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kai....dis dullard is out of ideas.....so since he took over, nah today him remember say committee need dey, to fight kwaroption.

lair Mohamed go say d guns nd bullet bought by gej no bin d fit kill bh, say e bin dey only wound dem.

and the tvc journalist guest claimed he, ambode way in lagos.now dem say him dey yankee.

and d said d want to build a nuclear plant in nigeria cos oneday nah so dangote truck go run into d nuclear plant nd radiation go kill all man...rip to d dead.

GlorifiedTunde:
Then your ignorance is obviously EPIC!!

why didn't you call the militants GEJs boys when they started getting paid for dropping their arms?

How many militants then were killed? Can you do the math of the number of BH that have been killed?

You're really a kid sha!

wat is dis one saying abeg mak una help me wish am happy children's day in d month of august

edlion57:
Dat guy is a cultist always on a red cap....blood for blood

yea....Viking aka aro baggers

11. Die For Her, Literally
So many men have committed suicide because of a woman. What’s the sense in it when you’re finally dead and gone. Live to fight another day

10. Kill For Her
Never ever even think about executing such an atrocity for a woman no matter how convincing the situation is, because if you end up in jail, another man will take your position.

9. Starve Yourself For Her
Never forfeit your food for her, at least you can share but to give all to her and go hungry, that’s not love, that’s stupidity.

8. Being Over-Submissive
It is nice to be sweet to your woman but always learn to set the records straight and don’t try to always appear weak to her and succumb to all her wishes in the interest of pleasing her. Truth is, women actually hate weak men and will prefer you’re sweet and sour.

7. Give Up On Your Dreams To Satisfy Her
So there are many men out there who gave up on their dreams to help their woman achieve theirs or were discouraged by women. These same women dumped them afterwards. Never do this after reading this.

6. Change Your Appearance
These days, there are many men doing a lot, taking pills to make changes to their bodies all because they feel that’s what women love. Changing you to please a woman means the moment you stop trying she’ll go, ideally, people you be with should love you for who you are.

5. Reject Your Family Because Of Her
A family is everything and no matter what, you can’t reject them because your woman doesn’t like them. It will be very dangerous on your part to reject your family all because of a woman.

4. Fight Another Man Because Of Her
Fighting because of her doesn’t prove anything. Two things are likely to happen, either the person beats you to a pulp and end up in the hospital or you will beat the person and end up in jail, either way, you don’t win. Unless it is for self-defense.

3. Buy Her A House When You Don’t Have One
Common sense should tell you, you should build your dreams together but not favor her and think of yours later. Building a house for a woman when you don’t have one yourself can make you is wrong in every way. When she finally jilts you and lives in it with another man. There are many men still biting their fingers over this.

2. Pay For Her Education
It is not a bad thing to support her education, if you can help but to take full responsibility for everything to your own detriment can be dangerous. We are all humans and we change from time to time, most men actually think funding a girl’s education means they’ll be forever indebted to them, ending up getting married to them but we’ve seen several scenarios where the women will end up finding love elsewhere. This has been suicidal to many men.

It’s not news that men will do a lot to please women they are interested in.
Most men act childish when they are really in love and this has cost them a great deal. It is not bad to please a woman but over doing it makes one stupid. As a man, you must be smart enough to read in between the lines to know what’s favorable and what’s not.
We are not saying you shouldn’t be romantic, it is a good thing to be romantic but not to the detriment of yourself and you should know that, just because something might be done in the name of love does not make it the right thing to do and these are the few you should try as much as possible to avoid or never be tempted to do for a woman, regardless.
1. Steal For Her
Obviously, we all know where this will end you and by the time you will be back, someone might have taken your place. Never allow anything to push you to steal in order to please your woman because if she later finds out you actually stole a gift for her, she might drop you, unless of course, you are in it together like Bonny and Clyde.

GO GET A BRAIN

Shagari was in office from 1979 to 1983. They say his government looted the national treasury. Things were not so good but Nigeria did not go into an economic recession.Then Buhari came as military Head of State and was in office from 1983 to 1985. They say he did not loot. But during his time in office, Nigeria fell into a deep economic recession.Then came Babangida. They say he looted Nigeria from 1985 to 1993. Yet there was no economic recession.After Babangida came Shonekan and Abacha from 1993 to 1998. Abacha was also said to have looted the treasury. In fact, his loot stashed abroad is still recovered till today. Yet there was still no economic recession.From 1998 to 2015, we have had Abdulsalami, Obasanjo, Yar'Adua and Jonathan. All administrationswere accused of looting the treasury. Still there was no recession.Now Buhari is back and we are once again in a recession and you say "LOOTING" of the Jonathan years is the cause?Are you okay?

Go get a brain!

GO GET A BRAIN

Shagari was in office from 1979 to 1983. They say his government looted the national treasury. Things were not so good but Nigeria did not go into an economic recession.Then Buhari came as military Head of State and was in office from 1983 to 1985. They say he did not loot. But during his time in office, Nigeria fell into a deep economic recession.Then came Babangida. They say he looted Nigeria from 1985 to 1993. Yet there was no economic recession.After Babangida came Shonekan and Abacha from 1993 to 1998. Abacha was also said to have looted the treasury. In fact, his loot stashed abroad is still recovered till today. Yet there was still no economic recession.From 1998 to 2015, we have had Abdulsalami, Obasanjo, Yar'Adua and Jonathan. All administrationswere accused of looting the treasury. Still there was no recession.Now Buhari is back and we are once again in a recession and you say "LOOTING" of the Jonathan years is the cause?Are you okay?

Go get a brain!

Nigerians in USA sold buhari to Nigerians, so make we kukuma sell Donald T. to USA ,so him go deport Nigerians dia.idiots

GO GET A BRAIN

Shagari was in office from 1979 to 1983. They say his government looted the national treasury. Things were not so good but Nigeria did not go into an economic recession.Then Buhari came as military Head of State and was in office from 1983 to 1985. They say he did not loot. But during his time in office, Nigeria fell into a deep economic recession.Then came Babangida. They say he looted Nigeria from 1985 to 1993. Yet there was no economic recession.After Babangida came Shonekan and Abacha from 1993 to 1998. Abacha was also said to have looted the treasury. In fact, his loot stashed abroad is still recovered till today. Yet there was still no economic recession.From 1998 to 2015, we have had Abdulsalami, Obasanjo, Yar'Adua and Jonathan. All administrationswere accused of looting the treasury. Still there was no recession.Now Buhari is back and we are once again in a recession and you say "LOOTING" of the Jonathan years is the cause?Are you okay?

Go get a brain!

she be ole.

speechless

The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-US

Abeg add your own I don taya!

The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-US

Abeg add your own I don taya!

Buhari: David, does Britain have police officers?

Cameron: Yes, we do have police officers.

Buhari: Do you have a national military?

Cameron: Yes, we do.

Buhari: Do you have a secret intelligence agency?

Cameron: We do. We have the MI5. Why all these questions?

Buhari: You must be a very stupid man. So you don't know why I'm asking you all these questions?

Cameron: I beg your pardon! Why the insult? Please, respect your old age!

Buhari: I insist that you are a very stupid man. You had the police, the military and the MI5, yet you allowed some ordinary citizens to force you to organize that silly #Brexit referendum when you could have simply ordered those security agencies to go out and shoot the idiots? Do you know what your stupidity is going to cause in my country? This will give NDA and IPOB the guts to continue to demand for a referendum.

Cameron: Mr. Buhari, I thought you were only fantastically corrupt. Now I know you are also fantastically mad. Get out of my office!

ANOTHER SHOCKER!!

I am very worried about the illegal recruitment in FIRS as reported recently bySahara Reporters. My worry stems from the manifest disdain for the constitutionexhibited by perpetrators of this illegality. Another source ofworry is the fraudapparent in the excercise as well as the impunity of it all. According to thecomprehensive list of the new hires making the rounds, ImoState has 8 slots,Anambra 2, Ebonyi 3, Enugu 14, Abia 1, Cross River 22 etc. This is out of morethan 350 names.

My real worry is not only the numbers but also the names making up these numbers;

IMO
1. Abdulazeez Umar Jennifer
2. Abiola Abiodun Lasaki
3. Bamgbelu Arinola Omowunmi
4. Dauda Halima Ahmad
5. Ochiwu Egwu Amos
6. Okare John Mathew
7. Solomon Samson
8. Warirwa Dahiru Idirisa

ANAMBRA
1. Imam Shamsudeen Dauda
2. Nwafor Sunday

EBONYI
1. Ahmed Alti Fatima
2. Jeli Wada Rabiu
3. Mudassir Abubakar

ENUGU
1. Amanze Felix Egu
2. Andrew Terhemba Ayaban
3. Ango Michael
4. Buhari Yerima
5. Christopher Philemon Defwan
6. Dansharif Shamsudeen
7. Edim Solomon
8. Gummap Rinkat
9. Panyi Yinatsina Dorcas
10. Priscilla Isong Evogor
11. Sulaiman Rabiu
12. Abdulrahim Jibrin
13. Abubakar Ibrahim
14. Adeofan Festus Olufemi

ABIA
1. Sangei Saidu Aliyu

CROSS RIVER
1. Aisha Larai Wushishi
2. Aliyu Jibril
3. Alkali Ibrahim
4. Aminu Auwalu
5. Aminu Ibrahim6. Ayelotan Nurudeen Adisa
7. Ogunniyi Aliu Olukayode
8. Okealo Emilia Onyebuchi
9. Okonkwo Afam Celsus
10. Oladipo Adebule
11. Olaseinde Olamide Olusegun
12. Olowu Shade
13. Olubiyi Oluwafemi Yunus
14. Oluseyi Ogunlela
15. Onanuga Lovette
16. Onaolapo Olatoyosi Modasola
17. Onasanya Makanjuola Sadiq
18. Orekoya Olanrewaju Hassan
19. Orioke Layo
20. Osaji Awele
21. Oyama Patrick Enoh
22. Yunus Muhammad

can remember wen ojukwu visited him in prison and greeted him good morning, wen it was evening...ojukwu saw it coming, but d ND were easily brainwashed by d northerns .....i still say goodmorning to them...d are struggling for pipeline security in dia state ooh, nd d hausa,fulani nd yoruba are enjoing d oil, wen its ment to b d other way round.

greatiyk4u:
We know the strategy of the PDP,

They want to use the jobless youths to instigate violence in the 5% region assumed to be the most hated region by Buhari so that Nigeria Army can go after them, later they will cry genocide, over bloat the number of the casualties touts wasted and use it to garner votes in 2019 but the strategy is becoming too weak,

How can a right thinking hard working Igbo Youth take part in a protest known to be risky and deadly? Are you more biafran than the Ezeifes,Kanu's Family,and other stakeholders?.......why will the agitation and protest of prominent Igbo leaders be on the media while the senseless poor youths used to score cheap political sympathy? The most that have happened to the killed youths have been the honour of burying them with a biafran flag.......lolz

#OccupyNigeria protest of 2012 was successful because of calibre of personalities involved, just tell me any mad military that shoot at protesters lead by Wole soyinka, Femi falana, bakare,Ben nwabueze,peter Obi, Rochas et.al


"One igbo adage has it that you don't pursue a mad dog with bare hands"

They seem to have realized that the over hyped publicity of Fulani herdsmen destruction in the East is not selling as fast they taught.

Ka chineke mezie okwu

Rubbish.

With the blood of over 300 Shiites Muslims, killed by Buhari's Army, crying into his ear daily.....

With the blood of over 200 IPOB members, killed by Buhari's Army, crying into his ear daily.....

With the blood of over 150 Soldiers, killed by Boko Haram and concealed by the Nigerian military, crying into his ears daily....

With the blood of over 300 people, killed by Fulani Herdsmen in Agatu, crying into his ears daily.....

With the blood of over 100 people, killed in Nimbo Enugu by Fulani Herdsmen, crying into his ears daily.....

With the sound of the generators blazing 24/7 in millions of Nigerian homes, ringing into his ears daily.....

With the Wailing from the suffering masses, ringing into his ears daily.....

And with Buhari pretending that he didn't hear of the crimes and refusing to speak out in clear terms.......

TELL ME WHY HE WON'T HAVE EAR PROBLEM?
TELL ME WHY HE WON'T HEAR STRANGE VOICES?

breaking news..buhari cancels his trip to ogoni land

I am planning to wed this young girl this year october,the issue at hand is she see as a sin for a lady to add to her beauty by adding makeups,neckless or earrings.the family were once anglicans wen d wia kids but d changed to dis new generation churches that dont use make ups or attachments etc.in our tradition,alady dosnt have a village,name or church i.e d church ur husband attends thats were she will hav to attend, but here she has refused to change her faith after marriage to me and i see it that she is just too shy to start wearing dem because of wat her friends will think of her.my question is this ?? does a woman have d right to go aganist how her husband wants her to look, in order to please the world..am jus so confuse cos i dont want her to push me to anoda woman after marriage because of her shabby dressing nd her looks and criticise her for on her faith because i knw she had a boy friend bfore i met her and d were doing it.wats d way forward ladies and gentlemen , i need advice.