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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:09am On Jan 23, 2015

I tried writing a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot

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Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 10:24pm On Jan 22, 2015

Anybody here got biobaku?

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:29pm On Jan 22, 2015

Left all my ingredients in Hells kitchen because Gods thyme is the best.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:07pm On Jan 22, 2015

Today An octopus robbed the bank of america. He didn't have a gun but he was well armed.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:04pm On Jan 22, 2015

Jafar was arrested for beating the princess. He was charged with a sultan battery.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:26pm On Jan 22, 2015

Hitler was surprised when his most trusted generals turned on him. He definitely did Nazi that one coming.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:54am On Jan 22, 2015

What do u call a flat chested policewoman? A cup

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Romance › Re: Why Are Ladies Attracted To Beards? by Blackeard(op): 12:25pm On Jan 21, 2015

Annypie:
hehehe. ..dont mind him, like we dont hav preferences too.

Team no beards sha...

so u don't like beards?

Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 8:53am On Jan 21, 2015

ayanfe96:
lool. nah, i dont. y

hmmm really? Ok then.

Romance › Re: Why Are Ladies Attracted To Beards? by Blackeard(op): 12:37am On Jan 21, 2015

Fabdedon:
Answer :
....why is it that when guys look at a lady d first thing they check is the size of her package

thank you for answering the question with another question. It was very helpful.

Romance › Re: Why Are Ladies Attracted To Beards? by Blackeard(op): 12:35am On Jan 21, 2015

hizson:
Lol..op do you have beards

yes a lot.

Romance › Why Are Ladies Attracted To Beards? by Blackeard(op): 12:09am On Jan 21, 2015

Seriously I dunno. Its like beards are the new six packs. U walk up to a girl and next thing she starts checking u out for beards. Why? Why?

TV/Movies › Re: 'Mortal Kombat' Actor Darren Shahlavi Dead Of Apparent Overdose by Blackeard(op): 12:01am On Jan 21, 2015

Kingsimmer:
r.i.p.d

moreover ,do you know that: there is a presidential election going-on on nairaland as we type ...vote for your party now ...make your party no carry last for febuary14

click https://www.nairaland.com/2104123/nairaland-presidential-election

will there be free drinks?

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Career › Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Blackeard(m): 11:57pm On Jan 20, 2015

OP you forgot to add footballers. Mehn those guys can lie. I footballer will catch the ball with his bare hands but still be arguing with referee when the whistle is blown. I'm sure if puyol stares hard at cristiano, he will dive and say puyol pushed him. Look at suarez. All of them liars. I think footballers top the chart on the one.

TV/Movies › 'Mortal Kombat' Actor Darren Shahlavi Dead Of Apparent Overdose by Blackeard(op): 11:44pm On Jan 20, 2015

Darren Shahlavi, who appeared in popular TV shows including "Mortal Kombat: Legacy" and "Arrow," died of an apparent overdose ... TMZ has learned.Shahlavi was found dead January 14 at his L.A. home and law enforcement sources tell us ... it appears he overdosed on prescription meds.We're told the 42-year-old actor sadly had a history of drug and alcohol abuse. He pursued a stunt career in Hong Kong in the '90s and eventually came to the U.S. to pursue acting.In addition to the various shows, Shahlavi starred in the 2012 TV movie "Aladdin and the Death Lamp." He also had a classic fight scene in the cult movie "Ip Man 2."We're told the L.A. County Coroner is conducting toxicology tests before determining the exact cause of death."Arrow" star Stephen Amell -- who fought Darren on the show's first episode -- called him a "great dude & a patient, thougtful partner." RIP Darren Shahlavi. 1st guy I ever fought on Arrow. He was a great dude & a patient, thoughtful partner. Fight looked good because of him. — Stephen Amell (@amellywood) January 20, 2015

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:39pm On Jan 20, 2015

Lmao I think I need to stop now.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:37pm On Jan 20, 2015

If I was asked to choose between an already eaten loaf of bread and sleeping with a reverend sister, I'd choose the bread. Because half a loaf of bread is better than Nun.
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:34pm On Jan 20, 2015

Nairalanders naturally are cool people but the day their favourite moderator decides to call it quits, that's when they will all lose their Mynd.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:26pm On Jan 20, 2015

Tonight I'm having a "strictly cards" party at my house. Turn down for WHOT!!!!

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:53pm On Jan 20, 2015

Someone stole my microsoft office document. I will find you...you have my WORD!

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:51pm On Jan 20, 2015

I've been a jogger for two years running.