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MrCork:
...kid how??...am in London, u in NIgeria....I have moiney, u don't hav moiney....I drive £28,000 Range rover spot u cannot afford....I date light skin females u never dated in yor life...I toasted more females than u on nairaland...I can pay yor rent for a week...I can take yor woman any day coz I hav pounds sterlin


..so how am I a kid?

lol u en

MrCork:
..Moscow? aiiight then: ... HAIL CAESAR!!!!

what planet are u from??

Beamborla:
Honey, I can't become a nonentity just because I need a man on nairaland plus, I'm not complaining, never complained as nd won't complain cos I'm not searching. It's his job to search.

Brilliant quote

Psalmwise:
I use to use Fork to eat eba wenever shez around is it also bad...,dnt want her to feel am a dirty boi

lol

MrCork:
^^^attttitude...and then they complian they cant find man on nairaland.....

..sweery did I ask u for story? I ask if u waz lighy skin..pirrrriod!!

Now at least u can see the drama u are creating which is making u less of a guy.....Maggot

priestken1:
this nice drama need to end well or guy watin u think

just imagine the MR.pr.ck of a guy... Infact MR. likiliki

MrCork:
..but why is this boy havin attitude when my intenson is juss tohelp him?,,,,i bet he home base!

Infact

thunder fire u....
ogun kill u.....

go help ur family that are still poor am sure their some who need ur help and i know u will quote me again and if u do u will be the most stupid, little london away base squirrel.

MrCork:
...which case u resting??...u never dated light skin female in yor life and then u come to Nairaland givin us advised on how to chase women?? You hoe base people meeennnnnn!!! (no oofeinse)

bet me now u're beginning to get on my nerves.....ur still a small boy who is trying to grow up, i can see ur obscene expecially with the white women. So please keep ur white folks to your pr.ck little d.ck head.

MrCork:
^^^Serrriously..the boy comes onto nairaland, giv us stoneage advise on how to talk to choicks and then when u corrret hih....he started cusssin for no reason like Angry farmer. This home base people mennnnnn!!!

hey whats ur p don't annoy me aiit? like u rightly said no offence but i can be be a problem if u need one. So please lets behave like mature people pls. i rest my case.

MrCork:
...marry who? the dak skin Ghana chick in yor pic profile?....Bro I don't mean to sound rude but u not on ma level when it come to women. truss me

....and may I remind u that am from London!!! (no oofeinse)

who do u expect me to marry white am proud of who i am.

MrCork:
...ok...so u advisn us not to impresss females?...abi?...bro ..so how long u been g@y?

Olodo u be native fowl, me and u who be gay? i don marry and you still dey mumu like native hegoat.

Tragedy struck in Oremeji, Ibadan, Oyo State, recently when two middle-aged men died in the process of evacuating a “soak-away” pit.

The duo, Wasiu, a bricklayer and Solomon, a vulcanizer (surnames with­held) had been employed at No 12, Sobande Avenue, Oremeji, to evacuate a soak-away pit at the back of a two-storey building when the fatal accident occurred, they went into the pit and never came out.

When Daily Sun got to the scene of in­cident, residents who knew the two men had stormed the area, while some police­men were seen speaking to neighbours in the area. The lifeless bodies were also found laid on the floor by men of the Oyo State Fire Service, who had rushed to the area in the hope of rescuing the two victims.
The two who were allegedly hired by the landlord and tenants had resumed duty early in the morning when the in­cident occurred. It was gathered that the two had employed a pumping machine to suck out the first set of waste.


They had applied chemical to the last vestiges of the waste when Solomon entered to continue evacuation, but got weak due to heat and the strong smell of the chemical. It was said that Wasiu, who later tried to rescue his colleague also died in the process.

“It was not until 10am that the third person working with them came with pipes and found out that they had died in the pit. He was the one who raised the alarm,” said Adeseun Okunade, a neighbour.

“He said he was at Ijokodo when people came to tell him someone familiar to him had drowned in a soak-away pit: “I just rushed here to meet the policemen on duty and we were asked to wash their bodies.”

Oladimeji Akamo explained that Wasiu and Solomon must have accepted to do the job due to the poor financial situation affecting most artisans in the state, since it was not in their line of trade. Another woman who was being consoled was heard crying that Wasiu had a wife and three children and was reluctant to take the job.
It was gathered from another resident who did not want his name in print that the mother who was brought to the scene had been taken away, having been told her son only sustained minor injuries and had been rushed to the hospital.
The whereabouts of the landlord and tenants are still unknown, as the build­ing has been deserted since the incident occurred.

When contacted, the the state Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Adekunle Ajisebutu, who confirmed the report said detectives were immediately dispatched to the scene on getting the report.

He said it was however, unfortunate that the police could not do anything to rescue them: “Efforts are already in place to get relatives of the deceased as preliminary investigation goes on.”

written by Bishop:


We guys have been made to think that we must always do anything possible to impress the female folk. I'm not against a guy loving her babe, I'm against a guy doing silly things in order to impress a lady.
The truth is that most times, these actions come back to haunt us while, we get to regret at the end.

1. Consuming too much alcohol: most guys are guilty of this especially when trying to woo a lady or when taking her to bed.
This is wrong in so many ways: it will damage your health, its a temporary measure, you most times end up misbehaving and its not a guarantee that you'll succeed in wooing or performing well in bed. Besides, the lady will know that you took something and that you lack confidence and esteem. Be yourself.

2. Spending above your means: whether it's buying things you don't really need in order to look rich and fly, or spoiling the lady with things you normally should not be buying. Its wrong.
I see a lot of guys do this and I keep wondering to what purpose? The worst is many of them come back to their senses when its already too late!

3. Lying: I'm not talking about the small lies guys normally tell, I'm talking about bragging to a lady about what you're not.
Why tell a lady your father is Dangote's brother, or you're a Chelsea player, or you work in Shell. This will make her have high expectation from you which you would be trying to live up to.

4. Badmouthing your fellow guys: Maybe a guy that is also coming after her. Its wrong for a guy to maltreat his fellow in any way because of a lady.
Whether its badmouthing, fighting or quarelling with him, its not worth it.

5. Giving up your values and beliefs: Maybe you're a committed Christian or Muslim, you start backsliding or become uncommitted because she told you to.
You start to abandon your loved ones and family, your studies begin to nosedive and even your job sef, you become unserious. Its a very silly thing to do because when the chips are down, those are the only things that will get you going- God, your family and loved ones and your job which will put food on your table.

6. Pretending to be who you're not: there's no need to pretend to be a bad guy if you're not.
There are still ladies who value good guys. You don't need to force yourself to seem confident if you're a shy guy. People will know you're just acting it up.

http://hotnaijanews.com/2014/11/13/6-things-a-guy-should-never-do-to-impress-a-lady/


Add yours please...

This man in the picture belongs to Ekiti Patriotic Forum,
Do you think he's Right

Though as for me i don't agree with him because competent Jonathan must stay. either you like it or not.

shortgun:
Why is her bre@st pointing South

if you ask me who i go ask

AT a point i thought the mother of a 14yr old girl has given up her skimpy life after she stopped bleaching and posting weird videos but it seems she’s a lil bit back to her old ways below are some pics she posted yesterday and some screenshot from her twerk video…
http://www.naijanewstoday.net/2015/02/maheeda-flaunts-her-black-bum-in-hot.html

Now after seeing this picture, who would have blamed Tayo for not hitting on any girl in the big brother house, the already in love father shared the photo of his babymama for the first time t wish her a happy val and to let the world know that none of the big brother gals is a near beauty to his wifey.

my friend and his friend

Blackett:
My only question though is, who are those village people?

Do you agree with me

well all the same happy val to all Nairalanders

Popular Nollywood actor, Ramsey Nouah, hits the cinemas across Nigeria in 2015 in the award winning movie ‘Tempting Fate’. This heart- touching movie which is directed Ramsey-Nouah-AMVCAby Kevin Nkem Nwankwor (KNN) in his directorial debut is an official selection film chosen to be premiered at the 2015 Pan African Film Festival at the very prestigious Rave Cinema in Hollywood, and also at the USA Indie Fest.
Produced by KevStel Group Production and billed for release in cinemas across Nigeria during the long Easter weekend, ‘Tempting Fate’ is a heart touching film that depicts deep brotherly love, betrayal and forgiveness, the movie explores a plot where two different paths in life can be taken with an unintended outcome. According to the director ‘Tempting Fate’ is a “must see” film for everyone.
The movie explores the paths followed by two brothers. Edu played by Andrew Onochie who is making his first Hollywood debut, is the brother with the calm and peaceful nature, yet is dealing with a life threatening illness. Edu relies on his spirituality to walk him through life, hand in hand with his girlfriend Tracy, played by Tiffany Denise Turner. The movie showcases Nollywood movie icon Ramsey Nouah, Hollywood star Dan Davies known for his leading role in the 2010 musical hit, “Ed Gein, The Musical”, John Vogel recognized for his role in Jerry Bruckheimer’s ‘Soldier of Fortune’ and the award winning Jesus 2000, “Tempting Fate”also debuts upcoming Hollywood actor Andrew Onochie and Tiffany Denise Turner.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/hollywood-meets-nollywood-tempting-fate/

Dear Bunmi,

I have just finished at the university and have a circle of friends I had in my undergraduate days,and I cherish their friendship. My mum is one of these go-getting sophisticated women who see nothing in having affairs. My dad has affairs too, as you can see they have an open marriage.

My mum has been a source of embarrassment to me. She drinks like a fish, dresses young and wants to be part of our discussion whenever my friends come over.

A few weeks back, one of my friends phoned that his mum was almost out of her mind because my own mum was sleeping with his father. I refused to believe him because both families are close.

He then came over and showed me a copy of the love note my mum wrote his father. I was really ashamed and when I accused my mother of being indiscreet, she told me not to be silly. That people in her circle sleep with each other‘s husbands all of the time. I felt sick. She can do whatever she likes but how can I make her leave my friend’s father alone? His mother is more of a mother to me.

Victoria

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/mother-friends-dad/

The APC presidential candidate, Gen. Buhari said it would be harsh to judge him against his record as a military dictator in a democratic setting just as he last night welcomed former President Olusegun Obasanjo’s endorsement of his aspiration.
Speaking on a live CNN interview anchored by Christiane Amanpour, he affirmed that the Boko Haram insurgency would be routed by his administration through blocking corruption and other leakages.

Tasked that Nigerians were faced with the difficult option of choosing between a failed president and a former military dictator with a bad human rights record, he said:

“All those things you mentioned were done under military administration; if we did not suspend the constitution then, it would have been difficult for us to operate under those circumstances. So I do not think I should be judged as an individual for those things that happened then.”

Welcoming the endorsement of President Obasanjo, he said: “Well it will certainly bring more supporters to us and more confidence for those who were sitting on the fence because General Obasanjo is highly respected and as far as the nation is concerned, there is no issue that can be deliberated upon without people seeking his opinion.”

Describing the shift of the election dates as unfortunate, Buhari said:
“That is a disappointment because the presentation made by the INEC was that they were ready to conduct the elections on the date chosen a year ago. And for them to be forced virtually by the military that they cannot guarantee the safety of their workers and shift it by six weeks.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/cnn-interview-harsh-judge-1984-record-says-buhari/#sthash.tZj6iyIf.dpuf

People who have never been abused often wonder why a person wouldn’t just leave. They don't understand that breaking up can be more complicated than it seems.

There are many reasons why both men and women stay in abusive relationships. If you have a friend in an unhealthy relationship, support them by understanding why they may choose to not leave immediately.

Pls Help........

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It has been observed that some Guys have sex with many Ladies, i.e multiple sex partners. There are some Guys that have more than five Girlfriends; Some Guys have many Bed-Mates; Such Guys deceive Ladies and take them to bed. Such a Guy pretends to love a lady, takes the lady to bed and sleeps with her and then dumps her. After dumping her, he goes to another lady and repeat the same thing again.

The fact is this:
Sex is as deadly as it is sweet.
Premarital sex is dangerous.
Be careful about the people u have sex with. There are some Ladies that destroy destiny after having sex with them. The more you sleep with many Ladies, the more
your destiny is destroyed. sleeping with many girls causes stagnation and set-back in your business, job, academics and delay of blessing. This is why so many Men are not progressing and things are not moving well with them.

Avoid multiple sex partners. It is not every beautiful lady you see on the road that is a humanbeing. Some of these ladies are agents of the devil. They are sent to the earth to sleep with men and destroy the destiny of men.

Dear MEN,
Control your sex urge. You are killing yourself.
Condom can only prevent diseases but it can not
prevent the spiritual negative effect of sex.
Your erection should not control your direction.

DO NOT DESTROY YOURSELF BECAUSE OF FIVE MINUTES ENJOYMENT.
TRUTH IS BITTER LIKE ALOMO BITTER BUT ME GO TALK AM.

Members of Nsukka Welfare Association in United Kingdom, have
applauded Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, candidates from the zone for carrying out issues-related campaigns.

President of the group, David Annie Okoro, said in a release that
the governorship candidate, Chief Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi, the senatorial and House of Representatives counterparts, Chuka Utazi and Professor Stella Ngwu respectively, had demonstrated high sense of maturity and creativity during their campaigns and advised other candidates to emulate them.

According to him, the gesture by the candidates was a clear
manifestation of the choice of the generality of the people of Enugu State to enthrone good and credible leaders in the state.

He said: “PDP leadership, both at the federal and state levels, have shown that they are committed towards uplifting the citizens and their choices in Enugu State are clear indications that the wish of the people will always triumph

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/uk-based-group-applauds-pdp-candidates-quality-campaigns/

The Flying Eagles have emerged champions of the Super 6
invitational tournament at the Abuja National Stadium.

Despite having their winning run ended by the U-23 team, who held them to a thrilling 3-3 draw yesterday, the African Youth
Championship-bound Flying Eagles side, still had enough points to emerge tops of the pack.

The Coach Samson Siasia led u-23 side, comprising the players
that went to Tunisia last week for an international friendly and those prosecuting the Super 6 took the game to their younger ones at the blast of the whistle but could not convert their chances.
Prince Aggrey got the curtain raiser for the Coach Manu Garba
side in the 28th minute while Peter Onyekachi equalized for the
Dream team in the 32nd minute.

At the resumption of the second half, the Dream team took the
lead with a penalty converted by Oghenekaro Etebo in the 48th
minute but Benard Bulwark drew level for the Flying Eagles in the
54th minute.

Etebo was to hit target again in the 68th minute while substitute
Chidera Eze equalized for the Flying Eagles in the 77th minute.
Both teams made frantic efforts to win the match but could not
before the referee ended proceedings.

Earlier in the day, league champions Kano Pillars defeated
Enyimba International of Aba by a lone goal while Warri Wolves
defeated the weeping team of the tournament, Dolphins of Port
Harcourt by 2-1

Scene of the incident
The residents of the Ijetu area of Osogbo have
been thrown into mourning following the
discovery of the corpses of two pupils on the
Osun River.

It was gathered that a woman had gone to the
river to fetch water when she found the corpses
of the two pupils floating on the river.
A resident of the area told our correspondent on
Thursday that the woman dropped her bucket
and ran back to the community where she raised
the alarm.

It was learnt that the matter was later reported to
the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps and
a rescue team from the agency was deployed in
the scene.

It was gathered that the pupils had gone missing
on Monday, while their parents and other
relatives had been looking for them.

The parents were said to have broken down in
tears on seeing the corpses of their children on
Wednesday when their bodies were recovered.
The pupils were identified as Samson Obasanjo
and Kabiru, pupils of Junior Secondary School 2
at Ife-Oluwa Middle School, Osogbo.

Some persons said one of the two victims was
going to a bakery where he normally worked
after school hours when the incident happened.
But our correspondent, who visited the school
gathered that seven pupils had gone to the area
where the incident happened to pluck some fruits.
One of the victims was said to have jumped inside
the river to swim to the other side of the river
where a cherry tree was, but did not come out.
It was learnt that after a while,the second victim
reportedly jumped inside the river to see why the
first had not come out and he too disappeared.
The remaining five pupils were said to have
waited for the two victims to come out, but after
the duo did not come out, they were said to have
sworn to an oath that they would not disclose
what happened to their colleagues to anybody.
A resident of the area told our correspondent that
students of the school and other public schools
around the area were known for truancy.

The Head, Disaster Rescue Team of the NSCDC in
Osun State, Mr. Olufemi Awofade, who confirmed
the incident to our correspondent, said the team
had removed the corpses of the pupils.
He said after recovering the corpses of the pupils,
their parents took charge and called the
worshipers of Osun goddess to perform some
rites on them before burial at the riverbank.
Awofade said, “We got a call that a certain
woman went to fetch water at the Osun River on
Wednesday and she saw corpses on the water.”
The principals of School 2 and School 3 at Ife-
Oluwa Middle School declined comment.The two
principals told our correspondent, who visited the
school, that “we don’t grant press interviews.”

www.naijanewstoday.net/2015/01/two-secondary-school-pupils-found.html?m=1

Yesterday I went to a restaurant in Lekki for a quick
lunch, sitting at the next table was this fine babe and
dude eating too. Not too long a waiter came with their
bill, the girl asked how much and the waiter replied
N13,800. The girl then opened her purse and gave the
waiter N15,000 telling him to keep the change, my
mouth was wide opened and my eyes popped out. After
the waiter had left, the guy asked her "baby why didn't u
allow me to take care of the bill?".
it was then the girl said something that really impressed
me. she actually told the guy that she's not after his
money that the only thing she needs from him is his
love, care and attention. I nearly fainted, are there gals
like these in Naija?
it was then I just heard a voice ''cut, cut, cut!!!!!!
I shouted "Okeyyyyyy, so na movie una dey shoot, no
wonder!!!!!!!

President Goodluck Jonathan has said that there is no
government that can solve problems of a nation within four
years.

The president stated this on Monday when he paid a courtesy
call on the Emir of Ilorin, Alhaji Ibrahim Sulu Gambari as part of
his ongoing re-election campaign.

According to him, beyond tackling the Boko Haram insurgency,
his administration was addressing other challenges in several
sectors of the economy, including creating jobs through diverse
means.

Jonathan said, “Beyond tackling the insurgency, we are
creating road networks; we are moving faster in several
sectors. There is no way within four years any government can
finish the programmes of this country”.

However, this assertion contravened his earlier promise in
Ethiopia few years back, when he stated that four years was
enough for him to fix Nigeria’s problem…

diamondcelebrities.com/2015/01/28/nigerias-problems-cannot-be-fixed-in-four-years-jonathan/