dope money

Gotta love this guy..ever consistent

AlfaB:
One nigeria Igbos. Shebi na these people you wan form united south with?

I tell you. Two faced cowards

Uyi168:
.. Footballers and lies..
Now, look at him saying he has been a fernabache fan since he was a kid.


If he signs for kano pillars tommorow, he would say the same thing..

How u take know. Same thing that was on my mouth. Political speech

Frustrated007:
Must have been really hard to convince people that they're sick
So they invented a "second wave"

I tell you
Scammers
They wan use fake 2nd wave collect money
At first was the fake announcement that Sanwoolu don get covid
When that one no work they started hammering on 2nd wave
A country and state where the pandemic if hunger is on its billionth wave
God will frustrate their plans. Locally and internationally

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
Isoright..how niggarrrrs are bold to get married baffles me...
A real niggarrr will now be in the same roof with one particular pussy for God knows how long
The thought of that shit scares the hell out of me
Coupled with the fact that she won't be allowing me to live my life on the fast lane anymore...she won't allow me smoke my weed, bang other pussy, drink enough bottles.
Not to talk of the fact that my dickkk won't be getting excited for her anymore because my dickkk is used to her already...the love will no longer be there...but we will continue to be pretending that we still love each other probably because of our kids and what society will say
She go dey quarrel and advise me like a mother, sister and wife make i stop those things like alcohol, smoking weed, banging other pussy or make i reduce am..if i nor hear she go come go report to my mum or daddy..or probably person way I dey fear pass for my family...those ones go come call me for family meeting...see wahalar

Oh...lord...help a real niggarr...because with the way he is thinking now..he be like say na baby mama sure me die
Damnnn.......mmmmm...he who finds a wife..finds real dope problem and wahalar

I go like meet this guy.

slawormiir:
damnnn niggarrrr ....imagine twin brothers celebrating differently .....Am beginning to feel they were never real niggarrrrs right from onset...even female children nor dey behave like this...they are probably two pussy ass niggarr...
Because real niggarrrrs reconcile easily...they reconcile anyday anytime twice on Thursday
Probably they don't smoke together and drink beer together
If not they would have been able to come back easily because the uniting spirit that comes along side smoking weed together is second to non...
By the time only one tie of weed remain and them need to pass am round make every body dragg from inside there by exchanging saliva...immediately that hatred and enimity go disappear....damnnnnn
Walk out of this thread while I Smoke my weed with anger.....damnnn pussy ass niggarrs every where...whether we like am or not...many things dey way dey unite we niggarrrrs in da hood...smoking weed together is number one....watching football in viewing centre....drinking beer, and updating each other on tools and formats to huzzle...informing each other and analysing the curves of fine fine babes way just waka pass us or the babes way newly come the hood

Lol, this guy na cas4

slawormiir:
damnnn niggarrrr
Not again

Nigeria and Nigerians will be foaming holier-than-thou
And still shit happens anyday anytime twice on Saturday

I like this guy

E be like say this man want make his secret be exposed.

The palliative voice at the end of the video na die... see as the guy dey talk like who they just free from Awkwuzu Sars... how person go comectake like the video bayii

Is buharo really dead?
I started having doubts about his existence when it took him 2 weeks to make a prepared speech
God help us in Nigeria

Tonymegabush1:
Anything but progress.....


The new order.

Where can we get this

Kingpele:
Ok before you know it ,ex convict,kidnappers,arm robbers and the likes will join the movement,I saw a post in the net where prostitutes were telling Sars to leave Yahoo boys alone that they pay better than others..I just laughed,u better be sure of what you want...Yes I had been a victim of their excesses ,last year as I was coming from ngwo where I went to met a pastor friend in the evening,this sars stopped me ,they saw I was driving a new Benz ,they asked for my papers and licence which I provided ,they asked me to wait,I was left on my own for close to two hours,I just kept calmed ,I wasn't really in a hurry to go anywhere anyway,so after like two hours,one of them came back to chat with me ,he asked me why I wasn't in a hurry to go,why I don't want to settle them ,I told him I don't have money on me nor my ATM ,I lied to him that I had only 2k with me ,he said how can you be driving this kind of car and u don't carry money around ,after every thing I gave them the 2k I kept visible in my car ..then I left ..but you know what ?I won't be Able to pass that narrow road by that time if this guys weren't there ...cos criminals used to operate there ...they could snatch you or your car...I know this guys weren't really civil in their operations .chai will I talked about when they arrested my younger brother about seven years ago where he was chilling with his friends in a bar ,they held him like two weeks and tagged him and his friends cultists,then with our lawyer we negotiated with the oc sars before he was freed...after parting with about 150k..yet we need special unit that will protect us from all this lazy criminals that abound in our society

You are mad

OfoIgbo:
Don't worry. There are a lot much better leaders in the south. I can't be fooled.

The chick went into a meeting hoping for a juicy deal. Came out disappointed and talking crap

A moronic post

C.O.W.A.R.D!!!!

Omo see knuckles

HIV1:
You are suffering from body polarisation as a result of long journey on Nigerian roads and Buharised economic policies which have result in your constant worries which also have sent a strong negative signal through the left side of your nervous system.

Lol, i stan!!!

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Erigga my nigggar

Ogbeni...na old and matured girls make sense pass
Thier love and care is second to non... most niggarzz now get married to girls that are matured or even girls that are older than them.... You know we niggarrrz love for our mothers knows no bounds because of the way our mum do treat us...and older ladies seems to treat us exact way our mothers do treat us...so with this we start to attach and be fond of them thereby sharing part of the love we have for our mum to them....
Even me there was this girl i wanted to bang and move on..she old pass me with 3 years and seven months...I don bang her but the way she is treating me....am scared if she continue like this....she is going to weaken me as a real niggarrr

Lol. Funny guy

What worworism. She could have looked better with lesser make-up. Wetin be this? U wan help am sell market?

DaddyRochie1642:
That girl thinks she has Kiddwaya completely, not knowing Kiddwaya Himself is a Boss and a Seasoned man that has travelled the world, rolled with more attractive girls and I can assure you that it will end in WAILING and gnashing of Teeth for that Erica

Lol@ wailing and gnashing if teeth. Na hell fire ?

love is = patient & kind

The real problem is that there is lack of patience and kindness. Once either is lacking, the love is not yet formed

Sammyolis:
Hustle oooo

I swear!!!!

RudyNerdy:
I don't have any gf.
To respond to the bolded quote above I Think you're actually right because when she was sick she needed money for drugs and some few provisions and though she didn't ask me directly but the way she relayed the whole issue to me I knew she needed it so I got her drugs and some food provisions worth 4k.
I think maybe if she tells me she has a boyfriend then perhaps I'd lose interest and no more care for her again or maybe she is also interested in the future prospects maybe She'll like to be engaged/married to a lawyer.
And as for the FWB you're also right cos she really wants to know where I stay and pay a visit.
So what's your counsel? run away from dating her right?

Una never date you don dey pay 4k.
Why is it that shallow minded girls always fall sick or lose their phones when they meet a guy
What a liability!!!
*** spits at the prospect of a relationship ***

Franzinni:
Never trust a dick hopper that lands on your dick ...

Thank me later

This week alone I have read
Dickmatized
Dicked and dumped
Now
Dickhopper
Maybe next will be dicktian and dicklim

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Congratulations

So it means a time will come and a real niggarrr will stick to one woman like this. ........ problem. .... wahalar....
So no more Sandra today....and no more... Juliet tomorrow...and no more Anita next tomorrow.....
So a real niggarrr will be restricted to one particular soup..

You sef be one swallow
You think say ogbono no like the feel of poundo, eba, semo, wheat, fufu?

MejiLoyon:
Skin too soft
Dr Gabriel Ogaydengbe


Nice bombing

Wetin I no go read for nairaland