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mejai:
Maybe I neva wake up well, but wetin I dey see na inverted V-leg. First of its kind.

Baz na bad influence for this forum. Am tired of that guy. Abeg who wan mend Baz001 I get him location now

dav1002:
Kai.....stray bullet don come meet me like this 😭

Overcharging black smelly mechanic I'm sorry for derailing the thread

I was just trying to open the lanky guys horizon and make him see his leg diplomatically from Dr Congos point of view.

Cos e be like eating too much chicken republic will make your legs look like a chicken no wonder they say too much of everything is bad.


Love!

I gat nuthin but love brother

ReadaDream:
Of all places to share your picture, you chose this thread...

What was he thinking?

Now dem don leave am behind

dav1002:
I guess baz001 is seeing the leg from this angle

Much respect boss CHICKEN REPUBLIC AMBASSADOR

You be another fool for this forum. Person go just come here small before you know it the whole teeth Dey outside. Why you and Baz like wahala like this

nifton:
Una no go kill person for here. Premium Content each and every time

You no add HD version

tojahh:
This one loud!

Bros tojah no put fuel for this fire. Make we just comot go chop our ogunfe jeje

BAZ001:
I mention ur name ?
U get k leg ?
U be NFA ?

Person just know him DNA without mentioning name

Make una help me look, se dis na straight leg or na k- leg

Baz I go give am your address now, cuz e don reach time make person beat you up for us.

BAZ001:
Oh noo
Uber drivers be like slaves or house help

Dis thread chaiii


https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/emb1.gif

You can imagine that kind thing

obinoral1179:
#120k or more? Are you a car a owner or Rentals.... They teach you well and you learn we'll come sabi pass your master self..... But you still need to do deal of 45million before I take you serious...

Much respect boss.

Obinoral1179 you are a bad boy…..

tojahh:
He should contact Chucksmoore as he's in Canada abi? Na you send Chucksmoore go Canada make he go dey wait for Uber drivers for airport abi

Your fellow kush mouth Dey brag like say dem come tell them personally say dem Dey travel

donbrowser:
Evidence full everywhere unlike one agbaya here that only fuels troubles and violence. Paying foreign country bills with Nairaland online time and memes

Pls always mention names so we can be weary of such fellow. Or is it Baz001 you are talking about cuz that guy na DR Congo him dey

As e no consign me but a quote of “Money Miss Road” just keep popping for my head.

A dog that will end at the end of a sharp knife will never listen to the whistle of the wise hunter.

Aso egungun, Aso egungun ni e.

A masquerade dress will alsways be a masquerade dress.
In other words; a poverty stricken mind will always be a poverty stricken mindset nothing can change it.


Awon agba will say; amukun eru e woo ani ti’oke lewo e wo ti’sa le.

Meaning - Amukun is someone with an imbalance legs so imagine someone like that carrying a load.

This means no matter the advice they will always go astray.

Spending money without planning is an epitome of foolishness and showing off on a faceless forum is the zenith of another imbecilic dimension.

dav1002:
Hollup!!
All these things for your new apartment
You no get electronics before?
Or you been sell am to millionaire drivers like some people

What do you mean? He won’t dare sell it to them cuz they might still run away with it and block him and still come here to tell us how they helped him sell his other limca properties like they always claim. Imaginary helper and millionaire

obinoral1179:
or 45million worthbif deal...

All of the above

BAZ001:
Make una no vex bikoooo.
U try as u call d driver, But truth be told where is d sacrificial help & d good samaritans
You monetize every single act of kindness and expect favors from people too.
Maybe it’s becos I’ve been helped by God and strangers more than family & friends.
What took some people years of suffering & struggles to settle down abroad took me weeks/months with ease, it’s like God prepared everything before I came.
Indians helped me and like adopted me self, my naija American uncles go dey tell stories how dey suffered before settling down.

I’ve been going to auction to help buy a car and send to Nigeria will I ask for gas money or add money to d car to make gain Naah I will rather form busy and not help, than to charge you for helping.
Maybe dis is d reason why some people are not getting help. D information & connection u get from strangers at times are worth more than money.
I help u to jumpstart car I charge u & get scammed by fellow driver.
I help u to buy lemon dead car I charge u , I still chup punch from kazeem.
See epistle… make I better run before una catch me biko, I’m taking a break from this thread.

You like wahala like me

Viking07:
Thanks to bolt and Uber. Son of man finally left the country 3 days ago.

What did bolt contribute to my journey? Well, the experience isn’t a waste. Plus I sold my car, same car I got because of bolt. The money was really helpful.

My target was NOT to exceed 2yrs in the hustle. I exited at exactly 1yr 6 months. So yes, bolt is indeed a stepping stone. 😁

This is me wishing everyone success in their exit strategy. Keep doing your bolt hustle till it clicks. I dey Toronto, Canada. In case any pilot is based here too. 😁🙌

This is the kind of stories we like to hear and not some ranting bush babies with imaginary riches from the pit of hell.

Congrat bro

MrReeseG:
Good morning all

Can anyone just point me to the page that has the basics of what I'd need to join the ehailing train?
Or... if anyone can help with explanation on what I'd need to do first.
I'm not a novice driver in lagos but I've never gotten on the business side of it.
I have a 12pm-6pm job and I just got a Honda Civic 2009 (hybrid).

Just anything that a noob in the ehailing business should have and note, do's and don'ts too.

Best Regards,
Your humble protégé.

DM cheerfulgiver na person I fit do guarantor for be that.

Pearl1910:
We go soon use Bazzoo for sacrifice for this thread.

Baz incoming nuclear bomb. Run enter shelter

tojahh:
If I no Comot your side mirror once I meet you for Ebeano Supermarket call me baskad

tojahh:
You're talking too much bro. You're letting these guys work on you. When anybody write as far as it's not Felicity, you should keep quiet, before the next eke market day they will crawl back to oblivion state. You're acting playing to the gallery and they know how exactly to get you.
The erstwhile issue is dead and buried even before the rain start falling but you kept on answering everyone.

Be like me.... It's either you show evidence or Getat. Any other thing I will not read till I see evidence from you.

Do make you send me my commission sha on the last deal we had.

Evidence of 45 million or house rent which one?

pope191:
Baz ama ni problem… Felicity and I no get issue, make this matter rest. I honestly no mind cruise, but as e b now? I need some time out, the internet they say is looking for me. But nothing new or strange. Pope no b meat wey dem deh fry.

The good thing I have learnt here is people will also accuse you of what they are guilty off and when you try to slow it all down. One person will come from nowhere and ignite the fire, then the circle continues.

Waka jeje reloaded, make I deh enjoy my Ruggedman as Mikel deh coach me on how to sit on bench.

Oya na war be the solution here. Since some elder with dem group of I Dey hold 45 million for account thinks say we be nursery school pikin

Felicity001:
Wow!! Like seriously and for the first time you're just saying this OMG!!! Wow!

Like for real??!! Me asked you to add money for ordinary servicing and stabilizer linkages, and what else again did we buy at ladipo self, yes I remember now, you bought injector cleaner which you used to service the nozzles, break oil and hmm... What else....that was all you did.

I was the one who paid you, gave you money to buy all the materials you bought even though you over charged me for stabilizer linkages rods I look away because I understand the slang "work- chop"

No be me tell dru23 my oga say make we try you? No be me introduce you to am? See me see walaha ooh...

Did dru23 send any money to you? No be me pay you your workmanship money so I don't understand which angel you're attacking from...


In your previous post you claimed not to know my house but in to your other paragraph you said you don't know my house and have come countless times to scan my car for free... Can you also see how you're lying in public.

Ayo Ayo Ayo nawao for you ooh... How low can you go just to bring a fellow hustler down, how low!

Shame on you! Shame!!

In all the time I have been to your area I enter your house or sabi where you Dey live?

We have always conducted business in front of your church. Nigga show more proofs


No be me tell dru23 my oga say make we try you? No be me introduce you to am? See me see walaha ooh...


You introduced me to Dru when and where pls? Guy you have mental problem when you lie too much you get confused.

Anybody wey know me truly now my story with Dru and I have never shy away to always appreciate Dru for his trust and the chance he gave me

Bro till today I still chat and call Dru if need be

Picture below shows he viewed my status today so nigga pick another story or forever continue to rant.

Felicity001:
Okay sorry I may have mistaken you for someone else then, I remember a lot of persons used to contact me from here then.

And thank you again for pointing out I referred/recommended him... I was so naive and careless... It's my nature. My mum always say it that I trust too much.
Even till now I do not have the believe anyone can hurt me because I know within me I've a clean heart towards everyone, but these days as I grow older I'm beginning to adjust to that reality.

But, wait oh! You self no reason am?

You refer me to somebody for a job
On getting there out of discussion I then remember I've a job you are capable of doing so I then seek recommendations from the person recommended me to and the person made some bad comment against you.

That alone should tell me that guy is a bad person

Can we all see why I said earlier the dude has been on some bear parlor gist about me?

He did it to chilex8, and we all saw it... I don't have to mention other guys.

He thought he was doing me good bringing up this event... He never even mentioned this to me one on one for all these years, but now he thought he could paint a good picture of himself towards me he never knew he was shooting himself in the foot...lolz... How interesting

Do you guys know that before the past Salah I still sent somebody to him, this Salah that just past ooh... Even last month or there about I still sent him my rewire's contact for remote assistance and just like he said last week or thereabouts I also sent him my mechanic contact even when he insulted me here... Chai!

All along I never knew I was dining with the devil.

Dru23 said it! I was too blinded to see

You yourself see with the dragging I still ask you for stuff meaning no issue with you but the bastard son of a thousand fathers will not comprehend simple explanation.

Nigga continue to wallow in your ignorance I don get vindicated.

Show proof of any jargons you claim here by posting WhatsApp chat of people you have done business with with positive reviews just the same way you post that before I start posting your shits here bastard

BAZ001:
45 million - u know sabi am (maybe na me )
But FASASI1 and Obinoral1179 of 750k u know ?

100 million mistake Haba make u and pope191 take am easy with us


Mejai pls lemme make I dey pretend say I no see some comments biko Liar Mohammed mentees everywhere

E Dey always get memory loss with that info

Pearl1910:
Abeg o.
Na only prayer point I raise.
Let there be peace and let love lead.

Bro still I remain to restrain myself from dragging you.

Na prayer point you put out and you refer to me as his enemy when with your age you never take time to find out the true story and intention.

Let me ask you how many business transactions have you had with him?

How many people have you referred to him?

Bro always think before your keyboard.

Love

tojahh:
Oga! Abeg give me all jobs, na me go tell you the ones I no fit do

No carry my money go outside

No worry

skillip:
. We have never had reasons to exchange numbers so I do not have your number , it was based on what you write same way I went to Bishop based on his write up here. Sometimes not all jobs will come directly at times it maybe just referral .

Like I said earlier you still have goodwill here, brush it up and see people come to you for more business. However, who am I to advise you? In Philosophy the dictum is "Man know thyself."

Boss pls leave the guy with that quote they will still twist anything we say

Pearl1910:
Hmmmm...This life ehhh...Oya let's pray.

Prayer points!
1. Let my helper not go and ask for my recommendation from my enemy.
2. Let my behavior not be a stumbling block to my open doors.
3. Let my works always speak positive for me in my absence.

Pray in MFM style.

Pearl for once am not going to insult you but I will like to open your horizon and see things diplomatically.

Here few points:

The same felicity claiming I know him yet still claim I don’t know anything about him still wants me to put my neck out for him. That is ADHD - Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.

On the same note the first time I worked on Dru’s car given to felicity he stylishly asked to add more money to the repair fees so he can get his cut. Bro that is Lagos sense Abi?

The guy didn’t even bother to write epistle to tell you guy what my ending statement was. Which was call him have a heart to heart chat with him and see if you can give him the job. But me taking that risk when you lots saw how he treated Dru here and you guys got it was cool Good Radiance to bad Rubbish. You lots amaze me with your reasoning and judgmental ability.

Can he tell the whole house how many times I have gone to his house to check or scan his car for him for free based on padi padi things. Ask him to point out how many customers he has directed to me?

Do you guys thinks felicity can do anything for free?
How many folks he claim are from this forum given positive reviews of their business with him?

So baba reason and see I only choose to protect my brand

pope191:
Calm B… the irony side is if he beats your imagination. Anything new you weren’t expecting from him? The worst he can do is insulting your parents, nd after that?

Not bother at all

pope191:
Calm B… the irony side is if he beats your imagination. Anything new you weren’t expecting from him? The worst he can do is insulting your parents, nd after that?

when an elder sigh the kids thinks he is tired.

pope191:
Shabi nah you go find shameless online Bash Ali trouble. You don’t know he doesn’t go down without a fight. Better carry your kaya. Accept my sinparty.

Pope leave ooooo

The guy don insult my mama now nobody talk or caution him

The dance of madness at the village square loading

Pearl1910:
Na now ur brain load d question wey dem ask u.
Spirit of long epistle just enter all of una.

Am done replying that mofo.

There is a big difference between dem give your mama belle and dem dash your mama belle.

Na why him papa no Dey picture.