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The palliative voice at the end of the video na die... see as the guy dey talk like who they just free from Awkwuzu Sars... how person go comectake like the video bayii

Is buharo really dead?
I started having doubts about his existence when it took him 2 weeks to make a prepared speech
God help us in Nigeria

Tonymegabush1:
Anything but progress.....


The new order.

Where can we get this

Kingpele:
Ok before you know it ,ex convict,kidnappers,arm robbers and the likes will join the movement,I saw a post in the net where prostitutes were telling Sars to leave Yahoo boys alone that they pay better than others..I just laughed,u better be sure of what you want...Yes I had been a victim of their excesses ,last year as I was coming from ngwo where I went to met a pastor friend in the evening,this sars stopped me ,they saw I was driving a new Benz ,they asked for my papers and licence which I provided ,they asked me to wait,I was left on my own for close to two hours,I just kept calmed ,I wasn't really in a hurry to go anywhere anyway,so after like two hours,one of them came back to chat with me ,he asked me why I wasn't in a hurry to go,why I don't want to settle them ,I told him I don't have money on me nor my ATM ,I lied to him that I had only 2k with me ,he said how can you be driving this kind of car and u don't carry money around ,after every thing I gave them the 2k I kept visible in my car ..then I left ..but you know what ?I won't be Able to pass that narrow road by that time if this guys weren't there ...cos criminals used to operate there ...they could snatch you or your car...I know this guys weren't really civil in their operations .chai will I talked about when they arrested my younger brother about seven years ago where he was chilling with his friends in a bar ,they held him like two weeks and tagged him and his friends cultists,then with our lawyer we negotiated with the oc sars before he was freed...after parting with about 150k..yet we need special unit that will protect us from all this lazy criminals that abound in our society

You are mad

OfoIgbo:
Don't worry. There are a lot much better leaders in the south. I can't be fooled.

The chick went into a meeting hoping for a juicy deal. Came out disappointed and talking crap

A moronic post

C.O.W.A.R.D!!!!

Omo see knuckles

HIV1:
You are suffering from body polarisation as a result of long journey on Nigerian roads and Buharised economic policies which have result in your constant worries which also have sent a strong negative signal through the left side of your nervous system.

Lol, i stan!!!

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Erigga my nigggar

Ogbeni...na old and matured girls make sense pass
Thier love and care is second to non... most niggarzz now get married to girls that are matured or even girls that are older than them.... You know we niggarrrz love for our mothers knows no bounds because of the way our mum do treat us...and older ladies seems to treat us exact way our mothers do treat us...so with this we start to attach and be fond of them thereby sharing part of the love we have for our mum to them....
Even me there was this girl i wanted to bang and move on..she old pass me with 3 years and seven months...I don bang her but the way she is treating me....am scared if she continue like this....she is going to weaken me as a real niggarrr

Lol. Funny guy

What worworism. She could have looked better with lesser make-up. Wetin be this? U wan help am sell market?

DaddyRochie1642:
That girl thinks she has Kiddwaya completely, not knowing Kiddwaya Himself is a Boss and a Seasoned man that has travelled the world, rolled with more attractive girls and I can assure you that it will end in WAILING and gnashing of Teeth for that Erica

Lol@ wailing and gnashing if teeth. Na hell fire ?

love is = patient & kind

The real problem is that there is lack of patience and kindness. Once either is lacking, the love is not yet formed

Sammyolis:
Hustle oooo

I swear!!!!

RudyNerdy:
I don't have any gf.
To respond to the bolded quote above I Think you're actually right because when she was sick she needed money for drugs and some few provisions and though she didn't ask me directly but the way she relayed the whole issue to me I knew she needed it so I got her drugs and some food provisions worth 4k.
I think maybe if she tells me she has a boyfriend then perhaps I'd lose interest and no more care for her again or maybe she is also interested in the future prospects maybe She'll like to be engaged/married to a lawyer.
And as for the FWB you're also right cos she really wants to know where I stay and pay a visit.
So what's your counsel? run away from dating her right?

Una never date you don dey pay 4k.
Why is it that shallow minded girls always fall sick or lose their phones when they meet a guy
What a liability!!!
*** spits at the prospect of a relationship ***

Franzinni:
Never trust a dick hopper that lands on your dick ...

Thank me later

This week alone I have read
Dickmatized
Dicked and dumped
Now
Dickhopper
Maybe next will be dicktian and dicklim

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Congratulations

So it means a time will come and a real niggarrr will stick to one woman like this. ........ problem. .... wahalar....
So no more Sandra today....and no more... Juliet tomorrow...and no more Anita next tomorrow.....
So a real niggarrr will be restricted to one particular soup..

You sef be one swallow
You think say ogbono no like the feel of poundo, eba, semo, wheat, fufu?

MejiLoyon:
Skin too soft
Dr Gabriel Ogaydengbe


Nice bombing

Wetin I no go read for nairaland

Openbusiness:
OP I like d guy strategy. He don dey turn your mind like fufu inside pot, na u go surrender d cookie jar yourself, after he will scatter your brain when he pound you rough like pounded yam and u become a dickmatized side chick. Continue u hear wawu

Lol@ dickmatized side chick. Hahahah �

DNSPro:
Nigerian yahoo boys are learners in this thing...

Waiting for e-money's story. That one go destroy the internet

Brachaa:


If you can not introduce your boyfriend to your parents and still need to sneak out to see him, then you're not mature enough to have one.

Also if your parents can still not allow you travel to see a "girl" friend, then it means they still see you as too young to do things on your own. Which is true cos imagine, you had to lie.

What if something happens to you on the way? They'll start looking for you in the wrong place. Or worst still, you'll implicate your girl friend who'll not know how to exonerate herself.

Now, focus on building your maturity to a point where you can convince your parents beyond reasonable doubt that you are mature enough to take care of yourself and go for such trips.

Tell your guy to come and see your parents. if he really cares and is not just after chopping something, he'll oblige. Otherwise, forget about him. He's deceiving you.

She has a priickfriend and not a boyfriend... she never know yet

yettymuse:
22years old me, na how to make money dey my head.

....no be kparove!
Your parents say don’t go... but no!.... you won’t listen.
What if you haff azzdent and die on your way to collect kporan??
No worry, you go soon calm down!

Lol,na real azzdent... that one worse pass accident. Azzdent can even turn her to cripple. The guy go change phone number immediately

U sure say the stolen phone and withdrawn money no be 'format' to suck money from you?

Delay in giving her the phone and see how events turn out. Na Edo you dey bruh

Heffalump:
With money, a woman can marry anything. Checkout the looks of Oshiomhole in those pictures

I guess one handsome bobo must have been servicing Iyara to keep her body and soul together and for her mental health

Lol@ mental health. That's the funniest but true part

E remain E-money

Davash222:
Are there no medical practitioners in the North? Are they restricted from practising in US? Or is it Haram to practise in US Asking for my neighbor, sha.

I tire ooo, apart from looting and politics. You will never see a northerner at the forefront.
This tells you alot. The educated left governance for the non educated. That's why we are moving backwards despite the large human and intellectual capacity of our nation.

zed7:
Does it ever end? I can understand the request from people who are sick and can't afford medical bills. What irks me the most is those who after enjoying the pleasures of ejaculation start nagging you for money because they just had a baby or need money for school fees.
I always say I wouldn't give again but I still end up giving. I have always made it a point not to stress myself. I give what wouldn't dent my own resources. If you need 50k, I can give 10k, go source for the rest yourself.

Lol @ the pleasures of ejaculation
Man must ejaculate na
Apt description

netpro:
Ovoko!

Na real.ovoko!!

Rgade:
Where are them loafers that keep saying that Yahoo boys are helping us bring back treasures looted by oyinbos..
But I keep receiving messages about BVN upgrade from my humble abode in trans ekulu Enugu.
Perhaps Enugu looks like England
Abi I resemble the Brits wey loot una?
I will keep advocating for death penalty for all Yahoo boys.
Fraudsters are getting smarter.
Slawormir.

Lol.
The @Slawormir guy doesn't even hide the fact that he's a yahoo guy. Or aza as he calls it. Last time, hd even complained on how hard it was to dupe his 'clients' in North America.
It's shocking

Azyne:
Personally I think it's cowards who can't stand a face off with their fellow men that beat women.

Just look at this ones face with his mouth like fish
Bloody coward!

Me: goes back to look at the man's mouth

ghettochild4u:
I can see so much people are still in dark age n not enlightened bout hiv...
Ya all shd change ur mentality...
Take South Africa as a case study...
People are marrying those with hiv and are living positively.. Infact, any hiv person in Nigeria shd inbox me....
I wouldn't mind marrying one

Chairman!!!

Salute and gunshots to you!!!

After you na you

frozen70:
I appreciate your bravery

If you want to marry her, inform keep it away from your family, don tell your mum

Just go ahead

Make sure you she takes her drugs, follow her to the hospital where she gets her drugs, they will advise you on how to watch yourself

After birth she will breast feed for three months then stop.

If your family ask why she stopped breast feeding, tell them you don't want the breast to slack that the baby can survive on infant formula

Lol@ breast to slack. E don turn to rubber band
Nairaland!!! I hail thee

Engagement is not marriage. What if you're the one. December is far away. If she considers you then maybe there's something. How would you know if you don't try again?

PS. Stop generalising women. It shows a flaw in your character