no keeper for monkey post
center ball, you must raise ball to verse 100 to determine who go dey center

AnointedG:
op u forget to add "obstruction"

during my days we no get field so na for street wey dey stay play ball so whenever a car or any serious looking person wants to pass, we would shout obstruction and wait for d person or car to pass b4 we continue...

anytime my elder brother see say dem wan score us, him go pass so dat we go shout obstruction. him fit dey there do like say him dey comot something for him leg or him wan pick something and him no go pass finish until we reposition.

d tin go dey pain our opponents and dem no go fit shout for am or do anything because all of us small and we love our lives...

bet na female be ur gender na? abi this pikin don put my fone inside water again?

AnointedG:
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue

but why?
what if he invites uselu people to come and tie you and carry you away to ward 9 the next day? dont you know that before you explain to them and clear yourself you will come back to meet omamiro your best single friend tying towel and frying dodo in your kitchen?

EMEKA1MILLION:
Hahahahaha.. You underestimate the Americans... Oh well time will tell.
They know how to pressure to directly or indirectly succumb to their demands..

just movies is enough influence.
man on ledge for example.
a bad guy is made the preacher and the gay is the man that minds his business and harms no one.
after watching a film like that,
a lil kid will say" dont arrest gays, they arw law abiding, they have rights, they do not hurt any one, only God can judge them"

We will soon start seeing the gay right activist on nl here saying stuff like; how does their relationship affect you?, we have 1 million and 1 problems and homos aren't one, they were created like this or that, they should be happy, it's their choice.... and many other diatribes I call bucket of shiit! just let us catch you first, you go tell street boys all those ones you hear?

Teeboy15:
Hi ya'll, I'm a first time OP (whatever OP means) so please apologies on any typo error or whatever.

Though this post is coming when the movie is already old but i just felt the need to create the thread afterall.

Ok enuff talk lemme get straight to it. I think the movie 30 days in Atlanta was unnecessarily hyped for the following reasons;

1. Ay was not fit for the role; Ay does not have that rugged n razz personality to play the role of Akpors. He seemed too serious for the role, more like forcing himself to be an Akpors personality. A Bovi or Charles Inojie interpretation of the role would have made more sense.

2. Story line was poor; Like seriously what was he trying to portray, that Akpors is just a local Warri boy who got lucky, went abroad and couldn't behave himself in a cultured way? Seriously?

3.His comedy line in the movie when he got employed as a part-time comedian was terrible; Ay like seriously u could have done berra than that. Dat was whack. If na so ur shows dey be u for no get one kobo for account.

Let me state that I'm not in any way hating on the successfull comedian's effort (before Nairalanders go start their own wahala), for what its worth it was a good movie but constructive criticism also sell movies.

For those who haven't seen the movie make sure u get a copy of it and let us know what u think. U can also add ur opinion for those that have already seen the movie.


CC: lalasticlala, tosyne2much and co abeg help me park dis keke for garage

its a nonsense movie like all

nkemdi89:

Do you believe you can still make your points without trying to abuse someone? The problem most young people lack is the ability to communicate, why would you abuse me? I dnt knw the way or manner you were brought up or what you are experiencing emotionally or psychologically at the moment, you shouldn't just come to a thread and start insulting people, or has that solve the problem on ground? Or will you derive joy if I replied in an offensive manner?

I dont see anywhere I insulted you.
im playing with you
its all about differences in our sense of humour
I thought tou played along when you called me adult.
its nice. we learn everyday. im so sorry I insulted you. how uncouth! how manner forsaken! I promise it wont happen again.

nkemdi89:

Adult you think sex is everything ba.

come on kid,
you just dont get up and tell a sexually active person to keep sex off the mind like that.
I mean... sex is not everything but a living thing cant stay away from it.
ask those randy fathers and reverend sisters. theyll tell you.

BornnAgainChild:


Well the truth might be bitter but then it obviously means his getting it elsewere,i'd advice you dont ask him for it again,just pretend and overlook him am sure his consciences would prick him,engage yourself with your kids affairs,try something new dress hot and take your baby out,and please try GET your your husbands cousin out of your mind,thats a NO NO,may God see you through

Sex is the only solution for someone in need of it! It actually has no substitute. None whatsoever! Be real!

nkemdi89:

The LCM of the whole issue is for her to take sex out of her mind and work towards making herself a better woman, getting busy and being a little selfish will work cos the man gets irritated when you reminds him of his mistake also she is not going to do it in order to please her spouse but to make herself happy and also to build her self esteem or worth.

Abeg watin dis ppikin dey yarn? Take sex OFF her mind just like that! Is she a tree?

nairalandprince:

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ZODZEE:
This is a case of two fighting.
It wasn't intentional,so he will be charged with premediated murder and may likely get 10-15 yrs jail term.
Coupled with the fact that he reported his self,he has a good chance of getting lesser jail term.

That being said,devil should be left out of this.
He should face what the law present.


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I'm not a lawyer but the term premeditated doesn't sound correct in the contest you employed it.

lalasticlala:



http://www.thecable.ng/kate-henshaws-home-catches-fire

small burn. not like the "gutted" I thought

Sacramento4real:

I took just two tablets and one blood capsul.Though,i can't remember the exact milligrams sha.But according to my guy,he said that was the smallest and safest dosage.Its said to be effective like one hour plus after taking it.He also said most chemist do not sell it openly,but codedly.So,don't be surprise when u get to a chemist and the attendant there claims not to have it.When we got there that day,the nurse had to go in to bring the drug.They said its usually used by military men that engages in much physical training.

It's a 5ex drug. What else is it for? Why do soldiers need it? It delays orgaasm, does it aid physical exercise too?
Again, you said 1hr3omins after taking it. Does it work 1.hr 30mins later or the effect starts immediately and last for 1.hr 30mins? 3rdly; can a virgin girl make such complains too? Or its only chucky chookie girls that are never belefull? Please I want to know because I'm a virginn boy. Incase I ever discover I need it. Thanks

Joavid:


What does the act have to do with knees?

A Lot my dear!

Moana:
You gave examples of small local airlines you have used in your main post. It explains why you get tasteless food. Other airlines known internationally serve decent food , their reputation depends on efficient service delivery.


And i will repeat this only people without much put so much significance over the small things other people do. Its like your main agenda is psycho-analysing everyone else who isnt aware or bothered by your exsistence.

I laughed hard when I saw your profile picture.

Antoinne:
Can someone please explain to me why people (especially girls) keep taking airplane food out of the aircraft? Aero, Medview, First nation and a couple other airlines always serve with some kind of 'take-awa' pack, but should people have to take these packs away out of the airplane like uncultured men, carrying them about the airplane like they are some party gifts?

Brodah if to say you know shey you for just leave that (especially girls) part.
E clear say dem vex for this one I no go lie
E clear like 7up

NetBizguy:
What kind of mon sense is that? I just lost 5k in merry bet and nothing is left in my account just decided to come here only to read that someone has died because of what has just made me 5k poorer than before now. nawah oo

but what is even wrong with some of thses hausa guys, thats how I almost lost my life to one Hausa Okada man over N20 argument before U know it has brought out dagger, no only me took to my heels.

okponu!

otimothy:
possibly what she is trying to say is they had rounds after rounds btw 12-5 that is very possible,brov God as my witness i once coiled a girl rounds on rounds from 9pm till lyk 4am,e got to a stage sperm no gree and na sense man take do am cos i didny hump that long,she ride tire nau omo abeg fear ikenne babes o bit of advice drink very chilled water b4 game.............

what does chilled water do?

prettyjo:
a normal guy can last for more than 30 minutes self..its all about building your stamina

a normal girl should discharge in less than 10 minutes. its all about not being a wwhore before she met you.

babyfaceafrica:
it is something to worry about...when ladies start to compare ..it sends a wrong signal...the OP can improve but e should never go on drugs just to satisfy her..e sould just pratice more pre-intimacy..I doubt that story about her ex bf ..but if true that guy is using stimulants..and I am not advising anybody to use dat!!

whats the disadvantage boss?
cos me dey fear oh!
I be v.boy

MosakuAW:
This is not the first nor second time robbers escape thru water ways.

Is high time we provide securities on our water ways.

If the SUV where not burnt, what tangible evidence would Nigeria police have gotten from it. We lack forensic experts in this country.

And when will Nigerians learn not to put laws in their hands. What is gain the from burning the SUV's.

Oh my country!

#I weep.

we are very foolish in this country really.
those cars definitely didnt belong to the robbers. they must have been stolen. why not allow the owners at least recover their cars? who burns cars? what a people!

Chascop:




i taught you should be sleeping by now..

Did you take Tea or Coffee ?

Teach taught
Think. Thought
Buy. Bought
Wear. Wore
Run. Ran
Etc.

bamsboy:
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I don't believe they are the same persons

greatestluv4all:
To my fellow muslim sister, your candid and honest opinion is required and even the brothers too.

I have two suitors, a muslim and a non muslim.

Both have asked for my hand in marriage and have met their respective families.

Here is the challenge

The muslim is married with kids and only willing to take me as his second wife.
We know every woman wants a man for her self alone.

The non muslim have told me I have to leave my religion, the parents even reiterated these on my last visit.

Both are gainfully employed and are serious about the proposal.

As a muslim sister, if you are in my shoe, what will you do?

Brothers, help a sister.

Did you not know that your religion would bar you from the christian before you guys got to this level before? Like... I won't date a girl from ALUU, because I won't marry her eventually.

samueld0:
President Muhammadu Buhari Monday said that he inherited a “‎virtually empty treasury” with debts running into hundreds of millions of Dollars and appealed to the media to explain the true position to Nigerians so that “they won’t match on us”.

The President who spoke while meeting with members of the State House Press Corps said it was a disgrace that Nigeria is not able to pay workers salaries adding that this was as a result of bad management.

According to him, there was ‎already a lot of pressure on his government due to the huge expectations of Nigerians on what they desire from the administration.

While calling on the media to cooperate with his administration‎, President Buhari said he choose Femi Adesina to be his Adviser because he is ‘one of the best’.

President Muhammadu Buhari attending to some files in his office as he resumed duties at the Presidential Villa, Abuja. Photo by Abayomi Adeshida

“It is not by accident that I got the best of you to be the special adviser, one of the 15 aides  I had to get clearance from the Senate‎. He is one of the best President of the guild that I can have as special advisers. I brought one of the best of you so that he can consistently defend me against you.

“Whether my job is a difficult one or easy it is up to him, but I’m here to thank you in advance for ‎what good and ill you are going to do to me.

“I have to quickly come and see you and welcome you to this place. I hope ‎what happened of recent between the former president and one of you (the seizure of the accreditation of the Radio Germany reporter) will not happen between me and you.

“I hope we are starting and this culture developed, of 100 days is bringing so much pressure with treasury virtually empty, with debts in millions of dollars, with state workers and even federal workers not paid their salaries. It is such a disgrace for Nigeria. I think Nigeria should be in a position to even pay it’s workers. This bad management that we find ourselves in, we really need your help to protect us from people before they match on us” he said.

For members of the State House Press Corps, it is a first time that they would be meeting the president, starting from President Obasanjo up to President Goodluck Jonathan.

Chairman of the State House Press Corps, Kehinde Amodu who spoke on behalf of members of the Corp pledge to work with the government in the interest of Nigeria.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/nigerias-treasury-is-virtually-empty-buhari/

another way of saying what?
yay! baba fear have now be cashing me on behalf of you oh!
na you promise say naija go better
what of if to say I come turn down yankee visa nkor?
na dis one I go dey hia?
yay! baba! cold have cash me under the hot sun.

An2elect2:
lol no i don't

nice. do you mind chatting on bbm? I dont if you ask

boboLIL:
Thank G0d fr yhur life.... Buh ah d0nt understand dis,,, uu had accident and started snappin pix t0 upl0ad 0n nairaland instead 0f gettin urcef treated? Na internet maDness 0h....be seri0us wid yhur life 0h

people have become something else.

searay:
OK.




My Facebook has been hacked a beg I need help.to recover it. The person is just rubbishing me out there

change your password.
hope it works.

An2elect2:

erm no ?

okay. but you dont nag alot?

An2elect2:

No i didn't Lol

do you play chess?

buygala:
I Am no expert on security issues, but this doesn't look good from whatever standpoint I choose to look at it


is it just me, or is baba really going senile?

Nigeria police cant handle it obviously.