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Politics / Re: Ogoni Clean-up: NASS Fumes As Environment Minister, Abdullahi Snubs Invitation by blazingblender(m): 8:16pm On Jul 16, 2022
If u done stay for ogoni be4
You go know say ogoni men na very wrong men
Ain't gonna blame the nigga
Maybe em de fear life
Crime / Re: Drunk Driver Captured Driving Dangerously In Lekki Lagos (video) by blazingblender(m): 11:30am On Jul 15, 2022
Em mama was am ooh
Leave Igbo
Em papa warn ooh
.
.
Somebody complete it for me
Politics / Re: Senator Albert Bassey Akpan Dumps PDP by blazingblender(m): 11:24am On Jul 15, 2022
OBIdient straight

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Romance / Re: My Ongoing Ordeal With Loneliness by blazingblender(m): 11:38pm On Jul 14, 2022
Hmm
Is this your ordeal with loneliness
Or
Your ordeal trying to lay a girl??

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Politics / Re: Obi's Message At The Assemblies Of God Church Penial In Ebonyi State(video) by blazingblender(m): 2:40pm On Jul 13, 2022
Seriously Nigeria
Which way??
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Jailed In UK For Attacking Ex-girlfriend He Accused Of Using Juju by blazingblender(m): 7:47pm On Jul 11, 2022
Jonsing men
Everywhere
Crime / Re: Esther Isaac Was Strangled In Abuja Hotel – Autopsy (Photos) by blazingblender(m): 6:33pm On Jul 11, 2022
Wat a pain
This is so disheartening
The hotel manager needs to be questioned on why tge CCTV camera
Was faulty on thee day if her death
This is suspicious

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Romance / Re: Where Can I Find A Guy Like This To Date In Nigeria? (photos) by blazingblender(m): 6:31pm On Jul 11, 2022
Lol
Jonsing girl
This one de find who she go de follow shake ass for tiktok

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates Sallah With His Three Wives And 19 Children by blazingblender(m): 4:07pm On Jul 11, 2022
Jakumo:


Breeding future terrorists like rats. The whole frigging family looks like a Boko Haram platoon of terrorists getting ready to go and hunt for virgins while slaughtering innocent civilians in the midst of shouting Alan's Snackbar over and over again.

The father reminds me of an Ileya ram with that nasty ISIS beard.
Jeez oh men you don finish Dem ehhh
Lol
Family / Re: Bride Stunned After Clergyman Asked Her To Pledge Her Breasts During Wedding Vow by blazingblender(m): 4:05pm On Jul 11, 2022
Jakumo:


Once Olympus don fall finish, come dey like silipas, na to upgrade jejely remain for man pikin.
tight you bro
Cap straight make d bannies Dem hear

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Romance / Re: Wedding Vows: Pastor Asks Bride To Pledge Her Breast To Satisfy Husband (Video) by blazingblender(m): 12:46pm On Jul 11, 2022
Boobs the killer of men
What if the boobs drys up
What will be use as alternative??
Romance / Re: Do You Agree? (her Past Is Her Past) by blazingblender(m): 12:43pm On Jul 11, 2022
Cypress042:
I pity you man, you want to marry a virgin in this our generation cool

You go wait till you tire cheesy
lol
Don't pity me bro
I gat plans cool cool cool
Family / Re: Bride Stunned After Clergyman Asked Her To Pledge Her Breasts During Wedding Vow by blazingblender(m): 12:40pm On Jul 11, 2022
Man loves boobs
So what if the boobs flattens
What will she use in satisfying him na??
Jonsing men

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Romance / Re: Do You Agree? (her Past Is Her Past) by blazingblender(m): 11:36am On Jul 11, 2022
It should have been named
A cry of a
JONSING Man big time..
Seriously past have repercussions in the future
Well I don't know for the men here
But me right here am marrying a virgin
Even if e remain only one for this Earth na she I go marry
Celebrities / Re: Actor Aguba Responds To Ladies Who Wish To Get Married To Him by blazingblender(m): 11:35am On Jul 11, 2022
Lol
Aguda the hot cakes
Bannies dread
I know no y laff de hungry me grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates Sallah With His Three Wives And 19 Children by blazingblender(m): 11:22am On Jul 11, 2022
Why em wife dress like terrorist na
But seems the man gat some money
Na y e marry plenty
Let him enjoy his peace of mind
After all his children don't look hungry
And the material used for sowing the cloths the boys wear
Make sense just that the tailor
Na
jonsing man

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Zinoleesky Where He's Struggling Wit Over 5 Drinks In A Party by blazingblender(m): 1:32am On Jul 11, 2022
That one na story of the past na
Guy man don hold
God be praised

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Romance / Re: Housemaid Reveals How Mistress Beats Her For Not Licking Her Private Parts by blazingblender(m): 1:29am On Jul 11, 2022
siofra:


I hope you keep up the same energy when it's a man undecided
Look at yourself
Romance / Re: My Mum Cursed Me by blazingblender(m): 11:23pm On Jul 10, 2022
Messi1:
They played my mum.It was an underground plan to erroneously confiscate what actually belong to me.
but your mum sha
Why didn't she calmly inquire from you be4 ranting
Romance / Re: My Mum Cursed Me by blazingblender(m): 11:15pm On Jul 10, 2022
Messi1:
Pls don't mind my dullness...Never mind my grammatical inaccuracies and typos.Never mind my wrong choice of words and punctuations;I can't properly articulate myself.

My dad was in the state of comma for nine days and finally kicked the bucket on the 12th of January this year.He was burried 2weeks later(26th of thesame month).

After burial, my half siblings called me as their step-bro (iam mama's only kid, she was 2nd wife b4 my dad divorced her). At arrival they gave me two pices of my late dad's clothes as my inheritance, I was devastated but kept calm.They deliberated within themselves(3guys,2ladies) and left me out.Well my dad has always left me out too.They said they will give me 100 by 50 plot of land as my inheritance.I didn't hear from them 'til I travelled.

Fastforward to today, my mum called me and rained dangerous curses on me.My half siblings told her that I rejected the land.Mum said she shud have aborted me;she regrets birthing me.Why did I exist in the 1st place.Death, I need u
bro don't be scared of the curse
E no de work
It can only work if you start getting scared if curses
But for now go and collect the land and dash her
As na wetin de hungry her be dat
Politics / Re: Four Years Is Not Enough - Adegboyega Oyetola (APC) by blazingblender(m): 11:07pm On Jul 10, 2022
700 years will be enough na
Jonsing man
Politics / Re: Can Igbo Allow A Muslim Igbo To Represent Them ? by blazingblender(m): 11:05pm On Jul 10, 2022
Well me I don't even look into that
Any one that can make
Dollar come back to 150 naira
I will vote him
Even if he is a traditionalist
All that matters is good leadership
Food / Re: Stop Calling It Bread And Akara, See The Right Name For It by blazingblender(m): 11:03pm On Jul 10, 2022
Hmmmm
Nice
So when my babe asks for burger
I will get her a bean cake burger
Burger na still burger
Romance / Re: I Am Searching For A Husband For My Colleague. by blazingblender(m): 10:58pm On Jul 10, 2022
Lol
So nairaland be came your choice home
I laff
If you where looking for a sex mate for her you can come here
But you see husband
Bro this is not the right place

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Politics / Re: Daniel Bwala Resigns From The APC by blazingblender(m): 10:57pm On Jul 10, 2022
Let them all resign
No one wants to follow a failure
Jonsing party

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Romance / Re: Housemaid Reveals How Mistress Beats Her For Not Licking Her Private Parts by blazingblender(m): 10:56pm On Jul 10, 2022
Jonsing Mistress
Sexually frustrated b*tch
Na dem go start to de shoût once they hear of a man raping a girl
But they do worst
This is eat happens in alot of homes
But she is just the first girl to speak up .
.
.the future is truelly femail
Shit

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Travel / Re: Soldier Dies After Allegedly Falling Off Army Van On His Way To Kaduna (Photos) by blazingblender(m): 10:52pm On Jul 10, 2022
iamme1234:



You are very correct with your post
If u see the way this military especially this army drives on highway, you would marvel.
I was coming from abuja two weeks ago.
Na so some soldiers on hilux dey follow me hold ground.
Me wey dey inside tokunbo glk
I dey blow 160 this people dey follow me hold ground for 1 hour plus..
Na so i vexxx match the motor enter 180
To my surprise na so d guy still over take me..
Omo na so i belive say truly soldier always sign their death warrant.
With annoyance i match enter 200
As d guy wan over take me
Na so i shout tell am say oga oga your engine go blast ooooo.
To my greatest surpise he still dey follow me hold ground.
Them no tell me before i say to my self say guy see death for front.
I jejely let them go their own way.
Because they are cursed.
You wan compete with people wey think say as Dem don go training
Death go de fear Dem
Those men aren't afraid of death bro
So if you see them just give chance make Dem carry their wahala pass
The one wey de pain me pass be say
They will be on the wrong lane and still use that their koboko to flog your car if you are blocking their front

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Politics / Re: Peter Is Anti Igbo And Nigeria! by blazingblender(m): 7:22pm On Jul 10, 2022
Ok
Health / Re: Help! I Think I'm Hypochondriac. by blazingblender(m): 4:52pm On Jul 10, 2022
Your signature says it all
WEIRDO
The best way you should get your kind of this is through discipline
And when your mind starts playing games with you ignore it
With time you will be free

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Politics / Re: Fight In Social Media, All Are Not My Supporters But My Opponent Work - Obi by blazingblender(m): 4:49pm On Jul 10, 2022
Very true
Real supporters don't fight
We campaign

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Health / Re: Please Help Me (health issue) by blazingblender(m): 4:47pm On Jul 10, 2022
Lol baba don carry
Be a virgin like me
Una no go hear
Abstinence is always the best
Jonsing man
Find one clinic put ursef bro
NL will only castigate you

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