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AutosRe: Honda Civic 2006 by Blackbishop(op): 2:34am On Feb 20, 2024
Cheadexe:
1.2 serious buy..because of body work and the suspension..which will make me to change the shocks.
Not flying
AutosRe: Honda Civic 2006 by Blackbishop(op): 10:14pm On Feb 19, 2024
Body

Location lagos

Chat me up on WhatsApp 08055347947

AutosHonda Civic 2006 by Blackbishop(op): 8:03pm On Feb 19, 2024
Honda Civic 2006 Naija Used

Engine and Transmission 100%
AC 100%

Suspension System 50%

Engine still intact
But body work is necessary

Price 1.5 million

Come and inspect buy and drive

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bournemouth Vs Liverpool (0 - 4) On 21st January 2024 by Blackbishop(m): 8:20pm On Jan 21, 2024
chikason22:
Ladies and gentlemennnn...
It's another entertaining weekend.
FT. BOURNEMOUTH 0:4 LIVERPOOL

That was so sweet. Just the way I like it
😋😋😋😋😋
Hope you all are entertained


Another deserved victory


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Another victory deserved
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 9:34am On Jan 21, 2024
Lexus RX 330 with Knock sensor bank 1 & 2 error code and Oxygen Sensor Bank 1&2 Sensor 2 for both banks after replacing with an oem. The trouble codes was still coming back. After carefully examine the wiring the ECM was the culprit and was replaced

Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 9:11am On Jan 21, 2024
Lexus LX 570 comes with random multiple misfire and a blinking check engine light on the instrument cluster, scan show a “ P2443 Lexus Code - Secondary Air Injection System Switching Valve Stuck Closed Bank 2”

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool: FA Cup (0 - 2) On 7th January 2024 by Blackbishop(m): 5:46am On Jan 08, 2024
We have walked through another storm, with our heads up high cause we are not afraid of the dark. At the end there was a golden light. YNWA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Newcastle United (4 - 2) On 1st January 2024 by Blackbishop(m): 9:40am On Jan 02, 2024
chikason22:
Roll call wey only few people dey acknowledge. Just dey like say I dey waste my ime.
🙁🙁🙁
Bro I Dey always acknowledge your mention
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Newcastle United (4 - 2) On 1st January 2024 by Blackbishop(m): 9:39pm On Jan 01, 2024
What exactly is Nunez doing at Liverpool and Salah seems to be outstaying his time at Liverpool. If 2 forward players are playing this rubbish we deserve no trophy this term I swear
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m):
Honda Civic 2006
Engine sound
Transmission ok
AC working
Suspension 50%
Body ok

Price 1.7

Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 11:06pm On Dec 11, 2023
Jpeter1990:
Greeting Boss.
please is it possible for a car to have a knocking sound without the oil light blinking. i asked cos thats the issue am facing now. when i start the car in the morning it will sound well but when warm, a slight knocking sound will be heard in the background. and i have driven the car from where i observed the sound to my house with no issue and till now the oil light is still not blinking. put in mind the oil light is working cos i have checked it. but am yet to see my mech. any suggestions please. other codes after scanning are P0325 and P1349
Greetings boss

Actually there are couple of noise from the engine it might be a pinging or tappet noise but from your code already you have knock sensor error code and valve timing code. Which I will advise to pay attention to.

Until a physical inspection is carried out I won’t be able to answer correctly. A car can knock without a single noise from the engine and a pinging noise can go on for a year and engine won’t even smoke not to talk of hooking
RomanceRe: Lady Tearfully Begs Fiance After She Went To Camp In A Hotel With A Man (Video) by Blackbishop(m): 7:56pm On Dec 11, 2023
Jennyclay:
Why recording and posting it online?? Is not as if he’s faithful either undecided. Nigerian Men are really childish undecided. The idiot even said he’s feeling like God undecided. Mumu!

You don’t give your girlfriend money, you don’t take her out on a romantic date, you nonsense men don’t even care about her well being and you want to experience faithfulness and true lovehuh undecided. You foolish men must be joking!!

I’ve said it, if I can’t get enough money, sex and true love from my man, I’ll look else where. No time!!

Shior!!
Another wasted sperm.

Abeg if your present Husby happens to drive I can help with car repairs as a Mech
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 9th December 2023 by Blackbishop(m): 12:24am On Dec 10, 2023
Angelfrost:
Sigh... Una just like to carry unnecessary bile enter simple banter.

My father always taught me that "quarrel nor be food".

Let's just be honest, Liverpool has improved greatly from last season's rut, but they're not yet there... Their luck be say Man City seems out of sorts this season.

However, they need to be at the very top of their game if they want to truly snatch it from City and Arsenal.

I respect you too Chief. cool
No doubt I agreed 100% but Man City doesn’t have that team again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 9th December 2023 by Blackbishop(m): 7:23pm On Dec 09, 2023
bentenny:
But there was an ongoing debate that klopp's Liverpool team cannot score against a team that is a man down!
Now that they have done it,you are still complaining!
Don’t mind them wailers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 9th December 2023 by Blackbishop(m): 7:21pm On Dec 09, 2023
Angelfrost:
Una too much... Tho it took a red card to help you guys, but good one capitalizing.

Liverpool should try and step up their game abeg. Arsenal ain't playing around.
People like you don’t worth exchanging words with. Was it not the same Liverpool last season that can’t defeat a team awarded red car? And now you are here with diarrhea of the mouth spewing trash as usual.

Still I come in peace with respect boss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 9th December 2023 by Blackbishop(m): 7:19pm On Dec 09, 2023
chikason22:
Ladies and gentlemennnn
My name is Chikason Simon and I bring you another sweet news.
Currently topping the EPL table
FT. [CRY 1:2 LIVERPOOL

We're the comeback king.
Hope you're entertained

Grab my popcorn and watch other title pretenders lose😎😎😎

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Have a wonderful weekend pals.
Sometime I think JK always gamble about who to field or he purposely fields the wrong ones but at the same time we’ve a super bench so I really don’t bother with first half mostly. Omo we still have arsenal and Aston villa wey don turn evil now
RomanceRe: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by Blackbishop(m): 12:18pm On Dec 09, 2023
If she is diligent with other aspect of the marriage then enjoy the free soul you have as a wife.

Let me add people who creates the animation are not children but adults like your wife. She has a very strong imagination
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 8:12am On Dec 06, 2023
Parts comes with warranty. And peace of mind.

FamilyRe: My Wicked Stepmum Has Requested For My Help by Blackbishop(m): 7:16am On Dec 02, 2023
Intergrated:
Go ahead and extend a helping hand. It makes you better than her. Please do help her.
Here comes the emotional and sentimental black man reasoning. Just passing thru what do I know
RomanceRe: A Pattern I Noticed With Most Working Class Ladies Have Dated From 27yrs Old. by Blackbishop(m): 8:58pm On Nov 21, 2023
FRANCISTOWN:
You never shee anything.
You go Chee chomchin
I swear make we welcome the guy to the club
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:02pm On Nov 19, 2023
Omoapena:
This Lagos is wild, I was on my way from osapa to unilag when I entered a big pot hole and my tyre deflated instantly, I parked by the road side to switch my tyre with the spare only for these touts/miscreants to appear from nowhere, they were 7 in numbers, they offered to help me but I said I'm okay with changing the tyre myself, I thought they would leave after telling them that but to my surprise, they were waiting.

After removing the deflated tyre, I went inside my trunk to bring out the spare only for these miscreants to tell me that before I can fix the spare, I will have to pay them money, I asked money for what and they said money for car break down on their road, I then asked again, where is your road and they said where I parked that i will have to pay them before I can do anything in my car. They hijacked the spare tyre from me and started rolling it away, I asked them, so how much am I paying and they said 10k, i said what! 10k for what and they said again for car break down in their territory, I looked around hoping I could see any government car or something that will pass so I can flag it down while they come to my rescue but I didn't see none then it dawn on me that I'm on my own and the only way I could sort this out is to relate with them friendly so I switched to my street OT and let them know we are brothers and I'm also a hustler like them and they don't have to be so aggressive, they then asked me how much am I giving them, I brought out 800naira hoping they will take it but they refused and started rolling my spare tyre away again, then I called the one giving them order to a side and relate with him like a brother with some kind of street slangs, he then realized I have some street OT too, then I brought out the last 1k in my car to add to the 800naira, making it 1800, he then collected it with appreciation for having a friendly conversation with them.



That was how my street OT saved me from this scavengers, now, I'm beginning to wonder if someone without this OT or someone so fearful encounter them, how will the person handle the situation without getting robbed or being beaten....


Lagos is truly wild..
Next time scout your environment before you start any car repair. Just OT will save you.

Just buy cigarettes put for car next time wait for them to come to you light up one stick and offer them. Then let them start convo and follow them vibe but no try obalande costain tout oooo
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 7:07pm On Nov 13, 2023
Mazda MPV parked since 2018 was revived and put to test by driving to and fro between Ogun state and Lagos State.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 7:09pm On Nov 07, 2023
shollywendy1:
Bishopppppppppppppppppp
Shollywendy baba. Tuale baba.
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 2:00pm On Nov 06, 2023
Benz ML 350 - Error Message on the instrument cluster “Parking Brake See Operator’s Manual”. Followed by “Service Required Do Not Shift Gears Visit Dealer”

I got a Benz ML 350 with the error messages at the same time won’t crank with those error messages flashing.

Here are steps taken

First I did complete diagnostic check and it came back not communicating with the CAN BUS

Second step was to physically inspect the Electronic Parking Brake (EPB) which should give a sound when the button is tapped.

Third step was to inspect the SAMs and the CAN BUS for any issue which was later discovered to be caused rust.

Fourth step was replacing the Back SAM and the middle SAM and all the 3 CAN BUS

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:13pm On Nov 04, 2023
Donbrowser26:
That's impossible bro except there's an hint about the car before. All they care about is your document and their pocket
Humanly correct as common sense, bro try travel to ilorin from ibadan or pass through oshogbo to offa to ilorin the police on that road are just Klaus kind of vampire. They will make sure to frustrate your dignity.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:08pm On Nov 04, 2023
Donbrowser26:
Na my madam motor. Find a madam to always pick your call and affirm she owns the car, simple as that.
E be like say you never jam mad one who will ask the madam the plate number and color of the car on phone. No just jam some mad ones
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 8:58am On Nov 04, 2023
Pearl1910:
If the previous owner leaves his plates for u, then u r free. But never tell Police that u bought the car. Always say "it's not my car" to law enforcement. Never show them anything that implies u bought the car; like Change of ownership, Affidavit, To whom it may concern, etc.
That is the scope. It save you stress with those overzealous dimwits
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bournemouth Vs Liverpool EFL Cup (1 - 2) On 1st November 2023 by Blackbishop(m): 10:34pm On Nov 01, 2023
Since that Tottenham game I have been viewing English football like a scripted movie. The politics been played in EPL is just too obvious in that game
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 8:01pm On Oct 29, 2023
easytig:
I can remember buying 30 litres for my generator set with just 5k in April, from nowhere subsidy is gone ,it turns to 18k for the same 30litres,my fellow Nigerians are busy doing I don't care.
some are busy walking kilometres to and fro their workplace.while others are just walking aimlessly begging strangers for peanuts.

The earlier we wise up and take the heat to the government,the better,all these I don't care attitude ,abi na suffering and smiling will only make the government take us for a ride and inflict more draconian policies that only reduce our disposable income.

I never knew it can be this bad sha 😭 within a twinkle of an eye.
Are you just seeing the draconian laws? Dem don start to Dey clamp cars in front establishments paying tax to them ooooo.
Now Dey have started coming up with car tax which I saw in Edo state where Corolla owner are been ticketed lol

One thing I will say is that; una never suffer reach to get sense when una don suffer get sense then we will point ya all in the right directions.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:42pm On Oct 29, 2023
BAZ001:
Tinubu will… Tinubu will since May 29th
APC you will just open you mouth waaaa as if you talking to primary sch student’s
Every of Tinubu step has taken Nigeria backwards. History will never forget him and Buhari as the worst presidents.

For your mind Lagos na Nigeria huh
He doesn’t have capacity to govern a nation. We dey here dey wait 8 yrs no too far
Baz be careful you and who Dey where?

If you be man enough come back agbado nation lets wait the 8 years together so we go know say we Dey here
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:02pm On Oct 29, 2023
Conner44:
You know the problem I have with you and your oga at the top? You say he increased lagos IGR, fine (even if it was via the over taxation of its residents) and he can do the same for the whole of Nigeria as its president abi? Good and I agree with that statement.

But this your talk of presenting someone with a better record . . . Hmm, have you not ever thought of the scenario whereby your oga finally increases this IGR you guys harp on about so much (via the ongoing excruciating taxation and suffering of the whole country's citizens) for his whole 4 year tenure only for the whole IGR to be LOOTED at the end of the day either by him or his other political croonies? undecided

I mean . . . It happened in this same lagos that he built didn't it? What (or who) stops him from doing it again? Last time it was just lagos funds, now he's sitting on the entire federal reserves huh

You're speaking of better candidates who can increase IGR meanwhile our country is (and has always been) burdened and choked by greedy politicians who don't have an atom of patriotism in their characters. You opened your eyes, saw tinubu and voted for him to over tax and suffer all of us, just so that the country can generate plenty more money and then you want us to HOPE that all these monies eventually realized wouldn't get siphoned back into his personal offshore accounts?

See let me tell you agbadorians something simple that I'm surprised you lot don't yet realize, our problem in nigeria isn't really about money or the lack of it, it has never been . . . our problem is ENDEMIC CORRUPTION and at this particular time in our country's seemingly 'shaky' existence we needed to have a leader who at least has an atom of patriotism and has in the past (at one time or the other) exhibited certain personalities/traits of being averse to wastage in the running of a government.

Under tinubu (and his ongoing draconian policies) will the country's IGR increase after his first tenure? Yes, I believe there's an 80% probability of this happening.

BUT

Under this same tinubu, will the eventually realized increases in the nations reserves be channeled into proper national building projects or get siphoned into various politicians personal accounts via the hidden conduit pipes in our banking system? Yes, I believe there's a 101% probability of this exact scenario coming to pass.

Why should Nigerians suffer for these good things finally be able to come to pass under a leader like tinubu? cry I mean, why will you open your eyes and knowingly give a big giant black rat your grilled fish to hold in safe keeping while you go to the farm to dig out your tubers of yam? undecided

You want monkey to work and baboon to chop abi? No wahala. Na all of us don turn monkey finally. We go see who go first fall from the top of iroko tree while swinging because of hunger.

Na here we dey angry
If you present this sensible argument I will gladly answer you just like the sensible person you are. But let out over sabi bloda who wait for their mama to load card so they can steal data to come here to fool themselves and haul insulting words to anybody that goes against their wack view of life.

Bro the don will answer you points in a mature way.

Our forum ogunfe will still come for me with that fact I didn’t mention names oooo. Anytime they comment you can sense the smell of foolishness
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:41pm On Oct 28, 2023
Felicity0001:
Him first get any levels b4??

The guy na mumu... U self no be good person... U dey drag him pant down him think say u dey do am good grin grin he keep singing ur praise base on say him no say him Bleep up 4 ur side.

The guy no get 1 atom of sense. Na federal goat.... Him mumu din cross several border
Bros after I don declare you have won, you and fellow members of the fool club won’t just rest naso you be elder yet you no still get sense if you never mention me in a day your stupidity never complete.

So think about this quote; “ As we grow older, we either grow wiser or foolish and some both but the foolishness is what you took.

You have won oooo agba foolish

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