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sh, iyyt ma bad ! Aight I'ma post one now that I just hipped sefago to, this one's bound to make u get involved in a 29 car pile up! Check back in 5 minutes!

Yo Sefago, I got a present for u on my last post. scroll back up!!!lol

edoyad:
@OP, It's all about the women man, all about the women.
Have you ever been to porthacourt, Benin, Warri, Calabar etc. before ?  CHAI  ! !  Oye mi canto ! ! !   You will see mermaids of all types and species. Do you think any tribal group or region will let another carry all those kokolettes away ? Over our/their dead bodies, we'd/they'd rather die than allow that happen.

Mermaids like these below? lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np_-pZYLVOI&feature=related (DO NOT CATCH A HEART ATTACK SEFAGO!!!)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHGHJXHL1U0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwD_Bkd3Z3I


Yeah yeah I know the first one was a mail order bride thingy, doesnt count, I know but thats the only example I could find.lol. Well, feast your eyes

@ Poster, IS U CRAAAZZZZYYYY??!!!? U TRYNA HOOK UP WITH NIGERIAN GALS IN NY? U GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! them hos is the worst on the planet. I feel u. Ima tell u this tho, seeing as u was born out here, u'll NEVER get along with 'them'. 'Them' being the Nigerian gals that was raised back in Africa. I mean that came here like, from, age 15 and up!!! If u looking for a 'Nigerian' gal, do wut I did, look for the one that was either born out here, raised out here, or that thinks like u even tho she was raised in Africa (this last part is harder than pulling teeth without anaesthesia).  A good 99% of the Nigerian gals in New York are all about the cheddar, and they'll sleep with all your boys in a heart beat. Be careful, just telling u man to man.

ngpatroit:
Well, i'm stuck on Africa, so i got me a great Sierra Leonian queen

Not to burst your bubble but Sierra Leonian gals, like Liberian gals, are wack. Son, they got NOTHING on Nigerian gals in the looks department (and thats sayn a lot). plus, they usually got nothing up there. most of them aint as educated as Nigerian gals, so thats a strike right there. but, to each his own tho.


PS: U got picx of your Aston Martin on here?!!?! lolol. Wait to get introduced to Mekkuyssxx he'll ask you to prove that its yours by asking you to stand in front of it with a cardboad, handwritten with the words "I LOVE NAIRALAND".

On anoda note, fam, seems like u in the hood!!!lol. The buildings look like u somewhere in Queens or Bk ( Then again I might be wrong, cus if u was in either of them boroughs,Nigerian, and u had an Aston Martin, chances is that I'd know u) Be careful 'fore them stickup kids come asking for theirs.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np_-pZYLVOI&feature=related (DO NOT CATCH A HEART ATTACK SEFAGO!!!)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwD_Bkd3Z3I


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHGHJXHL1U0 (yeah, yeah, I know, mail order brides. Just feast your eyes is all I'm asking)

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This is the kinda chics u should be slamming u talking bout Sierra Leone! Wut da?! your player card has been revoked!!!

Justcash:
@Bk Baybe99:

The Answer to your question is that there are so many Niger-deltans with Igbo roots. There are alot of tribes that have an Igbo ancestrial background in Niger-delta, though most of them may not want to be identified as Igbos.
However dear, Igbos are looking for Biafra for a bigger and better reason than claiming Oil. We have a handful of Oil wells in Abia, Imo and Anambra (Those are core Igbo lands) Igbos are not crazy about Oil. We need a society that works, where making "legit" money can be easier.
Like me, There are millions of igbo people abroad that are doing well. It is painful that We spend all our money investing abroad, and not home because of the visible lack of basic infrastructures, which is as a result of the neglect of the region by the Northern and Western dominated Fed. Govt in Nigeria. It is far far beyond oil. Personally, I need to spend money in my country where my investments will be protected, where it can multiply and where I can be treated equally with my fellow countrymen interms of governmental packages.
The koko of the matter is that Igbos need the freedom to really express themselves. We need a fair and working environment to explode!
If Niger-deltans are given the choice of joining a region if Nigeria divides, They'll prefer to go with the Igbos than the Yorubas and Hausas. It is  a clear fact. Though Many sycophants may want to deny it, they are only spewing their thoughts and wishes. But, Igbos will never fight to have ND (Especially the non-Igbo parts) as part of Biafra. If they feel that they will be better off as a country or with any other region, good for them. All We Igbos need is a good environment to make MONEY and Spend it happily.

Igbos don't give a damn about Oil. As you know, Igbos have survived and will always survive without Oil.

That's my answer to you.

If I get an insolent reply from you, I'l conclude that your motive is very tribalistic.

Hahahahaha, at freakn, fu . .cking last an enlightened answer!!! This is all I've been asking instead people came on here throwing all sortsa verbal grenades cus according to them "some questions just shouldnt be asked". Once again, thanx for your reply. It was highly informative.

Justcash:
If I get an insolent reply from you, I'l conclude that your motive is very tribalistic.

P.S: You didnt have to include this as I honestly had no intentions on making the Ibos on here feel insulted. Of course I had a feeling that the discussion might be highly charged, and of course I probably did instigate it by certain choice words (wordings), but my plan wasnt to overly insult your tribe. Thanx again

Mekusxyz:
The OP knows that I know that he is Yoruba. That is why he confessed that I am too smart for his liking. Bloody Yoruba small boy they claim non-Yoruba.

You really are a m.o.ro.n!!! I made the sarcastic statement that u was 'smart' when emperorolu was disparaging ibo people. I came to your support didnt I? Oh, then I was a friend of the Ibos but now Im an enemy? U and Aloy Emeka I dont know who's sicker. One minute that fool accuses me of hating Ibos, the next he accuses me of hating Yorubas. I guess I just hate everyone , huh? Once you guys view any 'threat', no matter how ill conceived , that person is a hater. wow!!! U still aint answer my question tho!!!

Dude, I'm on here having fun, why cant u guys learn to do that without blowing a fuse?!!!?

ummm, dummy, its called sarcasm, ok hun? Ok since u wanna hear it so bad "THE TACO I ATE TONITE . . . ." fool!!!! Arent u supposed to be asleep?

The reason why Nigeria will NEVER develop: she hates to hear critism!!! I wrote a response to something a poster wrote about the United States, but guess wut, its been deleted! Blind patriotism never brung noone any good! Take a look at Nazi Germany! You guys (Nigerians like the moderators of this thread) are a joke in all spheres of life!

The Amaka, u still aint answer the question, do u, your boyfriends, brother, pi. . imp,uncles, pops ect have any plans to steal the Niger Delta from anyone! Simple answer recquired

Same here this girly wanna kill ur boy! That's what the amaka needs se.!Bleep

@ Onlytruth: clearly ure kinda slow! How the hell u get access to a computer? Are u blind?! Definitely I DID NOT claim to know anything about Niger Delta even when I seen them on the news I always assumed they were ibo. All I did was recount a discussion/arguement that took place now all of u buggn!I asked a simple question, I stated everyone's argument and what sides they took. Do u see the yorubas insulting me?what of the Niger Deltans (excepting that liar Beaf)? This is not about right or wrong, this is about state your piece, but I guess u guys are too silly to do that since u busy plotting how to steal other people's properties. Or insult whoreva questions u on a certain issue!

The Amaka, ure one to gloat about someone gettn banned! And when, ho, did I say my step dad had anything to do wit today's topic? Quote one place where I discriminated against ya"ll, without twisting my words, and I'll accept all ur criticisms! I asked a simple question NONE of you have refuted what I asked, instead its been insults upon insults.lol. Not one ibo said " Nah poster u wrong, we don't want they oil we will rather live together in peace" bla bla bla. Nobody said jack, just raining insults. Why?! Cus my questions just might be closer to the truth than yall would wanna agree

THE AMAKA:
[color=#FF1199]@ poster [size=15pt]SHUT THE FUK UP!!![/size] WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?
we are very much alike in so many ways. this doesn't exactly have anything to do with the language you speak. also there are a lot of ndigbos living in the niger delta since way back when. nonsense. always talking about Nigeria this and that, and always looking for ways to attack the igbos. you fake hypocritical bytch and what exactly are you doing for yourself? instead of butting into other people's business when you know you have nothing to do with it.
you love to "claim" Naija only when necessary but your immediately NOT a Nigerian when the time comes.  [/color]

Binch when did I claim to be Nigerian?!!!? I somtimes joke and call myself a 'Nigerian by default', how does that translate to me callin myself a Niger?  How the hell am I expected to know who lives in the Niger Delta u fckxing biaaayyootch.

Beaf:
Bleep! I have to cus I don't knw who/where he is thank you very much. Bleep! Beaf, I had the kinda childhood u could only piss on. My dad (my real dad) might not be a billionaire but he's a drunk and wife beater. Where is my father? Suffering in jail? If u never came to MY country what kinda life do u think my cab driving backside would have at the moment? Why is it that, WITH THE MEXICANS, we all gotta resort to anger when a simple gun and silencer will suffice?!?!?!! U know, most of my family strike me as animals!! whats with the insults? Where, I ask u again, is the diss in wut I asked? It was a question, where is my father? My dad is a sad piece of shi, yyyt!!!

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lol. hahahaha. lol. funny  I aint gone lie. good one. I'll get you back tho. Bast.rrr.dd.lol

Edruezzi:
That pathetic little piece of nonsense someone drew on a map and called Biafra will be defeated in a war in five months at most. It’s already surrounded on that map. You children know nothing of basic military strategy.
I think the Nigerian army is pathetic for needing 30 months t[b]o defeat the hungriest and poorest armed army in modern history, a bunch of village boys fighting barefoot on two cups of garri a week.[/b]
Listen kids: Biafra is dead. The 15 Soviet republics were already mostly countries when the Soviet Union absorbed them. The Igbo on the other hand have no history of a shared identity before at least the 1940s. Biafra is dead and gone.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH. lol. hahahhahahaha. ure a fool for that statement. hahahahaha. I thot the same when I read the book 'EMEKA', I was like how the hell werent these kids wiped out in 15 days ,max? i Guess the Nigerian army was taking its time doing target shot practice.lol.

PS: I like garri. Altho I think when u drink it it looks disgusting . I like when hot water is added and its hard and u can mold it. It makes me tired, lazy, and sleepy tho.lol

Onlytruth:
Keep deceiving yourself with half education. The man is more popular than your father and your people dream of such[b] a leader [/b]but can never produce such. He is not just our leader; he is our ICON, so get that straight.

A leader?!?!?! From what I just  read on another thread he agreed to march against government tyranny yesterday only to be a no show; most likely cus he's been promised some money. What kinda leader is that? Never hesitates to display cowardice!!!!wow. and this is the brightest bulb in the ibo chandelier!?!!?

Beaf:
Have you asked your mother who your father is?

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Lol. I dont have to cus I knw who/where he is thank you very much. lol. Beaf, I had the kinda childhood u could only dream about. My dad (my real [/b]dad) might not be a billionaire but he's very well off financially. Where is ur father? Suffering in Africa? If u never came to [b]MY country what kinda life do u think ur cab driving ass would have at the moment? Why is it that, WITH THE IBOS, yall gotta resort to anger when a simple answer or silence will suffice?!?!?!! U know, most of u strike me as animals!! whats with the insults? Where, I ask u again, is the diss in wut I asked? It was a question, I did not take sides, so why are u guys going gaga? ure a sad lot u pieces of shi, yyyt!!!

How the hell is the map supposed to answer my question?

Has any of you monkeys spewing all this venom asked urself this simple question "WHERE IS THE HARM IN THE QUESTION HE ASKED?". Everything by u guys gotta be done with force, ignorance and arrogance.lol. U sicken me. I asked a simple question. Did I insult anyone? NO!!!! So why the show of fear on yall parts except the question I asked is hitting yall conscience in a major way. Dunno what else to say!
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aloy*emeka:
man, forget that guy. He is as Nigerian as anyone else here. He is a full blooded Nigerian. I don't buy that Latino story because he labeled himself thus to throw you off balance whenever he arrives with his tribalist agenda. He has the body of Becomerich and the heart of tpia.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHa. Notice how I asked an innocent question and all the ibos all a sudden have bees swarming in they underpants, fiending to blow up they crotch like they fellow terrorist country man. lol. Answer the damn question instead of killin yallselves over my back ground. as.zzholes. The truth always has a way of getting to yall. u make me laugh.

ME: Innocent questions

Crazy Ibo dudes: Aggressive, threatning answers!!!

Psychos!!!

metal-gong:
Why is this Akata basta.rd always interested in Igbo affairs. Are you looking for an Igbo husband? . . . Mind you that they dont marry who.res.
You better start searching for your biological father instead of wasting time with your mother's Yoruba booty mate whose second job is to be feeding you with trash.

Ur gay I'm not!!! NEEEEEXXXTTTT!!!!!!

Beaf:
Exactly, he comes here and starts talking his racist crap all the time. The f'ool has been banned many times, but he keeps coming back like a leach.

Now Im a racist? lol. Well, I always thot Niger Deltans were ibos so forgive my ignorance. Beaf, u CLEARLY ARE IBO!!!! I dunno who u think u fooling. Answer the question or buzz off!!! Enlighten me or go suck on a big fat one!!! m.o.r.o.n!!!!

Beaf:
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No you just hate Nigerians. [/size][size=21pt]Why don't you just Bleep off to your country?[/size][size=14pt] You are not Nigerian, so why hang around us if you aren't mad? You have overstepped your bounds.[/size]

Hahahahaha, here come my man wit the mad cow disease. Now I hate Nigerians? lol. hahahahha. As usual, the cry of 'wolf' when even a fly is not around. lol. Now I ask something which, judging from yall reactions, is true, look at all the names I'm being called. Oh, now ure Nigerian? Remember when u used to cry that u were Biafran?lol. Now, he hates the course of the discussion he has turned patriotic. Joker!!!!

aloy*emeka:
Another cheap attempt to start Igbo vs Ijaw war. Are you getting tired of Igbo vs Yoruba wars on nairaland or are you getting tired of your serial igbo bashing here?

Get a day job please. Who said the ND belongs to igbos. Assuming it belongs to Igbos, what will they do with it?. If Niger Delta belongs to you, what will you do with it?.

At times I dont know if ure really this silly, or youre just trying to redeem your image as a known tribalist by accusing everyone else of tribalism. First, according to u, I hate Ibos, then u accused me of hating Yorubas, now its back to me hating Ibos. Dude get a life, I asked a simple question. You dont got an answer, go get some lotion, locate a public bathroom, lock the door, then start jerking off, get discovered because your moans are too loud then get hauled off to jail.

mama-gee:
Poster, name one Igbo that remembers "Niger Delta"
And I'll show you a jobless Igbo man.

You notice youre the equivalent of the village clown with all your responses that neva make sense?

asha 80:
Poster go and read books about nigeria.

i try to!!!

edwin101:
ill-informed poster

I neva claimed I was an expert in Nigerian studies, Im learning about the country. Im sure u see that I quoted your 'brothers'; so they misinformed me then.

muahhahahahahahahahaa. Nigerians, say hi to your new masters. lol. hahahahahahha. the plan is coming into place. wasnt the first place the crotch bomber go to Ghana? Why arent they sending Marshals there? The United States is smart as hell, call as much attention to Nigeria's defenses as possible and all the Al Qaeda leadership is going to be having wet dreams about is how to 'break it'. They will try and try to hit Nigeria just to show that the U.S security measures are seen as a failure. Then guess what? The U.S views Nigeria as a security risk, moves its military in to protect the country, then 'voila', Nigeria becomes a U.S protectorate or another Afghanistan or Iraq. Or maybe Somalia or Yemen. Oh boy, here goes the country called Nigeria.lol

^^^ Do u notice that I 've made it a habit to always ignore u?!!?!^^^^

Ok, another interesting discovery I made recently about the entity called Nigeria; The Niger Delta Region DOES NOT belong to the ibos. I have always  been under the misconception that it belonged to them, thus, their constant complaints of being wronged, marginalized, and cheated. I also, wrongly, assumed that the militants in The Niger-Delta was made up of  the Ibos. This begs the question, if the Region does not belong to the ibos, why are they hell bent on taking it as theirs?!? Articles I've read since show clearly that the Ibos have the Region in their plans when they finally leave Nigeria. Will they be better 'masters' to the Niger-Deltans (if Nigeria splits) than the Northerners presently are to them? I doubt that any group in Nigeria would want to join a new nation where they will be the clear minority.

  The argument that happened this past weekend pitted two Niger-Deltans (one was from Port-Harcourt in Bayelse state, i think. I jotted all this down so if I make any mistakes in spelling forgive me) against 3 ibos (family members) and a yoruba friend who came with the ibos who surprisingly (or maybe not) took sides with the Niger-Deltans (I called them 'deltans' and they took umbrage. They explained that they arent Deltans; I dont remember now their explanation.lol). I dont think the ibo guys will be friends with the yoruba  anymore after this weekend's argument.

   Anyways, the ibos insisted that the Niger Delta had no choice but to come with them if a Biafran nation was declared tommorrow; the Niger Deltans vehemently opposed this and stated that they would rather die than go form a nation with majority ibos. The ibos retort was , then die they would because come hail or sleet the Niger Delta wasnt going anywhere but with Biafra. Their statements shocked me!!! How can you force a people, that has fears of discrimination, to come with you??!?! To go do what, go back into the slavery they are running from? The Niger Deltans said they would never go with the ibos but would instead set up their own nation, OR, they would join a nation of other minorities of some states in present day Nigeria. According to them, discussions are already underway for these minority states to form their own nation (advantage being that there wont be a clear majority) independent of all the major tribes in Nigeria in the even of the inevitable split that is bound to soon engulf the nation.

   The Yoruba guy insisted that the Niger-Delta had the choice to go 'on its own' if they didnt want to be part of Biafra; of course our Ibo buddies didnt find his statement funny in anyway. Furthermore, he informed us that one of the reasons Ojukwu was quick to go to war was because he had every intention of controlling the oil of the indigenous Niger Deltans. I was shocked (although I think I've heard something to this effect before) because if his claims were true, that means Ojukwe clearly had selfish motives for planning a war against its more powerful Nigerian neighbors.

    So, Im asking a simple question, if the Niger Delta does not belong to the Ibos why do they have their eyes on it? Why do they invoke it, always , in their cries for a seperate state? Someone please explain!!!!

stillwater:
I thought this would be nice to share. Start from 3:35.

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^^^ THATS SUPPOSED TO BE A GAL?!!?!?! ^^^^^

Beaf:
What rule, clown? You think because you started a thread, you're now some sort of mod?

Bloody Mexican drug pin mafioso.

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Hahahahaha, Beaf, Hey Im learning from Yardua. Im president in this Biyyyaottch!!!!

kufreabasi:
@ poster,
you and your family is[b] one 1 cowarders/cowardees[/b]
not everyone.
It is our leaders that made innocent Nigerians to suffer the[b] same way you are suffering.[/b]

You do realize you do not know how how write properly dont you? same way Im sufferin'? lol.lol. I got 24 hr electricity, do u? I can walk into any hospital and get the best health care can u? I can travel a distance of 300 miles in 3-4 hrs, can u? in travelling that distance, aint no cops gonna stop me for bribes, nobody's gonna jump out the bushes to rob me, and if my car should break down I'll get immediate assistance from AAA. Can u boast of the same in that S.hi.t hole u call a country? No? alright then

maxtop:
@ poster, i am not blind and i can read inbetween the lines very well. US has been in disarray in the past, where have you been then ? You can as well write your name on the[b] gold plague[/b] by fighting for humanity irrespective of your nationality. Like i said ealier i am expecting a lot from you or perhaps you can tell my fellow nairalanders a course you have championed !!! Ciao.

I think I'd rather write my name on Gold PLAQUE, instead of on a gold plague. what do u think?

bk_baybe99:
Lemme take a wild guess what Nigerian tribe got the most people in China, thats what they hate yall so much cus this tribe has gone there to wreck havoc with they greed and shady character; Nah I'm just joking lol. lol.lol

N.I.Gboi:
go check yourself man. how will Nigeria have the most people in china? keep the joke to yourself cos it ain't funny. there is no place that you would go to that you won't find Nigerians in there numbers. We just can't help it. i guess the Nigerians there are gradually taking over.

But why be an illegal immigrant on a place when u can stay in Naija?

Jesus, can u read at all? at times I wonder if Nigeria's problem is not just as a result of the vast illiteracy amongst its people. when did I say Nigerians make up the most people in China? wow.

Lemme take a wild guess what Nigerian tribe got the most people in China, thats what they hate yall so much cus this tribe has gone there to wreck havoc with they greed and shady character; Nah I'm just joking lol. lol.lol

@maxtop, I'm sure u aint blind,and u can read properly. Since ure none of the above, here goes, I owe allegiance to The United States of America; so, where u expecting me to 'lead' u to?

Has anyone one here ever read the book 'Animal Farm',this is exactly how the plot unfolds. Sad thing is,if we're to follow the book, it menas Nigerians will be enslaved by her leaders foreva!