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If I want to call Nigeria how do I go about dialing it? i want to call dude too. Ive been trying to call but I cant get thru, I know Im makin a mistake somewhere. Too many damn numbers!!! lol. Someone tell me how to call so I can have a chat wit the potential rapist dude!

@Blackcypha and Niaja_swag:

Its a shame that both of you sound so ignorant, but then again, what do I expect; Youre African, Youve been brainwashed to think whoever invented the fries and cheesburger is God, and MTV and BET have obviously rendered u crazy! (dont say I insulted you wit the "youre African" statement, u insulted urself first when u made all the silly statements I can attribute to you). So, u think the CIA cannot plan something like this with an aim to ,maybe, invade Nigeria in the future, or set up AFRICOM? You best think again! The whiteman will never harm yall?!?!? Why will they want Nigerian oil? Ignoramuses!!!! Why did they take yall as slaves centuries ago? How did princes like Kunta Kinte become slaves for the whiteman? Why do u think all those coups happened in the last 30 years? The cold war is over why have the coups suddenly stopped? Someone mentioned Charles Taylor, go read about him and find out how this country used him. Too many examples bro, u just gotta read. Just because Michael Jackson came from here means everything we do is done with good intentions!

HARDDICK:
I do not beleive there was any atempt to bomb the american plane, i[b]f it was tru why wasn't the guy shown live on television when he appeared in court[/b] so the world can see him? Why so much secrecy?

Secondly America is the course of their own problem, why can't they mind their country business? Always wanting to rule all countries on earth.

Where ever there is war, terrorism,anything bad or lose of innocent lives america in involved.

Am not a muslim but to me the muslims are fighting a just course.

Federal Court ~~( which is where Muttalab is)proceedings are never shown live nor are they ever recorded on camera!!!


I cant believe these mor.o.ns that say sh*it like "Jerusalem is christian land" lol!!! FOOOL!!! FOOOLL!!! FOOOLLL!!! u think this is wut this is all about? Christian versus Moslems? lol. hahahahhaha. Foools!!! Thats what the jewish media wants u to believe! They are so minimal in number, compared to the moslems, what better way to wage/win "their" war than to pit the two biggest religions against each other!!!! Let us make the Christians feel the muslims are against them, so they can help us fight the muslims!!!  Christ, I cant believe how mo.ro.nic people can be!!!! THE ISREALIS ARE JEWS!!! THEY ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!! THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT CHRISTIANS!!! MATTER FACT, THEY DISCOURAGE ITS PREACHING IN ISREAL!!! FOOLS U MO.RONS ARE!!! Oh, in case u dont know, THE JEWS KILLED CHRIST!!! THEY DO NOT BELIEVE HE WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A POLITICIAN!!! THERE IS A JEWISH SAYING "IF YESHUA (JESUS) COMES BACK TO EARTH  AND CONTINUES HIS CLAIM THAT HE IS THE SON OF OF GOD, WE WONT HESITATE TO SEND HIM BACK TO HIS FATHER"!!!!! Even Islam believes in Christ, just that he is not the son of God!!! Imagine this, Islamic Prophet Mohammed (according to the Quran) fell sick and died, like any normal man. Whereas, this same Quran, claims that Jesus could not be killed and that God took him up to heaven body and soul! Does this sound like a religion that hates christians?! But u morons have been brainwashed!!! silly Africans!!! No wonder it was so easy for the Europeans and the Arabs to impose they religion on yall and claim that the religion of your forefathers was evil and backwards. Sad~Sad!!! Sad!!!


A list below on how much Isrealis love Christianity!!!

http://www.truthtellers.org/hate%20crimes/proselyte.html

http://www.catholic.org/featured/headline.php?ID=6110


http://pdfs.island.lk/2008/01/23/p12.pdf

http://healtheland./2008/12/16/christian-persecution-alert-messianic-jews-arrested-in-israel/

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1186557463960&pagename=JPArticle%2FShowFull

People say I look like a mix of Antonio Banderas, Mark Anthony, Enrique Inglesias, Oscar De la Hoya, Ricki Martin, Bernicio Del Torro, Denzel Washington, Will Smith, Andy Garcia, Ben Affleck, Sean Penn!

Wuts in a big boo.t.ie?! To paraphrase modern day Einstein (Lil WeezyY):" Like a binch without a aszz, u aint got sh*it"!!!

Abekeade08:
Where do you workout? Mine is NYSC. Tonight is a long tin. Fridays are best for me. Maybe we can make it an NL thing. I especially would like to meet NYC naija females, don't know too many of them here.
lol, don't worry if we have an NL outing, we'll let you know.

Ah, ok. But why do I feel like I might somehow miss the invite? When are ur days off? On the real, I'll invite you (and ur gals; so u could feel more comfortable) out. I know people in some of the top clubs out here so u aint gone have to wait in line (dont construe this statement as me trying to boast/show off, Im just trying to quell any fears u might have about getting in) if u decide to come! hey, u still never said what borough u reside in!!!

Your situation is definitely not funny, but, u know I was thinking about something and I just started laughing cus I know how true it is : IF THE AMAKA EVEN GAVE HER NUMBER TO THIS PROFESSIONAL STALKER OF YOURS, AND BEGGED HIM, THEN PAID HIM, TO STALK HER, I BET A HUNNERED GRAND HE'D JUST RIP UP HER NUMBER AND THROW IT DOWN THE SEWER!!!! Who wants a ugly binch??!!!?

Damn that's sick ish right there. No matter how corrupt Nigeria is, I bet if u complain 2 d cops they'll do somthn if they c u hysterical enough.u might have to act a lil tho n tell some lies, u dig?say he pointed a gun to your face, he tried to ra.pe u etc get a male friend to corroborate the "r.a.apel" story i.e that he rescued u at the last minute. Etc wish u d best

Don't cry for her, ure the one that remains on the battlefront. She's gone to a better place, all u can do for her now is make her proud of u by becoming a success in wutever field u choose! Remember all the good memories.cherish them. Pray to the Almighty to accept her soul(if u believe in the hereafter) and to forgive her sins both the ones she committed knowingly and the ones she committed unknowingly. Most importantly, pray for her every morning when u wake up and every night b4 u go to bed!

Dayyum, I thot abekeade was gone accept the invite n go to the bar, I'd have been there ASAP! Oh well. . . .

@Lovemoi2:if the way U responding to other posters is indicative of ur behavior in real life then aint no surprise duke aint free while tryn to have a convo wit u! Just like most Nigerian gals here in NY, u seem to be mad aggressive! U need to open up and let son know u a freak and that all that church ish is just for show and only for sundays,u dig? Let him know u fiending get down and dirty and watch all that pope talk take the next flight out the window. Let him feel comfortable wit u is all. But, so long as u keep pretending to be some kinda prudish church girl, all u gonna keep getting is food and vatican talk!

But u can always predict the stu.pidity of Ghanians!lol

Ok jokes apart Mekuzzyyxxss, u r a dummy! U stated that the mixing of christianity and indigenous religion is strange, so strange that u called it "the first in the world"!!! Really?! U sure u got a PHD?! Go look at the "Santeria" religion and tell me what it is! Also, go read about the cuban "Yoruba" religion and tell me wut u gleam! Dum dum!

@mekuyzzxxss; u really are a monkey! Now I'm sjeezy8?!lol! Glad to see I finally drove u insane! Lol.lol. U got the "mirror",monkey, why can't u use it to determine the ip addys?lol. Fool. Jungle animal gets brung to the city, two years lata he feels he Einstein!lol. Like a typical ibo man, u think u know it all, failing to realize u don't know jack!lol. I NEVER said u smarter than me,let's get that straight! I made a  statement sarcastically praising your "smartness" just to support you because EmperorOlu was senselessly insulting ibo people for no reason. Anyways,ciao, and have fun eating the deadbodies. Freakn cannibal! Oh, how come u still aint feeding us more lies about your assumed PHD?!?

LOL.LOL.HAHAHHAHHAHA. I just read [b]NUMEROUS[/b] articles on Okija and there is, simply, no comparism!!!! The bodies found in Okija was clearly as a result of murder whilst the one found here was the "Leader's/Founder's" remains. Further, I see that there were numerous Ibo politicians who went and committed the atrocious, evil act of human sacrifice in Okija whilst that aint the case in this instance. Finnally, I see that the Oba (which means the King) of the town was the one that led cops the the shrine. This is similar to what Mutallabs father did in trying to warn the CIA/FBI that his son was radicalized; no heroic is greater than this. In Okija, numerous articles show that the Oba of Okija tried to hide the incident from the outside world, even going as far as hiding some of the skeletons of the people that had been sacrificed under his matrimonial bed. If that aint sick I dont know what is.

[b]Suckkid[/b] I mean Oluwatbill, your album your boys album is gonna suck big time.lol. your wack!!! peace

Mpele:
@ bk baybe! Stop talkin for the Americans! Talk about u're own little slump called Nigeria. T[b]he Americans can talk for themselves[/b]! I've stayed in Canada but I don't talk on behalf of Canadians!

Who the hell do U think U're, speakin for the Americans!

You just an idiot aint u?lol. Monkey!!! I AM AMERICAN!!! Not a single drop of Nigerian blood in me! Can I speak on behalf of my country now?    S. Tupid!!!

Mpele:
@bk baybe 99. Did U read what I wrote, or U're just running u're bad breathed mouth. I said some in Europe and America. Get u're facts straight. What does Lucky Dube have to do with this. [b]Growing up surrounded by jujus and baboons in Nigeria [/b]have clearly affected u're reasoning capacity, if U have any by the way! Get a life U nasty piece of kak!!

Looolollol!!! Baboons in Brooklyn? Thats what yall call em now? Around my way we just call them Crip niccas 'goons'. Oh well, I guess every hood got they own slangs!!! M.o.r.on, I see u and ur fellow South Africans be comin on here talking mad ish to the Nigerians and talkin em down thinking cus ur country got two lil diesel powered mass transit trains yall automatically the nicest thing since sliced bread!!! Now u got the nerve to come thru comparing that Aids fest to this heaven on earth. Like the O.G around my way be asking when i do something dumb, I ask u, "Is u crazy,son?". Dont ever compare that ish hole to the first world. I guess the saying is true tho, " In the kingdom of the blind. . . . "

honeric01:
not everyone that post on nairaland is a Nigerian, this guy can't be a Nigerian so stop insulting Nigerians at any slight chance.

And thats the main reason I went at his Aids ravished jugular. I been reading his posts and I see he always here all high and mighty thinkn cus they got white people made they lil ghettos better that all a sudden they better than Nigerians. lol. Dont know why yall never put him in his place!!!

^^^SuckKid, dont u think itd be better if u get a team to promote ur ish, instead of you tryn to do everything alone?!? How the hell u combine that with ur job as a security guard at the movies? must be one heck of a life!!!! just sayn^^^^^^

at least we dont got chics be in the mall begging for popcorn like they do in yall country (just read that on another thread). pheewww!!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-252364.0.html

Mpele:
Without a doubt, South Africa is the most developed country in Africa, our economy is the biggest in the continent, we're a member of the G20!
our i[b]nfrastructure is even better than some in Europe and Ameria[/b].

If u say yall got better infrastructure than places in europe, i'll assume u mean places like kosovo and Albania, so i'ma let u slide. But if u ever, ever, ever, compare ya'll infrastructure to anywhere in America I'll hope to God u mean South America and not the blessed continent of North America. Matter fact, if u mean North America, for your own good I hope I hope your mind aint crossing the Mexican border. If u as much as even dare compare your country to the mighty United States or its lil Binch ho, Canada, I will come ova to whereva u at and slap the hell out your Lucky Dube murdering azsss!!!!

Nigeria has a foreign policy? lol. hahahahahhahaha? what is it, keep the president in limbo just to watch the reaction of the whole world?lol. of all african countries, outside of Egypt, Libya, and South Africa, I doubt that any other country has a foreign policy. They probably claim they do, but do they implement it and does the world see them as serious enough in their plans/ aspirations?

   As per the accent issue, if u are going to speak a language, it is best it be spoken in a clear, concise, and understandable manner so that the listening party has a complete grasp of the message the speaker is trying to get across!!! It is not inferiority complex for  dude's "accent" to be condemned; dont u think its stupidity to speak for a period and not be understood?