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A pun is a word that means more than one thing
and this is a poem, like a song you don’t sing
I am trying my best to write one about both
and weather it’s good I can’t give you my oath
but I’ll do my best to make sure its well explained
to be a good conductor you must first be trained
when I say trained what does that mean to you
a way of learning, or a moving choo choo
now there you go, and wasn’t that fun
there is no right answer cuz that there's a pun
now I'll ramble off a few that I can think of off
hand
so listen up closely and see if you understand
to deliver all those presents at Christmas, Santa
must truly be gifted
when I finish working out at the gym I feel like a
huge weight has been lifted
my deodorant asked if it could make a pit stop and I
said sure no sweat
I chose to learn the piano over the guitar and I
don’t even fret it
I would learn how to juggle but, I’m afraid things
will get out of hand
when it comes to Apple maps, I’m not really sure
where I stand
hemorrhoids are a real pain in the ass
and people who drop out of school have no principals
or class
when I told my friend she was a terrible gymnast
she totally flipped
and I couldn’t come up with a joke on the fly when
her pants were unzipped
the cow who couldn’t produce milk was an udder
disgrace
and I’m sorry for this one, I’m about to bash a
whole race
to hurt anyone’s feelings is not my intent
but the Indy 500 is a boring event
zombies get a very bad wrap I have come to find
and all they really want is a piece of mind
I used to dislike them as well and was a fellow
complainer
then decided to join them myself and it was a no
brainier
there you go two more puns about the undead
and the fact that they like the brains in your head
lets try for one more in this poem I’m conveying
a mime can drive a real car, but that goes without
saying
now of course he doesn’t talk as he drives away
and obviousness is the second thing on display
so once again it’s a phrase that means more than
one thing
and if its done properly a smile it will bring
if you don’t get a laugh and done it in this fashion
it’s not your fault some people hate puns with a
passion
only smart people receive them with delight
the people who don’t are simply not bright
so if you tell one and it does not succeed
you’ve probably told it to a silly inbreed
whatever you do don’t let them make you quit
keep on telling puns and challenge your wit
I think I’ve explained what a pun is quite nicely
and any confusion I hope I’ve cleared up precisely
I know I didn’t explain a poem like I previously said
but simply go back and review the words you just
read

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