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HealthRe: COVID-19 : 70 New Cases In Lagos, Lagos Mainland Has Highest Number Of Cases by bjt(m): 4:46am On Apr 20, 2020
Community infection have started to manifest. There are some areas in Lagos where the lockdown looks like a child play to them especially on the mainland. No social distancing, no protection whatsoever. Everybody eyes go soon clear.
HealthRe: 86 New Cases of Coronavirus in Nigeria. Total 627. 170 discharged. 21 deaths by bjt(m): 4:40am On Apr 20, 2020
sexymoma:
You see my problem in this country is even the news casters, those ones that claim to be educated will coviniently pronounce the figures.
Now every evening you inform us about those that has been discharged... At night you'll give us another figures of those tested positive..
So all those SAN, celebrities, politicians, professors in Nigeria can't question FG about real numbers of those infected..
Substract those discharged from 627
That is 470 - those that died 21
That 436
Total: 436
That is why they keep fooling us, we won't ask questions, we'll just sit there, permit me to say 90 percent of our so called celeb are just too dull.walai I dey boil...
Madam calm down, the data supplied is not complete. Active cases, people currently on admission in the isolation centre is the balance number. The way Lagos state presents the data is better.
HealthRe: Lagos Confirms 3 Coronavirus Deaths by bjt(m): 1:35pm On Apr 18, 2020
SenecaTheYonger:
GUYS, THIS IS IT! COMMUNITY SPREADING HAS BEEN CONFIRMED IN THAT TWEET. I REPEAT, THE VIRUS IS NOW IN OUR LOCAL COMMUNITY. THE LOCK DOWN FAILED.

WHAT THEY WON'T TELL YOU IS THAT THE LOCK DOWN WAS SUPPOSED TO PREVENT COMMUNITY SPREADING, BUT IT FAILED.

IF WE CANNOT MASSIVE TEST (50,000 TEST/DAY) WE CANNOT CONTAIN THE COMMUNITY SPREAD EITHER.


IF WE CANNOT CONTAIN THE SPREAD, WE MIGHT NEVER RETURN TO OUR NORMAL LIVES. GUYS THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REALLY, REALLY HARD!
It failed because people are stubborn. Go to Oshodi, Ketu, Mushin in Lagos you will not believe there is lockdown. People are trading, keke and okada are working. In few day we will not believe what will hit us because people still have not come to realise the reality on ground.
The Govt have always fail us, so don't let me even start talking about them.
EducationRe: Principal's comments On SS1 Female Student Exam Report Got People Talking (pics) by bjt(m): 7:14pm On Apr 15, 2020
How can 40 - 44 be F9? What happened to D7 and E8
HealthRe: 100 Chevron Employees Suspected Of Having Coronavirus Secretly Quarantined - SR by bjt(m):
Sahara Reporter don buy market grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Can This Kind Of Yansh Be Found In Nigeria? by bjt(m): 11:46am On Apr 14, 2020
When you get married you will know that marriage is not all about yansh.
Foreign AffairsRe: ₦14Million: Russia Develops World Deadliest Sniper Rifle, Over 2 Miles Range by bjt(m): 9:28pm On Apr 13, 2020
Koralords:
Russia have very good machines that are wey cheaper and effective that can match or surpass those of the USA ,
They currently have a missile that can strike anywhere in the world and are the only country apart from China that has deployed mach 5 weapons
I think they even have more nuclear warheads than US
CelebritiesRe: P. Diddy: Coronavirus Killing A Lot Of Blacks In The U.S. by bjt(m): 12:46pm On Apr 11, 2020
DCmonster:
Why have I not gotten it? Why has p.diddy and all the people he is gonna co-host the revolt news with not gotten it? Mad people, black Americans are bunch of deluded alarmists. Over here an average black American will commit a crime and will expect a judge not to convict and send him to jail when found guilty. Over here they don't go to college, they all wanna be gangsters and they hate on the whites for no just reason. All they do is drugs and hoeing around and yet they wanna compete with the whites. Latinos have more morals now than my African American brothers and sisters. For p.diddy it's all about the money. Corona virus knows no race, the blacks dying from it are probably the chain smokers and drug addicts whose lungs are semi-damaged already.
Very valid points
RomanceRe: 9 Reasons Why A Woman’s Vagina Will Smell, No 5 Will Surprise You by bjt(m): 10:03pm On Apr 10, 2020
OP, you forgot to include infection
HealthRe: 17 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 305, 7 Deaths, 58 Discharged by bjt(m): 9:50pm On Apr 10, 2020
Anambra have joined the gang
PoliticsRe: Caverton Helicopters VS Wike: Why Many Businesses Prefer Lagos by bjt(m): 1:18am On Apr 10, 2020
I think he is very wrong to have gone to the extent of arresting the pilots and the workers. Deal with the company's management if you want to not someone just following orders.
Wike even mentioned essential oil workers in his first lockdown address as exception.
Again the NAF base is a Federal Government facilities.
I hope it doesn't go to a stage where the oil water especially NUPENG will go on strike because of his action and shutdown the economy, how will he pay his state workers without allocation.
LiteratureRe: Continuation Of My Madam And I(from Family Group And Sexuality). by bjt(m):
I was glued from beginning to end. The story made the lockdown worthwhile. Thank you Topher052 for the wonderful episode.
Hope Mike is united with Sandra on the other side if there is anything like that.
EventsRe: Couple Weds In A Living Room In Taraba Due To Coronavirus Lockdown (Photo) by bjt(m): 12:23pm On Apr 05, 2020
Good time to marry. No settling of debt after wedding. There will be full concentration in the other room, no disturbance from work and family grin grin
CrimeRe: Pastor’s Wife Catches Husband Having Sex With Married Church Member by bjt(m): 5:24pm On Apr 02, 2020
PM News grin grin. The only infidelity newspaper
RomanceRe: Male Foetus Caught Masturbating In Womb [PHOTOS] by bjt(m): 3:08pm On Apr 02, 2020
May God forgive you Op.
HealthRe: Covid-19: Akwa Ibom Acquires Medical Equipment To Combat Coronavirus (Photos) by bjt(m): 12:15pm On Apr 01, 2020
Those are just basic equipment in the hospital; ICU, surgery room, incubators, nothing special.
HealthRe: 20 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Now 131 Confirmed Cases, 2 Deaths by bjt(m): 10:17pm On Mar 30, 2020
Lastmankc:
Are you sure these guys are not having more than 50k cases but they are just releasing the figure little by little in other not to cause panic
They would have been overwhelmed by now if there are 50k case.
They already know there will be a surge that's why they are expanding the isolation centres. I know for sure there will be uncaptured cases where the person fall sick and get well at home.
HealthRe: 20 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Now 131 Confirmed Cases, 2 Deaths by bjt(m): 10:12pm On Mar 30, 2020
Pascalville:
Nigerian Government should better say the truth about this virus cos many Nigerians thinks this virus is a joke.. many Nigerians still leave their houses to God knows where... it's very unrealistic that a whole Nigeria has only 131 cases because we are one of the most populated country in the world.. USA has over 100,000 and South African has over 15,000.. and they are telling me we have only 131 cases after Nigerians all over the world trooped into Nigeria for safety and assylum..this is a pure lie.. Nigerians better stay indoors for your own safety.. go and watch the news and see how Italians are dying.. infact no space to bury the bodies anymore.. then imagine how Nigeria could be..God forbid
Stop spreading lies, when did South Africa got to 15k confirmed cases

Car TalkRe: Negotiating Bends At High Speed by bjt(m): 9:36pm On Mar 29, 2020
olumzzz:
Hi house,
Guess it's the effect of boredom from this Coronavirus sit at home thingy.
I was wondering why it is easier negotiating bends/corners at high speed with a German machine compared to any other vehicle.
Is it that other manufacturers are just dumb or the technology is beyond them?

Car gurus, your contributions will be appreciated.
cc:
Gazzuzz
Nurey
Egunmogaji2
Radautoworks
Go and try it with your whatever machine on Okene - Abuja Rd if you will not wake up with your two legs hanged up in an orthopedic hospital. Even as flat as F1 is, they still tumble at bends. Endeavour defensive driving always, don't let any craze enter your head o.
PhonesRe: One Of The Gadgets I Use During Self-lockdown #staysafe by bjt(m): 6:53am On Mar 27, 2020
dancok:
if i want to search for it on jumia, what is the name?
Here you go

PoliticsRe: BRT Terminal Ikorodu Earlier. Quarantine Or Social Distancing Can’t Work In Naij by bjt(m): 2:01pm On Mar 26, 2020
Are they not supposed to stay at home?
PhonesRe: COVID-19: How To Sanitize Your Mobile Phone Without Damaging It by bjt(m): 1:57pm On Mar 25, 2020
Jeffy1206:
That's when you give ur phone to people na
Not necessarily, you can infect your phone, wash your hands and pick the germs again from the phone you infect previously. Studies have shown that phones are dirtier than toilet seats
PoliticsRe: This Is The Proof That Lagos Explosion Was A Bomb Blast by bjt(m): 10:12pm On Mar 16, 2020
There was already a gas cloud that has travelled far before it was ignited. That was why people thought it was a bomb. Gas explosion can be very violent than bomb sef.
RomanceRe: Caught On Camera : Muslim Lady Romance In Public by bjt(m): 4:39pm On Mar 06, 2020
I didn't see anything romantic in the video. Just a hijab lady sitting on a man's lap.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Picks Up Award, Goes On A Cruise To Celebrate It (pics) by bjt(m): 5:03pm On Mar 04, 2020
scoundrel:
She’s too old for these kinds of dressing.
Indecent dressing is not good for anyone wether old or young.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Global Death Toll Rises To 3,000 As Infection Number Spikes. by bjt(m): 4:58pm On Mar 02, 2020
BlackfireX:
Thanos theory...
Wipe out half of the universe with a snap of his fingers. grin grin grin. This one is with Corona virus
PhonesRe: Would You Rather Use An Earbud Or Rock Your Traditional Earpeiace ? by bjt(m): 3:02am On Feb 12, 2020
All these Bluetooth devices, ain't they getting too much? What of the exposure effects to the wireless radiation? I hope we won't be getting some sicknesses/conditions as a result of chronic exposure to them in the next 20years or more. I try to limit my use.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Moment A Lady's Neck twisted While Twerking (photos, Video) ) by bjt(m): 3:34am On Feb 11, 2020
How on earth does she think her neck can carry that her massive weight
PhonesRe: Hisense Smart Tv Series 6 Unboxing by bjt(m): 10:39pm On Feb 09, 2020
BurnStoner:
Hisense Series 6. The name serious sha!
Can it Airplay (Screen Mirror) with Apple devices?
Does it come with atmos Dolby? Is it hdr 10 certified ? What’s the refresh rate during gaming? What’s the sound output? 10 watts? 30 watts?
Make I stop here.
You seems to know a lot about TVs
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by bjt(m): 9:31pm On Feb 09, 2020
From all I have read, it seems poor people believe more in fetish things.
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by bjt(m): 8:57pm On Feb 09, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".
Were ni e cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Angry Fans Slam Yvonne Jegede For Showing Off Her Pant In Photos by bjt(m): 3:44am On Feb 09, 2020
No wonder he left her

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