₦airaland Forum

A Government that bans the Importation of food but promotes the Importation of grass for cows I was in the market on Saturday I tried to purchase fresh tomatoes but the price threw me off.
Five Fresh Tomatoes for Five Hundred Naira.. It rhymes but it's true.
You can confirm if you doubt it.

400k and counting

Gentle2015:
Google Earth pictures Nigerians will believe anything.

So, mere pictures are your sole proof? God bless Nigeria

Who the Bleep are you.. Are you sure you read the rules before coming on board

What do expect to get in a republic that bans the Importation of food but promotes the Importation of grass for cows.. In the mind of Buhari we are all cows and Fulani Herds men are in charge as usual

No 1 was a bomb

Anything they handle... They Kwarapt

Failure is an orphan but success has too many friends and relatives

Because a Rev was kidnapped everyone suddenly became compassionate Abeg the Church should pay the ransom joor and leave God to judge.. Afterall they have money in excess

This one pain me

She was Coke before now Is Fanta

acenazt:
The Wall of Naija. Wish we have his likes and another yobo again.

Trust me naija has many more but the kwarapt system is the negative factor

It's PHCN bill there is no power yet they bring outrageous bills.. Many thanks to the guy on the Lagos Lekki pole it's not the fastest way to die.

Please oo how can I relate this post to the hausa/fulani's that is ravaging this country unopposed.

This is what religion has done to Africa...how did a church aquire such money with poor masses still in the midst. This calls for religious revolution

LastMumu:
I'm not surprised. During my service year there, I almost lost my life after licking the _vagina of one Abakaliki chick. One just have to be very careful in this life.

That Is why you are the latest mumu

Why would someone anoint a car... Mtcheew Africans and Religion

Empty vessels.. By their posts we shall know them

Mother of Milk.. This is the biggest I have seen

Idleness is a skill you just mastered it

Okay... But this is not what I signed up for

Must you carry generating set to the gas station before it is fueled..... These northerners always think through the Anus

In criminal offences you don't plead liability rather you plead guilty or not guilty

Everybody sample your snake here' is mine below

admax:
When a Muslim Cleric was involved in human jaw business: https://www.nairaland.com/3027197/bought-human-jaw-fortune-charm#44375365 they said he is 'self-acclaimed Islamic cleric'! but as soon as some self-acclaimed Pastor commits atrocities eh they will never call him a self-acclaimed Pastor but a Pastor as if they were there when he was anointed.

People commits atrocities no doubt but stop slandering the body of Christ by posting all the bad news about Pastors while the Muslims will never do such to their Imams and Alfas who commits more atrocities!

The devil is using some of you and you don't know!

What you just said is rubbish the body of Christ does not tolerate evil and we should not hesitate to expose one when we see it

Mehn this world is much more complicated than I thought...too many sad tales in a short space.

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Lord anything that will put me in this condition should just kill me straight up what a waste of beauty.. Its a pity

Mbaka is just another clown hawking his own silly, homemade, fringe view of reality.
I really wonder why fo.ols are celebrated in this big lunacy bin called Nigeria.
[/quote][quote author=linusbnn post=41398165]it drives me crazy when people ascrice infallibility to a common man..dats a clear defnition of an underdeveloped brain

Alhaji prophet Mbaka I remember when you attacked GEJ for refusing to come and see you,now its easy for you to visit the head of bokoharam.*Prophet my foot.for me,Mbaka is just a buisness man hiding in white cassock..He should get his loud mouth off politics*

in Nigeria when a building is on fire you have to take these steps
1.call fire service(that is if u have the num)
2.procced to fight the fire
3.wait for the service men after you,ve quenched the fire
4.they are bound to come in 30mins after the inferno and say things like .."there was no water in da headquaters we went to fill our tanks
5.the Nigerian police comes in to keep the situation under control

anyone that thinks he did not get it ryt shud go and drink water from the gutter...some governors quoted 600 000 000 as money spent on decorating the state for christmas they did not complain but Fayose is distributing rice to the poor masses and some idiots in their stark stupidity have the ink to post End Time Rice.