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dapotemi:
A 2005 Toyota Corolla is available for rental and it's just about 3 month in Naija.
2 sure guarantor ( pls don't bring Uber driver as guarantor pls)
Experience is important.
A gated compound is a must.
Maintenance above 10k is on the owner.
All mechanic/rewire issue will be at owners designated place.
Drivers license is a must.
50k weekly..
Reach me tru DM.
Thank you.

Baba na cruise or for real

pope191:
Walahi! I love this platform

I follow you love the platform

Everybody rugged for him lane.


Make I laff small again

YeyeGbami:
Bro, i took a job offer to ijebu ode for 3 days , the client wants to return each day. I cry! they don over patch that road.

I’m starting to hear all sort of squeaky noise from the car

That road was something else anytime I have to deliver a car down to the east I only start enjoying my journey close to oree.

So most I prefer to pass epe drive thru Ajax as early as 4AM so I no go Dey stuck up in traffic

tojahh:
But BlackBishop wetin you dey always do here?

There was a time you left us after we don raise you finish, so wetin carry you come back, you cone dey act like Bolt with Surge?

Abeg that Ogunfe woman don start? Abi new person don dey the area?

Tojah you use style run comot bcuz you no wan buy me that Ogunfe? Tojah we still Dey game just give me location even na beat you go beat me just give me location I go come with bearing gifts for senior man. Respect boss

tojahh:
But BlackBishop wetin you dey always do here?

There was a time you left us after we don raise you finish, so wetin carry you come back, you cone dey act like Bolt with Surge?

Abeg that Ogunfe woman don start? Abi new person don dey the area?

My boss you of all people knows I don’t gossip about this guy. And I remember I was mentioned, that was what dragged me here in the first place and I still maintain my free mind to it the only thing am doing was to catch cruise and e b like say e Dey pepper the guy for body. And again the last time I saw felicity was close to 3 years ago and all the info pope Dey bring seems recent and if you people remember Dru mention his accommodation issue here a while back why he thinks am his problem baffles me.


Even in the heat of the moment I still called and chatted him about a Benz Mech I need with a job at hand a while back which didn’t work out with his Mech. So if I have something against him will I still have his number or chat him up for jobs related issues.

Na y the disciples of morons following and giving him likes don’t know the genesis not even exodus of the matter Dey put mouth blaming me like I give a f*** about how someone live his life.

I remember someone was at my place a very long time ago asking about felicity and if I can be his guarantor for a job but I respectfully decline cuz I no know his house or family so if gbege happen na me dem go come Dey drag.

I don’t know his life history I never drag him here, this was the same thing Dru fought me for when I was supporting this bastard felicity not until he found out I was not instrumental to Dru collecting his car from him.

Now analyze these; He accused me of beer parlor talk when felicity knows I don’t do alcohol nor smoke, and I spend most of my time at apapa clearing one car or fixing one to sell. Most of my repair jobs now comes on appointment if you crayfish waka come you will be disappointed am not around.

Again you came back here apologize and you still went ahead to create the impression that pope was Olalekan which made me laff, does he thinks am as dumb and psychotic with multiple personalities disorder to say felicity ooooo na pope name be this when no be my fight.

Again anybody of his moronic disciple that cares to go back to the start of the fight will see say na advice I give this nigga without a life direction or purpose. He turn am to fight and still I keep repeating it that I gave you advice.

Now do I start unleashing the wrongs he has done to me and business yet I choose to be the bigger man here. He keeps deceiving his pathetic low life “thicket of idiots.” How he helped me when …….. make I just jump that part make another Armageddon no start

Tojah what more does this guy wants?

Omoapena:
Honestly, 3mb is now becoming death trap for motorists, that was how a driver just suddenly step on brake while doing 80km/h all because he doesn’t want to enter potholes with that speed, i almost rammed into the guy from back, I really can’t blame him tho but he’s also stupid to just step on brake when you’re at that speed…

Anytime am driving on that bridge I Dey give space and my limit will not exceed 80 and on the third lane to the left e better pass the fast lane nd the nexttill I pass the clinic bypass

obinoral1179:
the stuff funny you abi, HP for two years...olalekan abeg pay your HP make we see road

I had to laff now. Bcuz they keep trying to make him identify himself but they keep getting it wrong.

And no point insulting our almighty definition of insult himself who will apologize and still come back to drag me along bcuz he choose to attack the light weight in his imaginary brouhaha.


Felicity everything you said up there I accept and still wish you well. No point calling a pig dirty when it literally wallows in dirt and shit.

Bros not my age mate die well

obinoral1179:
You are a busybody. If you think there's nothing wrong with a grown man staying in an apartment rented by his mother but come online to rubbish hard working drivers that pays house rent,feed families and still have little to offer other people,just because he failed in the same business then you are also in the same boat because YOU NEED TO ACT WHAT YOU PREACH....

Let me borrow you the words

Birds of the same feather

HobbiDr:
Just look at you! You just keep displaying the kind of person you truly are, tatafo, sadist and envious person

I won't trade words or banter with you

Today you talk like an elder state man, the next minute you talk like a 14years old kid... How double standard can you be.

My guy man up and face your battle yourself, stop calling your allies to help you fight. If you can't defeat your opponent simply surrender.

I will leave you with the same question pope, how is it your business if I ask a simple question on how to get a loan?
How is it your businesses if someone is squatting or lives with his parents?


If you can't give a reasonable answer then shut the forkup and focus on how to pay up your HP of 1.5m you're have being struggling with for the past 2yrs but come here to form some paparazzi you're not.

Like someone already said, you'll get old here.

Shame on you.

pope191:
@hobbidr or what do yo call yourself. You came for me the other day, I respected you despite asking questions you couldn’t answer. Sorry I’ll not spare you this moment. You ask and you shall receive.

To show how slowpoke of a human you were. In 2021 a reasonable person like you is still asking how to get a loan of 100k online. Tells a lot about you, if you can’t have inner circle you can reach out in times of need, but have to bring you whole problem online. Like I can’t comprehend how poor of a soul you must have been in your previous life, present and will be in yet to come.

You said I light up the fire? Were you lost when Felicity was talking down on drivers and wishing death on them? I am a driver, the moment he spoke out of line, he made is business mine. Why don’t you ask him is business if drivers choose to drive for the rest of their lives? It shall not be well with you and your faceless fellow if you don’t put out that question to him. Now you know the origin of where the show your receipt came from. Cheerfulgiver gave the verdict yesterday. The rest is needless. It is just irritating to see a nonentity that has his stories all over the places drag people and feel he’s making sense. I took it upon myself despite how well I have always wished him and no regrets. He really stepped out of bound with his choice for words.

You talked about taking bullet? Funny! Need you know I am an introvert, I don’t smoke, I don’t drink and I don’t womanize. I can’t even remember the last time I met anyone up here beside Obinoral. The pathetic side of all these noise is you guys felt you know, but that which you don’t know is far more than what you knew. Were you also lost when Felicity said I k*ll my mother? Now I’m laying hands on every real tantrum I could threw at him, which is still at bay and you are asking me what is my business? Are you so dumb to understand it’s all fair in war? What kind of stooopid questions are you asking me.

He doesn’t go down without fight. Biko who is he fighting? Me I’m over that. He has insulted Bishop to the point of apologizing. He has picked on the wrong person in pursuit of vanity till Pearl drew his attention. Where’s the fight? Sometimes I just wonder, is it until this guy use rope to tie himself that you people we get the picture? I am over Felicity, his sh*t is behind me. He can do his worst, he can keep shouting make it rain like Lil Wayne or push for litigation if he wants. I don’t wake to all these nonsense. For all it worth, I insulted him, he did same and even today one of yours said I was not being honest. So why is everybody finding it hard to move on? I can’t even remember most of when he threw at me. The lasted I checked, he torn me yeleyele. Honestly kini big deal? What fire that is burning beneath you guys that is making you all to be restless? O! Apology? Then you, him and your faceless fellows will wait forever.

Awon oni ranu! If they born any of una well make una put face to una identity.

Alaye drop apology or make we come carry you?

Halahhalah:
Dimwit do you need to quote me before knowing who you referred to?

Smelly roadside mechanic.

Nigga by your way we have identify you, A Fool with a square roots.

Stop crying for charging you a lot but you can share the invoice I gave to you so everybody can judge

dapotemi:
LMAO, I don talk am say I no dey leave this 'house', no leave no transfer...Better content dey here, Big brother dey learn work..

Bros na true oooooo…. Imagine a namby-pamby Dey talk too.

Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

And halala guy happens to thick all the boxes of the above quote without any doubt. But the broke ass nigga was looking for cheap service and resorted to calling me as road side Mech, ask am why he no patronize gazzuzz or madam rad since he was looking for inside house Mech.

A fool at some age is a fool forever without argument. The road side you can’t afford wey make you Dey cry up and down the forum like bush baby.

Oga carry you your frustration go another lane. Cuz this road side has achieve a lot by that road side which I don’t need to brag about here.

Before I forget stop using the English I tot you and educate yourself with refined words better than the dimwit. Egberee

Conner44:
mschew
Troll quoting troll, comedy

Na you I quote wey make one frog wey no get egg Dey masturbate on top my matter. Baba hands up I no quote you again before dem drag me join

Halahhalah:
I don't blame you, I have stayed away from you enough to expose you.
It was here you were called smelly mechanic. I hope you have upgraded from the roadside you worked on my vehicle when I brought my vehicle to you at mafoluku/oshodi.
There are truths from the noise going on around, I believe Pope was right when he called you a thief or whatever. The extra charge you got from me should be enough to build your empire. Dimwit.

They keep referring the novice to you so that you can cut their heads with sword.

Extra charge or what? Smelly? Road side? Is that all or you are just coming up. And I didn’t remember quoting you but since you know yourself as a fool nd dimwit it is cool with me. By their way we shall know them.

Conner44:
Of all the people asking for clarification on what business concerns whom you self think say you get mouth to talk?

All these trolls self

The handle is one of the dimwit wey Dey carry another man matter for head leave their own. Make matter end he Dey ask question like fool

Gentlelife50:
Why you ask?

Gentle just keep that laff to ya sef cuz we never quench the fire finish

BAZ001:
Baba Felicity001 fall hand , see as I dey rush here, thinking I came late.
Na only olalekan & agege, d guy dey shout up n dan.

Be like Peter Obi just talking at tribunal while agbado president dey use bombastic side eye dey look am.

When I saw olalekan I was flabbergasted cuz pope is not close to Agege or olalekan but we go continue to watch from side line. Maybe pope yoruba name na olalekan and some dimwit Dey masturbate on top the matter like what da f***.

Like boss Davit said make the two of them kampe


Omo I have a 2010 Venza just cleared

vivalavida:
Felicity Has already happened to you. So face the impending rain that is to pour on you soon.


I am just watching from the sidelines.

No just put mouth in a fracas you know nothing about. Just keep your comment and opinion to yourself as fence person I can reserve a space for you

obinoral1179:
incase he responds I get the account I just neede the go ahead...

Obinoral1179 e don do. I go comot the brain box for your car ooooo. No do abeg

obinoral1179:
I'm still waiting for the acknowledgement of the money I sent to aunty Rachel....

Wetin be this now, who felicity offend now. At least him don beg me. Maybe whoever pacify him should do the same for the rest of una so he can tender unreserved apology to una make una no Dey open fowl yansh here again

Gentlelife50:
So Oga bishop just collect stray bullets for nothing?

See my life outside now. I be like Baz and tojah for here.

Conner44:
See classic example of pot calling kettle black

So if others dey throw stone you self go carry rock?

Conner44 no scatter the royal rumble of felicity and pope abeg make we finish before we move to that moderator

Felicity0001:
Blacky let me use this opportunity to tender and unreserved apology to you for dragging you along with that tatafo Olalekan (pope), it was a misconception but as everything as played out so I know everything I needed to know.

You remember that guy you and I went to inspect his Honda Civic last year at Ikotun, he's the one feeding Pope/Olalekan with false information about me.

I mistook him to be you, so sorry about that.

As you Pope191 your real name is Olalekan don't worry I'm.comimg for you. Only blacky among everyone used to know my residence even your boss Moses that gave you a used Honda Civic that you couldn't pay ordinary 1.5m on a HP for a while 18 months don't even know me at all.

But dint worry this mention is not for you. Yours is gonna rain very soon.

Blacky once again sorry

Finally God has vindicated me. People come see say talking too much no Dey full bucket. Pope Olalekan of agege oya show face

FASASI1:
On the other hand, I could do something beneficial to everyone in this group , why don't I take him to an abattoir so we can get him a good tokunbo goat brain, atleast it will reduce the nuisance he is causing in this forum. Everything shouldn't be more that 8k.

Na senior man you Dey insult like this. We the group of people he has helped to remain afloat in business will not agree to this.

Fasaasi oya Pele no vex again

FASASI1:
I didn't change my Moniker I just don't have your time , time is an expensive commodity and I don't want to waste it on a BUGGER !!!

You are over 40years of age and it baffles me how your brain still operates and functions like a premature goat, always making noise here and there whereas you are just an empty vessel. If you need me to transfer 10k so you can give your wife for another pot of soup just tell me.

Baz where re thou? Do justice with a meme now

pope191:
Someone that madness is playing junta on his head.

Olaleken pope you sef na Barack you Dey stay with shared space

BAZ001:
Ahhhh
Elders in d house come and quench dis fire please.
Don’t allow Felicity001 shot dis bullet

Blackbishop eppp

Let’s see the dance of madness at the village square. Last last it will be clear after the rain drop.

dapotemi:
You want people to come and post their salary alert for you to see...You see this is what have been saying, there is a way this job will eventually affect the way you reason, more like a goat! I don't even know what the guy sitting beside me takes home, neither do I know exactly what my colleague earns at month end, I can only guess their range....Do you know how to reason like an idiot? By writing a formal email to HR and ask to know what your colleague takes home...
I think the problem is, you think all this money being posted is ALOT of money and it means the person has achieved success..well, it's ok if it's big to you...and I think where we are coming from is the diff.. I'll leave it that way.
I saw pearls post, and I admired that tenacity to pick and complete 22 trips in a day, consecutively. It's not a small feat and I commend him, I CAN'T do it for that output though, I won't do it for tokenism but the guy try, he's a born driver, he was created for this Hussle. he's built for this job and I don't think he needs any direction again, he's found his, obviously and I congratulate him.

The simple truth here is everybody ain’t built to be an officer worker neither is anyone born to be a driver. But the hustle that gives you fulfillment and success is worth doing well.

So bro if that is what gives him joy and put food on his table bro he’s not doing bad as far as am concerned.

I dehumanize anybody’s hustle cuz myself am a graduate of Computer Science from Babcock University and I left both Skye Bank and FCMB to learn mechanic cuz I was miserable working in bank both as ET back then.

konkoabove:
Baba, please I beg you to move on from all these fracas. Draw your lessons and focus your energy on your new hustle/career.

Pls don’t advice this numskull cuz he go turn am to fight. Ordinary hotspot he steal from him mama he no go let us hear word here.

Na everybody you Dey old pass and helped. Guy if I add your age now you suppose don die bcuz na cemetery your age mates Dey idiot.

You failed at almost everything and you are here bragging with age as if age is an achievement.

Nigga still na advice I give you before you turn am to fight. And bro for the last time stay off my lane. I survive off my consistency and sweat. And if am going to appreciate anybody na God and never you.

obinoral1179:
and I was thinking of taking my Honda Civic to him for diagnosis because cheerful dey recommend am well... Let.me stick with to Dayo and uzo they have been helpful since a year ago...

E better make you stick to them bcuz na only bitter kola and gin I Dey take to render services

dav1002:
Chai....
If Bishop is a known thief
And Bishop and Felicity are team members
Therefore Bishop and Felicity are thieves
This is an example of falacy of.........
Thanks for this expose

Abeg house am not in the same sentence with that confused and depressed soul.

B-Auto is a brand now fully registered and well structured with about 10 workers. I no Dey beg or coerced people out of their properties and still form don like Anini.


Check out any of my links and see if anyhow comment Dey there

Thanks