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For ur own sake I sincerely hope u aint in the United States!!!

CILondon:
Wow, its true what they say about Nigerian men, they really are violent aggressive and abusive. You've just proved it. No wonder the whole world hates Nigeerian men.

P/S
it wasn't a Nigerian WOMAN who took a bomb device onto a plane, was it? You'd never catch a Nigerian woman doing something as horrible as that. Sometimes I wonder what Nigerian women ever did to deserve scum like Nigerian men. It's not fair on us!

below are examples of your  oh, so innocent, non violent nigerian women:

http://www.justice.gov/dea/pubs/pressrel/pr961011.htm

http://afrora.com/index.php?id=265758&cursor=0&blogs=0&sort=tv&loc=en_US

http://bossip.com/115505/wth-nigerian-woman-chopped-off-boys-head-pictured-evidence/

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/01/07/jealous-wife-fatally-stabs-husband-over-dinnertime-phone-call/


http://www.africamasterweb.com/AdSense/NigerianKillsBoyfriend.html


with women like this, why should i be scared if im in a relationship with medusa?

Dead beat country, please pay up! Don't turn our country into your 5th world pi.s.s-hole!we depend on our taxes here! And no, u can't bribe the IRS, st.u.p.-id!!!

nuzo:
Given the past and present history of the three major Nigerian ethnic groups living in Nigeria, it is most ignorant to conclude that the cowardice and continued silence in the face of tyranny in Nigeria has nothing to do with Biafra.

I undastand, but this is meant to be in the context, and propogate the advantage of, 'ONE, UNITED, NIGERIA' , no secessionist ideas are welcomed. I appreciate you abiding by this rule, thank you.

ubandire:
please where's this poster's country of origin?

could u please gimme a couple reasons why that is important?

@Bawomolo, how has it turned into male v female? People arent allowed to argue anymore? Michey is wifie, please stay out of our problem. Thanx in advance


ps: @ bawomolo, besides, I asked you to hook me up with the chic in ur pic if she aint your chic u aint reply yet? no digits, no comments to his highness, u dig?

If you know how to read, and more than that, comprehend, you will realize that that was a statement I made in my mind in response to my dad's friends question asking why I aint go fight on yalls behalf; u get it now miss smarty pants?!?!?

michelin89:
So why the hell did you create this thread?

^^^^ as usual, the m.o.r.on picks just one thing and decides thats the crux of the whole discussion^^^

Keduc
@poster; There are Nigerians and there are Biafrans, am sure your topic refers to the former, why the current mess?? cos till generations to come, yoruba will never be trusted (bow your ewedu heads in shame). Biafra was necessitated by grave massacres -- we talking train loads full of the bodies of our dead brothers.
It may come to that again, and we will give our last breath, the only reason we shall take up arms is to preserve what is left of our race on the face of this earth, the nigerdelta is being despoiled dead just like the nigerian soldiers did our women in the war, but the despoil will end someday, then shall the caliphate turn its eyes on your ewedu heads, and how dare you cry for help? understand that yar'adead is caliphate, PDP is their nollywood, usman fodio's goal was to extend the caliphate to the atlantic, open your eyes yoruba, they're almost there.



thanx but I'd appreciate if we stay away from Biafra on this on as it has no bearing with the topic at hand.

Onwan:
yep - illiterate (Stillwater, to answer your question)

So poster, go and rot in hell. Yaradua or no yaradua, I dont give a Zap; That Muttalab guy should have blown those idiots to Oyakhilome's Bliss for all I care,

BUT for you POSTER - I Pray the revolution you hope for Nigeria will happen in your home AND Family, Amen.

Onwan:
If you want to "fight" the "injustice" start from yourself!, lets see you as an example. BUT don't get all up in that your "revolution" thinking, you sound so illiterate.

You know, with the way you keep ranting, threathning, and insulting the President of The United States on every thread you follow me on, Im beginning to think u have something dangerous in mind against our president. I have a mind to note your IP addy and forward it to The Department of Homeland Security so you can get checked out; and trust me they'll gladly do it. So, please, for the last time, stay away from me!!! I dont know u, but u keep coming at me sideways. I'm sure they'd like to know how u got a visa to come here, how you know the president is a coke head, and why his 'alleged' coke addiction makes u so upset!

Onwan:
Typical writing of a man who suddenly realises he is a failure and has lost direction

Again, I dont know u. This is ur LAST CHANCE!!!!

N.I.Gboi:
@poster- if u call Nigerians cowards, then u are a bigger one!
@ikengawo - why don't u shoot them urself?

I won't call Nigerians cowards, its just that most Nigerians don't believe in Nigerians don't believe in Nigeria anymore.

Why would I wanna shoot anyone in Nigeria? My govt provides me with the best life can offer. Healthcare, education, security, transportation ect? I know where my president is even when he's on vacation ; can u say the same for urs? How am I a 'bigger' coward?!?!?

shilling:
Finally, someone thinks like me. I totally understand where you're coming from cos whenever I'm in Nigeria I always hear pple complaining about how Nigeria sucks and how no good will ever come out from our country. It's funny how they complain about how awful it is and at the same time, they're not doing anything about changing the situation of things, still as corrupt as ever, not changing their work ethics and stop complaining sooo much.

I think we can all do our own best to change Nigeria, so this year I've decided to think positively, and not complain so much cos murmuring doesn't solve anything. I guess if we all did a little bit to change Nigeria (living in NG or not), Nigeria will probably/hopefully get better this decade.

@ bk_baybe99: J[b]ust wondering, what are you doing to be a "better" Nigerian?[/b] If you've already answered that, sorry. Haven't read all the posts yet.

Well, I gotta become a Nigerian first before I become a 'better' Nigerian. What u think?

Now this is what Iim talking about. Take back ur country from those thieving monkeys. Its looks like the turn out was small, but, just watch them do this once a week for two months and watch the country become ungovernable for the elite. most of them will scramble once they get the hint that they time is up. all they (the protesters) need now is momentum. bit by bit they gone make they country great again if they got the will. its lil by lil. Con paciencia y saliva, un elefante se tiro a una hormiga. you'll see.

kcibe:
This was a good one that needed some teaching,explanations to the writer but so many people instaed of giving LECTURES are busy causing, BAD.To the poster;the reasons are many;
1.the people that can effect these changes are not rich enough to carry it out.This is a very expensive project.The people that can do  it are enjoying the riches of ill-gotten money.
2.The great betrayal of the Ibo would make anybody think twice before adventuring to such a project again.
The changes are coming but very gradual.i visited Lagos [oshodi and other places] i saw the difference when compared to 5years ago when i left nig.This is a one-man army.We are gradually moving towards an improved Nigeria--cos the era of massive rigging of election is at sight.When true leathers emerge will will be better.
3.Those that stole our money in mils and bils doesn't teach their children that there can be a better life for the populace.some of us that struggled and are in G8 countries are really learning very fast and will soon make an impact in nigeria.Belive me the generation of your dad[poster]are those that came to abroad with a looting treasury from their father ,grand father or any other family members.They don't care for changes

thanx a lot for your 'input'. if i can call it that. great betrayal of what ibo? please lets not go there as that is not what i'm suggesting. u notice that, thankfully, almost everyone that has contributed to this piece, has refused to say anything relating to the civil war as it has no bearing in this instance.

Belive me the generation of your dad[poster]are those that came to abroad with a looting treasury from their father ,grand father or any other family members.They don't care for changes
[quote][/quote]really, u think? he came here on looted funds? his generation?!! wow!!! thanx a lot once again. maybe I should put you on the phone with him so you can share experiences, and he can tell you how he so did not come to this country on looted funds,. once again, thanx for nothing!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH. I just seen the highlights of the game, yall team sucks!!!! A buncha slow, fat, overaged, fc.u.k.ss. lol. yall soccer team gone get slaughtered in the world cup. Having the Broncos represent yall would have been a better alternative.suckas!!! Nothing works in that d.a.mn country!!!lol

Mentalgong, no matter how hard u try I"ll neva let u suck my D*-ick , u gay! Get off my nuts!

^^^^sorry mo.r.on, I'm NOT Nigerian^^^^^

Onwan:
Rachel can blab all she wants;

1. We are not the ones with full body scanners at airports
2. We are not the ones that 75% of the whole world wants to blow up
3. We are not the ones with Earthquakes
4. We are not the ones with Gay marriages
5. Watch COPS - we are not the ones with cocaine/crack in 99% of the cars stopped on ANY highway OR Street
6. We are not the ones with the greatest money scam in history
7. We are not the ones soon to become a police state
8. We are not the ones experiencing professionals, even CNN newscasters running to Aljazera, PressTV, etc - moving to China, India and the middle east to stay
9. We are not the ones threatened by India and China's economic blow-out

She can go suck lemons for all I care

youre right Onwan 'the sick in the head m.o.ron' !!!! youre right about all the above, but what about these below:

1. You are the ones that are now seen as terrorists; You alone own that distinction in the whole of Africa (and dont u dare mention Somalia , as.z.hol.e)
2. You are the only 'democracy' on earth that cant account for the whereabouts of her president.
3. Most likely the signature of your president was forged to pass your last budget.
4. You celebrate corruption in your country and treat it with a slap on the wrist because, well, you guys are morally bankrupt.
5. You will be subject to anal probes anytime you try to enter any country that is made up of predominantly white people.
6. Your constitution is not obeyed, the vice-president is being forced to resign because he's not from a certain tribe.
7. Soccer is more important than the economy in that sh.i.it hole you call a country.
8. Your citizens are cowards that cant stand up for their rights.
9. Did I mention that you guys are corrupt as hell?

Yeah, she'll suck on lemons alright!!!! loser!



You ungrateful monkey, we save you from your poverty stricken jungle, but what is the thanxs we get? Insulting our president as a drug induced junkie!!! Well, I guess I'd rather have a president on coke than one on life-support!!! How the hell u get a visa to come here bas.t,a,rd!!!

@Onwan, u knw u sound like a mo.r.on ,right? your govt policies helped 'who' get access to the internet? Me? Really? your inept govt has all a sudden turned NASA? The Pentagon? UMASS? U get mad at me, yes, I say it again yall a buncha cowards! I mean look at your silly alternative to all the problems enveloping the good people of that terrible nation; 'go to church'! Go to church?! Are u effing kidding me u brain dead Im.becile?lol. Church? Those thieves yall got in power will steal the cross off of Jesus' back had they been around for his crucifixion. They wouldn't have hesitated to steal the nails off his hand and feet. Let's not even say what they'd have done with the crown of thorns!freakn pilfering monkeys! People like u are why they are emboldnd, becus they knw they rule over a bunch of cowards that have been indoctrinated and brainwashed into believing that suffering is ok and that Jesus always comes down from wherever he is to chastize crooked politicians.lol. Church! Dude, YOU FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS!!! Your rights will NEVER be 'handed' ova to u! Its that way in all societies. You fight for it then the govt earns your respect, knowing that if it misbehaves the 'people' are around the corner to boot it out. Lemme tell u something pastor; your Goodluck Jonathan guy won't be any better, u knw why? He's part of the cabal and knows that Nigerians never demand their rights. So, he'll come in and do just like his predecessor! You insult me, where's ur president been the last month and a half? lol. a country with the invisible man as president and you got the nerve to talk ish to me?!?! lol. Cowards, stand up and fight!!!

Why do I always get the impression that the Nigerians living in Nigeria, as a result of growing up in poverty, have been indoctrinated to think suffering is ok, and have thus gone crazy. First ogidi boy, then this remii of a character praisng yar adua, a 'thing' even my daughter knws is not fit to be a gas station attendant to talk less of beign leader of a country like Nigeria! To paraphrase FL Gators both of yall 'Are you okay?'

Wut u mean too long? This ish was funny as f.c.*uk! I didn't understand some of the Nigerian slangs so I had someone translate it for me.hahahhahaha. Funny. Knockout! Bisco! Lol. Aje butter. Shebi! Lol.hahahaha. Even your father can't go close to u! Hahahhaha. Farouk,I gotta be real withca, u done f*.cuked up kid

I'd like to know why he didn't go in the bathroom, or at least take off his underwear before lighting it on fire. Now poor lil farouk is dickless and nutless!

Of course it can work. But, first things first; u wanna see how she look so u won't be disappointed when u see her. At least, make sure yall physically compartiblean from there anything goes.

From wut I. Understand this Ibori is ibo. The Attorney General of Nigeria is ibo (I think) yet they are the biggest praise singers of your invinsible president! All I'm saying is in the future do not twist the truth and blame the yorubas for one of you's (jonathan) inability to pick up the presidency as your lot are the ones presently working feverishly against him!!!

lagerwhenindoubt:
like most posters will agree,  S.hit happens everyday in Naija.

1: Question a car driving against traffic (for no reason obviously) and you will surely get 2-3 hot slaps and a boot to the nuts (if it is in the morning)
2: Wear a fashion clothing with green or desert camouflage design (you will surely get beaten to a vegetable pulp)
3: Make a soldier repeat a question no matter how silly (You will get beaten until you answer the question,  no matter how silly)
4: Walk up to a girl on the street and ask for her number,  you will be visited by her military boy-friends who will polish the caps of their boots on your chin

When you encounter a Military personnel in plain-clothes or uniform,  always assume the position (regardless of your position) cower like a rain-beaten dog in the cold and sputter,  sorry Sir! Yes Sir! I am sooo sorry,  leaning downwards and covering your face with one hand and your t.esticles with the other.

If you cannot recognize a military personnel in plain clothes, here are some tips,  they will most likely be
1: low-cut and clean-shaven with bloodshot eyes
2: low-cut and clean-shaven with clear eyes but an impatient look (like he is late for a parade)
3: they will have supreme confidence to call you with one finger (this is your cue act like a rain-beaten dog)

Friendly advise,  never, ever mess with a Military personnel (Male or Female),  always beg when you realize your folly (attempt at fighting for your civil rights,  it always fails)

lol.hahahahahahhahaha. lol. i almost had a fit from laughing so hard. lol. i hear my dad and his friends talk about stuff like this all the time.lol. I know I aint going to Nigeria anytime soon cus I'll probably get killed out there. Imagine some military dude touching me, I'ma swing back at him thinking Im back in the states, then I'll get my head kicked in or they'll justt shoot me. eff that, I'll just stay here and try to dodge gang wars, at least I know if I dont go to they part of town or disrespect they colors aint nobod gone try to shoot me.lol

I hear Turkmenistan is giving out free citizenship!!!!lolol

And they Beg for money with the same mouth they be using to spew they venom!!!!! Why they be begging so much?

Geez professor symbian03, u thnk noone knew he meant UK as a whole?! Anyways back to topic, Canada got good food, beautiful women, affordable housing, nice nite life, the best stip clubs, friendly people, free healthcare, and most importantly not a lotta Nigerian gals live out there!

Nigerian Civil War part ii coming to a theatre near you!!!

Pathetic a.z.z Nigerians! Look at yall,slow as ever! "The presenter is dissing the Northerners". Yes indeed! Just like the whole of America is blaming the Northerners for the crotch bomber's follies!lol. Foolish mortals!