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I'll ask my neighbour Kenneth where he buys guns.

SPG4U:
you just simply make a whistle sound wit your mouth and it will locate the key

you dont mean it. over what distance can it respond to the whistle?
how do I buy it?

SPG4U:
[size=30pt]na Old men dey Bleep up this days....[color=#550000]maybe he lectures Sexeology





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how does the key finder work? it rings I guess, but you dial it with a phone or what.

how much izit btw?

christiano Ronaldo; can I have your number?



Lady; No, sorry.



days later the video goes viral



lady; gosh! I effed up! oh no! what have I done? dont beggers deserve a chance anyway?



moral lessons;

1. there could be diamond in the dirt.

2. not all that glitters is gold.

xynerise:
Going through the developmental stages in life, some teens tend to take a wrong detour in life. Many teens are becoming rebellious to their parents and causing disunity in the family. Setting their own rules in the house and disrespecting anybody who tries to stop them from doing what they wish to do.

"Spare the rod and spoil the child". Does this also applies to teenagers? I guess not. What other psychological ways can we correct this rebellion?

bring 2 or 3 stronger people who they are senior to.

let the junior ones live in the same house with him.

let them be well behaved, focused, disciplined and intelligent.

the foolish senior will inevitably follow their lead.

humans are known to behave better when they have something to loose.

if he/ she doesnt buckle up, he/she will loose the respect of his junior ones.

seeing that he cant beat them, he'll join them.

same with stubborn wifes. just marry a better one.

PrinceNN:
long awaited... no right thinking graduate will volunteer to while away 1 year, while risking their lives

dont be too sure.

Delusiongirl20:
Which of the god.
Allah Yahweh Krishna Zeus Jesus....

Allah is the only God.

Delusiongirl20:
Who is the maker

My God. Your God. Our Maker.

Delusiongirl20:
How do u know hell is real

This life is not a serendipitous event. we have a Maker.

Delusiongirl20:
Why the statement?

hell is real.
believe now

before death knocks

kcjazz:
If you don't worship God, it doesn't add or remove from God's greatness.

they are suffering seriously but people dont know. nobody can defy God's plan talkless of fighting. and disbelief in God doesnt change the fact of HIS encompassing the heavens, earth, and all that exist; known and unknown.

Delusiongirl20:
God is a malevolent bully

be wise
its a serious affair.

deanoffaculty:
I no go dey use ATM again. I go dash my bank the money and I go dey do daily contribution with 'Mama Chika'. At the end of the month, mama Chika no fit tell me say make I solve maths before I collect money.

mama chika go pack all una money go jand.

guy when you see the HELL you go change mouth.

esosa4real:
Bros no vex ooo buh how this ur sick lover story take relate to this post about Keke Man??

I don vex guy cos e no concern you. na chick I dey follow play. no quote again oh. I beg you. I want only chicks to quote me.

YerYer:
Wow that's a bit harsh. A 7yr old boy doesn't really understand sex, perharps he was just being curious and wondering why that girl doesn't have a penis like he does. According to the famous psychologist Sigmund Freud, little girls generally wonder why they don't have a pen*is like boys this is known as "pen*is envy". Freud proposed that girls think they once had a pe*nis which was cut off by their parents. Perhaps this boy's thought process is reversed, but no matter what, he doesn't deserve being stabbed and left to bleed to death.

This woman is wicked.

said what? he dont know what sex is yeah?




dont be so sure bro!




this is 2015.

ammyluv2002:
That's not true

the young man is lonely and needs a gurl to love him.


if he had just one gurl, he'll cherish and love her like a fat kid loves cake.


he'll never cheat on her nor beat her up




and yes there are many single ladies out there who know him. but....





too bad for him, hes not an average girls dream.




if you ask him what a green light from a gurl is, I can bet he doesnt even know.




but wait...



dont shed a tear yet cos I have good news for you.




my homeboy lance. he smokes hash but has a car, he has 3 chicks he beats, but each of them is hopeful he'll change his ways. and guess what else, he receives the green light every day he breathes.



thats the real world out there baby...





I feel a niggaz pain.

ammyluv2002:
How you take know?

the real life.


what women want



makes us wonder.

ammyluv2002:
Hustling hard

yeah... and you know what else? he doesnt have a girlfriend. not that he dont want to?

forever foolish.

start arresting these people for false stories. I remember during election, one apostle Johnson sulieman gave a long list of events that later turned out to be false. untill theres a penalty for false and fake vision, this madness will continue.

otunsman:
What makes you think those call-girls don't act decents at home?oloshos play tough when you try to woo them in the streets.

they are coarse, with piercings and tatoos. like I said. the difference is clearer than 7up.

Idiataqueen:
Wat is dis all about, callgirls?is d op refering to d nuns becos i dont understand a shit

sure? hmmnnn....

Omotayor123:
Thread make sense die...


BTW, why would you even compare a girlfriend to a runs /call girl

they are not the same at all.
I spent a whole day in kuramo just observing the lifestyle of tgese call girls.
when I got home that day, I had more respect for all my female neighbours. the difference is very clear. from the way they handle lighters to the way they smoke kush. what they wear when hustling, how fast they get old and wrinkled, what they say when calling customers, how poorly they live during the day, they miraculously transform to traders and business girls during the day, the environment... everything abput them just makes them different from the conventional girlfriends. one thing.... they have GUNZ and you dunno.

Toktee:
99% of nigerian girls are prostituess,or what can you say of a mummy's girl that has more than five guys in her town,more than five on campus in addition to lecturers and sugar dadis in town,do they have emotional attachment to all of them?
An ashawoo is more preferable than all this so call decent girls anytime.

brodah. its good to marry on time. that one is the best.

Rapmoney:
Some guys, in their hopeless state of loneliness, have decided to run to prostitutes for 'love' and 'comfort' . Sometimes, I wouldn't blame them since most of them have suffered terribly well in the hands of some cruel girls who have squeezed and squashed their hearts like an overripe paw-paw Such guys must have vowed never to fall victim again and they would feel the only way to enjoy love and romance is to patronize prostitutes extremely

If truth be told, call-girls will not give you the love you are yearning for; if sex is what you want, I wonder how 'sweet' it is to 'moyokor' someone who doesn't have any emotional attachment with you and someone who you hold in high esteem, admire and cherish with your entire soul Below are some reasons why you waste your time searching for love, comfort and sex in call-girls :

1) #No emotional attachment#: Why go to seek love and love-making in someone whose name you don't even know and may never know? If she tells you a name, that's not her name! If you feel it is her real name, then you are a compound buffoon!!! Guy, you virtually knows nothing about her...her family background, place of origin, place of residence and family members!!! What if you are sleeping with a demon unknowingly When you have a loving woman who you cherish and have emotional attachment with, it could be better you know

2) #Bargaining price with a lady before sex can lower libido and make sex uninteresting#: I thought I was the only one with this experience until I spoke to some persons who confided in me that they also share such experience. If I bargain price with a woman before doing the 'do', my interest for love-making dies inexplicably!!! A pros will not give you the love you seek for; love-making, to say, is uninteresting!

3) #Addiction#: Just as some guys are addicted to alcohol and drugs, that's how one can get addicted too. If you seek love and romance in pros, you may easily get addicted! Na there u go throway all your salary put And the most annoying thing is that your sexual appetite can never be satisfied just as it is with cocaine Again, a pros cannot equate a loving girlfriend.

4) #Unfavourable conditions attached to a call-girl's love-making#: Please, don't ask me how I got to know this one . When you are getting intimate with a call-girl, she tells you 'I don't want to turn abeg' Ehen!!! You nor wan give me anoda style? Other conditions are 'Abeg, do quick quick make you comot' ...'Abeg, no kiss me'...'No touch my bosoms o!'...'Your money go increase o' Chai!!! All these are trash! Love-making should not be mixed with such conditions. It should be enjoyed with genuine passion and not fake moaning!

5) #She can never be in the same picture with you#: This means you are not in her picture; she will not motivate or inspire you! The only connection between both of you is just your money. Book of Proverbs tells us how 'she' lies in wait for her 'innocent victim'.

Be wise...my opinion

Na me write am...

mega post! how I fit send you recharge card abeg? no vex! only 100naira own.

I doubt this post.





btw.....





Ive had light for 3 straight days.






dem say kainji dam don full?





bet rain never fall for lagos for pass one month na





watin come full am.

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baralatie:
why should I hate ladies?
kuramo is your hood?I don't mean to bring down your values.it dies not differentiate one from the other.a lady who is an active sex worked may be a heavily oriented christian and may still hold them dear
when I hear you talk virgins I had to smile.


And you believed a lady WHEN SHE SAYS SHE IS A VIRGIN.

its easy to know. not just by her saying it.

baralatie:
how do you differentiate a women who was in prostitution and the one who is not

im a street boy brother.

kuramo na my hood for that matter.

if I see a girl who got a lil bit of streets in her. I can recognise it. except shes a very good pretender. but then, she MUST be a virgin before marriage. if you've been around bitchees, you'll hate ladiesso badly that you'll hardly talk to them.