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Passionate888:
Singleness is next to Godliness

Let me know why you said this.

BigBashiru:
God forbid that I partake of the killer & violent male gender.

I don't get. If God forbids that you partake of the killer & violence of the male gender, why are you male on here? I don't know even one female by the name Bashir.

Oh, so people take you serious? You can be a male actually and still play with my intelligence, lol, but I just wonder how you can be very vitriolic to the gender you identify with. I can gamble for 100 million worlds that you are. Definitely. Not. A. Female. Guy, to come to this reality and be vocal about it makes you a unique somebody. I never take anything and any opinion on the internet serious, anyway.

BigBashiru:
There are MANY FEMALE CULT MEMBERS yet we dont hear of them killing themselves in cult wars.

The cursed male gender is at it again.... Killers!

Ha, aunty soffrey na. Are you angry God didn't make you male?

BigBashiru:
Women build & nurture. There are bad women but compared to men and their crimes they are angels. Men are killers. You know it's the truth. Always shooting killing kidnapping. Trying to hide the facts and truth. If possible stop being attracted to women. ALL MEN ARE POTENTISL RAPISTS. MEN SHOOT GUNS. FEW WOMRN SHOOT GUNS. ASSASSINS ARE MEN NOT WOMEN. MEN ARE TOXIC.

Sorry em, not here to argue but I love your honesty, assuming you're male. I am left wondering because only males go by your moniker but I am undoubtedly convinced you are female. Nothing wrong with that though, but you only look at the bad side. All we have also enjoyed is men's handiwork. Just to get a better perspective of you and not for anything mischievous. Are you male?

leonard002:
good thread

I have quite an interesting story. I wasted some years at home as a medical graduate looking for an internship placement. What I did next was to learn how to flash phones and computers and made a good living out of it. Till I finally got a placement and then a job subsequently.

Frankly, I made a lot of money then as so many people are there who needs one or two stuffs to be done on their phones or computers.

Sometimes sef, I dey reason sey this job na scam.

Anyway, we thank Oluwa for all the years of learning and earning.

The sky's the limit.

LMAO. Very funny comment. And I sabi flash phones oo.

Aunty use your head. Monkeys are different from Chimpanzees. Pussy cat no be tiger. There is a wide chasm between a baby mama and a wife. Use your head, please. Aside celibacy, I'll say it a thousand times. Nothing honors a woman more than marriage. Bukola, I greet thee

Seun, will you please get this US palaver off of Nairaland. Your moderators are doing a terrible, horrible job. This is Nigeria for goodness, not US. This is sickening. That one is their business abeg.

GBOKASINCHA:
Sai baba !! 4+4

Guy your meme funny die.

Eazie351:
and to think that people curse him "it shall not be well with you" whenever he misses a clear chance is funny.


it is already well with him. keep your curses

lol

Lol.

Onyi22:
This is the type of guy am praying for, not those ones that soak garri in the morning, afternoon n night then come online to type rubbish wit their free MB from M T N...
Dating a broke ass guy all in the name of Love is scam,
ladies pls don't settled for a frustrated broke ass guy all in the name of ''things will get better.. ''
Dump his ugly ass immediately u find someone more richer, wealthier, famous than him...
We have many depressed n frustrated ones on this forum

Lmao. Money is good, but what is your obsession with rich guys though? You can't date a broke guy with a promising future?

yanabasee1:
Even though, I totally disagree with PMB and his style of leadership... I'll never wish him death.


He's someone's father and husband and a leader to some people. He needs to be alive for them. Politics shouldn't sweep away your senses ......

Exactly. Just gross mehn!!!

Made4naijalove:
A lady could not contain her excitement after she received a marriage proposal from her boyfriend and resorted to expressing her joy in a very funny way.

A video making the rounds on social media captured the moment the man popped the big question and the lady became overwhelmed with excitement as she rolled on the floor and jumped to her fiance’s arms.

The boyfriend was spotted going down on one knee as he popped the question to her and slid the ring to her finger.

The pretty wife-to-be was so excited when she saw the proposal. She jumped off with joy. It is obviously a beautiful experience for the lady.

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QFJG_buzsQ

Carefully staged lie! Kudos to the actors though; they did a very good job.

Beware of this and many more at the detriment of good sensibility

ForeThinker:
If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.

Hmm. Nice quote.

2cul2care:
Because our network providers or Internet service providers are thieves, even those who claim to run unlimited plans like spectranet, its all lies, once you use about 100gb they throttle the sub.

Even South Africa here, has numerous service providers giving unlimited Internet service but Nigeria here our case is always different.

Gbam! It benefits them more.

Iolo:
Fiberone - NGN10,800 / mth
Wifi.com.ng - NGN12-13k / mth
Swift Network - NGN20-24k / mth

All are fully unlimited with speeds above 2MPBs.

But Lagos is not the only state in this country. We have 35 more states, bro.

Peterosky:
Please can you simply type in English, cause I neither speak nor understand Swahili. Thanks.

It's quite understood and I am not editing it. Lol. If you made a similar comment on a similar post on another public forum like Reddit; you'd be downvoted to oblivion.

Peterosky:
Op,I will continue to advise people to keep family issues away from the public domain such as social media especially on a platform like nairaland which is filled with members with no good contributions to such issues, but instead offer advice that can further worsen the situation.
That being said, you are totally wrong to hide your salary from your husband. I am married, my wife knows my salary, and my wife being a business woman inform me of her finances without me asking. I am indeed blessed with a woman that understand what marriage is all about. Finally, she knows my pin the same way I know hers.

Op, if I must tell you the truth, you are not qualified to be a wife.

Lmao! If you said this on Reddit in response to op's write-up lol, you'd be downvoted to oblivion. I may try it sef.

huptin:
With 12,500 you can get unlimited data on wifi. Com and with 18k you will get same on Spectranet

This only works in Lagos. No other state has it.

ybalogs:
Do you even know that 1 Cup of rice contains 7,532 pieces... Pls, don't buy if it's not complete...
I will count beans tomorrow so someone should help me count garri.
I hate cheating...

Some people get time

I mean it would be nice to browse without unnecessary permutations, or checking data balance.

Shouldn't there be special incentives for people who rely on the web

Service provider of many countries do, but why here? For $99 AUD you can surf the unlimited plan in Australia on Telstra, the best service provider there. That's just less than 25 thousand naira.

I remember vividly on numerous occasions while on Campus and there's lightning accompanied by rapid succession of thunderbolts. In a funny tone, I'd often tell people "abeg shift for me before God strikes me dead" and all its variants and my pals would just laugh thinking I'm only being paranoid. Hmm. God protect us all.

haymoney01:
Lmao. 4years is a long time to be saying you will be a doctor without putting by God's grace

Hmm. Very, very deep

johnmattew:
yes... medical doctors and pharmacists practice that handwriting

I have always wondered... Like, most of them have very terrible handwriting

johnmattew:
they do it on purpose...my friend told me the practice it in their medical school so as to prevent patients from seeing what the wrote

Seriously?

jakD:

There should be no mercy for armed robbers. Those guys are murderous.

Honestly. There should be no mercy whatsoever. Why are we talking about mercy here set?

Damidave1124:
Black Thursday in Isanlu, Yagba East local government, Kogi State as armed men stormed the town and robbed the only bank we have in Isanlu.

The armed robbers robed and gruesomely murdered all the police men on duty.

They split themselves, some went to police station while some went straight to First bank

May God help us

Watch the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7GSvWuKSAo

Haba, ha, ha, this is too much abeg. I'd join the dead in chorus: Oh Lord avenge us!

Damidave1124:
Black Thursday in Isanlu, Yagba East local government, Kogi State as armed men stormed the town and robbed the only bank we have in Isanlu.

The armed robbers robed and gruesomely murdered all the police men on duty.

They split themselves, some went to police station while some went straight to First bank

May God help us

Watch the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7GSvWuKSAo

Human conscience demands that there is a Judgement Day, otherwise we are living in a universe of injustice.

Nairalandgirl:
God punish you and that your wicked fiancée.
I lost a friend last month to Sickle cell.
He was never healthy.
[b]Drank carton of drugs everyday.
Hands and legs will swell today ,go down tomorrow
Always on crushes.
Hospital in and out.
[/b]That has been his life from birth till he finally died.
I pray your children hate and despise you.
At this century, you still want to produce SS..
What sort of wickedness is this?

No! No!!! Just stop it.

Please stop it!!!

But seriously, people need to check for compatibility and sweep love down the drain for once.

DenreleDave:
Cho



Aerial view of one university in Nigeria...


Guess the university? We are yet to see how their school is oo

Ah, how do I unsee this?7?

Shoodboi:
Bank teller jobs are always held by contract staffers. It is risky and inadvisable if you have another option.

Just make sure you save on the job and not live salary-to-salary because you may be fired anytime.

Hmm

Seniorwriter:
Very Very.

Why did you say that?

scoundrel:
In this Coronavirus period, very risky.

Haha, I like your signature, by the way.

Somebody will open an account in Feb 2020, have more than 2k comments within that short period and yet he/she would claim not to be an alt Nairaland account.

That said, how risky if I may ask?