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I believe in giving the few guest a worthwhile treatment at my wedding. I like quality, so I could have less than 50 folks but with flowing collector's wines and damn expensive wedding...I'm particular abt d number of guests...the rest will hear abt it and wish they were there.

When you give her money, she'll still cheat but money won't be d reason
When you show d love, does she give back d love? She'll still cheat
When u shower her with attention, she'd take it for granted and still cheat
When u satisfy her in bed, she cheat for some other reasons other than sexual fulfillment.

They just simply cheat and use whatever d weakness u have as a grand reason.

Give her sexual satisfaction& she'd complain abt money, give money and she'd ask for more attention, give attention & she'd remember u're a sissy!

Op if she didn't get aggressive when she learnt u sought financial favours from her fiance, can you swear on it that you wouldn't have gone further. From this clean smooth story, a between-the-lines reader will smell u sound like u could've gone further.

Besides, this should not have been an article for nairaland, except, of course, the intentions u once harbour have push guilt which in turn is responsible for ur pettiness.

Go to the wedding as a sign of ur 'goodwill', support for them both. After which, you STAY CLEAR!

Look, chairman what exactly are you on abt?

To sweeten their already bitter miserable lives.

Peer pressure: social class pressure for things normally not afforded

Science explained d phenomenon called rainbow. Science explained d mysterious concept called mirage. Can science prove d 'leke-leke' experience without reference to concepts beyond d physical?

Science can not be all knowing. For some who know a bit more abt d personal lives of d noblest scientists and inventors throughout history can relate more when I say many of them were spiritual.

Not to go off-topic, I am certain dat angels exist.

I have seen an angel once. He's name is John. He was in human form & we talked.

If you never saw a rainbow, no description of it will make any sense to you. If I never saw with my eyes children stretching out their hands to a group of flying egrets saying 'leke-leke give me white fingers' repeatedly, after some time of flapping their fingers and chanting that they actually have white stains on their nails that were never there before, I'd probably doubt certain inexplicable things.
The man in my village in 1950s probably never understood nor believed there's a computer, he never saw one and can not phantom it (even with d clearest explanations).it did not change the fact that there was.
In d 80's try to explain the internet and its wonders to an average illiterate nigerian or a doctor who never saw one yet or heard of it, he'd declare you mad.

Whatever analysis u make out of it does not change d fact that I saw one on that fateful day. I have seen, perceived certain things that I can not say to just anybody except I know u can relate to it.

that u don't believe in a thing does not make dat thing a lie, false, or non-existent.

*unbiased*

John Onayaikan deserves this. Two years ago, I thot to nominate him for national awards.

I hereby recommend writing and reading long epistles as a cure for chronic boredom. Op is still recovering

k2039: [color=#FF0099] Abeg I'm not that type of guy,just want to spice up her evening[/color]

After spicing it, abeg garnish am well...

k2039: [color=#FF0099] I cant find your request,just checked my wall,had aome request but cant find Richard Anne[/color]

Loverboy on a lonnnng tin

Come hia mr k-wetin, o gbe oge wa o de fe gbe oge lo

Dear poster, you exhibit traits of a new broken heart. Plus, ur tearbags are so full. Did u jst brea...?

Dat 1st name u mentioned is rated 18+

-below-

dis otapiapia girl get bad mouth...rotflmbo!

Some folks are funny sha! Imagine some are already insinuating his source of wealth is not clean...smh!

Hope there's a PS 3 console in same room. AC Black Ops

My grandmother: the unsung teacher who didn't teach me to read nor write but who made sure I was always in school. Whenever I sneaked away back home, she held my wrist firmly and personally returned me to school.

My mother: the redeemer who taught me to read & write, took me away frm d bleakness of public primary school.

Mr Enyinna:- I'll always remember ur handwriting & signature. Ur writing& signature captivated me. God be with you wherever u are Sir.

Mrs Hunge: my maths teacher...hope u're still dat beautiful

And yes! Mrs Ogunbanwo d proprietor. Your special interest in me is yielding desired results.

When I'm in d position to, I'll effect and turn education for d better in this country: So Help Me God

Indeed a noble profession.

*unbiased*

can we then say those results of d polling unit dat was voided gave jide obanikoro his new fate?

But what peculiar factors make it impossible for fixed telephones to work in nigeria? It'd be nice for almost every home in d country to have d fixed telephones. Globacom shld attempt to get license for this or has it been banned?

solidbroda: ...You should try and stay where your husband is, else, you might start smelling rat behind your back.

Solid advice. A rat might sneak into ur home. And of course in their typical destructive style, eat up everything u have built up

when a u let a she-rat d tiniest hole, she'd sneak in and voila! lay u a black ghanaian protege of ur hubby. Pls be surprised when d church gives d rat their support

Hilarious!

This pepper seller's got jokes

And let me quickly add, some churches ask members to write their names on d envelop containing their tithes.

In some other churches, the names of d people giving tithes are already typed out on envelopes and placed on a slab in d church arranged alphabetically, so when u come, just pick urs and put ur tithe (cash/cheque), then place it back.

In fact, some other churches have registers for people giving tithes, so each month u pay, it is ticked. So they know when u pay and when u don't pay your tithe.

Christians shld not say things here just to justify any actions.

I still put it to d church and all other religions, that they condone corruption else corruption wld have drastically reduced. Do you know how ppl worship and obey anything their pastors/immams say?

If a man steals money and goes to d car dealer to buy a car or buys a house from d owner. Does the car dealer get arrested for selling d car to him and does the property owner go to jail too?

With dat noted, I think d best way to fight this corruption thing should be a bottom-up approach. Fathers,mothers,siblings,friends,teachers,clergy etc are the most effective weapon against this multi- facet monster called corruption. Not presidents, efcc etc

Clergy men now only preach against fornication, adultery but forget to openly preach against indecent dressings.

Clergy men of God only preach abt owning many houses and cars as success but forget to fervently oppose and criticize civil servant,politicians and businessmen who loot,steal,defraud

The family only respect d younger brother who did yahoo-yahoo and disregard the elder doctor with integrity. Nigerian society is fast loosing her grip on values.


If churches can not openly preach against indecent dressing then they should not stop me from having sexx

...and I hope china introduces yoruba,igbo &hausa to their pre-primary school curriculum so dat they can be aligned with & do business with nigeria. Nigeria is d next big thing in africa

pDude: But his own will be paid abi?

Shame on Nigeria and everything it represents.

Dude, sometime ago I read ur well written & very interesting stories in d romance section. A good tori indeed though I couldn't finish it

that said, if u continue to talk loosely like this, u may loose alotta regards. Regulate your mouth youngman! Nonsense!

Btw, shame on pDude and everything he represents.

The topic is misleading...

Op should pls indicate who it affects (commercial vehicle/those who 'live' in lagos) because some hasty readers will start thinking its once they see any car with other states' plate, as if u can't visit lagos from other states in ur own car.

Be properly guided.

Its like RIM hv run out of ideas. they just recycle same things, I still like blackberry but they really need fresh ideas its not by just name 'porsche','aristo'

to hell with their statistics jor

Why do we allow tom dickk and mauritius to use Nigeria as scapegoat in all their mumu statistics. UN says this, US says dat, blahbla...Nigeria alone 25%? Then I'm sure all those drugs lords in mexico contribute an astounding 1% to d global record

What solutions has d loud mouth organization proffered to curb d so-called kidnapping. And d mumu leaders of d giant of africa are busy sleeping on duty, wake up to share money then go back to sleep instead of calling all these questionable statistics to order.

That Okorie guy in NSJ (FC NordSJaelland) is an absolute talent. A skillful machine, did a lot for dat team. I guess its their manager's changes dat began their woes. 3 goals coming in abt 10mins when they played well to match chelsea, looking and playing seriously for an equalizer. Anyways, statistics table holds them high as I do

The resulting effect of this on nigeria is not that owners of this honda accord 2003-2007 will ship their cars back to d usa but that owners of this brand in d Usa may not wait till d said time, they'd sell them off at cheap rates and guess what? these cars find their ways to d dumping site...where else?

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Gross! Just so gros!!

I hope u didn't bring d picture of a victim who escaped death with cutlass-happy cultist only to build impression of an unfaithful wife.

Link to story pls.