Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:46pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Missmossy: I love puns 
Your money is save in a safe
It is better to be late than to be the late  hmmm nice one miss mossy. Let's go out...I'm a fungi. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:39pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Lmao ok some naruto puns
When konan was with the akatsuki, she was in charge of all the paper work...
What's the fastest way to a girls heart? Chidori 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:35pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Eke40seven: Nice one, that reminds me of a pun about pencils too...not the exact phrase.
"Writing with a broken pencil is pointless"
here is mine:
"I drew the location of the place with my pencil so you have my lead."
*referring to the lead of my pencil literarily and the fact the drawing gives the lead to the place* good one. |
Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 10:31pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
ayozainy: Faculty of Law hmmm nice. Looks like u get to wear ur matric uniform everyday. |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:04pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Pencils should be made with erasers at both ends but what would be the point? 46 Likes 2 Shares |
Jokes Etc › Re: Phone Call After The Mancity Arsenal Match by Blackeard(m): 8:31pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
This is boring. |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:40pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
So mancity lost to shitty arsenal today. Oh well! Good for me...
Sorry to the mancity coach...PELEgrinni 30 Likes |
Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 7:36pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Junki04: i support u on this, a lot can hapn in a day, it would be a risk allowing students in school that day..think we'll all be sent home tho exactly |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:31pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger wood... 133 Likes 17 Shares |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:28pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
D'banj was chased from kanye wests music record label. After two years, he still didn't know how to make G.O.O.D Music 37 Likes 3 Shares |
Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 7:23pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Drealbunmi: but why will dey close hostel during election,,, election is just feb14th .. 1 day a lot could happen in 1 day |
Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 7:15pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
ayozainy: So..d best decision for d school to take is to open d hostels after election...smh. Anyway, we are nt d ones to take d decision...let those with d power decide. yh I guess. What dept r u in tho? |
Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 6:57pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
ayozainy: I really dont get ur point...what do u mean by "back to square one"?......whether d hostels are opened or not, during d elections peeps will be at home.....nd talking of those who live in Kaduna (I really dnt get d point) but dey can come to my house. .
The point is dat: d hostels should be opened as soon as possible ......during d election, d school can take any decision dat suits dem. I meant if hostels opens before the elections and people get all relaxed and shi.t. When the d.day finally comes people that have travelled from far and wide will have to start looking for where to stay till the elections r all over. |
Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 6:24pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
ayozainy: For record purpose: I said it "shouldnt" nt wouldn't.......and in everyones best interest: d hostel should be opened as soon as possible nd during d elections, we go home. (my advice to Students Affairs ) lol well maybe in some alternate universe it shouldn't. But this is nigeria. If they do that we'll be back to square one, where will those who stay in kaduna go during the elections? |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 6:20pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Finding out what was wrapped in the aluminium foil was no mean feat. It was a piece of cake. 33 Likes 5 Shares |
Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 6:18pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Lifeofhughes: Election falls on weekend (saturday) so election nt an excuse oh yes I see your point...because elections in nigeria are free of violence and misery so we have no cause for alarm..right? |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 6:15pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Yesterday I went to a toy store to get a teddy bear as a gift for my niece. I have large feet so I had to watch my step...there was pooh everywhere. 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 6:07pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
ayozainy: but election is on saturday..it shouldn't affect anything elections wouldn't cause anything? Really? The school can't afford to put our lives in danger so its better that way. |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 6:04pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
"A good pun is its own Re-word. To understand them better u have to keep an "oh pun" mind." 33 Likes |
Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 6:00pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
damoskiy: or more....after elections. yh exactly |
Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 5:58pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
ayozainy: it will be best if d hostel isn't opened at all sef..like seriously Feb 20th?, . how do dey expect pple dat live far away to cope...even after paying for hostel...to move in again na gbege...oga o...University of First Choice ;'( . They should better not try rubbish with us.  that's how it is. They don't open immediately after resumption. I guess maybe to upgrade the facilities and all. Plus there's the election. They will send everyone away so I think opening after then is for the best. |
TV/Movies › Re: Your Best Movie Of The Year (2014) by Blackeard(m): 5:49pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Just saw "Seventh son" and "wedding ringer" both are epic. Kevin hart is just a cunt lmfao..y'all need to watch |
Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 5:44pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Lol freshers. Hostels might not be opened till february 20th sef. |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:36pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program. 10 Likes |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:22pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Evangelio: Blackbeard and Eke40seven, ur Puns are dope! lol thank you *bows* what can I say?...I speak IBUPROFANities 6 Likes 1 Share |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:15pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
I'm the kind of school dean that won't allow u go for your siwes after celebrating your birthday...just to let u know that you can't eat your CAKE and have I.T 55 Likes 7 Shares |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:07pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Eke40seven: Let's do internet and computer*
I could not connect to the internet indoors, I could browse with all the mosquitoes outside and come back in with MEGA BITES. I dunno how they do it, but I think the insects here have been spying on me. My house is Bugged. 90 Likes 5 Shares |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:01pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness. 72 Likes 6 Shares |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:54pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Eke40seven: Good one! Puns about baking? Here is a very common one, not mine.
Why is he working in a bread factory? He kneaded dough.
*Here is mine* In other to make our daily bread, we knead dough. lol Nice. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were an impasta. 26 Likes 3 Shares |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:46pm On Jan 18, 2015*. Modified: 9:16am On Jan 20, 2015 |
Thor didn't know how evil his kid brother was because he liked to do most of his things LOKI. 115 Likes 7 Shares |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:43pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Evangelio: Cech out good o'l Petr.
In reference to petr Cech, chelsea goalkeeper. #copied From an fan forum he's quite a Catch isn't he. 42 Likes 1 Share |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:42pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Are these chinese people I'm seeing? or is it all part of my imagine-asian. 89 Likes 7 Shares |