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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Any Update About Ekiti State Recruitment Into Its Civil Service? by Blackmiserable(op): 1:45pm On May 02, 2020

Ekiti state government has not began issuing appointment letters?

Culture › Re: Sick Emir Of Rano, Tafida Abubakar Ila Taken To Hospital by Blackmiserable(m): 1:31pm On May 02, 2020

DontCough:
My prayers are he recovers quickly from the bewitched ailment.
[s]No man deserves to lose his precious life, no matter what their earthly deeds are.[/s]

Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by Blackmiserable(op): 5:17pm On Apr 29, 2020

sassysure:
The person behind this moniker is very funny
Do u have diary too?
Will love to read how u play with words.
I like u already whether male or female

My diary is going to be a perfectly perfect summary of a miserable existence. Lol. No, you cannot afford to gulp down so much misery just by reading - on paper. Thanks for the compliment

Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by Blackmiserable(op): 5:11pm On Apr 29, 2020

bukatyne:
You even know the time

Amala owner toor badt.

While alakowe is forming big boy and cash madam with N300k salary, Iya alamala and Baba eran is racking in N500k monthly with their toro, kobo.

Lol.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Any Update About Ekiti State Recruitment Into Its Civil Service? by Blackmiserable(op): 3:45pm On Apr 29, 2020

No one with appointment letter yet?

Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by Blackmiserable(op): 3:36pm On Apr 29, 2020

MZrapper:
So what you gon' do now?

Lol. I'm going to start by beating you. Beating you blueish, black, dark yellow, black. After beating you up then I beat you. Then I beat you red. Then I beat you once again and once again and again. Then I beat you one more time and again and again. grin

@Bukatyne, read Screwface's post on April 27th. Possted at 9 :50 am. Last page.

Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by Blackmiserable(op): 1:19pm On Apr 29, 2020

MZrapper:
K.

I actually sought everyone's contribution. Your response to her is a little over the top.

Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by Blackmiserable(op): 1:15pm On Apr 29, 2020

Ginaz:
I don’t have that time to be reading diaries.

Please find time to chop them. Trust my judgement, the section is the most wholesome on the entire site.

Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by Blackmiserable(op): 1:11pm On Apr 29, 2020

ahnie:
Hello my crush crackhaus....i am ready to marry you now.so please hasten up the proposal.

O gini! This is not Tibet or Northern India, abeg lol. Every evil monkey affecting Ahnie catch fire now. I say catch fire now by fire.

ahnie:
Hello blackmiserable....how are you this fine morning?

I am fine oo. God has been faithful. Typical housewife thing as usual. My regards to tough man, Chisom.

Family › Re: Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:48pm On Apr 28, 2020

bukatyne:
I don't have a diary and not starting one anytime soon.

What do you want to know though?

You need a married NLer's diary to read?

Try Mmotimo's diary.

Very interesting, refreshing and educative.

I also stumbled on Computergeek's and Gangababe's diaries.

I hope I got the other two monikers right sha.

Thanks haha.

Seems this pandemic has kept you indoors - you have been a bit active, creating a second account sef, haha. Lol.

Ahnie and Zima mentioned her but she had deactivated, sadly. I will check the other two you suggested. Sha create your own diary. I would love to read a bowful. Thanks for your suggestions though.

Family › Diaries Section Is A Lot Of Fun. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:25pm On Apr 28, 2020

I wished the mods would sort it in stages of flair.

Never knew Nigerians can be so open and blunt while unapologetically letting it all out. So refreshing mehn. Thought you only find this on Reddit. I advice everyone to check it out once in a while. So refreshing I must admit.

Ahnie and her bald headed hubby who is just like me haha. Bukatyne, I cannot wait to read your diary oo, from altar tears to walking the aisle. Screwface, you're terribly intelligent and engaging. Em, Mrs. Zimunachimdi your story is bewitching.

Unapologetically blunt Ahnie with some fine, crazy sense of humor. Screwface with tons and tons of delicious nuggets for the unmarried. Sir, and I am not kidding, everyone wants your type of marriage. It's so obvious Zimunachimdi, the valiant woman, who together with hubby, passed from graas to grace. Tori dey there no be small.

Anyone has any suggestions on married folks' diary you'd recommend on Nairaland? I don't read the unmarried, and I wouldn't want to find out later.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Any Update About Ekiti State Recruitment Into Its Civil Service? by Blackmiserable(op): 6:20pm On Apr 28, 2020

Anyone with appointment letter?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Any Update About Ekiti State Recruitment Into Its Civil Service? by Blackmiserable(op): 9:07am On Apr 28, 2020

Let this go up a little haha.

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 11:52pm On Apr 27, 2020

CsRockefeller:
lets keep at it just for fun.

That's nice hehe. However, you'd have to create a thread and then tag me. Then we roll haha.

Jobs/Vacancies › Any Update About Ekiti State Recruitment Into Its Civil Service? by Blackmiserable(op): 11:50pm On Apr 27, 2020

If you told me after the exams that 10 marks was subtracted from my total marks, I would scream an emphatic "That's true!!! Could not be truer" And as painful as it is, I had to leave Jalingo for this reason.

Anyway, I have moved past that, but I just want to be updated about the recruitment exams we all wrote.

Have appointment letters began to roll in? Do you know anyone who got employed? I actually sat as a Statistician sha. Scored 28.

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 8:40pm On Apr 26, 2020

XRJP:
Can I join??

Purely technical questions please

Sorry, I don't do throwaway account.

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by Blackmiserable(m): 11:11am On Apr 26, 2020

Corrinthians:
Dear Suleiman, does the anointing to heal covid19 patients not work on those with diabetes, cancer, HIV, typhoid, malaria, hepatitis, etc?

Why cant you simply go to general ward that doesn't require permission from the government and heal those people? Or are they less deserving of good health?

Hmm. Good point you highlighted. If he goes there, he'd lose his life.

When God is troubling the nations, men no matter how pious and righteous they are or think they are shouldn't stand in the way of God. It never ends well. This kind of Nothing-will-happen; I'm righteous presumptions has killed many. So many righteous men. You cannot be more loving or righteous than God.

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:48am On Apr 26, 2020

TheGenius001:
I got it thanks a whole lot bro

Baba, thanks for thanking me, lol. But thank God the most lol.

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:34am On Apr 26, 2020

TheGenius001:
Lols. I beg you. I need to subscribe. You know the nature of this lockdown. More reason I've been waiting for you to come online. Brother Haven't I thrilled you? Help a brother

I'll send another 150. I yaff tried jor.

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:31am On Apr 26, 2020

TheGenius001:
They don't get electrocuted because the circuit is still not complete or bridged. Only when they have their two legs on two different wires then they will be electrocuted

I am outta here.

*Runs out of thread pending when another guru shows up*

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:30am On Apr 26, 2020

[quote author=TheGenius001 post=88865201][/quote]Nope, sorry, it would have to be someone else. It should go round lmao.

I don't even have 50k for account sef, lol.

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:27am On Apr 26, 2020

TheGenius001:
lols. I am not. That's the more reason I asked for technical questions. it won't appear in Google. I will answer it and you will believe me

Why is it that if birds perch on electric poles, they don't get electrocuted

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:26am On Apr 26, 2020

TheGenius001:
MTN
07063....54...8103

Ithream, got you. Is that you? Haha, but I just sent 150 to you yesterday na. Why na, lol.

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:23am On Apr 26, 2020

TheGenius001:
Infinite. Even one is infinite. Cos it still has 1.000000000000.....down to infinity

Let me have your number.

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:21am On Apr 26, 2020

TheGenius001:
Good morning. It's good to have you again. I must eat your money lols.
Thank God I am online
The answer is Googol

Oh boy, you're a real genius. Googoplex! That's right. Can you beat chest you're not googling my questions

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:20am On Apr 26, 2020

TheGenius001:
Please ask me technical questions. Thanks

That's nice.

Okay, how many numbers lie between 1 and 4. Justify your explanations.

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:19am On Apr 26, 2020

TheGenius001:
Hahahaha it takes about 4300000000 miles pers second to get there it is called the Alpha Centauri system. it consists of three stars. You'll see them sometimes in the stars. they are close to the Orion's belt constellation. Trust me on this one

You didn't answer my question bro. While you got to the name of the star, you didn't answer the time it takes to get there travelling at the speed of light. Remember, time is measured in min, sec or hours

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:14am On Apr 26, 2020

Okay, I'm back. TheGenius001 one more question and then I pay you too, haha.

Okay, one followed by two zeros is called a hundred and by three zeros is a thousand. No searching pls, what's one followed by hundred zeros?

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:26pm On Apr 25, 2020

Ofemmanutosure:
Ahh... Then 1/0 is infinity then

1/0 is not infinity, sir. Lol.

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:25pm On Apr 25, 2020

exynos:
N2O Nitrous oxide

If I play bet9ja and the probability that my ticket would not cut is 0.9, 0.8, 0.85 in three different match. What's the probability that if I combine all three games, my ticket will not cut

Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:20pm On Apr 25, 2020

TheGenius001:
It is Nitrous Oxide, N2O
it is called so because it affectd you in sch a way that you don't think fast to know you are under the effect, and makes you smile or laugh without your permission. I have experienced personally

I wish I get your time this night. Battery dey do me shege.

Okay, that is correct. What's the closest star to the earth and how long would it take to get there travelling at the speed of light

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Romance › Re: How Intelligent Are You: Here's 100 Airtime If You Answer These Five Questions. by Blackmiserable(op): 9:11pm On Apr 25, 2020

Kaydans:
Ask bro

Mention three pseudo epigrapha books?

Books purportedly written by biblical characters but are not, actually

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