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If the tax payers have increased, why do we have a smaller collection compared to prior years.

josheke:
What was he thinking.... Wey camera dey upandan

I respect criminals in that country, u chose to commit a crime knowing fully well ur police must catch you.

Them get mind o.

John Dumelo Wedding. The talented actor is married to Gifty Mawunya Nkornu, a Ghanaian lawyer based in the UK. Their wedding took place on the 12th of May 2018 year at Spintex in Accra.

Why is this still news, they married a year ago.

decatalyst:
Yeah...but lets give kudos to the railways corporations, a government organization giving the impression or actually showing that they value the life of their 'customers', for the first time!


Much is to be done, but with the right attitude and zeal in the right places, we will get there one day.

What are you saying sef, they were hired because of the senators on board.

What Kudos are you giving. ??
Justifying stupidity.

Stevresma:
I applied without a staff ID though I meet every other requirements, Would I still be shortlisted?

Yes

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AZeD1:
It was also gathered that one of the accounts which was opened on March 16, 2016 had a huge deposit record on March 14, 2016.


How does the above make sense?

Lol

SenorFax:
A bedroom self contain actually. My wife knew her as my ex, we have the same heart and it has never failed us from helping anybody regardless who he or she is or was.

Is that all?

You underestimate a woman.

Why would she pass the night at her ex.
What Audacity and you telling me to my face.

Impeaching fayose now.
That person is only doing fayose a favor cos that will give him the opportunity to come back and contest.

LuciferChristi:
Why has the woman not been imprisoned for child abuse & sexual molestation?

Perverted and sex-starved, frustrated women everywhere looking for innocent boys to rape and devour.

Look how this shameless woman has destroyed this boy's career and destiny. She can't hold down a real man so she goes for unsuspecting kids.

He'll start regretting this in 10 years time when he matures.

The number of sexually aggressive women roaming Nigeria these days is something else. All women know is sex, sex, sex!!! They can't think straight anymore until something is inserted between their legs.

This paedophilic woman should be severely punished!

That's his mother, please calm down.

She needs a Dick.

CastedAyo:
A Pretty Nigerian Lady who is apparently tired of her single life took to twitter to express how vacant the role of a boyfriend is in her heart and how she is in dire need of a boyfriend.

The lady identified as Jennifer wrote;
"Twitter do your thing, I need a boyfriend. I can cook, i earn a living, i’m beautiful and have the right curves. Retweet biko nu my bf is on your tl. And no i’m no daughter of chimamanda. Thank You"

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/pretty-nigerian-lady-is-in-search-of-a-boyfriend.html

What of commissioning of bus stop that closed the whole of lagos

Chascop:
Mere flyover you say..
What have you contributed to the development of your own town, talk more of state?

Talk to your Dad on your concerns but on no account should you encourage your mum to divorce ur dad, let her make the decision by herself.

A very dangerous trend,we are encouraging people to just kill each other in their matrionial home, since I can get 7 years, let me kill this person when I come out I continue my life....... give them 20 years, 25 years or more it'll be a deterent.....naija na wa

Now I understand when people say the majority of nairalanders were born late 90's and Y2k.
Legend....Psquare.!!! WTF, what then should I call Ebenezer Obe, or TUFACE .....ENIGMA. !

What shall we now call Luther vandros and Micheal jackson, Even DRE, JAY and Diddy have not been called legends yet

All dis nigerian gangster wanabe are what u guys call legends, I repeat none of them(Davido, Wizkid, faze,olamide, phyno, Asa, Flavor have made music sensible enough, sellable enough or have sold enough records to warrant that classification as a legend.

We also have people called legend just being able to tweet.

Lousy generation.

Wan kere si numba wa. Still reminiscing.

Why all the complain from those ladies.....what happened to 'I prefer to cry in a rolce Royce than laughing in poverty'.
Their business, he makes her happy and she ain't complaining.

cummando:
Jeff like to drink borehole water....
Jeff the borehole contractor

Something like the borehole driller

Silvermoney:
I've been hearing many good things about Diamond Bank lately. Especially their business friendliness. I'll open a business account with them soonest.

How easy is the process and what are the requirements for opening a Diamond Bank corporate account?

Just walk into any of their branches closest to you, or PM me let's take it from there

Prec1ous:
Look for an Anglican lady or leave the Anglican Church.

There is no confusion here.

But why should church be a factor in marriage? I am always confused.

Is it that, you guys serve a different God?

Why should he leave the Anglican church. Just give me one reason.

toygod2:
The hotel owner is not under any legal obligation to pay the cleaner! Why?
She was interviewed right but she didn't even wait to confirm or hear, if she was needed. Hence no agreement or evidence of been employed, you willingly started the work.
The hotel owner might decide to say, he only pays people who have worked for nothing less than one - month. So

Again, even the one week job done was full of complaint and so, uf it were you, does she deserves to be paid really

.

There's an implied consent already except they have a deliberate policy stating that they only pay for people that have worked minimum of 1 month.
OP Abeg pay her the equivalent of 2 weeks make matter rest

fiizznation:
Look at what a government school looks like; all courtesy of PDP. And some people will say APC should fix all these mess in only 2years. Smh


Btw kudos to the rep.

A Government school in Lagos, that only APC has ruled for the past 17 yrs, get ur facts right

Even the Atiku himself never said a word about the whole bruhaha, firstly the FG should have written a Memo to NPA directing it to mop up all funds with INTEL, if Intel refuses then terminate the contract. But the route they took by going to Intel directly to terminate the contract is why many termed it political, and how would anybody that has less than 17% shareholding ever get campaign funds from Intel. Atiku's source of income is still hidden

24. SIP: Home Grown School Feeding Programme, where almost three million schoolchildren have been fed, while tens of thousands of cooks have been engaged in their respective states.

Please can anyone signify who them feed, Our children or which children ,
whose parent did the cooking ??

12. Implementation of the Bank Verification Number (BVN), thus tackling corruption by plugging loopholes for siphoning of public fund and tracking of illicit funds through multiple accounts

I'm shocked they could even lie about this too, BVN had taken effect b4 this Govt came.

jayfolarin:
I still can't shake the feeling that nnamdi kanu's ipob is pdp's tool for destabilizing the current regime and that GEJ is the lead sponsor.. I really just can't

You shallow minded bigot, IPOB had always been there even during OBJ's time and down to goodluck's

cana882:
Op na Christmas card be that?

. Turn left

Blue smoke......

I saw a GPS Question and answer on CNN...is this what we have been reduced to.

2 is mother....4 is obviously prego

He's obviously a nutcase, God save u say I nor be ur brother, I for beat u eh, lock u up join am. Nonsense
When he was hustling where were u, that's why he's ur elder....if fate turns arround and ur dad is no more, who do u think will pick up ur school bills.??

4dor:
Your dad might have issues but the real issue I can deduce here is that you are a fooolish young man. Why? see the the parts I emboldened, do you expect you and your ELDER brother to be at the same level? Instead of breaking his nose if you hit his neck and he dies will you tell the judge your father caused it? Why cant you focus this energy you have into your studies so you can achieve something for yourself? The fact that you even had the audacity to raise a hand against your elder brother shows the type of person you are and maybe you really deserve how your father treats you.