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Once a married friend told me he'd cripple such woman dats some gross mean thing to do

You may have guessed right. This dude is a punny warlord. Married but hell! he just cannot have enough ot it

Well structured essay to divert attention from d mmoron dat u are

If he didn't see u as gullible...ok, but if it didn't turn a scandal and ur mother heard, u wld hv continued to chop & clean mouth? Oh ok, until there was pregnancy then u'd come to NLers to confess and offer u penance.

18yr olds no dey fear again o

Go to ur mom, deny it. Go back to him&his friend, when u get pregnant since u won't know d true owner abort it. as per happening 'big girl' he'll buy u a car in 300l, d two friend will fight because of u, still go back to both friends, fck both in a orrgy.enjoy urself and catch fun! when ur luscious breasts are offered to d gods as sacrifice, I hope ur ghost will be here on NL for d appropriate advice on how to kill them.

A simple movie script

Ayorh4you: She broke up with me cuz i didnt buy her phone on her bday even wen she has a phone far beta dan mine....silly excuse. Guess d luv was neva dia frm her 2 me sha cuz all she always wanted was c¥$#

Bros why not change dat ur signature for a start.

Chidera Favour: I'm a christian sef I dnt date talkn more of breakup relationship.I dnt want 2 stain my christian life n beside God said dt we should not commit adultery/fornication.pls repent 4 d wages of a sinner is death

Lmao rotflmao

For all we know, it may have even been a photoshopped picture..smh!

beasts!

For the patriot: drop your short message to Nigeria at 52. Here I go...


Long Live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!

The name 'Lefulefu' isn't as funny as d character behind d name

And that Una_be_fool must be a fool

Buhahahaha...truly some nl folks nid their brains to be rewired! someone clicks on a topic dat does not concern him nor does he have any interests in, yet he clicks 'reply' to post a comment only to ask how does it affect him.

Dunce!

Interesting

She doesn't know how to cook? Are you sure? Cos I think she has d perfect recipe for divorce

smh

Funny how some ppl reason. So he shld be released and set free?

When u're done begging, bk boys will be awaiting ur historic arrival

A statesman goes begging...he shld reminded dat in international politicss, there's no assistance without individual gains to d country offering d assistance.

And they expect their own govt to be respected? When statesmen throw diplomacy into d wind and talk loosely like careless touts is not ethical.

This shld be abt difference in ideologies and not jst anybody talking anyhow cos words are free. NLs are free to talk anyhow, not a stakeholder who expect right thinking ppl to vote for him.
I'm sorry but whoever talks in this manner is not fit to lead me.

A minus for d beloved ACN.

Mi like this.

#sohelpmegod#

why do these women marry at all? Only to put their husbands and children through so much. Children eat refrigerated food monday thru saturday et al

If their life quest is career, why marry? to eat their eat and have it. They fear wat d society will think of them if they do not marry & hv kids but can't do wat it takes to maintain same family & kids.

A true successful woman should want to succeed in career and at home

Friend I admire this idea, courage and uniqueness. Those who dare to be different are rare, and their dreams never makes sense to others.

However, I fear u might not be able to embark on this journey if u dwell too much on what ppl think of it/you than concentrating ur attention on how to achieve this task u set for urself.

Greed for money and gains have ways of killing ingenuity in a sincere idea. Just shelve d thot of d money first, start it, and when u get tired, d thots of ur gain might help u tru it. But making d financial gains a priority from onset might work against ur inner strength. There'll be more money and awareness when u complete this. Designer outfits who want to promote their wares in africa will come knocking for modeling contracts.

You may need more than one comfortable pair of sneakers, dehydration is something to avoid. Perhaps a mobile for ur supporters to reach and encourage u (if need be).

A camera. Create an album of ur experience. Capture towns, tribes and spectacles of this great nation. If u don't earn a national award now, God keep us alive, u'd be on my mind in d not too distant future.

I'm waiting to hear u finally embarked on it. More strength!

This move of his was very bold but dumb. Why didnt he paint himself d color of d other seat. He even wore a white singlet? A chair wearing a sunshade? and to think they won't catch him huh?

But I jst love d look on d dude's face. That's some gangstar look mehn! Clearly he was in do-or-die state of mind

Funny peeps around hia!

Btw there r So many rodents on nairaland...how do we rid NL of these pests running loose here. The Cockroach, The Mosquito and The Rat. Which do u hate most...I'm sure u knw them

Let me break it down for you, it is called SCAM!!!

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Those ex-wives probably didn't even say these things

Libel.

The girl shld join women's rights movement when she grows. What kind of violent husband was that?! Hacksaw?!

Using hacksaw on their mother in front d children? IMO he died of his own design. His soul RIP tho

And dat mumu woman they call their mother, its better I do not comment on her else...

saly kely: honestly av u read d satanic verse? That book is a novel and a fiction, nt until u read it u wnt understand d anger. Many books av been writen against islam and d prophet which did nt attract anger 4rm d muslim world, we muslims would react by writing rejoinders, but how do u react to a work dat does nt appeal to rationality and reason bt directed to stare up anger and hatred.

Except for excerpts and synopsis, I haven't read it yet. But if salman's work is a fiction, why let such hell loose? while d iranians are still hunting him, he's been knighted.

Meanwhile if u're kind enough, I'd appreciate u to explain me this. I hv never understood it nor believed it dat after having four wives on earth, one can kill in d name of a prophet (for whatever reasons) and hv a reward of 72virgins awaiting him in heaven? what for? To attend his sexual desires in heaven? Imagine men being laid in heaven

dat kind of paradise is a 'sin city'

In years 2000 and 2003 an author Dan Brown published two novels (Angels&Demons and Da Vinci Code respectively) about Jesus, Christianity, etc full of despicable fact-fiction writings of what many considered to be blasphemous. Instead, many theologians, scholar and free thinkers were attracted to his unbiased dimension and thrown on a quest for truth.

In d late 80's-early 90's a writer/researcher Salman Rushdie wrote about prophet mohammed and islam, hell was let loose. The world of islam put a bounty on him by an arab king. Rushdie had to go into hiding, sort asylum and was granted elsewhere.

Some of these despicable writings abt one's religion shld open one's eyes to d quest for truth abt d religion and not following paths of dogmatism and act like hypnotized bigot.

I commend him

But if his economic team reliably knew their job, then d reasons why he shld hv reversed it shld be based on the economic implications and not jst because ppl kicked against it.

Its d eventual direct effect to d average man he shld hv considered

Nonetheless, well done sir!

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Well, until I watch it i'd remain neutral...but did d video particularly portray him as a 'rich' to d detriment of d right of dignity/self respect of d poor and as against moral expectations?

jst asking: do u tink d 'poor' in d video will watch it and not hope to be amongst those chasing dollars in dirt? It won't be fair on him if d video is taken out of context...otherwise ban!

coolgeorge: Nairalanders, sometimes I wonder how we respond to others concerns:

1. It isn't compulsory to reply to a post.
2. Not even one of us is perfect.
3. We must remember that there is nothing new under the sun.
4. Hey guys, no hard feelings, wont be bad if we help each other out in this platform. My tots!

You jst come? Welcome to NL...

Cidi: I have not found anybody. I accepted it because he has been troubling me for two years now. I really don't want to break his heart. I feel sorry for him.

@Op, u came for an advice which NL obliged u with objectivity, now u go all sentimental. If u saw someone act lyk dis, won't u agree she's a thoroughly confused human being?

if dat dude is in nigeria, I'm sure he was suffering from insomnia or jst d aftermath of skunnk

[quote author=Maria-G]switie, this is Nl, nobody minds bizzwazz here[/quote]This really got me all cracked up... LMAO!!