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It's not an alligator, it is a monitor lizard.

Thanks to Egbin and the new NIPP projects coming on stream.

I wonder how many times this same write up will make front page.

Keep recycling same stories and changing few sentences.

This thread breaks Rule 14.

Sick and tired of it's holier than thou message.

https://www.nairaland.com/516057/open-letter-middle-class-lagos-parents#6780167

The link above shows it was as early as 2010.

https://www.nairaland.com/700084/parents-buy-into#8599178. Same story in 2011.

https://www.nairaland.com/895335/which-way-forward-nigeria-must#10416776 This was 2012

https://www.nairaland.com/1467891/parents#18657664 2013

https://www.nairaland.com/1912919/which-way-nigeria-must-read#26480662 2014

and here it is again in 2015.

You seem to have forgotten that she was part of the people that did 1 million man march for Abacha.

She is the real definition of anywhere belle face.

I am proudly team quicksilver. That's why my cars (engine) are always in top shape cos it must go very fast.

Also, a bit of team R.E.S.P.E.C.T. That's why i have to take my car for body work and respraying every 6 months.

BeeBeeOoh:
The fear of Nigerian lecturers & professors is the beginning of graduating on time..

It's a different story and different picture.

That story was a bride that left her wedding to write NNPC test.

See link below:

This is a different story.

https://www.nairaland.com/632935/bride-leaves-wedding-ceremony-write#8000692

That is serious.

ifyalways:
Lekki 1 before Ikeja please. Even at that, Specify that Ikeja to Ikeja GRA.

Should Lagos island be on that list sef? I think not.

My list:
Banana Island
Old ikoyi
Nicon town
Ikoyi proper( Parkview etc)
Victoria Island
Lekki 1
Chevron( carlton gate, friends Colony and chevy view only)
Oniru
Ogudu GRA
Ikeja GRA
Apapa GRA
VGC
Magodo

I prefer your list but think the Chevron area is too narrow. What of Northern Foreshore and one other estate that i have forgotten the name. And should Chevy view really be on that list?

If you don't want to pay the money why not switch to generator supply? It must be cheaper than the crazy bills.

mekado83:
if i show u the induction brochure, then u wil understand the reason one should resign from his work for the training. Though u haven't been scammed b4

I can show you the numerous brochures of foreign universities and the various claims of how you will become the most sought after graduate once you finish the programme. Most people resign and go for these programs still doesn't guarantee them job placements. It stems from the belief that with it, you will be better placed when for certain job selections but they won't do that work for you. Even some Harvard graduates get jobs that pay peanuts compared to what they spent but they won't regret the experience.

On this same thread, you have seen people come out to say that they have gotten jobs with TCN, etc although still looking for better opportunities. It is meant to give you an edge over non NAPTIN trained people.

My understanding is that NAPTIN is a training institute for the power sector amongst others. It makes sense for the power firms to send their newly recruited staff there for "intensive training". However, you should be able to make yourself marketable to those power firms so that you have an edge over others.

I am trying to imagine me insisting ICAN/ACCA should give me employment because i hold their certificate even after the plenty money i paid. Seems ludicrous.

Kimoni:
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Mikollon1:
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Why the impersonation?

justwise:
...but that is 2-3 days holiday...enough for foreign trip?

Companies close for the Christmas probably from 19th till the end of the month. So about 2 weeks. That's good enough for a holiday.

Mine was in secondary school. We were preparing for inter house sports so i was practicing javelin, discus and high jump. Since we were still preparing for the try-outs, there were a lot of people waiting to use the stuff so we were rotating. The rule is, "if you throw it, you go and pick it up".

So, i threw the discus and went to pick it up. As i bent down to pick it, the javelin swooshed past my head as per even went through my hair and landed in front of me. I went into shock straight. Couldn't believe that i could have died or been seriously injured.

100m is about 2/3rds of Nigeria's population.

Seems exaggerated.

Hahaha.

Fear Fear. Things have changed and he must submit all looted funds.

Type it in a calculator, type it into Google, type it into excel, the answer will always be 12. Yet people are arguing about different answers.

I can't deal.

As long as you have original papers, you would have asked them to do their worst.

They have tried it with me a while ago. Told me that my particulars were fake. I said okay arrest me and let me pay the fine. Then I called the oga's name and said I would make sure the case gets to court and social media. That I have snapped their picture and uploaded to YouTube. I told them to stop wasting my time and take me to their station that I am a lawyer and I am ready to make my name famous. They just gave me back my particulars and said woman go with your trouble.

This hippo must be the one that bit that farmer that the doctor took his pictures.

Check ou this link.

www.nairaland.com/2150045/fisherman-bitten-hippopotamus-pix

paooxide:
http://www.tundefashola.com/ ... Please visit that website, see for yourself. . A website like that that has a mobile app for apple, blackberry and Android can be valued at such amount. Especially if management of such resources comes into play .. Software Engineering is not beans

Why should Lagos state pay for his personal website?

Akeelahtunez:
U 4got limburger d villain ,is associate grease spit&d doc

Thought you needed just the protagonists. Since you knew why all the questions?

And it's actually grease pits.

Lol, na research?

Vinnie is the white mouse, very adventurous. Throttle is the brown mouse and their leader. Modo is the grey mouse that gets angry if you call him a rat although normally very gentle. Fighting against the Plutarkians.

Charley was the lady mechanic.

Biker Mice from Mars.

needinfo:
is it savings account or they have card account for it such as uba africard

I don't know about prepaid cards. I have a current account with them which is what i used.

mavinc4u:
Stanbic was charging N199.5 but they are charging N207 at the moment because of the new policy of no deposit of dollar to dormicialiary account




Please can you use try using the standard chart today and let's see what the rate is.

Nah. Won't be able to as i don't have any USD transaction to make. But i think they have some sort of congruence with Stanbic. So if Stanbic raised their rates, then StanChart would most probably have done same.

ifyalways:
I am in same boat and I'm worried cos i have got lots of things to pay for online.

Yeterday Access Visa card charged me 225/USD. On friday GTB master card charged me 223/USD.

Dunno which bank and type of card to use to use again oo . Shiorrrrr

Use Standard Chartered or Stanbic. Those 2 banks give reasonable rates. I used my Stanchart on Saturday and was charged N199 and now dollar rate is going down so it should be better. Visa cards.

phayvoursky:
NO OSUN STATE, LAGOS STATE, EDO STATE, IMO STATE? THIS LIST NO COMPLETE.

Let us wait for GTbank. They have a large portfolio of such. I am surprised Skye bank is acting like Lagos state is not their biggest customer.

Fhemmmy:
My brother, i am not sure if you are in this business but if you are, you will agree with me that some expectations of buyers are just so unreal and i have had to got o www.ineedpatience.com to download some patience and that is why i am always kool kalm and kollected with my dealings with customers.

I have seen buyers that wanna buy a 2010 RX 350 for just 2.5M Naira, so tell me how you add escrow charges to that for such buyer or the interest that will be charged incase bank is involved to the price for someone that already assume you are too expensive.

Like me abi?

This data reselling is really profitable. I just purchased 1GB directly from Etisalat for N1,000 and someone is selling it for N1,200. Seems like I should open shop and start selling the subscription code.