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Shollypopz: ...You should be happy u HV a jewel, do u know how many men will kill for what you have??

Excuse me, you say wetin?..

Good words frm Richfella though

Na part-time job? If na part-time job endure since you get paid elsewhere but if na full-time job?..

[quote author=Harvard-Grad]...babysitting a 27 year old virgin is extremely frustrating. I wan resign abeg.[/quote]
Rotflmho!!!

In other words, your going ahead means you are fully aware of the consequences of ur actions & implications. So why not. Go ahead and have fun while it lasts. Goodluck!

Only strong men see signs of danger and go ahead against all odds. I doff my fed!

Pain is love.

Funny, some men love ladies with domineering characters. How I hate those gay azzz niccaz!

Op, nothing wrong but hope he doesn't beat you though. And make sure you differentiate guyz who u like from those exhibiting insecurity.

If the guy isn't domineering among his male peer & can't face a fellow guy in a face-off but acts all domineering and aggressive towards a weaker you? Naah! That's a biitch azzz niggah

Rossikk: I'm ready for religious war. Let any fool come in here with their Christian nonsense and I'll show them something today. Rubbish. Do you see any traditionalist attacking Christians for their beliefs? Never. But when a traditionalist does his thing, these colonised pea brains will come out of the woodwork, hurling insults against them. I'm waiting! Animals.

Rossikk has chosen & is battle ready! The battle cry has sounded. Any match?

This thread will produce:
1. political war,
2. religious war and
3. tribal war.
Subscribe to ur choice.

I know for certain there are Nigerians in that country...but will they leave?

chymystique: if 2face leaves dis earth.... Annie, shld beta shine her eyes ooo

The mentality that destroy familieS that could have otherwise done well in togetherness and oneness...but these mothers...

slimghost: The same way Achebe wrote about your otapiapia loving sage. Since you guys don't love it, go get yourselves some otapiapia.

Fellow Nigerian, what exactly are you talking about?

I believe Sam Omatseye is not from the 'otapiapia' loving sage, have I told you I am of this sage you talk about?

Wooow!!! I just heard a track from Mode-9!!! Badboi baller is d track!

Really kool stuff, really. No bias...nice come back mode, it'll be a hit. Mi likey

Chinua Achebe wrote 'There Was A Country' abt a subject matter and told critics to go write theirs if they didn't like what he wrote.

Sam Omatseye has written his own opinion abt a subject matter, critics go and write ur own if you don't like his :p

No Love Lost
#Shikena!

fellis: 30. Humans shed and regrow outer skin every 27 days.

are they cold blooded snakes & lizards?

I so love dat guy. But well, he needs the bucks so let him give it a try and probably put in one or two for those missing d old ways.

Guys chill! GEJ is on top of his game

...like yobo

Mehn!..fvck that niggah

iLUMeN8: The feeling is mutual.

for ur mind abi

goldfish80: Arab money can do all things, I tell ya

I swear!

Darray: Crassus:''Greed is, but a word the jealous inflicted on the ambitious''. Can u beat that?

Bro dat line caught me, I had to pause it there to write dat line. Verbatim goes thus:
"Greed is but a word the jealous man inflicts upon the ambitious"

Crassus goes on, thus:
"Each believes himself a hero, the other a villain. Only history will tell which one of them is wrong"

Spartacus is a collector's item.

tunde1200: ...It was like I forced her to do it at times to go to clubs with...

Bro, I think its time u let us in into ur own personality first. The problem may be you!

What reasons has her mother given her?

When it come to marriage and a girl's mother is against d marriage, u indeed should be careful.

Find out the reasons why and reconcile differences if possible. Here, clear headed thinking/logical reasoning is a better tool than 'I love her'.

Btw, dis thread shld b at 'romance' not 'dating & meet up zone', I think.

tunde1200: ...But anytime I’m washing blue films I called her attentions to it, and I found out that she as no feeling from the blue films at all.

Can a wife be any dumber?

Well, know ur BP & decide if u can cope. I'd prefer u leave on d grounds of how dumb she is. Such nasty texts & she cldnt delete after sending such? Even if d phone has lock.

#assumingitsreal

lounge bars.

[quote author=gerald09 ]...Nigeria: A place where tins literary neva works as planned.[/quote]Sorry o...but everytime I read/hear something like this, even without saying anything I have a reserved 'FCK YOU' automatically generated

[quote author=Mynd_44]He can always wear them na[/quote]Lol!

Does d doctor here on nairaland tell u if u're pregnant? Or perhaps tell u what sex d foetus is?

Let a test advise you.

Abrantie: That Kim Jong Un looks like he should rather be playing Call Of Duty on his X-Box (or NK-Box).

Lol!

Morgan1092: 5 tips in wooing a 9ja lady.
1. Giv ha money,
2. Giv ha anoda money,
3. Re u a learner? C'mon giv ha anoda money,
4. Buy ha iphone,
5. Tek ha out & den giv ha anoda money.
Now she is all urs

U must be a learner

blessedmayor: [b]

5. Tease women. One of the easiest ways to take a conversation to a fun and flirty level is to begin to tease women...

6. Get intimate with her. Women are turned on by men who are not afraid to take a conversation to a personal, intimate level.

7. ...Tell her what you observe about her.

11. Don’t hide your identity. Don’t be afraid to talk about whatever you’re passionate about.

13. Say something that lets her know that you view her in a “sexual” way. If you don’t, you run the risk of winding up in the “friend zone”.

How do u reconcile the above with..

blessedmayor: 12. Never compliment her on her eyes, looks, or body

Nice tips. but perhaps, we need a badboy to rewrite them.

Rotflmho!

...& to think I actually believed that ridiculous story? because they never really appeared on international scene.

*when d ball is shot at goal, it turns to a lion's head (which only d keeper sees) and d keeper runs and leave d post. Sick story! best for nollywood.