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Forbidden waters is d sweetest. The sweetest waters bring d worst nightmares

All calculation shld b in Naira! #teamNigeria

@op do u mean 1,000 or 10,000? These replies na wa o d road might well be a freewayhighway by now

Oops! Did I forget hiv+ part? Phew!

u haven't done court and u haven't been pronounced man and wife b4 God. u hvnt even paid bride price yet I suppose? R u actually married?

Send her on an indefinite visit suspension to her mother's so u can sort urself out.

If u had d funds, I'd hv advised a paternity test. Looks these days like girls with pregnancy who pressure guys into marriage hv skeletons to hide

Value.

This guy is not married, neither is he committed to any other relationship, he is caring, loving and definitely has u top in mind. He's only hoping you open ur eyes and relief him d misery of doing it himself!

Op I shld point out, in light of gender equality, d allocation of 35% seat to women is in itself 'gender inequality'. It is a costume make up of d issue.

Q:

chiboy1928: As a preety lady out they, can u date a guy,who has no job...

A:

M M M: I don't know

Haba bros! when did u become a preety lady

Are they all now deaf? If not words what else? Sign language? Try toasting wit sign language, maybe more will be moved they are all here acting 'too matured for words' but will fall for d next guy dats smooth wit words.

Even with ur fat purse, if u dnt hv d right words to express wat u feel, u are merely a maga

I guess she enjoyed how I treated her anytime she threatened me with a break up I'd sober up, I'd beg, spoil her,all attention etc. Till I got tired of d game. The next time she wanted a break up I simply obliged and agreed to it. My answer nearly knocked d breath outta her. I guess she was expecting d cycle to continue.

That was one usual joke gone bad

Its Hypocritical.

By chance, I met a guy in abuja jst after d elections around zone 5. Cut to d chase, dis guy embarked on a journey frm bayelsa to abj simply because "goodluck is my broda" How do some think? With no extra money, no extra clothes, no accommodation. Like 'once I get to abj, and knock on goodluck's gate, his mai-guard will go and tell him its me oprepiye frm village and he will just order his mai-guard to let me in fast fast'
Unfortunately for him he got to abj to realize its a different story. Now he had to approach ppl for help

@topic: I wonder what wld have given them d liver to travel all d way in their number? To intimidate nigerians? I guess BK is doing a beta job of it

Turning d car to a room, extra shoes @ d back + extra polo shirt,books, drinks etc. Standby hair-brush in d car in case I forgot to brush my hair while dressing up I'll always forget On nigerian roads? I horn too mush

I think I need a bullhorn sef for those okada boys

Dotman01: @Op . . I totally disagree on modenine nine's part. . .
Its seems u dnt know what Nine means in hiphop culture. 'Nine' is a semi-automatic handgun designed
to fire cartridges in caliber 9mm
Parabellum. So when someone calls himself Mode Nine, it simply means 'someone is in a killing Mode or in a mode to kill or murder a song. Pls Whenever u want to give examples just leave out 'real hip hop acts'.
Abi u havent heard about. Killer mike? Bun b? Big boi (mind u he's not big)? Big K.R.I.T? yelawolf? Andre 3000? These are names gotten in the streets before going into full time music.

I see you!

shadrach77: Then we have 9ice - the word nice already has an 'i' in it so the word '9ice' should not have an 'i' or else it becomes "nine-ice" and the number nine cannot replace the letter 'n' cause it's not pronounced nai but nain (ending with an 'n') The whole concept is wrong

That's how we reason westside of nigeria

Ur criticisms of such stage names don't hold for me.

The one lame name I know is "AZADUS" dat silly dude had d liver go on tv and tell us its an acronym for: A Zealous And *blabla* Understanding Soldier dat niggga plain dumb

"Ojukwu killed lt. Col. Banjo: why? I need to get to the root of this matter...)"

The sad reality is dat U can not get to d root of the matter. The only three central ppl in dis topic to tell u authoritatively wat happened are all dead. Only d three of them sincerely knows d true situations and relationship between them.

All debaters can do is make premises and draw seemingly logical conclusions. Alexander Madiebo, osadebey, nnamdi azikiwe and some others wrote on d early problems nigeria suffered from and still suffers from. Madiebo wrote as a military leader in d war; nnamdi was busy illustrating how much of a pan-africanist he was etc etc, the dirty politics of d days has refused to be told yet. And I fear it may never be truly told. But one thing was clear...

Some just blindly argue. Too much emotion and sentiments blur ur sense of accuracy and judgment. All of you sowing seeds of discord are the reasons why nigeria will remain together. No biafra for you , no oduduwa republic for u , neither will northern nigeria be. Until there's anything of such, direct ur energy to dragging gej to d performance table and quit acting petty already!

chiboy1928: ...if u don't have any beta tings to say stop pasting sheet here and go do somtin beta wit ur tyme.

Watch ur tongue brah! he's a mod for chrissakes wats beta? being jobless?

All of you guys who are now abroad but deflowered some girl b4 u left won't come back alive. YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! fck! My ribs jst cracked

This is a gathering of ethnic hyenas, rival wolves and tribal attack dogs!

smh

My physical looks
My voice
My mean eyes

AJJ: We wanted to travel and i had
T.fare, he didnt. I gave mine 2 him; i had 2 borrow money from someone (not enough) trekked halfway.

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pro01: Why are you acting so insecure? If you love her as you claim, then you must trust her for the relationship to work. If she wanted the other guy, she would have dumped yyou and gone for him, but she chose you instead. . .is that not enough for you to see that she wants you above any other? Isn't that enough for you to trust her?

Guys like you that don't trust women are terrible because you make it hard for them to love you and feel at ease in the relationship. For your own good, learn to trust the woman in your life, ok?

N.B. LOL. Wow. That hogwash actually sounded persuasive for a second. It's certainly not easy to reason like a manipulator woman.

Fck!!! My ribs ache

slimyem take it easy on d guy...Mr.dreamer was simply dreaming aloud

Which of d exes? Op how many exes do u hv? Is this wat u wonder abt each of them? While u're wonderinng abt exes d present one bcomes an ex,then u suddenly realize u loved him too? And u start to wonder abt him? And d cycle goes on and on and on...

No need to plunge ur tender heart into a lifelong misery darling

Silly things YOU do for love.

[quote author=black_beau]Truth is,you can't do anything except explain the whole senario to your sister and your friend.tell your friend that if he hurts your sister,you'll have his head for use as your champagne glass.[/quote]How exactly will he have his friend's head? Wat can/will he do? Fight or wat?

This is a gud way to remove d 'best' in friends. But like one nler put it 'an erect peni,s has no conscience'. d way I see it, its either a piece of ur baby-sister's humble punnie rivals ur so-called friendship or u end up a bestman on D-Day!...btw, congrats on d latter.

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