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denzel2009: If an ordinary fisherman like Jonathan can carry Patience, why can't a wrestler? Obviously, she won't wear her sumo wrestling costume before the carriage.

abeg take ur time, u don let me laugh so tey e remain small make i go hug wet transformer.
Hahahahahaahahahahahah

@op
hi i'm an electrical/electronic engineer by profession, I started learning C++ and linux a few months back, i stopped cos i'm preparing for my MSC enterance exam. Once i'm done with the exam, i'll resume my programming.
i have some materials and i dont mind sharing them with you .
its nice to know i'm not the only lady investing my time on programming
cheers...............

@op
don't u think the statistics should have been written this way
' 80.78 % got 2 credits and below,
70.03 % got 3 credits and below' etc.
The way u wrote it is misleading, 2 credits and above could imply 3 credits , 4, credits or even 10 credits

lookmangiw: All i know is that whatever happens in this electiom will actually give us an insight on how the 2015 general election is going to be. Mr jega will come out to say that the election was PREE and PAIR .

PREE and PAIR
hahahahahaahahahahahah
very funny

the reason why i will never vote for ACN again is because of area boys (touts) that extort money from commercial bus drivers; making the cost of transport fare to be on the high side. I strongly believe that ACN is strongly is support of these extortions. I just wish that the PDP lead govt will try as much as possible to get these touts out of lagos roads.

It has to do with your body resistance. Women tends to have lower body resistance than men. Maybe u have a very tender skin

Wow
Electrical Engineering is not in this list
I graduated from elect/elect and i'm so proud of it.
Greatest Ife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

harakiri: ...and yet, you people will claim you "know God". How can you know him and yet in the same vein, you say "God cannot be explained or articulated"? See how dumb that sounds?

No individual can explain God to another individual. If you want to know God search the scripture. May God open the eyes of your understanding.

Do you know that it is a sin to argue with an Atheist? Read 2 John 1: 7- 11. The best you can do for an atheist is just to point him or her to Christ. God cannot be explained or articulated, He reveals Himself by Himself.

~Bluetooth:
did don jazzy contribute to the oliver twist video ? D'banj sabi o,he no sabi o,he has freed himself from the bondage of an exploitative manager and if you know how to sing,apply to don jazzy to manage and label you.

Dont you think D banj's American colleague will exploit him MORE? Americans are very subtle people. I pity d banj. They will use and dump him.

I h.ate American music industry. It is so sad that our Nigerian brothers allowed this wicked industry to tear them apart. Unfortunately, more Nigerian musicians will still part ways with their Nigerian brothers because of those foreigners.

Babe! Relax your mind. Dont rush into what you might later regret. Remember 1 + 1 = 2 and 2 is a single whole number. You and your spouse will result into a single whole number if and only if both of you are whole (individually). I believe you are whole because you are fearfully and wonderfully made. The vision may tarry but it will surely come, wait for it Habakkuk 2:3

I will choose the Minister of communication. The gsm operators are ripping off nigerians. No encouragement for CDMA (land line) operators which is obviously cheaper than gsm.

Women are very easy to please,their actions depends on the type of man involved. Women are like incubators; give a woman happiness she multiplies it and gives you joy. Give her headache, she multiplies it and give you brain tumour. What you get from a woman depends on what you give to her.

I thought the name was uniLAG. this school is LAGGING behind academically .

Na wa o , i no understand dis type of love between ibos and yorubas, una too like una self.
On a more serious note, which award Dem go give dis babe for breaking dis world record? OON , GCFR, MON ? Abi na presidential hand shake dem go give am ?

AjCityOne:
I don't blame anyone of you South African slowpoke. What the Nigerian government should do from now on is to test all South African passenger coming to Nigeria for HIV and AIDS and then detain them until the result comes out. And if you tested positive, you are going to be prosecuted and sent to prison on Nigeria soil for malicious intent to infect Nigerian population with deadly disease. Yellow fever Vs HIV and Aids, Wondered which is more deadly and humiliating.

True talk ma brother

Which club will perform better? A club with perfect attack or one with perfect defence

If nigeria disintegrates, which country will be the giant of Africa?

The downpour in Lagos that started on Friday and continued till the early hours of Saturday triggered floods in some parts of the metropolis.

One of the worst hit areas by the floods was Apapa-Oshodi expressway, the gateway to the nation’s busiest ports, which was cut-off at two points between Cele Bus Stop and Mile 2, effectively shutting down vehicular traffic.

Scores of vehicles which attempted to wade through the floods at Coker and Jakande Bus Stops were stuck right in the middle, trapping occupants.

An articulated vehicle on the Oshodi bound lane fell into a ditch as it attempted to make its way through the floods.

The resultant traffic on the Apapa bound lane stretched several kilometres, from Coker Bus Stop to Cele, while the one on the Oshodi bound started from Coker, stretching past Mile 2 to Berger Yard.

For many motorists and commuters, it was hell on earth.

While the motorists, stuck in the traffic, resigned to fate, scores of commuters from both ends of the expressway took to trekking.

Women and children among the commuters were a pitiable sight as they waded through the floods at Coker and Jakande Bus stops.

Many Mile 2 bound commercial vehicles took one way from Cele to avoid the crippling traffic but ended up discharging commuters at Coker after charging twice the normal fare of N50.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/10/hell-as-floods-cut-off-apapa-oshodi-expressway/

My name is Blessing. I'm relatively new in Nairaland, "so far so good" . Nairaland has really enlightened me.

My ideal man is a man who has virtues

Coupled with the bombings and bomb scare in Nigeria, i'm wondering if the sale of fireworks will be allowed this yuletide period.

Be careful what you Tweet
Sep 14th 2011, 19:25 by T.W. | MEXICO CITY
SAYING what you think in print has always carried a risk for journalists. Between 2006 and 2010, at least 37 media workers were killed or went missing in Mexico. In some places the risks have become so great that the print and television media have stopped reporting on the drug war. Last year in Ciudad Juárez, El Diario ran a front-page editorial asking the drug traffickers: “What do you want from us?”

In the face of a news vacuum in the traditional media, citizens have turned to the safety and anonymity of the internet. Last year we reported from Reynosa that the city government had started using its Twitter account as a means of warning citizens when gunfights were going on. Anonymous blogs print details that newspapers fear to reveal. Twitter, Facebook and the like provide a forum to swap information and gossip.

But the chill on freedom of expression is now extending into cyberspace. Yesterday morning commuters discovered the tortured bodies of a young man and woman strung up from a footbridge in Nuevo Laredo, a northern border city that has seen heavy fighting linked to the drug wars. Near them was a mis-spelled notice threatening: “This will happen to all the gossips on the internet”. It mentioned two websites: El Blog del Narco and Al Rojo Vivo. (Be warned, if you click through, you may find photos that you will find hard to forget.) It isn’t clear how the killers selected their victims, as such blogs usually allow anonymous comments. But posters are likely to think twice before uploading information in future, even anonymously.

Criminals aside, social networks are facing another threat from the government. Two people in the state of Veracruz were recently arrested, preposterously, on charges of terrorism, after they spread apparently false rumours via Twitter that children were being kidnapped from local schools. In the ensuing panic, parents rushed to collect their children, leading to a series of car crashes. Gilberto Martínez Vera, a teacher, and María de Jesús Bravo Pagola, a radio presenter, initially faced maximum sentences of 30 years in prison for their 140 characters of gossip. The state is now reportedly planning to change its penal code so that the pair can be charged, retroactively, with “disruption of public order”. The fact that the pair committed a “crime” that was not a crime at the time seems to matter little to the state’s legislators.

http://www.economist.com/blogs/americasview/2011/09/free-speech-mexico?fsrc=scn/tw/te/bl/becarefulwhatyo

Be careful what you Tweet
Sep 14th 2011, 19:25 by T.W. | MEXICO CITY
SAYING what you think in print has always carried a risk for journalists. Between 2006 and 2010, at least 37 media workers were killed or went missing in Mexico. In some places the risks have become so great that the print and television media have stopped reporting on the drug war. Last year in Ciudad Juárez, El Diario ran a front-page editorial asking the drug traffickers: “What do you want from us?”

In the face of a news vacuum in the traditional media, citizens have turned to the safety and anonymity of the internet. Last year we reported from Reynosa that the city government had started using its Twitter account as a means of warning citizens when gunfights were going on. Anonymous blogs print details that newspapers fear to reveal. Twitter, Facebook and the like provide a forum to swap information and gossip.

But the chill on freedom of expression is now extending into cyberspace. Yesterday morning commuters discovered the tortured bodies of a young man and woman strung up from a footbridge in Nuevo Laredo, a northern border city that has seen heavy fighting linked to the drug wars. Near them was a mis-spelled notice threatening: “This will happen to all the gossips on the internet”. It mentioned two websites: El Blog del Narco and Al Rojo Vivo. (Be warned, if you click through, you may find photos that you will find hard to forget.) It isn’t clear how the killers selected their victims, as such blogs usually allow anonymous comments. But posters are likely to think twice before uploading information in future, even anonymously.

Criminals aside, social networks are facing another threat from the government. Two people in the state of Veracruz were recently arrested, preposterously, on charges of terrorism, after they spread apparently false rumours via Twitter that children were being kidnapped from local schools. In the ensuing panic, parents rushed to collect their children, leading to a series of car crashes. Gilberto Martínez Vera, a teacher, and María de Jesús Bravo Pagola, a radio presenter, initially faced maximum sentences of 30 years in prison for their 140 characters of gossip. The state is now reportedly planning to change its penal code so that the pair can be charged, retroactively, with “disruption of public order”. The fact that the pair committed a “crime” that was not a crime at the time seems to matter little to the state’s legislators.

http://www.economist.com/blogs/americasview/2011/09/free-speech-mexico?fsrc=scn/tw/te/bl/becarefulwhatyo

Another reason why it seems as if God doesn't answer our prayers is the issue of misplaced priority; for instance, If a certain person named Stanley is asking me for a thousand naira, if i place a thousand naira note on the table for him and then  say " Stanley, i've kept a thousand naira note on the table for you". If Stanley fails to pick the money, the money will just lie there on the table.

This is exactly how we relate to God in prayer; For instance he said in his word "by my stripes you are healed" if one is believing God for healing, the best thing to do while praying is to thank God for healing and then claim your healing by faith.

He said in his word "bring me words that thou might be justified"

1.The book of James 4: 3 says "ye ask and receive not because ye ask amiss"

2. In the book of  Isiah 55: 8  God said" for my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways".

      You might be praying for a car whereas  God's thought for you is a house; hence your prayer for a car might go unanswered.

3.Jeremiah 29: 11 says "for i know the thoughts that i think towards you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you an expected end.

4. The book of Ecclesiastes 3: 11 says "He hath made everything beautiful in his time".

               The best way to pray is to ask the Holy Spirit to pray for you, since he knows his thoughts   concerning you.

He will not let you pray amiss in Jesus name; Amen

bad gurl

to all the ladies out there that says that this babe is ugly, "i'll like u to kindly post ur pictures for us to see how u look" ;I'm very very sure that you all are very very ugly girls.
Mchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nonsense

Any they angry cos a woman is made their head

In d olden days when it was a taboo to engage in sex before marriage,their marriage work out perfectly well. these days divorce rate is on d increase due to too much sampling b4 marriage. after sampling b4 marriage most men continue to sample several ladies after marriage. may God have mercy on you!
@ sexsinners there are still virgins in nigeria