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EducationRe: My Humble Advice To All Nigerian Students That Just Graduated Recently by Blackeard(m): 8:34pm On Feb 04, 2015
Nice write up OP
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Nigerians Nicknames And There Meaning by Blackeard(m): 8:03pm On Feb 04, 2015
Mods front page cool
TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Blackeard(m): 7:50pm On Feb 04, 2015
suxxman:
12 and 13 respectively.... Though 13 of the Arrow would Air tonight....
wow. Omo I stopped at 9 o. What happened in 10,11, and 12?
TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Blackeard(m): 7:53am On Feb 04, 2015
What's the latest flash and arrow episode?
Music/RadioRe: Real Names Of All Top Nigerian Music Artistes by Blackeard(m): 7:26am On Feb 04, 2015
Phenom- Topa Onimowo
Olamide- Olamide Adedeji
Lil kesh- Keshinro Ololade
#keep the faith
Music/RadioRe: Real Names Of All Top Nigerian Music Artistes by Blackeard(m): 7:22am On Feb 04, 2015
Phenom- Topa Onimowo
Olamide- Olamide Adedeji
Music/RadioRe: Real Names Of All Top Nigerian Music Artistes by Blackeard(m): 7:19am On Feb 04, 2015
Phenom- Topa Onimowo
LiteratureRe: Interlude by Blackeard(op): 11:00pm On Feb 03, 2015
This recently happened to me.
I didn’t recover very well from it.
I just sat there
naked,
embarrassed,
while
while my partner got dressed
and walked out on me.
She was shaking her head
in disbelief on the way out.
Here is what happened.
We are in the throes of
mad
passionate
love making.
I am twisted up like a pretzel
with my tongue here,
my fingers there,
really excited,
in fact
my
you know what
was harder
than Chinese mathematics.
I mean my tongue is doing a Spanish Tango
my fingers the Watusi
my center an African Tribal Dance
and when I say African Tribal Dance
I mean my ass
is shaking like a belly dancer
with a vibrator up her ass.
I could hear that sharp female voice
yelling like a soprano in an Italian Opera
and she’s yelling too
but with that deep voice of hers
like a banshee out of hell.
Oh no, oh no,
oh yes oh yes,
oh oh oh oh...
then suddenly
like fireworks on the fourth of July
boom...boom, boom, boom, boom...
she goes.
Then
I do it
at the peak of orgasm
I do it.
I really blow it.
No pun intended.
Instead of...
I mean we've all done it...
instead of saying her name
At the peak of orgasm
I yell out
my own name!
LiteratureRe: Interlude by Blackeard(op): 10:58pm On Feb 03, 2015
Create true wealth,
Use mindset bold;
Rest in sure health,
Reach a firm hold.
Explore delight,
Now moments pun;
Choice prompts new flights,
Yes prime home run.
Glimpse a fine feel,
Adapt in kind;
Live just appeal,
Observe sure mind.
Rise to the dance,
Express each chance.
RomanceRe: We Met At Viewing Center. by Blackeard(m): 10:33pm On Feb 03, 2015
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Testing my keypad sorry
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by Blackeard(m): 11:02pm On Feb 02, 2015
Lol why nobody add ino vs sakura??


Mine is ,
Jiraiya vs pein
Itachi vs sasuke
Naruto vs orochi
Naruto vs nagato
TV/MoviesEx Power Ranger Arrested For Murder by Blackeard(op): 10:46pm On Feb 02, 2015
One of the stars of "Power Rangers Samurai" has been arrested for stabbing his roommate to death with a sword ....Ricardo Medina Jr. was busted Saturday afternoon by L.A. County Sheriff's deputies  in Palmdale, CA ... after a fight broke out between himself and the roommate ... Joshua Sutter.According to law enforcement ... Medina retreated to his bedroom with his girlfriend -- but Sutter forced his way into the bedroom ... and that's when Medina allegedly stabbed him once in the abdomen with the sword.Medina called 911 and waited for for cops to arrive. He was arrested and booked for murder. Sutter was transported to a hospital ... where he was pronounced dead.Medina got his break in Hollywood as the Red Ranger on "Power Rangers Wild Force" back in 2002. He went on to play Dekker on "Power Rangers Samurai."He's still in jail, and bail has been set at one million dollars.
RomanceRe: Im Tired Of Being Single. by Blackeard(m): 11:11pm On Feb 01, 2015
Silly thread. U better go get a Job
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Famous Women We Love In Nigeria But Lost Through Death In 2014 (PHOTOS) by Blackeard(m): 11:10pm On Feb 01, 2015
Rest in peace...Awomen.
LiteratureRe: Interlude by Blackeard(op): 10:51pm On Feb 01, 2015
Does a ship have eyes when it goes to sea?
Are there springs to an ocean bed?
Does a jolly tar fall from a tree?
Does a river ever lose its head?
Are fishes crazy when they go in seine?
Does a hen ever sing her lay?
Can you bring relief to a window pane?
Can you mend the break of day?
What kind of vegetable is a policeman’s beat?
Is a newspaper white when its read?
Is a baker broke when he’s making dough?
Is an undertaker’s business dead?
Is the wallpaper store a good hotel
Just because of the borders there?
Would you paint a rabbit on a bald man’s head
Just to see a little hair grown there?
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LiteratureRe: Interlude by Blackeard(op): 10:29pm On Feb 01, 2015
Words travel slow
No matter how
We craft the flow
Right here and now
Thought feels so stiff
In awkward dread
When logic drifts
In jerky spread.
Feed then a smile
That works its best
In simple style
Sweet pun and jest.
There are places
Where words will fail
The clear spaces
Where charm prevails.
So use words well
To string logic
But see craft spell
In bold magic.
There comes a time
When words must fall
As mystic rhymes
Go beyond gall.
Style then a smile
That takes you far
To glimpse worthwhile
Love's brilliant star.
Place beyond place,
Joy within joy,
Space beyond space,
Bliss funds all ploys.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are There Really Nice People In This Place Called Narialand? by Blackeard(m): 9:58pm On Feb 01, 2015
Beht I'm nice na.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 6:16pm On Feb 01, 2015
*sigh* where is everybody?
RomanceRe: 13 Charming Ways To Be More Approachable To Guys by Blackeard(m): 1:56am On Feb 01, 2015
julie8:
But this too long na. Haba.
exactly
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by Blackeard(m): 1:35am On Feb 01, 2015
kimco:
I loved naruto cos when it began I was rooting for this rejected riff raff who was to make it in life. When it got boring I had invested too much in it to stop, also the fight scenes were the best out there. No anime can touch naruto in fight scenes, not even hunter x hunter. Had to see how it ended. Not going thru that with maji. Sorry.
lol if you say so.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Are Very Loose And Nothing To Write Home About by Blackeard(m): 1:28am On Feb 01, 2015
lefulefu:
lol maybe such naija ladies with wild sexual fantasies are in jupiter .The average nigerian lady really gives a fucck about the size of your account and the type of ride you have.Money is what turns their world around....at least thats what they say....lol
lol smh. Its just the stereotype on our naija beauties. Oh well
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Are Very Loose And Nothing To Write Home About by Blackeard(m): 1:45pm On Jan 31, 2015
lefulefu:
I dont think, it is a fact cool
no its not. There are a lot of Nigerian girls with wild sexual fantasies and are willing to explore them with you without giving a flying fvck about whether u have a million or a Brazilian in ur account.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Are Very Loose And Nothing To Write Home About by Blackeard(m): 1:11pm On Jan 31, 2015
lefulefu:
Lets not deny it.The ultimate sex u can get is from a white woman.White woman are sexually liberated.She can act as a LovePeddler to u in the bedroom and a loving wife to you the same time.She is more concerned with the love you have for her than money for brazilian wigs and iphones.Tell me which full blooded male dont want that cool.
u think?
LiteratureRe: Fun Time: Drop An English Word That Will Make Someone Check The Dictionary by Blackeard(m): 11:58am On Jan 31, 2015
Konk
Lisp
Bray
Norte
Mitt
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by Blackeard(m): 11:54am On Jan 31, 2015
kimco:
im with baddestguyp....just dont really like it. the main guy thinks like naruto "i'll fix it, i dont know how but i'll try and fix it somehow" i hate people like dat...always wanting to save everyone and the mangaka allowing them to almost achieve that feat. parasyte has a bit of it in it but the main guy was quickly taught a lesson and he changed. its war...kill or be killed.
lol yh. But like naruto it was also fun to watch. Haven't seen parasyte but I heard its cool. What's it about?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Are Very Loose And Nothing To Write Home About by Blackeard(m): 11:22am On Jan 31, 2015
Lmao na wa o. Wetin person no go see for nairaland.
RomanceRe: Desperados by Blackeard(m): 11:05am On Jan 31, 2015
ggrin:
what's this one saying nowundecided
u should ask yourself that question.
RomanceRe: How True Is This, boys Do Love To Be Raped by Blackeard(m): 10:54am On Jan 31, 2015
WYMAN:
check my profil pics


And tell me,if that gentleman can be raped


Pls be sinceregrin
dude wtf man?

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