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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 5:32pm On Aug 01, 2023
First and foremost felicity I regard and respect you a lot as the first member of this forum I met likewise Dru, and I have never had issues with you even when Dru thought I was against him not until we spoke on phone and I explained my side of the story before he understood why I was always on his matter.

For you helping me well thanks all the same but I was never your go to guy when it comes to referral it was always gazzuzz before the fallout with him. So get that right and with your lemon cars nobody here can point to me as felicity mechanic. I have a brand and a name that even you and your ancestors can never bring down.

I stopped commenting on this forum for a while now and baba nobody has come here to accuse me of an urgent 10k for pot of soup without delivering. Which I don’t do.

Not for bragging am currently importing cars now I don’t do lemons with evidence. So bro am not in your league pls


All these cars Dey my workshop if you care to see. So bro Dey your lane na advice I advice you about proof reading and you turn am to fight and I have desist from quoting your dumb ass epistle of foolishness and your cohorts of imbeciles who likes your jargons. You dimwit and association of namby-pamby.

Thanks and no thanks depressed soul

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 2:32pm On Aug 01, 2023
pope191:
Bishop is a known thief, so nothing new. If you want to disarm him, just chew like 10 bitter kola a night before going for him.
Abeg pope Wetin I thief?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:42am On Aug 01, 2023
obinoral1179:
please we have seen two dashboard from two top drivers, the age group or conference league of limca car sales and data analysis should post their July earnings or forever remain silent and those that sell car to send 10k for pot soup should post theirs too.....it's time for evidence not always talk and talk..
I talk am say you be devils pikin. Druski 2.0
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 6:04pm On Jul 30, 2023
BAZ001:
Because……
I don dey live for mama house huh
Or I do 10k transfer from POS to Pot Of Soup ?
I don’t sell lemon limca and my papa & mama dey heaven since.
Moses no dey DR Congo so no be me collect him home theater or dey fix him fan.

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hm.gif
Baz we need to ban you for 1,000,000 years on this forum
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 6:02pm On Jul 30, 2023
mejai:
Indirectly u are advising that man in DR Congo. Chai!! Na u worse paz. Dem say make we dey call names now. BAZ001, u hear am? Is it green in DR Congo? Cos they have accused u of having plenty time to come here.
Na Sudan d Mara fuka dey
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 11:27am On Jul 30, 2023
Felicity001:
Oh na now u no say u dey mumu urself with that ass's licker...lozzz...

Dey play...

Better face your business and leave those two monikers

They'll never change in this life despite change is constant but it failed in their turn.

The cheerfulgiver guy will be the first to insult and curse ooh but when you return the favor pope191 will carry it like a vulture carrying a pot of sacrifice in his head to ring road and will start spoiling your name that you insulted everybody just to gain popularity sympathy... So sad!

My brother, just like you rightly said, no matter the good you do in life haters will always hate.

Me I keep being myself.
If you curse me I go go to top of the mountain and curse your generation
If you bless me
I will climb an alter and you and your generation.
It's an eye for an eye for me.

Pope191 that cursed himself if cursed already... E no go better for am... So shall it me... Na him curse him self no b me... Na him say him papa go use him hand burial am no be talk am ooo.
See now you don curse ya sef with your write up. Go skool you say NO. Get sense you still talk NO, ok proof read your write you still refuse. Imagine your own write na yourself you Dey curse.

Feli my guy pause now. No follow person wey no follow you fight drag now
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:32pm On Jul 29, 2023
saudatu:
Brother abeg I was ask to reach reach you ooo....
My Camry 03 fuel consumption is high. Pls help me make I no dey work for Petrol Station and bolt commission. Thank you sir
Just call me
08055347947
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:30pm On Jul 28, 2023
Glithronix:
Good afternoon, boss.
How about the Apongbon/Eko bridge?
Dem don close 'em for the repair?

Much respect, baba.
Pope our new traffic update commissioner. Oga Pope do you have an idea of lekki epe expressway traffic situation and the areas to avoid due to heavy traffic. Your opinion is highly appreciated for newbie drivers like us.
Thanks in anticipation
FamilyRe: Will You Take Your Wife Back If She Cheats On You? by Blackbishop(m): 7:47pm On Jul 27, 2023
IconicR:
Cheating sabi pain Dem ehn 😂😂😂😂. Only good men go get good women, you can't explore the brothel life to the maximum and expect a good woman to inherit your baggages lailai. Thank God say virgin scarce 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you all don't deserve it
Pele virgin Iconic. Are you married? If you are, did your Husby met you a virgin? And what are your contributions to your home if married? And if single what is your body count now?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 3:36pm On Jul 27, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
It's actually okay to be dumb. You're not the first. The world is big enough for everyone, including dumb people.
Bro let me just chip in why don’t you explain the numbers to him and let it slide we don Dey learn gradually again on these forum no add gbas gbos again
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 10:36am On Jul 27, 2023
RX 330 2008 model inspected and shipped to Nigeria with a pinging sound in the engine was repair and replaced all done by and at B-Automobile Engineering

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:37am On Jul 27, 2023
Ceenelly:
sir ideally how many litre goes for an hour using 1.8 litre 4 cylinder as an example, thanks.
Don’t misquote me here - averagely your 1.8 liters should be using max 7liters for 100 kilometers. Which is not possible due to some constraints.

If you will like to know I will gladly enlighten you
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:34am On Jul 27, 2023
Eyinola1:
I know I do full day only on Sunday and I deyh feel am for body I wonder how guys drive morning till night for 7 days round d clock tho am lazy 😢 😭
Bro you know say you no be driver. Enjoyment officer
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 7:25pm On Jul 26, 2023
Luxurydriverng:
Thanks for your feedback, well I have improved in some aspect if you ask me perhaps you can be more specific on areas I can further improve, or is it just the wine and some pluppers? Well improvement is gradual as I approach making some good YouTube revenue I will invest in my content delivery. Once again thanks for watching.

Edited;
Do you create content on any platform? Kindly share your link 🔗 I would like to see your craft maybe I can learn one or two from your content delivery.
Lip sealed before another hilarity begins
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:14pm On Jul 25, 2023
Conner44:
Let me tell you a story.

My father was a career banker. He woke up by 4:30am every day to beat traffic in order to arrive at work before his resumption time. He came back home nothing earlier than 8pm every day as well. I grew up for most of my early life not even waking or sleeping in the presence of my dad. I only had time with him on weekends. I missed my dad so much back then but I understood why he was always away. He was a banker working to give I and my siblings a better life. He retired after 37 years of living this way. He's still alive today and doing well too but he can't get back all those years he wasn't around to bond with us his kids. Till today my mom is still the one who underands us kids as individuals while my dad still thinks about us as his responsibilities like housing, clothing, feeding etc. It's now part of his psyche.

I later grew older and vowed never to be like him. I can't be at a desk for a better part of the day everyday and earn how much? My kids growing and changing every time I see them on weekends. Not knowing their habits or friends except my wife informs me. No chance to play or do home works with them because by the time I'm home they might already be sleepy or I'm the one whose feeling same. I grew up most of my life watching my dad from afar because his desk job robbed us of time with him . Did he make the money? Yes he did, but I still saw many of his mates who were into several other things without being chained to a desk doing far better than he was.

After he retired he tried his hands at many businesses but they failed because he couldn't control certain aspects of them. He had spent all his life working at a desk and found it hard to adjust to life after work. He didn't have time to learn any new skills or businesses asides his what was always waiting for him at his desk. His finances dwindled and he encountered several setbacks. To God be the glory we his kids were already of age and independence had set in uo assist our parents. By the time he realised that he had spent so much time facing one direction and forgot there were more roads to follow when he arrived at the eventual career T junction waiting in front of us all.

If you know you're living your life like my dad on this thread please think again about your future. That desk job will end one day and then what? How much will your pension be? How often will you get it? What will be its purchasing power by then?

You say you drive after working to earn a side pay but at the same time downplay the role of driving as a verifiable skill.

It is well.
That is my story kind of but it was my mum here. That was why as Babcock graduate I never cherish the office life I worked with two banks but I never felt that fulfillment until I resigned to learn mechanic.

The kind of joy waking up everyday going to the workshop alone Dey always sweet me for belle. I can bet my life where this mechanic business has taken me to bank job can’t. The kind of people I’ve met or the kind of finance the business has directed towards my side.

But glory to God ego didn’t take that from me bcuz if I reason my guys that were discouraging me from resigning to learn mechanic or how I lost all my pals and some family members all bcuz I choose to learn mechanic you go fear how we humans are programmed.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:57pm On Jul 25, 2023
Pearl1910:
Trust me, if the salary is big, d person will not be doing Uber on d side.
I can't even remember d last time I woke up by 5am to go and work except when I am pursuing my other businesses and trying to beat traffic.
I know what I want in life, and ehailing is giving it to me easily. I left paid employment, I resigned with my hands no be say anything happen. The total amount of ajo I do a week is more than 100k.
I don't answer to anybody, write query when I am late or get sent on errands that they can kidnap me, I don't wait for oga to leave office before I go home, I am in control of my life.
I can sleep at home for two weeks in a month and still make 2times the salary of a Lagos big boy.
Every endeavour has its own advantages and disadvantages, let's do whatever pays us, whatever is working for us and whatever makes us fulfilled and happy.
I will never pull down any hussle, whether corporate job or business, others should learn to do same.
But it easy for some people to look down on mechanics here, it doesn’t take more than two sentences you will hear “smelly midget mechanic blackbishop “
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 8:23pm On Jul 24, 2023
dav1002:
You be case I swear 😂
Let me enjoy myself oooo. Na crime to kuku laff again
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 2:41pm On Jul 24, 2023
BAZ001:
You see u don dey support or believe pope again

No I’m in a town hall different from balabluu clowns like Gentlelife50, mejai and yeyegbami they are never serious and very lazy drivers , always complaining but never pack go their mama house sha…
Seriously I drove like ants but still no meet up 1M target na why I give up...

Well, TheModerator is eyeing you with bombastic side eye…

Just dey play
You see y I no Dey take you serious? You still mention person for him mama house
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 2:14pm On Jul 24, 2023
AOB1:
My honorable drivers in the house please which engine oil is best for my 2006 Toyota Corolla between 5w30 and 20w50 Mobil because the person I bought the car from said he is using 20w50. Please I want you guys to help me out because I just bought the car and I don't have any experience about car. Is 20w50 good for the car or I should change it to 5w30, bro I need your advice on this.
Bro just stick to that 20W 50 jeje
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:42pm On Jul 24, 2023
Felicity001:
Even if him reply that was my last address to him reason I made it precise.

If you'll had noticed I took my time to reply

I've left this thread before until some good people called me to come and address some things

Now that I'm almost done here you all may not be seeing me again.

Life is in stages, if you remain in a particular stage for too long it means you're not making any progress

This place is full.of hate, jealousy and envy.

I'm getting nothing from here
It's not adding anything positive to my life any longer so it's makes foolish to continue coming here to drag crumbs with children

Pope has made himself an enemy for ever,
Blackbishop has shown his true colors, a cameleon just as Dru said... Peep4u warned me but I didn't listen.

It's time to move in men.
I meet the thread and I will never see the end of it.
#fact
Na my problem be this with you, you keep involving me in you fiasco when am not even close to the disco. Bro if you have any issue with me talk am we reason am. A lot of peeps are beefing and I no Dey even recognize their existence m, bcuz I don’t even know Dey are angry with me in the first place. Felicity if you want or have something from me bro just ask and stop joining my name with whomever Dey vex you.

Let there be a parley
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 11:21pm On Jul 23, 2023
BAZ001:
This is so sad,

Just wasted a life like that… he could be a silent reader on dis thread or telegram group.

For those still blaming d driver, pray u don’t loose guard on a deadly day.

I got a request once @11:15pm at night and drove straight to PU cos rider was going to Ijesha and I e we I’ll drop him and go to lere to close for the day.
Got to pick up

Rider: male (very red eyes) sat in front and said pls wait
Me: okay
Next thing 2 guys dead high with bags open door sat at d back, smelling of weed as I wan go, another guy open door with bag too from road side and said oya make we dey go .
I started car and drove for 5mins then I realized I don loose guard for night and dis guys no dey talk

I parked closed to a street light ran to window and ran to other side begin beg d one infront
Me: sir I beg na food I dey find, na hustle I dey help me
Rider 1: Oga wetin happen?
Me: I dey fear … told him straight say key dey ignition.
Rider 2 : at back started laughing dt dem go drink after work and going to sleep say dem no be thief

Na half mind I carry drive that day.
Imagine if dey were real killer.

God no go kukuma leave us.
Baz to take you serious Dey hard me, seriously I don’t even know when you Dey talk true or cruise. I don Ladd wake people now
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:30pm On Jul 23, 2023
Conner44:
Na wetin I been dey tell pope that year before him leave the bishop for inside the kingdom and fall yakata enter into the world grin
Lol now am off
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:28pm On Jul 23, 2023
Conner44:
The last time I encountered someone that exhibited a similar psychological disorder like that guy was back when I was in university.

This particular lady was after my attention by fire by force. She was actually attacking me and behaving like a witch towards me in the area.

If I drop paper she will say I'm littering, if I go outside yard she will run ald padlock the gate even if I just went out to piss inside the gutter. She will tell lies against me to everyone. As in ehn . . . I was so furious I approached my landlord one day and reported the lady to him. He laughed hard and long and do you know what he told me?

"better friend the girl, she like you well well, nothing wey go make am leave you"

I was very shocked, disappointed then furious at the way he dusted my concerns as if I was just gossiping the girl sad

But do you know that finally finally, one hostel birthday party evening after dark, i went to beg her roommate for matches to on lamp and met her alone. Then our usual small yabing turned to pushing then to pulling then to removing and then cutlass sharp and before i carry eye up egbanor don clear sharpaly cool

My rent expire the next 2 months and I immediately move go another hostel bone the girl totally . . . I layer get to find out say the girl na real psycho just like this our village mad man dancing in our front today angry

I don dey reason if this guy na gay . . . His behavioural pattern reeks of feminism undecided

Hmm . . . Cheerfulgiver dey careful sha oh. Nobody dey sabi finish for this country wey we dey true true
Depression is real so is metal distress
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 3:20pm On Jul 23, 2023
Conner44:
See this one undecided you just demystified yourself. You're not even sensible. So your only weapon of blackmail against anyone here is a photo of their own smiling face? undecided face that is on their Facebook profile till today?

I don't need to report you. Why waste my time. You have 100 spare accounts. Na the mod go tire undecided

Just keep dancing naked for us here. I'm enjoying your madness aje grin
Pls add likes for him since his life depends on it
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m):
Conner44:
That mental patient has up to 5 different accounts operating on this very thread. He has others that he uses to post on other threads on numerous parts of the forum Hes is a helplessly jobless troll.

I know 2 particular people that always reserve their likes for him no matter what. I just wonder how they feel now that he is finally naked and running amok in this our market square grin

Yes I'm shading you gentlelife and the Congolese runaway clown cheesy make una come carry una member oh. Him don carry overdose today
In fact I just have to check again if I offend the guy before or I mention him anywhere in a disrespectful way. He just started off as a rabid dog.

Seriously there is no point fighting cuz I tot it’s for the ladies we guys should settle out of forum. I say something distasteful call me we reason. Most of the guys here are on cruise. No matter what Pope or Baz says to me on these forum will get me worked up cuz I know them to be clown mostly.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 2:08pm On Jul 23, 2023
anthony533:
Oga try rest...

What's the reason of hating CheerfulGiverr if he is not doing better than you in real life?...

You even went as far joining his telegram group to monitor his activities there.. What for,if you are not a hater?

Oga,nowadays life in Nigeria is hard and people are trying to survive,and for someone like you and others here who claims to be doing well in real life will not have this kind of hatred and frustration...

I have not seen a man in present day Nigeria who hustle almost every day that stay under a tree..

Its only those lazy ass men with wife and children that stays with there mother on thesame one room and such people need psychiatric evaluation,such people need help.
I wonder the set of people who dash these people likes. How blackbishop take enter him argument?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 2:07pm On Jul 23, 2023
TheModerator:
Blackbishop, just shut up esle I will spoil your stupid brand for life. I don't operate on that your getho level.
If you truly wakes up everyday as a man pls if you don’t spoil the brand you be capital letter BASTARD
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:00pm On Jul 23, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
Oluwole graduate.... Dyslexic Møron
By their handle you shall know them. Another depressed soul on the loose looking for cheap likes. Matter we don cross na him this slowpoke decide on his bed to revive. Pele egbon of the street
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 12:56pm On Jul 23, 2023
TheModerator:
To you Pope. You are a bundle of disappointment. Why are you flirting and having exchanges with the fool , cheerfulgiver. Have you forgotten how he made a mess of you on this thread years back? I be think say you be correct man but you are just a snitch on the corner. Proper woman wrapper.

Just because you were privy of one or two info about Felicity, you could not control yourself. You were so eager to disgrace him here because another snitch and snake called blackbishop said something to you. I'm happy the way Felicity ripped into you and tored you apart.
Hey come and see something; Another nuisance on the loose again.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 12:53pm On Jul 23, 2023
TheModerator:
A soul have just been lost, maybe someone's father, son, brother and husband. This is your only way of showing sympathy. Shows how much of a low life that you are. Gutter born and bread. This is the reason why you have been barren inside and outside, nothing to show for all your struggles, not even a child, nothing. The wicked will always parish.

So, your foolish mind cannot decipher that there's no safe place at night in Lagos? That you could be lured, taken hostage and mogued off in any area, road or estate in Lagos at night? History is your friend. Goat driver. Some of you just came to Lagos to hustle and have no idea about what goes on underground.

I can only pray your useless soul doesn't get wasted out of stupidity
I come in peace, but baba you mean the guy b4
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 12:33pm On Jul 22, 2023
BAZ001:
[b][/b]

Tell dem grin always trying to shut me up from saying d truth
Whoever is behind dis moniker you are doing well.
U be better person


https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/yippie.gif
You b clown
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:00am On Jul 22, 2023
donbrowser:
Is the corolla still available?
If yes, how much?
Chat me 08055347947

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