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Wat did I miss abt u? Ur funny jokes...even d dry ones sounded funny to me

Dyt: Didn't know u still loved me

...as always. It doesn't die

babyosisi: Forgive me but I had to lol
Is this a joke?
This is obviously an Igbo lady and Yoruba husband couple
The Igbo names na helele
The parents of the woman are prophesying on the heads of their grand kids


In the first boy Nwanzemefuna meaning my little titled man shall not be lost
The second one ogomegbunam means let my inlaw not kill me ...... Rofl
By the third child,I guess they are a little more relaxed.Chiazo is a fine name meaning God saves

The girl is named ofunne asserting their daughter's position. Ofunne means one mother

I prefer names I can relate with to those I don't knw their meanings nor know if they even hv meanings at all.

Ogo'm here is more like 'my mercy' not 'my inlaw'. Quite deep names there tho. No english,french,deutch etc slave names except they bear those as nicknames. All proper documents will show local/roots names.

Indoctrination.

Its not a sin. Maybe a sin against d pastor but not against God.

In a strict catholic rule, after mass, until d father (d procession) enters d sacristy d congregation shld not disperse yet.

mbhs139: I ONCE DATED HER DAUGHTER

Who ask you?

Hoodrat: You cannot destroy slavery by becoming a part of your Master’s cultural incubator." - John Henrik Clarke

Today is African Liberation Day, but why are we celebrating? We are not free yet, we are still slaves and we don't even know it. We are economically, politically and mentally colonized. We export raw materials and agriculture, then we import finished goods just like colonialism. We import most of our products, many big industries are controlled by foreigners. We accept all these foreign aid and loans to make us debt slaves. We rely on foreign contractors to build everything for us. We value everything foreign. We cannot unite, there is tribalism. Global Africans are continually demonized and marginalized everywhere in the world. We don't control our media, so we are represented poorly in the media. We have the worst Human Development Index in the world. Many of us are illiterate and don't live too long. We only speak our colonizers languages such as English, French and Arabic. African nations are now trying to introduce Chinese in classes even though our languages are dying out. We have high maternity deaths, high infancy deaths. Our best doctors and minds move to foreign countries to develop them while our continent deteriorates. This is just like slavery. Most of us don't know our great history, we only know that we were slaves and colonized. African culture, languages, religions, clothes and names are dying. We still have self hatred and inferiority complex. We cannot work together. We still fight in proxy wars funded by foreign forces that allow other countries to benefit from our resources. Our resources are still coming from the ground to fund other countries while ours are poor. We are pawns for other country's foreign policy. There are more foreign troops in Africa than during colonialism. AFRICOM is coming to Africa to kick out the Chinese and and secure investments, mines and African resources. But we won't discuss real issues we only discuss things that don't matter like celebrity gossip and European/American sports leagues. And when we discuss real issues people label it as conspiracy theories. We are still neo-colonized and our government is controlled by foreigners. They serve to keep the entire country as permanent cheap labor source, cheap resources and a consumer market. We still have the ICC only putting Africans in jail. These bad International Monetary Fund, World Bank Loans and the World Trade Organization are not serving our interests. The United Nations peace keeping troops do nothing for Africa and actually causing more damage. The colonial Pact makes Francophone African countries slaves to France. So, I am NOT celebrating African Liberation Day. I will not celebrate this until we are free from mental, political, and economic slavery/colonization. We must control our own economies and produce what we consume. Love our own products, services and businesses. Go to tourism in our own countries. Build our own institutions instead of going to other ones. Work together worldwide in Pan Africanism. Working together for the uplift of ourselves.

Pan Africa' leaders and the African Union MUST NOT BE AFRAID to unite as one nation and declare themselves a United States of Africa. Imperialist are not helping any African but rather furthering their own agendas."

Racism denies people's access to life, liberty, to the pursue of happiness, to proper education, to control over their own resources etc.

Son of d soil, may d gods bless u Sir! I am most happy to hv read this piece!

Boy1: Kayode, Nwanzemefuna
Boy2: Biodun, Ogomegbunem
Boy3: Jaiye, Chiazo

Girls: F'eyintola, Ofunne

If u quoted my post, u might want to read it again and then read urs

So much for reading moronic posts

[quote author=big-t]i'm male!! [/quote]

No 9: MISS BIG-T

Hirrahmalson: We also had empty bottles with us and we swore...

Wat kind of bottle were those? Cos u were definitely both high on something...

hmmm...but ideologically, what is pdp abt?

It shld be noted dat this article is most particular abt getting kind hearted nigerians to help d girl out on her predicament to get better treatment and care in india.

The article is filled with sympathy for her. Yes, but certain guys hv taken it upon themselves to help other ladies get into how an average nigerian guy reasons, and instead u'r all hurling insults. Whether brillance9000 spoke what u wanted to hear or otherwise, forums are for different ppl to speak their different minds. No offense, learn where u can. But I guess, until u become a victim.

And one arrogant f was talking how ok it is for a lady to hurt a guy much terribly and shldnt be sober abt it "afterall dem force am spend on her?"

She probably got d bath because she hurt him and didn't feel sober herself. Anyways, almost every comment spoke against d guy's actions.

The article neither gave hints dat she was gold-digging nor gave hints she wasn't.

I'd like to bare a mind:

Truthfully, I had always envied d stand of certain ppl here on nl against d western religions because quietly I sympathize with african religions/culture.

But d stand some of these ppl have taken to boldly say dat its no crime for a man to sell d parts of his dead brothers & sisters to pay a child's school fees is appalling! And sincerely showing us dat african religions may be indeed barbaric and morally bankrupt afterall.

I make an attempt to say a man without emotional attachment to his dead relatives can not have d moral to look for money for school fees by all means. Man is emotional, and as such moral arguments is a path most troll.

a man whose sense of objectivity drives him to put sentiments aside and is sure he isn't doing anything wrong by digging up dead relatives to dis-member their parts for sale to ritualists shld make a bold statement by digging d graves in daylight and argue dat d last time he checked 'selling dead relative parts wasn't a crime': well sir, its now a crime,,, in our unwritten constitution.

Their actions neither makes moral sense nor makes any logical sense. #elementsofpsychiatriccases
Obviously, dat madman only used 'poverty' & 'money for school fees' as d excuses most criminals in developing world use.

attempts to justify these insane actions is insult to sane minds. Cos all I knw is, the bunch of human parts dealers are either insane or they are insane still.
#can someone pls kill those bastards with no love for mankind already and be done with them! We'll blame it on poverty later

We succeeded in abolishing some barbaric punishment dat proved effective against barbaric behaviours but didn't solve d roots of d barbaric problems.

Pls can anyone say why firing squad shld not be prescribed for these handsome young industrious children of mean, morally bankrupt orientation (at least, after a fair trial)?

kentornic: 6.In St. Louis, Missouri, USA, it is illegal for firemen to rescue women who are still in their nightdresses.

*laffing in nigerian stylee*

That is, if fire-service responds before d fire burns her and her nightdress to ashes;

Boko Haram just made d Nigerian ppl fear them because we didn't understand. Agberos for mushin even get levels pass them. At least, agberos in oshodi stand their ground and fight back at d police or army for what they believe in.

#forming strong men but killing unsuspecting innocent defenseless women & children.

Now shitt is on and they can't even hold a straight 2day full military face to face battle. I'll reserve my fear for a more deserving thing...fvcking chickens!

You have always been hailed in africa as good soldiers in peace-keeping missions from congo in d 60s to sierra-leon etc, now its ur test at home.
And I hope u're not jst rushing to war, let's see wat our generals hv learnt over d yrs

Btw, pls kill those 72virgins first then kill d bh boys...or better, capture d 72virgins as spoils of war...I'd like to know what they look like

Can someone pls tell me wat dat sungtzu poster is on abt?

Lemme guess: Cos u are dumb?

Smartie gurl: dude, actually am in a relationship at the moment......

Who ask u?

For me, I consciously buy made in Nigeria stuff if d quality is at least ok. Particularly, Peak evaporated milk is of two type: one's called "Nigeria", d o ther "Holland". I always buy d "Nigeria" type. Always. Same with other products. Hoping someday we start producing some real fine wine & well distilled rum.

As many more products of good quality I can use, I sure will buy mi some more Nigerian products.

#i will never buy anything made in china. Let alone buy it over a made-in-Nigeria! If an indigenous company starts to make phones, I can buy but a china made? HELL NO!

Ol' Dirty Bastard.

They want him to go & he's not going...and they still pay him salary? Then they want him to still stay nau

Besides, frank mba agrees to d administrative bottlenecks and says it will be resolved soon..,hope they pay him for d inconveniences.

An average politician from d SW sympathizes with anything associated with awolowo. It may garner a surprising force. But of course, leadership will slip off his hands as it did others who tolled same path before him.

Ceratinly, only him cannot be d party. Survival, growth of d party will partly depend on who and who joins him to sponsor d party socio-politically.

For d party to gain attention, it has to be involved in a showdown with other groups with different ideologies and/or other powerful politicians. If they are obliged d attention, only FOCUS can save them else d party will die out.

Touts or not, they need ppl who wield power & can garner influence. And of course, these ppl will come with their own ambitions.

There must always be internal wars in a political party. The ability to handle & resolve them amicably while appearing cool will sustain them in d wars against external forces.

In my opinion.

Aircraft...Witch-hunt... seems FG now practices witch-craft o (abi na GEJ chop winch?)

#na to flog dem political-witches wit pawpaw leaf, confessions go soon start

When a whole Nigerian Navy's NNS Beecroft could go missing? They can hope to find it berthed in another country in anoda continent after some years sha.

Arsenal honours rvp, man u thanks arsenal. Underground: fergie stretches a hand of favor to wenger wit a lose, wenger salutes long standing colleague in d industry, a debt owed.

Comradeship.

This is vexation of my spirit

What are u both talking? How sweet d amala he just ate is?

Pls if u're not sound writing, try to punctuate properly. Give spaces

#Damn! A nicca's going dizzy reading this

Scarpon: #in mountain of fire tongue#
oh lord I shall not Mary a broke girlfriend IJN

but can 'Mary' a broke Jane. u need weed bro