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BlackHutus:

SERVES THEM RIGHT !!!

As i see First Bank ATM .... I Come remember one thing that happened to me at UNIZIK , AWKA , ANAMBRA STATE ATM

I Went to withdraw money oooo

as i reach the ATM , I SEE CROWD ... Like 50 People waiting to Withdraw ....

I Was Like i cannot wait for these people oooo

What am i going to do ??

So one spirit inside me (The calm one) .... The spirits inside me plenty ooooo

So the Calm spirit told me to wait about 10 Mins to see what will happen.

The first girl withdrew and 10 Others girls followed her and go .... (I Was just wondering what is happening)

Another Guy withdrew 2k and 6 Other Guys followed him ...

When this particular Huge Guy withdrew .... Dear nairalanders ... i was shocked ... More than 20 People follow the Guy waka .... i was forced to ask one of the Guys wetin dey happen ... if the Guy dey share money ... He told me ... today na the Guy's Birthday that he is celebrating for his department mates ... that's why all of them followed him to ATM.

Okay oooooo .... na so another Guy withdrew oooo , More than 10 People follow the Guy .... i asked again ... what is going one .... one of the Guys told me that the Guy dey own one of them .... that's why all of them followed him to ATM to make sure he pay am that day ...

Dear brothers and sisters ... within 10 Mins na my turn to withdraw oooooooo

Praise the lord !!!!

LESSON to learn .... Never Give up.

My post of the year!!!!!

A complete full blooded Nairaland way to describe things

People dey crase shaaaa. Loll

Invest wisely ooooo, make hustle no go spoil

Alapoplenty.titititi

alezzy13:
Shuo!! Husband and wife or brother and sister?? See as una resemble!!

Just kidding oo. Happy married life to you both!

They resemble no be small
Are you sure you are not related
Hope una check una family genealogy before thing this unknotable knot
Happy married life

Husband help your wife with housechores to avoid frustration and using of house help. You are same with her not above her

AlexReports:
Nigeria Beauty Queen, Model And Philanthropist Xrays Prospects, Visions And Impact

Young and vibrant Nigeria Model, Beauty Queen, Philanthropist and impact-humanitarian, Queen Ujah Ruth, popularly reffered as "Ruchina", has xrayed her achievements, prospects and visionary mission in her career of impact, role a modelling and mentorship to younger persons.

Speaking during an exclusive interview with Abujapress, the recently crowned Queen of Unity Nigeria 2019 told reporters that her envisioned interest in the industry was to create and introduce new trends and styles that will sporadically influence better opportunities and platforms for beauty talents to be explored.

Described as a true epitome of generosity and super courage, Queen Ujah has continue to stand tall amidst other feminist icons in the industry. She has continued to embark on impact projects geared at emancipating the underprivileged persons from some of the routine challenges they are faced with.

In her ambitious cravings, the young Beauty Queen dashed into the limelight in her career after she won Finest Girl South-West Nigeria in 2014. She kicked off her career incitefully after she graduated from the Benue state university with a degree in Mass Communication. Notably "Ruchina" can be defined as an aspiring personality filled with determination, vigour and focus.
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As a beauty Queen and model, Queen Ruth Ujah possesses all the qualities, charisma, including the physical and mental structure required of a beauty icon and role model. With her figurative striking beauty which brings her several extols, Ruchina has the possessive push lips, sultry dark-brown eyes, with curves that puts her on the spotlight even at private and public events and ceremonies. Her structural perfection is noticed 4.5feet body type, a 6inches height and convincing weight of 40kilogram.

Other pageant titles you can conjure

Queen of democracy
Queen of coat of arms
Queen of benevolence
Queen of charity
Queen of glory
Queen of super Eagles
Queen of coat of arms
Queen of allegiance
Queen of all seasons
Queen of originality
Queen natural..no surgery
Queen of hustle

You can also look into writing speeches for politicians
Person no dey shame for where good dey comot

IAmStrange:
Congratulations

And aside for the degree, another thing that gives me joy is how the educational system in many parts of the world will be after the coming of Imes.

in Shaa Allaah, the greatest and most advanced the world has ever seen.

The Kuffar think education is peculiar to them. they even go to the extent of calling it "Western Education".

They think Islam is a religion of which it's components and doctrines are limited to religious rituals and practises only. rather, Islam covers spiritual and worldly life

This is due to the weakness of the Muslims of today and because they have the upper hand and that has gotten to their heads and made them arrogant and they say Islam doesn't encourage civilization.

just because many Muslims today lack deep knowledge of the Deen and are acting in ways contrary to the Deen and has caused us to become wrak. They judge from the actions of these people and say Islam doesn't encourage civilization and they feel proud because of what they have achieved.

By the time Imes will come to establish the civilization influenced by the doctrines of Islam, the likes of which has most likely never been seen, it will shock them to the bone marrow in Shaa Allaah

Indeed Islam has its civilization, the best! The Muslims of the earliest generations who stuck and stayed true to the Deen advanced in civilization and development. It's something clear from history that even non Muslim historians and philosophers attested to it.

Like:

The French philosopher Gustave le Bon stated
in his book The Civilization of the Arabs:
We must bear in mind that the Arabs – and the
Arabs alone – are the ones who guided us to
the ancient world of the Greeks and Romans.
European universities, including the University
of Paris, based their curricula on translations of
their books for six hundred years and used
their methods of research. The Islamic
civilization was one of the most amazing that
history has ever known. End quote.

1 – The French thinker Gustave le Bon says in
his famous book The Civilization of the Arabs
(translated into Arabic by ‘Aadil Zu’aytar):
If the Arabs had taken over France, then Paris
would have become like Cordova in Spain, a
centre of civilization and knowledge, where the
man in the street was able to read and write,
and even compose poetry, at a time when the
kings of Europe did not even know how to write
their names!

2 – The German Orientalist Sigrid Hoeneker
said, in her famous book The Sun of Allaah is
Rising in the West, concerning the spread of
libraries in the Arab and Muslim world:
The libraries grew in every place like plants in
good soil. In 891 CE a traveller put the number
of public libraries in Baghdad as more than one
hundred. Every city had a library where any
ordinary man could borrow whatever he wanted,
or sit in its halls to study and read whatever he
wanted. Translators and writers also gathered in
halls that were set aside especially for them,
discussing and debating as happens nowadays
at academic conferences of the highest level.
The title of this book, which was originally
written in German, means, “The light of Islam
illuminates western civilization. This book is
filled with the names of Muslim inventors, both
Arabs and non-Arabs.

3 – Read these words by a Russian intellectual
who explains that this religion served humanity
and led to advancement and civilization.
Tolstoy said:
There can be no doubt that the Prophet
Muhammad was one of the greatest reformers
who have rendered great services to human
society. It is sufficient to say that he guided an
entire nation to the light of truth, and made it
incline towards tranquility and peace, and
preferred a life of asceticism, and prevented
bloodshed and human sacrifice; he showed
them the way to advancement and civilization.
This is a great achievement that can only be
made by one who is given strength; such a
man is deserving of respect and honour.

4 – The Austrian doctor Shabrak said:
Mankind should be proud to have a man such
as Muhammad as a member, for despite being
illiterate he was able, ten-plus centuries ago, to
bring laws that we and other Europeans would
be very happy if we could reach the same
level.

5 – In the field of medicine and surgery, the
Muslims played an undeniable role.
The British writer H. G. Wells says in his book
Milestones in Human History:
They advanced in medicine far beyond the
Greeks, they studied science and the functions
of various parts of the body, and preventative
medicine. Many of the treatment methods that
they used are still used by us until today. They
used anaesthetics for their operations and they
used to perform some of the most difficult
surgeries that are known. At a time when the
church used to forbid the practice of medicine
in the expectation that a full recovery could be
achieved through religious rituals performed by
the bishops, the Arabs had a true knowledge of
medicine. End quote.

He also said:

Every religion that is not suited to civilization
should be rejected. I have not found any
religion that is suited to civilization except
Islam. End quote.

It was when Muslims drifted away from true conservation Islam and they started getting influenced by the cunning Westerners that we lost our glory.

But hey! Imes is coming and when Imes comes, in Shaa Allaah, we shall regain our glory and Muslims will rise and advance in civilization again.

At that time, I will like to see any Kaafir who would say that Islam doesn't encourage civilization

Imes, we wait your coming

Attention seeker.

Film trick

The more you look, the less you see

Thebwoy:
Churchill must have passed through Iraq, WW1, WW2, Syria, Yemen, North Korea and hell. But still survived without comiting suicide.
That man strong iswear.

He deserves a statue

nokatakata:
The guy looks like a violent wife beater.

A violent wife beater!!!!!
See description!!!!!

RoyalBlu:
Osu in 2019


Even the ancestors have moved on.


She'll be fine.

Ancestors are now on 5g.
No time

blaque7:
You type like one high school kid that still receives pocket money from parents. I ll give u my nephews ids or nieces so u can interact with them when they come around this weekend..Saturday.

Wrote a bigoted fool

YINKS89:
Dis anty kemi is intelligent

That I have come to realise. She is intelligent and mediocre doesn't understand intelligence

blaque7:
For APC to win election anywhere a family must burn to death and people are still supporting them!

Statement of mediocrity
So APC is responsible for ensuring the house has a smoke and carbon monoxide system

Alas, you can't makeup your hand!!!!!

Madam park well.

Truth is Tiwa is not interested in WizKid. She's interested in the fame he has. When she was with Teebillz, she tried brandishing herself and forming power couple with him like Beyonce. When Nigerians no gree acknowledge the power couple nonsence, she skipped the suicidal teebillz and sank her claws in WizKid. If not, you think as Tiwa open eye reach, she go let small pikin dey manahandle am.
She's the real fame wh*re.

DCmonster:
Abeg! Dotun is a fool. Pls guys I am planning on fucking my Ex this december. I wanna Bleep her because I never bleeped her when we were together. She is married with kids but we got talking recently and she still like me and now wey money Don dey she is tripping and wants to spend time with me. Pls I need you guys advice.

You wan open eye enter pothole. Sai oga.

Shashar:
You are not making sense.pls go to bed.

I bet you the person was typing from a hamlet or an uncompleted building. Useless comment wey dey make eye vex

gambia:
Inside Life.

No be five alive

YelloweWest:
How did his dick stay hard?

Same question U wanted to ask. When they rape a guy, does he have an erection or they do it on a flaccid penis. How does it work

[quote author=AdeeT post=83881707]Abuse and curse me all you wished, the did is already done, the one I am not proud of, and never wished for to happen. I took all the blame, and only wanted a best idea/advice to safe landing.

My mind is pushing me towards visiting her to relate with her all that has happened. And again, another mind is telling me that all would be lost afterwards. I don't want to loose her, she's already an integral part of my life.

How best can I confront her without loosing her?[/quot
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Brother
Grow up
Man up
You lose her trust, you lose her
Make peace with yourself and don't tell her or repeat it again

Hustle oo, make you no call tokunbo motor mint condition

They must be friends...

Dear Tacha,

If you read this. Let me tell you the truth.
Forget all this rebranding and teebillz
Go back to your Instagram promotion of things
You have your audience already
You will make your own money and stop running to fake interviews & endorsements
Think well.. Even the people shouting team Tacha dey find wetin chop from you wey never belleful
It's from your Instagram people came to know you and you got further exposure through Jaaruma
Package yourself well and remove the urefined areas of your behaviour. Your market go sell well well
Was never your fan but you need to hear the truth. You alone Will bring out your potentials..not by fake endorsements. Even the owners of the endorsing company never chop belleful. Stop looking for others opinions. You lost the competition but you gained a crowd and a following. Ji Masun. Vlog on YouTube, sell on Instagram, tell stories, tell your experiences. The world is full of gullible people and they are hungry for whatever your attention says.
Fight your fight girl. Fight for yourself. Let them come to you. Like before you went to BBA. You have advertising power.. Use it!!!!

9jayes:
That day was terrible, we had to landed halfway, I wasn't injured tho. How time flies

Lienus

Abeg make this girl go siddon. Market wey no gree sell

WHICH KIND STUPID JOKE. DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER IA NOT A JOKE. DO YOU KNOW THE ANGUISH THAT FIRST VIDEO MUST HAVE CAUSED DAVIDO AND HIS FIANCEE AND THE MENTAL EFFECT ALTOGETHER. THESE BITCHEESSS MUST FACE THE FULL WRATH OF THE LAW IF NOT....THEY ARE SETTING A DANGEROUS PRECEDENT FOR PUBLIC FIGURES TO BE FRAMED AND FALSELY ACCUSED. NA SO RAPE ACCUSATION START.

THIS IS NO EFFING JOKE

I hope Teebillz has enough money to keep paying the promotors of the 'Talented' Tacha and announcing lies that will make government green with envy.
You guys are making Jaaruma more famous. With the economic and social pressure in Nigeria, how many men can command a standing priiiickk for long? Even the thought of the rising cost of a bag of rice can deflate one's balls...sex comes with sexual frustration which is a verrry thriving business. That's why the women flock to Jaaruma and the men run to her too. Even those that don't know her now know her by virtue of BB.

Guess who's getting audio money?
Guess who's smiling to the bank?

Time wasters

Evaromantik1:
The Management of Lunettes has cry out on their official Instagram account, citing that sales being demanded since Tacha was pronounced their ambassador is overwhelming.

According to them, 1500 glasses has been sold since Tacha was announced their ambassador some 2 hours ago.

See screenshot below:

Source: https://lifestyles.ng/gist/lunettes-pronounce-tacha-ambassador/

Na so. Stupid lie

Teebillz dey use style generate visibility and content for Tacha.

I wonder how much dotun was paid to get the coffee brewing..plus the behind exchange of hands to get it to popular platforms like nairaland and co.. it's an old tactic

It's important to be in the public eye whether good or bad news. Tomorrow, it's Tacha in bikini, Tacha visits LG chairman, Tacha visits motherless babies home

The question I have for teebillz is what exactly is he managing in Tacha? She isn't known for any acting, singing, motivational, or comedy skills....she is only infamous for her risque Instagram videos and allegiance to bad manners. On second thoughts, In a world where stupidity sells like hot cake, she could actually be marketable. There are more talented people the sinking teebillz can use his resources to lift. Ask don jazzy

Just so they know the public isn't fazed by this fake death threat. An insignificant hoax.

collinsDeji:
Anita Okoye, the wife of singer Paul Okoye took to Instagram to share this adorable photo of herself and their three children, Andre and twins Nathan and Nadia Okoye posing together before they attended their first wedding event.

She captioned the photo: ‘My Greatest Achievements in a picture! This was our first time attending a wedding together.’

A few months ago, Anita Okoye shared interesting things about her three kids.

In her words: “This picture sums up a day in my life! Andre: My superhero and sidekick wrapped in one!•• Nathan: independent, inquisitive and focused as ever! ••Nadia: My boss lady, either asking a question or giving directions!

https://thickmatch.com/paul-okoyes-wife-anita-shares-adorable-photo-three-children/

Green snake in the green grass

He resemble Nnamdi Kanu

2 supermodsl have gone to the great beyond.

what is happening?