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rembrd my x fiancée, wen I was trying to woe her bk , told her to select a phone bwn 25-30k as of 2016 Mk i buy for her, was surprised wen she told me dat d level of phone she wants to use is bwn 52-70k.
babe wey her parents d find am difficult to pay her sch fees nd feeding. jus thanked my stars that she waka on her own. had bout 100+ count on her kitty kat.

nah ashawo dem be ooh, had one in my place on Tuesday morning after d lockdown in Makurdi, I left her in my parlour to go attend to my next door neighbour who her child threw our fetcher into d well, as I com bk, she was in a hurry to go home. I gav her tp nd I walked her to d gate , I remember say I need to pick some recharge card nd I excused her , checked my wallet no cash ,I dashed straight to d gate, she's gone nd I called her line wch she picked up nd told me boldly she took my cash nd will pay me back wen she get money. Na so my 4k take waka for dis hard time. promise to deal with any of dem with dat stuff.

So nah dis stuff liar Mohammed say e dey cost 10k?? spits

so who deflowered her then cos frm d story I guess d prophet entered the place without any hindrance.

and some day u will hear dat one dangote trailer lost control and ran into d nuclear plant. then radiation go kill all man.

udeanaruaguagu:
Abeg enjoy your carton.....we dey here dey chop suya and very cold Heineken watching Nigeria's all time worst team.....Quota Eaglets

lik seriously, dats y the team will not go far.

PureGoldh:
This is Nigeria... Dz country needs to be formatted and our laws needs to be wOrked on.

The main problem we have is that the people that implements and makes these laws do it in such a way that it will favor them.

Well... Kindly check my Signature Below if you need Pure Original honey

why dis ur honey stuff dey every topic I open?

Lisaint:
500kva is supposed to be bigger than that



But well if the Op says it's 500
Then 500 it's

depending on the primary side. 500KvA 11Kv/0.415v ,500KvA 33Kv/0.415v. if it's on 33 den it should be bigger than dat of 11. from my understanding ikeduru is on 33. frm the size of the bushings it's a 500KvA 33/.415v distribution transformer.

Homeboiy:
op did u fuc k her that night or not?


That's all I want to know

Nah she came with her mensuration. But nah bae we did d very first day she left camp. but changed d moment she went to her ppa. NASME barracks mkdi

thaikun15:
I don't even understand what you're saying or what the problem is

.. Lolz m still crushing after her oooh, jus dat I hate lies and I never expect and don't want to believe she will be dating a married man.D are young guys out there even if she is not dating me, not an old man.

Gudmorning fellow nairalanders. Pls I need ur say on this issue.
My x fiancée happened to be serving in d same state where I work.We are both from the south and our marriage plans crashed in 2017.We do communicate and dat faithful day I got her call dat she was posted to my state where I was working for d compulsory nysc , I was happy believing it's another chance for us to work out our differences.Well surprise surprise one night she called and told me she wants to pass d Nite in my place to enable her travel to Lagos in d morning wher her parents live, I was wondering cos most days she do travel, she doesn't pass d Nite in my place and since dis yr it's d first time am seeing her but we are jus 7mins drive away from each other.
Then something happened that night at around 9pm her boss at work started calling her line to knw her position and as I was in d room lying down she brought her phone to me and begging me to tell her boss dat am the one who will be taking her to the park in the morning(a high ranked milliary Man) we exchanged greetings and He was thanking me ooh for d hospitality and d network went down so I returned d phone to her, at first I wanted smashing d phone on d floor, but wen I see d man name nd rank, I jus kept cool. So I asked her d meaning of wat she jus did and she said the man traveled to abuja and he just wanted to knw how she was doing and how she was to travel.
well lots kept running thru my mind and I don't want to believe d -ve tot cos this lady is a strong deeper life kind of church member , Shes not a virgin, because me hav bin having sex back in d good old days.. Guys I need ur view on this.

Baroba:
Sometimes I question the sanity of people in this country, what is so difficult in turning off a bleeping switch??

It's a shame families don't sue for negligence in this country..RIP bro.... So so sad..

well is not as you think...I was once a DSO (distribution station operator)here in JEDC Makurdi business unit.outages are granted on high tensions mostly,cos frm d pix he's working on Low tension 0.415v..now whr u feel threatened due to d closeness of d HT line, u apply for station guarantee.lets say he did apply nd d lines r opened,i will write it for u boldly on d guaranteed form dat placement of grounding materials is d responsibility of d permit holder..now frm d pix d line is not grounded.cos d can b returns frm a generator . 2 mayb him go do chwa chwa and e back fire.

but why dis tribe sabi drink rat poison lik dia oga at d top?? rip to d dead.

and yet since 2009 dem Neva discover who d sponsor BH.useless APC govt

LuciferYaweh:


That python is at least 20 feet!

Will easily swallow that man.

kai bros fear God,no snake can swallow a fully grown man.

goooooooooooooaaaaaaallll Liverpool gets dia noses in front

tot I was going to watch d match live,but e be lik say no viewing centre for Makurdi want show d game.smh

pls impeach d coward ,confuse ass sucking dwarf frm d nigger area.

Sleep paralysis stories typically involve unusual and often extremely frightening or disturbing experiences. Perhaps you have one or two of these tales to tell of your own.If not, I’ll first share one of mine to give you an understanding of what itcan be like. Then we’ll take a closer look at whether sleep paralysis demons really exist, or if science can provide a logical and comforting explanation.Imagine, if you will, the following scenario: you’ve fallen asleep as usual after a long day. You hope you’ll have pleasant dreams and wake up the next morning feeling refreshed.But instead of waking up peacefully in the morning ready to groggily hit the snooze button, you awaken at anunknown time in the middle of the night.Two things immediately spring to mind: you can’t move – at all; and you’re not alone.You feel a weight on your chest, pressing you down and preventing you from sitting up. But it’s worse than that – you can’t move your arms or legs. You can’t even move your lips to call out for help.You’re not sure who or what is pushing on your chest. It’s too dark to see. But you just know there’s a presence there. Something strange. Something uninvited. Something frightening.This happened to me last year, and was a very unsettling experience. Fortunately there was no demon, ghost or lost burglar. After a brief period of panic the feeling passed and I was able to stumble to the bathroom to make sure my face wasn’t decorated with demonic symbols.It was a classic case of sleep paralysis.Sleep paralysis stories like this one are in fact surprisingly common – A study in 2011 found that7.6% of peoplewill experience sleep paralysisin their lifetime. And the figure is even higher among people who have narcolepsy (around 40%).You may well have experienced this phenomenon yourself, but until now not known what it was you were going through. So now we have a name for it we need to know what causes it, and what can be done about it.Accepting the cause is something which I now know many readers struggle with. Although sleep paralysis has a solid scientific explanation (as you’ll see in a minute), thefeelingcan be so real that you may find it difficult to accept the scientific explanation.Cultural, religious, esoteric and personal beliefs all play a key role in how you end up viewing sleep paralysis. And with that, how you go about dealing with it in the future.So in a moment we’ll take a look at the scientific explanation, and also consider some of the alternative viewpoints.Polls – what’s your experience of sleep paralysis?

Jus because nigerian nah zoo, in a saner country......men dats an implacable offence, our legislators are all thieves.

the relay system in d breakers needs to be adjusted again..failing to trip either on earth fault or overcurrent..pc&m shld b held responsible.

The conditions of the bail is illegal. We reason ahead of nizooria, Ecowas told them to provide evidence against KANU on 27th of April or they will deliver ruling on his case and on the 25th of April, nizooria granted him bail just to stop Ecowas from delivering ruling on the case because they have no evidence against Kanu and they want to avoid the $800m suit filed by KANU for the violation of his fundamental human right. i don't trust the conditions and motives behind this bail. my fellow BIAFRANS should reason it out with me after reading the bail conditions

This brilliant piece by Gani Kayode Jr Balogun might give you a better understanding of Dinogate

ABU AND ABUSES

Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria started its existence as a regional university, just like its contemporaries, University of Ife, now Obafemi Awolowo University, ile Ife, established by the government of Western Region, and the deceitfully named University of Nigeria, Nsukka, established by the Eastern Regional government.

Please remember that as at that period, the only University in the country, the University College, Ibadan, was then just a University College, whose admission policy and curriculum were closely tied to its parent university in the UK.

So, the three regional governments, in pursuant of their manpower needs, set up regional universities, even the federal government joined the train with the establishment of University of Lagos, Akoka, on the fringe of the then federal capital territory of Lagos.

Now, while Ife was established to accommodate the products of the free education programme, and Nsukka because, well, if the West can do it, why not the East?

The case of ABU was different. The North had a massive manpower deficit, both in the regional civil service and in the military. To meet those needs, the regional government had to lower entry qualifications for most northern youth to qualify. That was why people like Buhari got drafted into the army with what we popularly call Awaiting Result(AR), and people like Abacha got in despite not meeting the height requirements demanded from candidates from other regions.

For ABU, they had to create so many back bending programmes to meet up with their mandate. This of course led to the establishment of so many remedial programmes that it was referred to as the Remedial University.

Even after it was taken over by the Murtala/Obasanjo Administration which took over regional universities, the original purpose was never jettisoned. In fact, it got to a point where universities in the North were offering Certificates in Law! Which is used as an equivalent of an A/Level or OND, and are used to get into law programmes, cleverly sidestepping the very competitive JAMB entry requirements for Law!

One of the reasons for the stranglehold by the North on the judiciary and the civil service is the application of state officers to fill their state's quota in the federal civil service.

Imagine if you will, two lawyers, one from either side of the confluence, who did NYSC together, and joined their state's civil service the same day.

The southern lawyer would move to Level 9 in 3 years, but the one from the north was employed on level 9, promoted to Level 10 two years later, and level 12 after only five years, while his counterpart at that point is looking forward to his level 10 promotions exam.

If both officers now applied for transfer of service from state to the federal service, one is already three levels ahead even though they graduated the same day!

What makes it worse is that the Northern lawyer probably had only three credits, did a certificate course in Law, and then studied Islamic Jurisprudence, which is not applicable in about fifty percent of the states of the federation!

This man will now become a judge at 30, Appeal Court at 35 and Supreme Court at 40, sitting pretty to become CJN while his Southern mate was just be elevated to the High court.

There are even courses in UK colleges designed specifically for intellectually challenged northern politicians, their wives and their children!

So, those of you showing righteous indignation about Dino's three credits must have been living on Mars, because if you go down that path, the very foundation of Northern education, that has produced numerous presidents, permanent secretaries, Generals, Ambassadors, and majority of Directors of institutions, will be called to question.

Please stop judging some people with your own standards, I am certain if we scrutinize the qualification's of most northerners in public office, the military, the police, customs, immigration, prisons, ports and sundry federal agencies, you will realise that Dino is just one in a million.

ABU is just fulfilling its mandate of producing low level human resources to fill the northern quota in a skewered federal system. It does not deserve your abuse, but your pity.

This brilliant piece by Gani Kayode Jr Balogun might give you a better understanding of Dinogate

ABU AND ABUSES

Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria started its existence as a regional university, just like its contemporaries, University of Ife, now Obafemi Awolowo University, ile Ife, established by the government of Western Region, and the deceitfully named University of Nigeria, Nsukka, established by the Eastern Regional government.

Please remember that as at that period, the only University in the country, the University College, Ibadan, was then just a University College, whose admission policy and curriculum were closely tied to its parent university in the UK.

So, the three regional governments, in pursuant of their manpower needs, set up regional universities, even the federal government joined the train with the establishment of University of Lagos, Akoka, on the fringe of the then federal capital territory of Lagos.

Now, while Ife was established to accommodate the products of the free education programme, and Nsukka because, well, if the West can do it, why not the East?

The case of ABU was different. The North had a massive manpower deficit, both in the regional civil service and in the military. To meet those needs, the regional government had to lower entry qualifications for most northern youth to qualify. That was why people like Buhari got drafted into the army with what we popularly call Awaiting Result(AR), and people like Abacha got in despite not meeting the height requirements demanded from candidates from other regions.

For ABU, they had to create so many back bending programmes to meet up with their mandate. This of course led to the establishment of so many remedial programmes that it was referred to as the Remedial University.

Even after it was taken over by the Murtala/Obasanjo Administration which took over regional universities, the original purpose was never jettisoned. In fact, it got to a point where universities in the North were offering Certificates in Law! Which is used as an equivalent of an A/Level or OND, and are used to get into law programmes, cleverly sidestepping the very competitive JAMB entry requirements for Law!

One of the reasons for the stranglehold by the North on the judiciary and the civil service is the application of state officers to fill their state's quota in the federal civil service.

Imagine if you will, two lawyers, one from either side of the confluence, who did NYSC together, and joined their state's civil service the same day.

The southern lawyer would move to Level 9 in 3 years, but the one from the north was employed on level 9, promoted to Level 10 two years later, and level 12 after only five years, while his counterpart at that point is looking forward to his level 10 promotions exam.

If both officers now applied for transfer of service from state to the federal service, one is already three levels ahead even though they graduated the same day!

What makes it worse is that the Northern lawyer probably had only three credits, did a certificate course in Law, and then studied Islamic Jurisprudence, which is not applicable in about fifty percent of the states of the federation!

This man will now become a judge at 30, Appeal Court at 35 and Supreme Court at 40, sitting pretty to become CJN while his Southern mate was just be elevated to the High court.

There are even courses in UK colleges designed specifically for intellectually challenged northern politicians, their wives and their children!

So, those of you showing righteous indignation about Dino's three credits must have been living on Mars, because if you go down that path, the very foundation of Northern education, that has produced numerous presidents, permanent secretaries, Generals, Ambassadors, and majority of Directors of institutions, will be called to question.

Please stop judging some people with your own standards, I am certain if we scrutinize the qualification's of most northerners in public office, the military, the police, customs, immigration, prisons, ports and sundry federal agencies, you will realise that Dino is just one in a million.

ABU is just fulfilling its mandate of producing low level human resources to fill the northern quota in a skewered federal system. It does not deserve your abuse, but your pity.

This brilliant piece by Gani Kayode Jr Balogun might give you a better understanding of Dinogate

ABU AND ABUSES

Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria started its existence as a regional university, just like its contemporaries, University of Ife, now Obafemi Awolowo University, ile Ife, established by the government of Western Region, and the deceitfully named University of Nigeria, Nsukka, established by the Eastern Regional government.

Please remember that as at that period, the only University in the country, the University College, Ibadan, was then just a University College, whose admission policy and curriculum were closely tied to its parent university in the UK.

So, the three regional governments, in pursuant of their manpower needs, set up regional universities, even the federal government joined the train with the establishment of University of Lagos, Akoka, on the fringe of the then federal capital territory of Lagos.

Now, while Ife was established to accommodate the products of the free education programme, and Nsukka because, well, if the West can do it, why not the East?

The case of ABU was different. The North had a massive manpower deficit, both in the regional civil service and in the military. To meet those needs, the regional government had to lower entry qualifications for most northern youth to qualify. That was why people like Buhari got drafted into the army with what we popularly call Awaiting Result(AR), and people like Abacha got in despite not meeting the height requirements demanded from candidates from other regions.

For ABU, they had to create so many back bending programmes to meet up with their mandate. This of course led to the establishment of so many remedial programmes that it was referred to as the Remedial University.

Even after it was taken over by the Murtala/Obasanjo Administration which took over regional universities, the original purpose was never jettisoned. In fact, it got to a point where universities in the North were offering Certificates in Law! Which is used as an equivalent of an A/Level or OND, and are used to get into law programmes, cleverly sidestepping the very competitive JAMB entry requirements for Law!

One of the reasons for the stranglehold by the North on the judiciary and the civil service is the application of state officers to fill their state's quota in the federal civil service.

Imagine if you will, two lawyers, one from either side of the confluence, who did NYSC together, and joined their state's civil service the same day.

The southern lawyer would move to Level 9 in 3 years, but the one from the north was employed on level 9, promoted to Level 10 two years later, and level 12 after only five years, while his counterpart at that point is looking forward to his level 10 promotions exam.

If both officers now applied for transfer of service from state to the federal service, one is already three levels ahead even though they graduated the same day!

What makes it worse is that the Northern lawyer probably had only three credits, did a certificate course in Law, and then studied Islamic Jurisprudence, which is not applicable in about fifty percent of the states of the federation!

This man will now become a judge at 30, Appeal Court at 35 and Supreme Court at 40, sitting pretty to become CJN while his Southern mate was just be elevated to the High court.

There are even courses in UK colleges designed specifically for intellectually challenged northern politicians, their wives and their children!

So, those of you showing righteous indignation about Dino's three credits must have been living on Mars, because if you go down that path, the very foundation of Northern education, that has produced numerous presidents, permanent secretaries, Generals, Ambassadors, and majority of Directors of institutions, will be called to question.

Please stop judging some people with your own standards, I am certain if we scrutinize the qualification's of most northerners in public office, the military, the police, customs, immigration, prisons, ports and sundry federal agencies, you will realise that Dino is just one in a million.

ABU is just fulfilling its mandate of producing low level human resources to fill the northern quota in a skewered federal system. It does not deserve your abuse, but your pity.

but these same kids up north dey carry explosive, for bh.......wats ur take

Afternoon all, i have been wondering why the dead is all ways buried with their legs facing the road.I attended a burial and wen d casket was bout to b laid into d grave, the Pastor askd wia His legs were and He said ok.......position it this way , dat his legs should face outside(the road)..Its not once i observed this.Well i dont knw if its d same in your pls.

guess the went there to pay him their last respect...

Heads up for those of ya all still angry wit 2baba.

Fela kuti lost his property,freedom and mother to the Nigerian struggle. What did you guys do? You voted in the man who did it all to him.

Ndi ara

Heads up for those of ya all still angry wit 2baba.

Fela kuti lost his property,freedom and mother to the Nigerian struggle. What did you guys do? You voted in the man who did it all to him.

Ndi ara