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What is the meanest car issue you’re currently experiencing-?

Emrich1:
I can't stop laughing watch till the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0vXfPUHFpM

Wahala don stand na you go touch wahala you come shout Wetin you Dey find na palava you Dey find

EOD available for 1 million but it comes with transmission issue

Mercedes Benz ML350 CAN BUS communication issues, ISM, SAM all fixed

eswhy001:
Os this still available and how much pls

Very much available call or chat me
08055347947

pope191:
so nah mop deh em head ehen! No wonder. Now I can understand better

So where re you going with this

Doris4ever:
For rental or HP
Drop contact sir.

Boss na sell this one b

A Benz C200 Kompressor available.

AlNur:
My brothers I am still searching for a car to drive on bolt. I will remit 30k weekly. I stay around Ojodu Berger and can be reached on WhatsApp 08067937074

Am on a platform where someone needs a driver for LAG RIDE staying around your location let check if the offer is still available

obinoral1179:
we cars dealer here that can get someone 650k worth of car sorry 800k and you will spend roughly #150k.to fix it but commission for the car dealer is #50k.... All the best

Na from snapping of finger e Dey enter dance and na from dance e Dey enter where I no know

BAZ001:
Pearl1910 talks as if he has special millionaires spirits has riders or his car fly from island to mainland without Lagos traffic.
Is surge everywhere from January to May?
If this new development is real Nigerians will be jappaing back to drive Uber.

900k every month…Uber driver se u dey whyne me niiiiieee

Ordinary to gross 1M in December CheerfulGiver almost ran mad and lost car in the process.


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What a LIFE

sammiejr:
You post screenshot of chicken change to validate your worth on sm😁 na em dey make your ego run wild. Aren't you ashamed that your monthly contribution x your age still won't still be worth one of my properties? Wetin be your networth as of today 13th May 2023? No go screenshot all your account balance too for us oh!

And I tagged you earlier as a man should not by snide remarks like people who live in 'face me, I slap you' do.

Mr. I contribute 100k monthly...I have two cars and want to buy a 3rd one🤦‍♂️
Empty barrel...📣

✌️Wishing you peace, humility and success. Don't be proud sir, you need it.

Pls who are we reading about here?

pope191:
Felicity you know when you and your boss was having it. I felt he was being harsh on you, but your lies make everything vivid lately. Ask around, barely anyone that tell lies, that won't involve in dabious things. Now I see clearly... anyway since you are no longer with us, come and carry your starter pack

God of mamas cooking pot sha wan rise again

BAZ001:
No Noooo I no dey like dis kind thing
No naah e bite me for body

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Oja mi Lara je. Baz come and do and go

Felicity001:
This guy used to work with a bank but he kept finding purpose in life just like every other person.

We humans we continue to find purpose in life till we crew into our grave some day.

He resigned his banking job and took up his car for Uber and there after unto automobile, his first job was a wreck but he kept on improving in his craft and he's still doing that. His confidence is growing, his spirit is getting bigger. Now he handle big cars like G63, Audi just name it reason he won't attend to my converted jalopy 2003 C-klass or waste his time and refreshment money buying pope191 biggy kola and best bit while working on his 2003 Civic. Same thing goes to GAZZUZZ once a champ in the Uber business but now GAZZUZZ doesn't even have tools for any car bellow 2006 model. Lol...

They've find purpose in life, peace and joy even though they get their hand dirty or burnt by an exhaust pipe.

@ Tojah just one car sale we both had in January/February was.more than enough to sort my 2 bed apartment, just one. Yes it may not come all the time but you know what? I've peace of mind, I have more time watching my kids grow right in my presence, I don't have to drive in late or early in the morning all because I want to earn a living. I wouldn't have to out my life in line or have to take all the insult from moving all the olosho girls in Lagos as if I was the one that banged them with an iron dic.k

Just a single sales or contract can sustain a man for life but how many shoes will a Uber driver have to shine b4 he can become a billionaire?

Pope191 answer me! How many shoes do you have to shine as an aboki before you can become wealthy according to your defination of wealth? Do you have to spend all your youthful years struggling to make money? How them do you enjoy the money you've gathered when you're old?

Don't get me wrong I'm not talking down on the hustle bro, I'm only telling you it's not for smart people people like me... Probably it's for dummies like you who are satisfied with shoe shining wages, people like you who value the progress of an ant while they work like an elephant.

That what Uber work does bro. Take it or leave!

Swallow the pile!
Swallow it!!

Feli na your epistle Dey make me no Dey read your opinions again. An adage goes thus; an empty barrel makes the loudest noise.

You’re right mostly with your points but when you talk too much you go off point. Learn to control your emotions and learn to listen more and talk less. Do you know what they call people like you?

A Namby-Pamby or Garrulous mofo. No insult but na reality. In fact take a break from Uber thread be scarce bro

pope191:
Bishop! Bishop!! How many times I call u

Absent or Am unavailable dem no Dey see me. But wait I never see JANUS put mouth. Make e no be like say I Dey fear Toto Dey Bleep yansh. I mean Pearl1920?

obinoral1179:
person no fit send urgent 10k again...kilode...

Obinora be careful I know say na set up between you and pope

pope191:
Oko ilu... you are just making me laff hard here. You sell car 800k, boiz for area collect 30k how many plots of land una sell again?

Whoops! I forget you don quick wire 10k out of the money give madam, even when una never buy car I guess make them throway the soup wey deh house, make fresh one with enough fish and ponmo. Baale don catch maga and em coming home nah to come sit under fan finish fufu

#InsideLife

Pope off mic e don do, na Israel finishing be this now. Baz come hold your brother here before Druski put mouth join. And our motivational speaker will disappear into oblivion

pope191:
Lol... but you know say nah your back I deh boss. I honestly won't concern myself with stuffs like this, but I've seen lot of peeps fold on this hustle. How did ABC, the young and Co kept keeping on after all these years, while people come and go in transportation business. I am not saying Uber is the best thing, but when person promise to dress you up nicely, first look wetin em wear.

If he have advice to share, disrespecting other is not the best way to go about it. Everytime we talk done on this hustle, yet we wake and jump into the car. Are we under some kind of spell? I know the story of a man his wife borrowed money for him to get a car, he was doing good, don't know what pushed him to a business, he start seeing some change. Next he sell the car and delve fully into the business. Today he is sitting with the wife at her shop. All effort gone.

The so called Felicity after all his ups and downs, with his advice. What is he doing today? Tell him to come out honestly with receipts. Set awon Dangote adviser. Who even in his right sense sells land (properties) for car (valuables)? I honestly won't lay back and watch someone that can't pay house rent rain insults on my via proxy or not.

If doesn't succeed in things he put his hands on, shouldnt be enough reason to generalise.

And to the other folks. Driving is technical, it goes way beyond jumping into the car and moving Lagos aimlessly.

Ododo oro

pope191:
I'll do that when you post the receipt of your recent house rent. Nah mumu una deh call all of abi?

This is what I call EPIC

Replacing the old Knock Sensor with a new one - OEM parts all from B-Automobile Engineering.

Marubo:
You're damn right dude; leave that matter for people wey sabi...if only from the diarrhea of his mouth I always knew Dru was a gäy motherfúcker. His wife is his hubby

Baba it will be better if you let the sleeping dog lies jeje. Don’t go and poke the sleeping giant where e Dey except you wan catch cruise and Chief, Elder state man, Engineer, PHD, FHI, FBI, CIA, DSS Dru23 doesn’t catch cruise. To before warn is to before harm. Na the way I go take exit be that ooooo

Marubo:
Dru no fit post for here again na...him mamawife done seize him password

See am out of here jeje. Na you know that one oooo

BAZ001:
zukwanuike biko no add salt to injury

After ur fellow kazeem don give Felicity 2 heavy punches for eye to rest him brain for money to drop
You wan come dey add to d punch for here
Noooo now, e no good.
Felicity001 na big name for here oo
We no go allow una dey disrespect Felicity like that.
Se Felicity001 wa kere ninu ayie ni ?
Haba small thing police go slap am, kazeem go blow am, newbie go drag am… wetin self

Wahala wahala who go come go release Babuu for zoo like this

pope191:
And he resemble Hausa from far. Howfa the lemon you buy for shollywendy, they still deh push em start?

I no see how thunder no go catch you last last

tojahh:
Sign of Mahmoud Yakubu....


Announcing a winner while we were asleep

Tojah no forget say I get red button for hand oooo

pope191:
Glo network everybody must don go bed before you see service

Thunder fire you. Come abeg pearl come help drag this guy

BAZ001:
Na jeje i just dey pass and peeping on wetin dey happen for here. Na so I see FASASI1 dey drag Felicity like I pass my neighbor generator. Ah Ah wetin fit cause this dragging like this ?
Gbam Themoderator drop picture of the benz with horn bandaged on radiator before i know it bottles don dey fly up and down.
Them mention Tojahh name say he wan sell lemon car but Felicity hijacked the client and sell Bad lemon car to the client .
Them say pearl1910 drive round Lagos, Akute agbado, ajah , Abeokuta looking for good lemon car and finally bought civic for client but next day the civic no gree start
Everybody just dey put mouth dey wash dirty linen for public.
E remain small bottle for touch izzou cos izzou begin talk down on agents not knowing say na car dealers/agent full here. Men no dey move Lagos again.

Before you know it , Everywhere just scatter


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Bazoo you not fit change I swear. Make I add oga Dru to this discussion

Felicity001:
I think I want to agree with you on your perception but who do you blame?

Our parents for poor rich/poor?
The society?
The country
The government?
Or God Who do you blame?

As a man and as a Nigerian... We are so subjected to so many hardship. Survival instinct... We have to feed
We have to pay bills
We have to look after age parents, siblings, wife and kids for those who have.

The society/country have gone so bad that eve. A 100k can't sustain a family of 4 for one month even if they life in a 2 room apartment.

After all my good will to people both in this trend and elsewhere, in the end they promised and not filful, some tell you thank and gid bless you... some after you even help them with advise, tactics on how to raise money, still source for cars for them to buy, give them contacts to go for inspection while you're busy doing your Uber rat and cat race they buy but never come to appreciate you for your little effort, look at obinaral he's one of them... I'm calling him out simply because he knew he's guilty yet he took the first stone by calling his fada a scammer... But he forgot so soon how I nurtured him, gave him advice and encourage him.

some are fantastic guys trust me... Guys like Readadream, the likes of OfficialDJ, Blacknishop, Pearl, Tojah, Izzou, many of them I can't even remember their monikers... Readadream only meet me once and he sent a million + without being there to buy the car he's currently using, his car was even in bad shape than the one bought for this ungrateful fasasi1 because it was part of my first experience so I knew little then... OfficialDJ, i will walk pass that guy on the street because till this very moment I still haven't meet him... I still went to ladipo last month for a complet engine and gear for one of his CLS500... Google that car no be small pikin dey drive that kind car.

There is a guy here up till now I do not know his moniker but we talk on WhatsApp till date... In fact no need na long story.

I made it clear here even b4 that 1diot fasasi1 contacted me out of the blues that my services are no more free. And that was the first thing I told him. 50k or nothing.

Inspect with your mechanic and if the price is okay with you pay and go face what ever come after simple!

Be a man and face your trouble instead of cryinyover a spilled milk

Guy man as dem owe you money naso you Dey owe me money Oya send my money before I cast you now now

Pearl1910:
A picture of the car will say alot.
Also, We weren't there, so we can only conclude from the partial gist released here. Maybe Felicity didn't want to give the mechanic his cut that's why punches came out. My take on this matter is clear, both parties have fault.

I never for once want to quote you bcuz you be JANUS - Meaning double faced devil. But your opinion about thing and act like you are way above some stuff u do really baffles me. But ITK oga remove emotions and stand at a point of both parties and judge. Obinora case I was more than happy how far you gone. I will gladly recommend a newbie to you anytime but Dey judge matter without resent or preferences.

obinoral1179:
I won't respond to you in the manner you think I will.... It's someone that doesn't have a father or have proper home bringing that will decend so low in abusing someone fathe, that aside.

The issues I have with you lot is that, many people consider this place an online family, especially from known moniker but most monikers that post on the group are mainly for business which many newbie are not aware of, many will seek you people for advice and guidance and you won't explain to them that you are not doing a charity work but business after all and all you will be asking for money for agent and this.....


To my Civic that I bought, thank God since last year till date my phone was not stolen by a passenger and I can screenshot the date I messaged you and talked about you with car you didn't mention any finders fee or agent fee to me,you portray yourself as someone helping a brother not knowing you are looking out for your own pocket just like you did to the other guy..... NB I'm not saying you should not hustle but common when I approach you guys my money is 50k to get you a decent car that you will not spend much due to your budget I will go back and sleep and leave you to work, that is where pearl1910 made a mistake because he didn't tell me thinking I'm aware even meself was pitying him as he was driving me around to look for a car from surulere to abule egba to akute before we finally a settle for one but I can SAY categorically THAT With half of what Fasasi wrote down there and with your response you can't lace the shoe of pearl1910 in terms of integrity and you can't even come close to me in terms of integrity and openness...... So if I have bought car from you that is how you would have treated me and still go back and inflate the price of the car from my back and you will still come back to ask for Finder fee or agent fee....

Literally you scam the guy and you couldn't even stand with him till he gets the car up and doing..... Pearl1910 stood with me in all aspects and we are good today even the 30k I paid him for the finder fee is not enough for all the things we have done together that is where humanity come first because not everything is money but if you think everything is money say it immediately someone approach you and work for the money..... Not Seeing an opportunity to fleece someone that is novice and you take advantage saying it's business, Business kill you there.....


Lastly no b only you dey business worth millions infact of they ask you to tender your account statement it will change to some people here....


I know you will reply the best way you can reply...


I will advise you apologize to the guy you scam and always be plain to anyone that comes to you for advise or work....

Guy you don nack am nail on the head. I wonder where humanity comes first with them. Pope wey my Togo rice before I open your yansh

[quote author=FASASI1 post=122931268][/quote]No mind hoodlum I no Dey read him epistle again cuz the error wey dey hoodlum epistle will make you miss road. Oya make una rest abeg