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London Guy: tpia@:...sweery, when waz the last time anyone dated u?..can we discuss?

@can we discuss

*Laffing out loud*

Romance section is d biggest gathering of madmen on NL.

#fvck it my rib jst cracked

Erm..op, do u think she cld be his sister? Cousin? Friend? Btw how does ur gf play wit u?...if u play at all

[quote author=val_dee]Op, stop wearing dark glasses in the house, it clouds your reasoning.[/quote]Rotfl

Bro, get dat job first. And make sure it pays well. Time will show u how empty they are

#u'll soon see a thread 'a willing punny needs advice on how to keep a 23yrs old virgin'

It is now a FACT: For a relationship, someone has to be d cheat.

If she catches u but forgives, she doesn't cheat. But...
If she catches u & screams blue murder, u knw d rest

#If anybody asks u, tell them bknight says so.

Feminism Vs Male Chauvinism.

#Western war fought & discussed on african soil.

#looking for a good girl in d local ashana joint

Some girls can be heartless o...

#how can one expect to own d whole of d guy all dat money, dcck, handsomeness etc they shld learn to share with their fellow girls haba! Dats greed & god doesn't like dat

I'll pay to get sole rights to sell tickets and issue gate pass to our rrape clients and ensure an unending flow of tireless rapists

190: I fell inside Gutter while Looking at nyash

born2fuck

I jst fell off my chair rotflmao!

U can't stop an average girl from anything dat is trending.

U tell a girl, dnt open ur legs b4 marriage. She hears it all d time & understands its consequencies, but for wia?!

GEJ is not a leader. He is simply a manager with his source of influence, sanctions and role continuance provided for by solely d constitution. Perhaps, some know what I mean

They hv not exaggerated anything here. Simply truths.

The onus is nigerians for a change of this reputation.

Rossikk: What's wrong with his nose? What are you, some cotton picking self hating plantation slave or something? What's next? He should go bleach his skin too? Thick skull fool.

Rossikk take it easy. its obvious u hv a personal interest in defending Jonathan as a person. If someone yabs his nose, I dnt expect u to take dat personal.
If u want to defend d 'president' and see to it dat d office is not rubbished by ur fellow citizens then that's patriotic. If u defend d administration's moves, its understandable but why get so personal like they jst insulted a family member?

@topic: I personally know conditions of d roads are getting better off than used to be but there isn't enough still to get excited abt. I personally see some good stuff GEJ is doing but seems like his negatives supersedes his positives.

This is disgusting to read. It irritates to hear a graduate doing these.

What kind of low-life graduates are those? If every man has a price, sweeping compound/washing car is d price a graduate is willing to pay? Why not start ur own car wash and let him employ ur services than reporting to his house every morning as house-boy.

Some graduates dey shame me.

If u'r good wit conspiracy theory maybe u'd connect dots to buttress d fact that truly "he's behind BH'.

What this 2015 will cause eh

Gbawe: Thieves now even bring the fines to court in their Babariga so they can pay the paltry amount on the spot and be done with the "nuisance" the whole charade represents to them. Do we not see how fuel subsidy scam suspects are always 'swaggering' and laughing wildly in Court as if it is Nigeria on trial and not them.

Rotflmaa!

As much as there's wide spread corruption in Nigeria, I shiit on all these foreign reports

Billyonaire: ...Approve this Bill without delays, Oh my Legislooters.

So ur ever amiable 'lootless' president sends stiffer penalties bill for corrupt pension officials to the chief looters to approve as a selfless clamp-down on corruption, ba?

Good. Very Good Move Mr President

Oga Kamanda why not open a thread for that

You mistake d meaning of 'developed'

Abamieda Fela Anikulapo Kuti.

He'd probably be inured to mediocrity, praying to God that the whites will wake up one morning and denounce apartheid. He'd be used to d phrase "it is well" or looking for how to 'make it' instead of going to suffering in jail. Or perhaps jst fly abroad to live, work and write on topical issues in d polity from a private jet...but wait a minute: but d way he licked d west's ass is a typical nigerian nau

#What a shame!

Gentle Naaz: cheeeehhh... Am looooossssttttt

Read 10 Signs You Are Not Lost...and u'd be found

Did he write this from his ghana home?

Hmmm...tips dat help dumbasses know when they're not in love

fkaz: You know join DINO?

yeah...but too rascally

Direct opposite reason why I didn't include Sam Adeyemi

Robert Greene generously used him in many explanations in his book "48 laws of power". The sleek count

Just one question:

Buhari why did u shed that obvious crocodile tears?

Dribbling d maradona style