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Phosphorus666:
It's just about the pain. Apart from circumcised girls, some other girls also feel pain when you sex them. There are several reasons for this: they aren't very sexually active, your penis is larger than what they are used to hence their vagina would need some time to adjust, you didn't initiate enough pre-intimacy before you went digging, etc.

All this digging, digging wey people dey type so... Na foundation?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Too bad

Lollll. U dey gbadun your comments

Brainiac12:
Fake lives
Shey na sky shim take the plane pinshure abi

Wow. Details

NwaAmaikpe:




SMH.

So one fool suffering from Acute Shame Deficiency had the nerves to marry a girl who was not only shagged on Live TV but was also dumped on social media.

Well, I don't blame him, I blame his family members and their uncultured elders who were useless enough to accompany him to wife an extremely dull wanton lass.

If every family in the world had the same amount of morality, decency and decorum in me, this girl would have died a spinster.

But God is not man and this is her miracle.

For someone who has confessed to shag countless married women including nuns, your morality is 'enviable'

Renforce:
Nawa o! Is it just me or does it feel like this is the first val Naija has ever celebrated?

Lol, na so e dey be every year.
The traffic jam due to cars parked at eateries on Val's day is always unprecedented
E go be like say love wan finish on the 14th.
.. but it's all good memories
Love is the universal language

SenecaTheYonger:
LMFAO

The nyas*h don dey fall. Notice they only showed it from a distance.

Antoeni:
Olamide is Just Struggling to Remain Relevant But Zlatan & Naira Marley have Taken Over
I Wish him Success in his Remaining Career

Lol@ remaining career. Hope he get enough real estate for retirement. He has had his day. Even tuface no reign forever talk less of a fortunate thrash singer like him

Dominiondominio:
I’m a 26 years old woman married to a 37 years old man. We have been married for almost 3 years.

We don’t have kids yet and 6 months ago I ended up in hospital with sepsis. The doctors originally thought it was caused by a kidney infection but later found that it was caused by Pelvic Inflammatory disease.

They repeatedly asked about my sexual history but I have only slept with one person in the past 3 years - my husband. I ended up having to have emergency surgery as the infection would not respond to the IV antibiotics they were giving me. I was in hospital for 10 days and have potential long- term damage which will affect my ability to have children.

I recently found out that my husband has cheated on me a number of times throughout our marriage and that the Pelvic inflammation was caused by untreated Gonorrhoea.

When I was discharged from hospital, he admitted that he has been cheating on me with a single mother of 4 (unprotected sex ) And he got the gonorrhea! How irresponsible! I am completely devastated and don't want to believe that the love of my life could be so callous. I very nearly died and if it were not for the brilliant doctors who quickly recognised my symptoms.

Of course the woman my husband got the gonorrhea from denied everything and I bet she won’t go get treated and will continue to spread this nasty and dangerous disease! She is done with having kids so why would she care, right?

Well, I do want to have kids and I won’t let my fertility and health taken away! the emotional damage caused by the infidelity itself is horrible. I feel angry, dirty, and ugly. All I want to do is cry all day. I can’t talk to anyone about it because I feel so ashamed. The person I trust the most is my mother but i don't want to break her heart. I know that to her my happiness matters the most and I think she would be angry at me the rest of her life if I told her that I still love my husband.

My husband feels remorseful and said he would never cheat on me again. He said he would choose me over any lifestyle and that he would give up everything for me. I have a very hard time trusting him again and I still don't know what I want from this whole thing. I just can't understand why my husband would have sex with a disgusting, nasty woman and betray me on so many levels. My pride got hurt so badly. I feel so ugly and worthless. My libido is absolutely gone. I feel empty inside. Then all the sudden I feel horrible, horrible anger and I want to break everything in sight. On some nights I can't sleep and sometimes I want to sleep all day. Most days I'm not even hungry and I have to force myself to eat something.

I feel like I will never be happy again. I used to be a happy, confident, bubbly person, now my zest for life is gone. Is this normal? Will these feelings ever go away?

My angels comfort you, love you, wrap their arms around you and let you remember once again how much the love of God has held you before your birth. A love no man can taint. May you feel worthy again. You are loved.

donstan18:
Traditionally, a man is the chief sponsor of any wedding ceremony while the woman supports in a way she can. Reason, it's expected a man goes into marriage when financially stable and ready.

Allocating 50% to her passed a message that you'll be a type of husband who will be after the statistics of the wife's earning and spending. You sure wouldn't have done what you did if you hadn't any knowledge of her earning, you acted because you know her earning and that's a red flag for Nigerian ladies, because they don't like dragging and equal responsibilities in a home.

You don't go direct when you want a woman to contribute financially to something. You go Tactically[Not imposing, but asking how and where she can take care of, she'll choose, no matter the percentage of her choice, you lock up, keep the planning going, pretend like you are cool and then sketch out a personal plan of how to act worried and restless before her, she'll wanna know the problem, act like you wanna hide it from her, she'll be worried and pissed that you are hiding things from her, then you'll come up with a story and open up that you are facing financial crisis and don't know how to sort some things out concerning the wedding, she'll willingly help with pity without seeing you as a stingy or mean person]

No be everything dem dey form mancho, you go dey use your head.

You've spent on traditional wedding and for that not to be a total waste, kindly go and meet her, reason with her and go tactical, not directly with authority.

Happy married life in advance!

A wise man

Lee84:
Politicians fear them. This one the find president ooh.

I tell you. If he likes, he should increase it to 1 mill.
The bigoted midget will never be president.
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pocohantas:
Na true na. Look around you, na drugs for manhood full everywhere. Lots of young men suffering various ailments. After they have destroyed their internal organs from drinking, smoking, unsafe sex. They will now be looking for wife that will be cooking vegetable soup/wheat and reminding them to take their drugs.

The broke actresses are just broke. The men will be broke and SICK! What do they do differently? Lifestyle!

This comment got me. If I say I no go laugh
Esp. the cooking wheat part. May God save women
But U said d truth. Very simple deep truth

thorpido:
This one pass inside life.

Na between life

lilybonny:
All I see is _Love norin more... Case closed

Yes, they look adorably in love. It's actually refreshing. She should keep her home and marriage from evil friends and the public.

They look so in love. May God keep their home. The actress is naturally beautiful...

This is an epidemic in its infancy stage.

We need to either harness the value of such mammoth crowd or separate this country as fast as possible.

Harnessing would be the most logical...but it will be a herculean feat.

God have mercy

Ohh no, not again. Another mine gathering venture. What's next, miss fashionable,miss trendy, miss influencer

richPHAROAH:
just invite thieves and arm robbers to come and rob the compound weekly. them go leave by force

This one make me laugh
Also sprinkle chicken blood on the entrance of the door with coloured egg and leave the severed chicken head there

BlackHutus:

SERVES THEM RIGHT !!!

As i see First Bank ATM .... I Come remember one thing that happened to me at UNIZIK , AWKA , ANAMBRA STATE ATM

I Went to withdraw money oooo

as i reach the ATM , I SEE CROWD ... Like 50 People waiting to Withdraw ....

I Was Like i cannot wait for these people oooo

What am i going to do ??

So one spirit inside me (The calm one) .... The spirits inside me plenty ooooo

So the Calm spirit told me to wait about 10 Mins to see what will happen.

The first girl withdrew and 10 Others girls followed her and go .... (I Was just wondering what is happening)

Another Guy withdrew 2k and 6 Other Guys followed him ...

When this particular Huge Guy withdrew .... Dear nairalanders ... i was shocked ... More than 20 People follow the Guy waka .... i was forced to ask one of the Guys wetin dey happen ... if the Guy dey share money ... He told me ... today na the Guy's Birthday that he is celebrating for his department mates ... that's why all of them followed him to ATM.

Okay oooooo .... na so another Guy withdrew oooo , More than 10 People follow the Guy .... i asked again ... what is going one .... one of the Guys told me that the Guy dey own one of them .... that's why all of them followed him to ATM to make sure he pay am that day ...

Dear brothers and sisters ... within 10 Mins na my turn to withdraw oooooooo

Praise the lord !!!!

LESSON to learn .... Never Give up.

My post of the year!!!!!

A complete full blooded Nairaland way to describe things

People dey crase shaaaa. Loll

Invest wisely ooooo, make hustle no go spoil

Alapoplenty.titititi

alezzy13:
Shuo!! Husband and wife or brother and sister?? See as una resemble!!

Just kidding oo. Happy married life to you both!

They resemble no be small
Are you sure you are not related
Hope una check una family genealogy before thing this unknotable knot
Happy married life

Husband help your wife with housechores to avoid frustration and using of house help. You are same with her not above her

AlexReports:
Nigeria Beauty Queen, Model And Philanthropist Xrays Prospects, Visions And Impact

Young and vibrant Nigeria Model, Beauty Queen, Philanthropist and impact-humanitarian, Queen Ujah Ruth, popularly reffered as "Ruchina", has xrayed her achievements, prospects and visionary mission in her career of impact, role a modelling and mentorship to younger persons.

Speaking during an exclusive interview with Abujapress, the recently crowned Queen of Unity Nigeria 2019 told reporters that her envisioned interest in the industry was to create and introduce new trends and styles that will sporadically influence better opportunities and platforms for beauty talents to be explored.

Described as a true epitome of generosity and super courage, Queen Ujah has continue to stand tall amidst other feminist icons in the industry. She has continued to embark on impact projects geared at emancipating the underprivileged persons from some of the routine challenges they are faced with.

In her ambitious cravings, the young Beauty Queen dashed into the limelight in her career after she won Finest Girl South-West Nigeria in 2014. She kicked off her career incitefully after she graduated from the Benue state university with a degree in Mass Communication. Notably "Ruchina" can be defined as an aspiring personality filled with determination, vigour and focus.
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As a beauty Queen and model, Queen Ruth Ujah possesses all the qualities, charisma, including the physical and mental structure required of a beauty icon and role model. With her figurative striking beauty which brings her several extols, Ruchina has the possessive push lips, sultry dark-brown eyes, with curves that puts her on the spotlight even at private and public events and ceremonies. Her structural perfection is noticed 4.5feet body type, a 6inches height and convincing weight of 40kilogram.

Other pageant titles you can conjure

Queen of democracy
Queen of coat of arms
Queen of benevolence
Queen of charity
Queen of glory
Queen of super Eagles
Queen of coat of arms
Queen of allegiance
Queen of all seasons
Queen of originality
Queen natural..no surgery
Queen of hustle

You can also look into writing speeches for politicians
Person no dey shame for where good dey comot

IAmStrange:
Congratulations

And aside for the degree, another thing that gives me joy is how the educational system in many parts of the world will be after the coming of Imes.

in Shaa Allaah, the greatest and most advanced the world has ever seen.

The Kuffar think education is peculiar to them. they even go to the extent of calling it "Western Education".

They think Islam is a religion of which it's components and doctrines are limited to religious rituals and practises only. rather, Islam covers spiritual and worldly life

This is due to the weakness of the Muslims of today and because they have the upper hand and that has gotten to their heads and made them arrogant and they say Islam doesn't encourage civilization.

just because many Muslims today lack deep knowledge of the Deen and are acting in ways contrary to the Deen and has caused us to become wrak. They judge from the actions of these people and say Islam doesn't encourage civilization and they feel proud because of what they have achieved.

By the time Imes will come to establish the civilization influenced by the doctrines of Islam, the likes of which has most likely never been seen, it will shock them to the bone marrow in Shaa Allaah

Indeed Islam has its civilization, the best! The Muslims of the earliest generations who stuck and stayed true to the Deen advanced in civilization and development. It's something clear from history that even non Muslim historians and philosophers attested to it.

Like:

The French philosopher Gustave le Bon stated
in his book The Civilization of the Arabs:
We must bear in mind that the Arabs – and the
Arabs alone – are the ones who guided us to
the ancient world of the Greeks and Romans.
European universities, including the University
of Paris, based their curricula on translations of
their books for six hundred years and used
their methods of research. The Islamic
civilization was one of the most amazing that
history has ever known. End quote.

1 – The French thinker Gustave le Bon says in
his famous book The Civilization of the Arabs
(translated into Arabic by ‘Aadil Zu’aytar):
If the Arabs had taken over France, then Paris
would have become like Cordova in Spain, a
centre of civilization and knowledge, where the
man in the street was able to read and write,
and even compose poetry, at a time when the
kings of Europe did not even know how to write
their names!

2 – The German Orientalist Sigrid Hoeneker
said, in her famous book The Sun of Allaah is
Rising in the West, concerning the spread of
libraries in the Arab and Muslim world:
The libraries grew in every place like plants in
good soil. In 891 CE a traveller put the number
of public libraries in Baghdad as more than one
hundred. Every city had a library where any
ordinary man could borrow whatever he wanted,
or sit in its halls to study and read whatever he
wanted. Translators and writers also gathered in
halls that were set aside especially for them,
discussing and debating as happens nowadays
at academic conferences of the highest level.
The title of this book, which was originally
written in German, means, “The light of Islam
illuminates western civilization. This book is
filled with the names of Muslim inventors, both
Arabs and non-Arabs.

3 – Read these words by a Russian intellectual
who explains that this religion served humanity
and led to advancement and civilization.
Tolstoy said:
There can be no doubt that the Prophet
Muhammad was one of the greatest reformers
who have rendered great services to human
society. It is sufficient to say that he guided an
entire nation to the light of truth, and made it
incline towards tranquility and peace, and
preferred a life of asceticism, and prevented
bloodshed and human sacrifice; he showed
them the way to advancement and civilization.
This is a great achievement that can only be
made by one who is given strength; such a
man is deserving of respect and honour.

4 – The Austrian doctor Shabrak said:
Mankind should be proud to have a man such
as Muhammad as a member, for despite being
illiterate he was able, ten-plus centuries ago, to
bring laws that we and other Europeans would
be very happy if we could reach the same
level.

5 – In the field of medicine and surgery, the
Muslims played an undeniable role.
The British writer H. G. Wells says in his book
Milestones in Human History:
They advanced in medicine far beyond the
Greeks, they studied science and the functions
of various parts of the body, and preventative
medicine. Many of the treatment methods that
they used are still used by us until today. They
used anaesthetics for their operations and they
used to perform some of the most difficult
surgeries that are known. At a time when the
church used to forbid the practice of medicine
in the expectation that a full recovery could be
achieved through religious rituals performed by
the bishops, the Arabs had a true knowledge of
medicine. End quote.

He also said:

Every religion that is not suited to civilization
should be rejected. I have not found any
religion that is suited to civilization except
Islam. End quote.

It was when Muslims drifted away from true conservation Islam and they started getting influenced by the cunning Westerners that we lost our glory.

But hey! Imes is coming and when Imes comes, in Shaa Allaah, we shall regain our glory and Muslims will rise and advance in civilization again.

At that time, I will like to see any Kaafir who would say that Islam doesn't encourage civilization

Imes, we wait your coming

Attention seeker.

Film trick

The more you look, the less you see

Thebwoy:
Churchill must have passed through Iraq, WW1, WW2, Syria, Yemen, North Korea and hell. But still survived without comiting suicide.
That man strong iswear.

He deserves a statue

nokatakata:
The guy looks like a violent wife beater.

A violent wife beater!!!!!
See description!!!!!

RoyalBlu:
Osu in 2019


Even the ancestors have moved on.


She'll be fine.

Ancestors are now on 5g.
No time

blaque7:
You type like one high school kid that still receives pocket money from parents. I ll give u my nephews ids or nieces so u can interact with them when they come around this weekend..Saturday.

Wrote a bigoted fool

YINKS89:
Dis anty kemi is intelligent

That I have come to realise. She is intelligent and mediocre doesn't understand intelligence

blaque7:
For APC to win election anywhere a family must burn to death and people are still supporting them!

Statement of mediocrity
So APC is responsible for ensuring the house has a smoke and carbon monoxide system

Alas, you can't makeup your hand!!!!!

Madam park well.