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RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Insult Their Toasters? by bkbaybe99: 3:11am On Jan 12, 2010
Wow! Now I knw why the Nigerian gals out here be actin all crazy and aggressive like;sorta like rabid raccoons!lol.now I knw why The Amaka acts the way she do. I used to be like "how can a ho be on her period all year round?".lol!lol. Damn, someone tried to get in on my Chiogo?lol.sorry babes,next time I'll be there to protect you!
PoliticsRe: Tiger Woods, Abdul-mutallib, And Harry Reid! by bkbaybe99(op): 1:14am On Jan 12, 2010
@bibiking; I DONT REPLY TO PEOPLE STARVING IN AFRICA!!!
PoliticsRe: Tiger Woods, Abdul-mutallib, And Harry Reid! by bkbaybe99(op): 12:58am On Jan 12, 2010
Ah mental-gong!!! i thot they said u got killed in a bomblast!!! bas.ta.rd
PoliticsTiger Woods, Abdul-mutallib, And Harry Reid! by bkbaybe99(op): 12:00am On Jan 12, 2010
It was just reported on CNN that the FBI is investigating the connection between the above mentioned 3 individuals and why they recently sent gifts to one another. It was reported that Tiger Woods sent a set of Golf clubs, Gillete shaving cream, and a pair Nike golf shoes to Abdul Muttalib, a source working at the Federal Prison in Milan,Michigan (who refuses to be named). The source confirmed that the golf clubs, accompanied by a 'Thank You' card, were received in the mail and addressed to the underwear bomber. The card is said to have had the hand written words 'Thanx for taking all of the attention'. Confounded prison officials are still not able to discern what the baby faced, and facially hairless, bomber will do with the shaving cream. It has however been reported that he has suggested that prison official give it to his mentor Khalid Sheikh Mohammed as a token of appreciation on the loss of his nuts. Prison officials say they agreed to deliver his gift to KSM. A note was also said to have been scribbled on a piece of toilet paper, by Abdul-Muttalib, and addressed to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, asking the question "Now that I do not have a di.c.k what am I supposed to do with the 7000 virgins whenever I get in contact with them?"(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Khalid_Sheikh_Mohammed_image_widely_published_in_September_2009_-a.jpg)

Furthermore, CNN, has also just reported that Abdul Muttalib sent a 'thank you' to Sen.Harry Reid (D. NEVADA). Your guess is as good as mine why this was done.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Canada Or London Which Is Better? by bkbaybe99: 8:35pm On Jan 11, 2010
Like comparing North America to Africa! Canada Is waaaay better!I think. Never been to London but heard its kinda wack out there
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Guy Gets Back At Girlfriend by bkbaybe99: 8:28pm On Jan 11, 2010
Sorry I don't do white chics.lol. I still luv u tho!!!
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Guy Gets Back At Girlfriend by bkbaybe99: 7:11pm On Jan 11, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAH. i just seen the video. lol. Nice a.s.s, donkey face, cheap (probably smelly weave), but, a step in the right direction for the african p.o.rn industry. lol. lmfao!!!! But, what was up with all that hair in her Pu, ss.y?!?! At first, I thot duke was FCU.kn her weave, I was like 'This dude is a cold freak', only to realize it was her toosh. lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: REPORT: President Yaradua Is Dead? by bkbaybe99: 6:33pm On Jan 11, 2010
Its on CNN!!! Its on CNN!!! Tupac, Elvis, Yar Adua, and Bigfoot seen taking a stroll on Santa Monica Blvd!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Propose Your Nairaland Crush Here by bkbaybe99: 3:24pm On Jan 11, 2010
Oyinda, Abekeade, Thoniaslim, chiogo(even tho I only ever seen her finger)
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Guy Gets Back At Girlfriend by bkbaybe99: 3:17pm On Jan 11, 2010
Hahhaahahaha! I gotta see this once I get next to a computer!lol.hahahahaha. Michelin, u wanna be a character in the movie I'm making 'Michelin does the whole of Milan'?
Nairaland GeneralRe: test by bkbaybe99: 12:07am On Jan 11, 2010
Maybe u should move to Canada, its beautiful out there
RomanceRe: 9ja Girls Are Really Getting On My Last Nerve by bkbaybe99: 11:57pm On Jan 10, 2010
@ poster, mayb she got pissd that ur written english sucks major a.s.sz!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Whch Girl On Nairaland Has The Best Personality? by bkbaybe99: 11:38pm On Jan 10, 2010
Platinum who? Yeah,ok! That chic that comes on here drops somethn sneaky or divisive then bounces. Or the one that got scammed into believing a dude that was clearly in africa lived in LA?! Puhleeeaazee!
PoliticsRe: Us Senate Invites Mutallab's Father by bkbaybe99: 11:28pm On Jan 10, 2010
Yall eva seen 'The Godfather' movies? Or any other mafia movie for that matter? U seen the scenes where the Senate committees 'politely' invite mafia associates to a hearing, only to systematically destroy the invitee by asking him incriminating questions that will send him to the gallows for life?! Remember those scenes don't ya? Exactly! Mutallab snr would be best advised to stay home until after the trial. If his son gets 20-30 yrs or less, honor the invite. If he gets life send a letter to Sen.John Kerry politely telling him where to stick his head. His son Fc.ked up, but blood is still blood!
PoliticsRe: Donald Duke Blames Jonathan For Weakness! by bkbaybe99: 10:52pm On Jan 10, 2010
Hahahahaha!I laugh in Brooklyn gangsta slangs! Lol. Is it just me, or do I KNOW that a bucha monkeys, zebras, and billy goats chosen from the Bronx zoo would do a better job ruling that shi.t hole yall call a country!lol. I say the United States invades and takes over that disappointment of a nation. Furthermore, I suggest the U.S, to show u guys how inept you are in the art of governance, selects ex members of the Crips, Bloods, Nietas, Latin Kings and Queens, Vice Lords, Baby Gangstas, Rolling Sixes ect as administrators ova that hell hole?my point? My point is uneducated ex cons,former drug dealers, pimps and murderers, will do a better job in running and developing that rat abode than ur present crop of 'politicians'!!! Yeah, g'ahead insult me, but I'm not the one from the land of the invinsible president.lol.losers!
PoliticsRe: Why Are Nigerians Such Big Cowards? by bkbaybe99(op): 10:50am On Jan 10, 2010
@Choco5, do u deserve a reply?! Nah, its 2010, I left my 'reply a fo.ol' phone at home, wait till I get it! @edoyad, I got absolutely no biz in whether Nigeria crashes or burns, u dig? Ok, would u fight for my country? Ok, I rest my case!
PoliticsRe: Why Are Nigerians Such Big Cowards? by bkbaybe99(op): 10:06am On Jan 10, 2010
Sorry edoyad, I aint never gone fight for Nigeria, not even as a paid mercenary. Got no reason to? Why should I my loyalty lies wit the good ol U.S of A. And even then, I believe my loyalty lies with east new york (not even the whole of brooklyn; talk less of New York city. Don't even waste time metioning New York State) as I don't think I'd fight for the United States unless absolutely neccessary. But, don't worry edoyad, pray hard to God and he'll come down from heaven to smack the politicians in the face and get u out the hell they got yall in.
PoliticsRe: Why Are Nigerians Such Big Cowards? by bkbaybe99(op): 9:12am On Jan 10, 2010
@invincible; when u argue, u shouldn't pick just what u want: I guess u can do that tho if u wanna hoodwink the jury and are bent on 'winning' the discussion (mistakening it for an argument)! U mentioned that the citizens of liberia, cuba and co aren't better off, but, u conveniently failed to mention Thailand, France, and The Phillipines for taking their destiny into their hands!u don't want a revolution but u want change?! I laugh in 10 differnt brooklyn slangs! What u think is gone happen, The politicians will wake up one day and say to themselves 'oh, u knw, we stolen enough let's stop'.lol
PoliticsRe: Why Are Nigerians Such Big Cowards? by bkbaybe99(op): 9:04am On Jan 10, 2010
Hahahahha. Ask ojukwu! Lol. What has ojukwu done to u?! Lol. I love that quote about the compound of the coward and the brave tho.lol
PoliticsRe: Us Senate Invites Mutallab's Father by bkbaybe99: 9:02am On Jan 10, 2010
Well the proper thing to do will be to decline the invitation. He is still in shock, he is in sorrow, he is about to lose his son to the penal system (even if his son is given 20 years, which is the best he can hope for) the man is 70 yrs old, he'll never see his son again!!! Aside from that, any statements he makes to the committee might turn out to be inflamotory, incriminating (against his son), and might turn out to work against his son when his lawyers are negotiating his plea! Itd best he stays away until after his son's sentence. I believe he'll probably get 20-30 years cus if u listen closely to the networks,even fox, (compared to,say,the Richard Reid period) everyone seems to be sympathizing with the mutallib kid. I guess they all astounded as to why a kid that had the whole world would decide to ignite his own nuts becus of some arabs that don't give half a fc.uk about him. Bottomline Mr Muttalib Snr, do urself some good and stay away form the committee; at least for now!
PoliticsWhy Are Nigerians Such Big Cowards? by bkbaybe99(op): 8:38am On Jan 10, 2010
First off, I don't have to introduce myself to those that already know me on here. I know some insults are coming and I'm braced,I aint really worried cus those that know definitely know that I'm writing this out of concern and love that I got for the people of that 'could be' great nation called Nigeria. It baffles me that the populace could be taken for a ride and like a buncha hypnotized monkeys just sit there and don't do nothing to change their destiny. Those that are familiar with what led to uprisings in Liberia, Sierra Leone, Ivory Coast, Dominican Republic (under Trujillo), Cuba (causing the rise of Castro), and as recently as The Phillipines, Thailand,and other spots around the world, knw that the nations above did not endure close to what Nigerians have endured before tearing they nation to bits asking for change. Every weekend, I hear my dad and his crew of living room gangstas scream to the high heavens about all that is wrong with Nigeria while none of them plan to go back to take action!!! I asked a friend of my dads,last weekend,why he didn't go back to try to effect some change if he so passionately believed in his rants. He looked at me like I had asked him to go into a boxing ring with the devil himself! His retort?'Why don't you go fight for them, you're young,they waiting for you. Why should I go fight for them?'. And mind you he wasn't joking, he meant it (I could tell cus he had that mad/evil look in his face). What's my biz with Nigeria? Why should I fight for her? Why can't her citizens pick up the gauntlet and chase the corrupt elite from power a la the french revolution? Why are Nigerians scared to lay they lives down for the good of the future? What are Nigerians scared of? Why are Nigerians cowardly?!
PoliticsRe: America Takes Over Nigeria (my Dream) by bkbaybe99: 8:13am On Jan 10, 2010
So if the U.S takes ova Nigeria, it will be imprinted in sand that I am ur master and a higher specie than you?! Lol. Let's get this crackn! I mean, yeah, I know we better than u guys right now, and always will be, but when we istitute 'civilized' slavery, it'll be official. Please, bow down and say hi to ur king!

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