₦airaland Forum

Hailleys:
Help! I am about to finish my 300L stage in one of Nigeria state polytechnics but I am losing many opportunities due to my inability to speak fluently in English language. Although, I am good in typing/writing and I can compose my self in good English in my brain but it is very difficult whenever I open my mouth.
Any suggestion for improvement are welcome.
Thanks Nairalanders.

The problem is that you've lived among your own people for too long, conversing in your native language. And this has made it impossible for you to be transformed. It's not a matter of lexicon or grammar, it's just that you're not transformed, My co-inlaw who has BA English Education, and teaching at a Federal Poly , in fact their Senior English teacher, has that problem. The solution is that you have to move to a place ( town or city or district ) where English Language is predominantly used as a medium of communication. You would be dragged along, and in no time, you yourself will start to see the transformation.

DickDastardly:
With all the military units in Kaduna State
It's all a deadly game.

All that is to draw federal allocations there. Nothing more.

iwaeda:
Just got a distress call that Bandits in large numbers have again blocked the Kaduna-Abuja road this afternoon.Travellers are speedily turning backwards.


https://twitter.com/ShehuSani/status/1509537876249391106

Yeah, that's alright. There's no cause for alarm. Tell everyone not to panic , Buhari and the security chiefs are in a closed-door meeting. BUNKUM.

Ade3131:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/03/31/kaduna-attacks-i-dont-believe-innocent-persons-live-in-forests-kill-them-all-el-rufai/?amp=1

You can't do that. Seriously, they're Malami's private army. Remember his attitude towards them and nefarious activities.

Kenog4real:
I remember back then in secondary school. We use to have this portable radio called palito. Having one then shows you are big boy. That was before the advent of Walkman . We love to listen to some of the loving radio stations programs then especially in the night. When we left school, some continues to listen with their phone as palito and Walkman dependa on one having to buy batteries every time. But as the year goes by and there is advancement in almost everything, I personally that love to stay awake to listen to those loving programs with the classic musics and also listen to sport news especially on Monday morning from different stations even though I watched all the weekend matches found it a little boring to listen to radio programs now.

So guys with the radio app coming with every of the phones we use now, when last did you listen to Radio.

When Buhari was overthrown in a military coup by Babangida on Tuesday, August 28, 1985.

oshozondii:
https://independent.ng/nff-sacks-super-eagles-technical-crew/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Who will now sack the entire NFF crew ?

tit:
Thank you.
Money and asset transfer to northern officials like Abba Kyari

Exactly, bro.

politicoNG:
https://www.facebook.com/100064596373289/posts/342256484604228/

Leave these boys alone, go and arrest the bandits. How many people have you arrested for this Internet fraud in the North? This is just an economic siege on the South.

[quote author=FoolishBoy419 post=111510128]Typical Nigerian idiot who assumes everyone is stupid enough to believe in some diety above. You are more powerful than the bastard son of the prostitute, Jesus that you worship, you dumb


And how about that adulterer and fornicator , mohamed , that you call a prophet, who was so demonically adulterous that he took his own son's wife.And it's better to be an idiot than to be cursed. You're a cursed species of human beings along with that arch-agents of Satan called muhammad and his demon god called allah the vampire.

FoolishBoy419:
This is long overdue. This is RESISTANCE. I can see some dumb religious fellows crying above but they were nowhere to be seen when Israel was doing 10x worse to them and kicking them out of their homes. More resistance please, dear Arabs. Show the IDF the same mercy that they show your brothers and sisters. Kill all IDF terrorists

All you Muslims are cursed, cursed along with your blood-,sucking mohammed and his allah.

Odewaleadesoye:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2022/03/29/2023-dont-vote-for-party-again-in-nigeria-ibiyeomie/

Rhetorical clichés.

lalasticlala:
My wife and I welcomed our second child this morning, a baby boy. We thank God for safe delivery.

Congrats. Make everybody prepare for the naming. No food ooh,but na everybody collect life snake takeaway make una go slaughter for house. LOL

kingscare1:
Babee, lemme write you one.

You don't have to take permission, go ahead and write and drop here.LOL

Marketgists:
My prediction is Nigeria 0 Ghana 2
The reason is Our PMB is watching it live
Drop your prediction and win exciting prize

Nigeria 3, Ghana 0

vicdom:
https://www.channelstv.com/2022/03/29/kaduna-train-attack-buhari-directs-immediate-implementation-of-surveillance-system/

That's to say there's NO solution.

BlueRayDick:
VIO arrest people for road worthiness in Lagos. In fact , presently they make it compulsory that u take ur vehicle down to LACVIS inspection centre before issuing the road worthiness certificate

Bro, it's all wrong. These people are heartless people. May GOD deliver us from their hands ,amen.

tutudesz:
I hope baba failure is not coming O!

He with Him security dey hide for closed doors but open windows meeting .

LordviccoDaGuru:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1548056665577431&id=100011193364134&sfnsn=scwspwa

I hope they remember to shut the windows too.It's always medicine after death ,and always waiting for disasters to prompt them.

BlueRayDick:
The truth is road worthiness is only required for commercial vehicles going by the recent appeal court judgement. However, you need to wait for the case to get to supreme court and seen to afinal before you start confronting VIO/Police officers.

When supreme court uploads the appeal court judgement VIO won't have a choice but to comply, otherwise they will be breaking the law when they ask a private vehicle owner for road worthiness

No, you maintain the status quote until the case is finally retired. Besides, road worthiness has always been required for vehicles only. I've been driving for long here in the Southwest, nobody has ever asked me for road worthiness. The same is so for all my friends and relatives. They don't require private vehicles to carry road worthiness here. Politicians are just insanely wicked people running government for their own welfare.

obembet:
https://www.nairaland.com/6498572/private-car-owners-not-need

I saw a thread here last year April when Court of appeal stop VIO from asking Private cars for road worthiness but the rivers state police and task force are above the law.

Road worthiness is one of the the serious issue River State private car owners are facing with police joined with River State revenue task force.

The task force joined with police are now forcing people to do road worthiness which is #6000. Even if you tell them that road worthiness is not for Private cars, they will collect your particulars and your driver's license with the help of police.

Currently we don't know if they will add hacken permit for private car owners in river state.

Imagine road worthiness alone is 6000.

4500 for road worthiness, 1750 for MOT ( ministry of transportation)

Wike needs money to run his presidential bid now, abi what do you mean.

LordviccoDaGuru:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1548056665577431&id=100011193364134&sfnsn=scwspwa

That the bandits might not zoom in .

AnonPoet:
https://saharareporters.com/2022/03/29/breaking-managing-director-nigerias-bank-agriculture-adamu-among-abuja-kaduna-train

I think the government will act decisively now that the bandits have started to hit high-profile victims. Just pray so.

opera1:
Supper/mini eagle don't have any specific formation, it's anywhere ball face. Just like secondary school football.

That's still a formation - kick and follow. LOL

Zonefree:
Family business. Buhari and Northerners should find means to settle their differences.

But not all the dead or wounded are Northerners. Or what are you talking about. Even if all are Northerners, are they not human beings. Disasters, calamities and misfortunes have neither geographical nor racial prejudices, they take anybody within their strides. And they can happen anywhere, anytime and to anybody.

Baawahala:
The Yoruba have nothing...
You buy everything and with the least culinary skills in Nigeria,so I wonder where people will come and feed on your disgusted fart of a region....
Poverty capital of the south... Check out Ondo,Oyo,Osun,Ogun,Ekiti, 99% of the indigenous people are either poor,illiterate and beggars.

You're really hurt,and this is sufficient joy for me,Good bye.

Baawahala:
To be attacking every tribe that tells you the naked truth about the idiocy in you is now your work.
Keep thinking you are the only mad sophisticated beings who foisted failure in Nigeria because of parochial reasons rather than progressive approach.
Everyone else is now inconsequential, yet you can't live to see them go, for hunger would surely wipe your tears.
Parasites

What does infertile land of Irhobo add the food basket of the nation? OGOGORO .How many Yorubas do see sojourn in your villages ? But all of you are here feeding on the fats of Yorubaland. You're really a confused person who never understands himself or what he's saying. You said Yorubas don't want to associate with you, now it's they don’t want you to go again. Then of what values are you to yourselves talkless to another person not even people ? Irhobo of all primitive clans living under water and using ogogoro to drink garri and prepare eba , whose intellect and intelligence can't hold anything but to fish in shallow water is now talking about feeding another person.

MOTOPARK:
Mr sophisticated,those nonsense you wrote up there,had shown your level education…looking down on other tribe is tantamount to low level of education….educated and well-cultured individuals are accommodating and are willing tolerate others, that is why university is also known in Universität means accept and integration of individuals across countries.

Because the integration pays you and your primitive tribe to attain a level you would not ordinarily have attained by you and your primitive ogogoro- drinking Irhobo clan standing alone. Yorubas have no need whatsoever to integrate with any primitive clan of people to get whatever they need. Check Nigerian history and pay particular attention to infrastructural, socio- economic and political development and growth in Nigeria, you will find the Yorubas blazing the trail and sustaining the momentum and the lead up-to-date without polluting themselves with inferior tribe like your own and others. If Yorubas need you, you're not the one to start to clamour for that, primitive man from primitive tribe. Go and give your counsel to the elders of your primitive clan and let's see if their ogogoro-sodden brain would be able to do anything with it.

DrGoodman:
Sorry, but its the turn of the South east.

South south has ruled foe 6 years.

stanluiz:
And you tribe are good , righteous, saint and God fearing people abi ? [/quote

[quote author=stanluiz post=111423491]So he even own pensioners and he is thinking of contesting for president ? He is a joker.

And comes one from one of the most relevant, populous, strong and cohesive geographical zones and tribes in Nigeria.. What was the entire votes of the SS and SE able to do for Jonathan in 2014,and Atiku in 2019 - woeful failure and loss .

[quote author=oshozondii post=111422044]....Says he's the best man to wrest power from APC



https://www.su


Has it become so bad that this agbero politician and thug can gather the courage to declare for presidency ? This is a desecration of that exalted office. Agbero in class of people, in Aso Rock ?

MOTOPARK:
what you have said, Is a product of your value system…

How much education do you have, primitive Irhoboman ?

MOTOPARK:
All i see is a man that’s egoistic,why look down on your fellow countryman?smh

I've spoken.

okosodo:
I am not ibo oga

If you're not Ibo, its even worse because you must be from one of those primitive tribes that call themselves minority, and who have never , and can never, amount to anything at the national level in Nigerian politics. Religion is not an issue in Yorubaland at all. We're interwoven. Almost all those who have been governors in Ogun State have been Christians except Amosun, in Oyo State have been Muslims except Seyi Makinde and Akala, in Osun State have been 50/50, in Ondo State have all been Christians, in Ekiti State have all been Christians, in Lagos State have been 50/50. The Yorubas are too much educated, politically sophisticated, enlightened, civilised and sagacious to hold religion as a relevant criteria for good governance. The Yorubas have come a long way. But primitive people with primitive political, intellectual and empirical pedigree, which must be your background, would foolishly think they are succeeding in using that one to introduce ' division ' into Yoruba polity. Yoruba people don’t need your counsel, take it to the elders of your primitive tribe who must need it. What political achievements has tribe made in Nigeria ?