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ragdollz:
Errrm for the record, some of these folks were chain smokers, one of them went for unnecessary cosmetic surgery, and the others were just too sick to have proper treatment in Nigeria. Now how is that any of our fault??

Another partial birth product!
Even Yassat Arafat was a chain smoker too and did not need to go to Saudi Arabia for a brand new piss bag!

ragdollz:
LOLLLL.

You are a [size=16pt]this grace!!! [/size]



@Blazay seemed to be blaming Nigerians/Nigerian health system for the fact that the richie-rich politicians fly abroad to be treated. I ask again, HOW IS THAT OUR FAULT/BUSINESS?? If Yaradua chooses to be treated in Mars, WHO CARES? Stop complaining and get off your lazy azz and do sum'in, NEGRO!!!

I must be dreaming.
You are a spiritual dunce!
Ordained by the devil himself to carry out his works of stoopidity on earth.
Dust to dust may you return in abject idiocy.
Twa!

I rebuke thee!

^^^
Which wan consign you up dia?
Who are the 'peps'?

jason123:
the guy don apologise now why do you still insult him?

The dude is still misrepresenting what I am saying and you are telling me he don apologise?
Why won't I insult him?
Is this about Ojukwu?
Or the state of health care in Nigeria as a whole. . . ?
I just do not have patience for dim bulbs about to go off in pitch darkness while I am trying to have a party, that's all.
Someone is trying to understand some major problems about Nigeria then one person will come with some kind of 'local champion' mentality to disturb my trend of thought. . . how annoying!

See the reason why I want Atiku to win?
Enough of these regional/local champions.

jumobi1:
Lol. Abeg bros no vex. It's not that serious. Flying people abroad makes sense cos if they are not flown, their chances of dying increases. Ojukwu has nothing to do with the sad state of Nigerian health care.

Do you suffer from 'tunnel vision' syndrome or sum'un?
Are you alright
Or you cannot read and understand the English language?
Nothing wrong with admitting you misunderstand what your read or saw but. . . .

If you do not get it one time. . . why show up a second time?
Please, stop disgracing yourself.
Go back and read my initial post carefully. . . then get someone from your village to interprete the words to you in your 'native' dialect!

Frankly, I could not give a damn about your "Ojukwu" ok?
I only care about Nigeria.

Good Lord!

jumobi1:
Flawed Reasoning. I support improving Nigerian Health care but you are not making sense.

The poster after you understood what I meant.
You see, I am very pro-choice. . . but partial birth abortions should not be encouraged.
You are a proof they still exist.
Highly unfortunate.
You are a living abortion I swear!
The top half of you is most definitely missing. . . unless your brains shifted to your buttocks before the decapacitation process was completed by the quack doctor's scooping device.

Right now, I can say that the blood pressure has stabilised and he is making enough urine. Although his level of consciousness has not improved greatly, efforts are in top gear to fly him abroad.

What a damn shame.
Useless country!

@77, let me see how many long flights he can endure to go back and forth to get stabilized over and over again.
Nigerians have no shame at all. The long flights alone are enough to kill any one in poor health.
Zombie nation!


"efforts are in top gear" my arzzzzzzzz!!!

You fly Yaradua abroad
You fly Mariam IBB abroad
You fly Stella OBJ abroad
You fly Ojukwu abroad
You fly Gani abroad
You fly Yinka Craig abraod


ALL dead before their times.

No shame at all.


Even Castro in Cuba is not flown abroad.
Who flies to Nigeria in 'top gear efforts' for treatment?

alj harem1:


killing

woman na woman

Efry man for himself o!

Chei. . .chei. . .chei!!!

Efry man for himself. . . .

I have seen the promise land. . . .no need for 'i have a dream speech'. . .

Efry man for himself. . . .

What a beauty and joy to behold. . . .pleasant memories. . . . oh pleasant memories.

alj harem1:
blazay u are one crazy dude, i tell ya

Oh boy. . .tribalism nor dey dis wan o!

Seeing is believing. . .

alj harem1:
kai

You don't know nathing. . . .son.

Oh dia!

Breaking out in beads of sweat. . .  

Her hips 'don't lie' nna. . . aboki. . .aburo. . . Her HIPS don't lie at all at all. . . Hmm! Hmm! Hmmmmm!

Fela tok am. . .African woman na woman!!!


This 'mama' is lovely I tell you. . . just taste her 'edika ikongaa. . . you will do the conga'!!!!

Hmmmmmm!!!!

Hmmmmmm!!!!

Hmmmmmm!!!

justise:
See those ugly Love-handles
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Big turnoff

I wouldnt hit that for a billion pounds!

Son. . . leave that mata. . . .I say leave that mata.

ode remo:
'@ blazay;
how do u know those as fact? r u the guy in the MIRROR.

I say leave mata for mathias. . . . broda!

It is electrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrik!!!!!

Look at these peeps?

You don't know what you are missing. . . you need to see this woman dancing 'makossa' on the dance floor.

You head will just 'tashi' without the 'buran'. . . .

She does it all. . . she dey shack ogogoro well well too. Her bedmatic skills will put any 'River Dance' champion to great shame.

Oh lordy lordy!

_{*smacking ma lips*}


Beautiful woman. . . .gorgeous. . . warm. . . .fun-loving. . . sexy. . . charming. . . .I could go on and on and on. . . .

Go mama!
You are the bomb!
I love this woman.

Not all those local, village, women from other parts of Nigeria that do not know how to 'rock' life.

I was only convinced after I married her. . . because she keeps proving it every day.
Sorry dude. . . only time can tell.
By her actions and decisions only.
Most importantly, by her committment to the marriage as you experience heaven and hell together.

Yes, the traits I saw in her are still there. . . she has not changed one bit.
The good and the bad. All still there. Me too.

Before marriage. . . you ain't seen nothing yet.
You must give it at least 10 years. . . .and more.

If you doubt me, ask your parents or those who have been successfully married for decades. . . the bitter and sweet of it all.

Not a cyber dream for sure. . . don't let Face Book fool ya!

One reason only.
A highly criminally-insane mindset.

harakiri:
@Blazay a.k.a "Mr many years of marriage experience". . . I understand you're making a joke of all this and i believe you'd fit in well in the jokes section. If i considered your sense of humor as being healthy, i'd tag along but [size=16pt]most of your responses scream the words "DERANGED", [/size] "not-so-smart person" and "PSYCH WARD". I really hope all this rants of yours are just one big circus act coz if isn't. . .well, then your head case is irredeemable. In between,how did you get on a laptop? I thought retards are supposed to be heavily sedated with meds and confined to their bedposts. The nurse that let you out is gonna get fired! Nutcase! ! !

Mu he he he he he



My belle o!
E be like say you dey ves. . . .



Mission accomplished then.

What a day this has been.

Phew. . .let me go and find my next victim.

Why not?

faraday62
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  My Wife Lied To Me About Her Age
« on: Today at 05:05:17 PM » 

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I am so disappointed in my wife. we have been married for 2 months now. i always thought i was about 2 years older than her  only to find out that she is actually 3 years older[b] after a year  of marriage.[/b] I am very disgusted because under no circumstances did i think i will marry a lady that much older than me. I told her that age was a big criteria before we got married. Its not fair that she should do this to me. We dated for 3 years before we tied the knot . I am already 33 and she is actually about 36 by her confession. We are having problems conceiving that's why she confessed. Doctors say female fertility drops with age. Fertility even drops further after 35. I am really disgusted with her. I feel all the love I had evaporating. I really don't think I can continue with the marriage. Its just too early for a separation. I hate any thing based on lies. Please folks advise me cos i am currently looking a younger girls still in the university.

The dude is lying.
NL and fake tories eh?


Mu he he he he

OP don quench light runaway!
I just love to have fun with all these NL "yahoo" posters.

Don't change your story o!
Laya jam laya. . . serves you right!

Look at this  'Chief 'fagade' of 'jebako village' or is it 'michael faraday'?



You tink se we nor fit read?

Mu he he he he


@OP

God is in control.

Let us pray please. . .

Hes in kontro
Hes in kontro
Master jisus. . . Hes in kontro. . .

Amen.

I am so disappointed in my wife. we have been married for 2 months now.
i always thought i was about 2 years older than her only to find out that she is actually 3 years older after a year of marriage.

Looks like you are a liar yourself.

Please folks advise me cos i am currently looking a younger girls still in the university.

You do not need advice really.

Oh-ho!

I nor tok o!

harakiri:
@meldrick and olumide. . . You have both spoken well. I hope the poster is following up this thread. That MIL is the type of woman that encourages their daughter to do despicable deeds ranging from sleeping with other men to engaging in voodoo practices all in a bid to turn the man into a human vegetable. They wreck their marriages and encourage them to either go after other women's husbands or tie another naive man down with pregnancy.

I won't be surprised to learn that the MIL doesn't live in the same house as the FIL. I know their type very very very well and believe me,you CANNOT reason with them. Doing that will only make you a bigger fool in their eyes and they will feel their evil acts are justified. This has nothing to do with tribe. I am partly Igbo myself (efik dad and igbo mum. . .RIP) and i can confidently tell u this. . . Igbo's rarely mess with their daughters' marriages especially after the humongus amount you had to spend during the marriage rites (abi u marry am on credit? ). This is a bad MIL and a bad wife. Remember this. . . The apple never falls far from the tree. . . [size=16pt]All women become like their mothers.  [/size] If you want to know what a woman will be like in 20 years, LOOK AT HER MOTHER AND SEE THE FUTURE! ! ! Typing via phone is stressful but i hope my points got across.

See jelosi? I knew tribalism was a factor in all this. . . God has exposed you.
Because another tribe has married this "Igbo" of a woman. . .we will not hear word again o.
You are damn right.

If it was one of those bush, violent Igbotic men. . .the woman's dead body would have been sent to one Ohafia mar-kay-tte    in little coffins of pure water sa-chay-ettes   a long time ago. She should thank her lucky stars I agree.

You know their type indeed.  Which type? The Igbo type or the Efik type or a deadly combo huh? Do people get married in 'E-frik" land?
Why is it that when Yoruba or some other tribal men take all your women(just to rescue them from generational levels of uncivilization. . . not because they are all that o), you get sooooooo jealous huh?

Is it because you Igbo or half-Igbo men are soooooo unmarriageable?
See this gentleman pleading for help from your 'unruly' Igbotic women. . .and you are here adding salt and pepper to it all?

Please, stop being jealous.

This couple is not going through ANY thing typical married couples including myself have not gone through.
So, you have absolutely NO point!

OP. . .did you read this?
She is an Igbo woman. . .they never have it this good from their own men. . . so be patient and handle this fragile cargo with care.
We now have a better history. . . history of generational abuse and severe beatings like the MIL had endured I guess?

We now have a better understanding. . . tribalism is the problem here o!

Case dismissed!

Gavel pounds!

harakiri:
@elrazur,wislet,synthasase and other realistic posters. . .thanks a billion for your responses. The thing is people like Mstom and Blazay would be singing a different song if this crap had befallen them or the blood relatives. A man has tolerated his mil for 5 long years including his wife's nonsense and they are still telling him to go back to home and suck it all up in the name of making his marriage work. This man wants peace and thats why he left home to see if there would be some remorse. The handwriting is pretty clear at this point. He is neither respected nor cared for by these people and to make things right,he must take well planned out drastic steps. Nobody is advocating for the breakup of the marriage but it falls on the wife to make things right. The man is not at fault here. Please, the unrealistic posters on this thread should desist from giving impractical advice that will give this man high blood pressure. If the marriage doesn't work out,its not a do or die affair. Life is too short and sweet to continue living in this bondage.

If the marriage does not work out indeed. . . !!! You wish!  C'mmon, go to your lonely bed jare. . .or go and sleep in the man's office by yourself when he moves back home. . .not with you in that office.

Who told you marriage is easy?
Ok nau. . .what is paining you inside again?
We have read your own version and advice.
Please, go and rest a little.
You have done well for today.

Bondage is not the same sweerie.
Let them keep working at it till the final end.
I will pay for the counselling sessions if the OP agrees.


OP does not want to join you. . .so go and 'rest' please.
Married bondage is sweeter than single bondage.

So diafor, bondage is not bondage. . . for single bondage after tasting marriage is the worst punishment on earth. . .search ya soul sweerie. Or ask your friends to tell you the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help y'all -  God!

^^^
I have given him my serious replies, so just having fun with some retarrded posters here.
Are you his wife?

All these single, wor-wor NL women huh?

Oh dia!

I pity their children.
I can't stand WAZOBIA marriages.
Heavens forbid!

Talk about 2 ethnic taboos gettng hitched.
We wish them a happy married life sha.
Ugly dude, fine woman. . .kai!

No body will marry all those Igbotic men. . .or those local troublesome Yoruba women if this trend continues.


Very common to find these Igbo girls marrying from other 'tribes' because their men are not marriageable at all(especially from across the Niger. . .very violent, local and extremely bush. . . bad command of the English language) Igbo men make lousy husbands and Yoruba women make lousy wives. You do not find many Igbo men marrying Yoruba women.

Well, a welcome relief to both tribes. . .  I will NOT marry from either tribe if I had my way. . .Thank God I did not have too. 

My opinion please. . . no tribalism. . . no insults!

carnal:
poster,the first mistake u made was leave the house.atleast i hv some xperience cos hv been married for 8yrs now.the first thin to do is go back home (let me remind u dat no mata wat mite happen in future,neva abandone your home,if u must do it must not b more than a nite/day).go back home,seat your wife down,if u r sure u can forgive her do that but if u cant call a family meeting.as for MIL call her husband to come and take her away,give an ultimatum maybe 14days or less.if your wife will not change after the talk,let her go with her mother definately she will come to her senses soonest and return home.look a woman is not divorced cannot stay away from her marital home for a long period because ppl will poke her with insults nd she will come to her senses.

MsTom:
To all the men asking this guy to throw the MIL out the door, I hope you will be ready when we/ your wives throw your mothers out the door too. Things like that can not be done by one person. If he does that, he creates room for more problem. Put yourself in his shoes. Easier said than done. There is a greater problem at hand. His marriage! He needs to work at that and when that is sorted, the place of the MIL is automatically sorted. Even the daughter will be the one to ask her mother to go.
@Poster, go home. Dont allow another man toast your wife. A woman's heart can be fragile esp if the hubby aint nice to her. I wonder why she is listening to another man. What are you doing at that? I think communication is lacking and she needs someone to sweet talk her. You are busy typing on NL from your office when you should be working it out. If you love her, go home and talk. If you dont, continue to sleep in the office cos no one is gonna call you.

Good replies. . .

Of course. . .I am sure one useless man on NL via Face Book with his little 'manleeness' Cheney is toasting the man's wife to confuse her. I am sure she has not even seen it yet. . .she is just in love with his big-big grammar on Face Book.

She will soon join her fellow aging 'spinsterollettes,  bachelorettes and divorceerettes' on that same Face Book and on Nairaland. . . always whining in the Romance section. . . .with no engagement ring for Xmas present. . . only good as 'harmattan/winter' blankets. . . then discarded in the summer. . . with just a valentine card and some cheap chocolate boxes as tokens of love.

Poor things!