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Agriculture › Re: How Pigs Drink Water In A Modern Pig Farm by blowjohn(m): 9:19pm On Nov 27, 2023
LocalFARMERS:
Na lie. I dey Benin now and Pork Meat no cheap
I was in benin many years ago and it was cheap.

Am in abuja and e cheap die.


2k pork meat suya plenty pass 2k beef or ram suya
Family › Re: My Partner And I Dont Love Each Other But We Respect Each Other by blowjohn(m): 1:05pm On Nov 27, 2023
What kind of heading is thishuh

Even friends respect enemies
Romance › Re: Physically Challenged Nigerian Man Slams People Mocking Him For Seeking Love by blowjohn(m): 1:04pm On Nov 27, 2023
WealthyNigerian:
You took the words right out of my mouth.
As you can see the comments from some senseless ones on NL here too, many are too shallow-minded and dimwitted to realized that they could have been the very one born like this guy. But they are too brainless to put themselves in his shoes and encourage him.
No iota of empathy, no humanity in them. Humanity in many has already died. They are no more humane but just animals in human skin.

In another News: https://www.nairaland.com/7923645/president-tinubu-seriously-working-achieve
Meatloaf: you took the words out of my mouth



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wO8toxinoc&pp=ygU4eW91IHRvb2sgdGhlIHdvcmRzIHJpZ2h0IG91dCBvZiBteSBtb3V0aCBtZWF0bG9hZiBseXJpY3M%3D
Travel › Re: United Nigeria Airline Lagos-Abuja Flight Lands In Asaba by blowjohn(m): 11:03pm On Nov 26, 2023
They say 40 is the new 30.

So maybe asaba is the new abuja grin grin grin


See as the people dey fear like say asaba na battle ground.
Travel › Re: United Nigeria Airline Lagos-Abuja Flight Lands In Asaba by blowjohn(m): 11:00pm On Nov 26, 2023
The people in the plane sef.

So no one knew they were not on the right route?

See that one wey wear yellow like VIO motor with e earring like homo.

Next time una go open una eye follow the pilot as e dey drive
Crime › Re: Benjamin Ezeukwe: Police Arrests Man Behind Dangote Cement Price Slash Scam by blowjohn(m): 4:05pm On Nov 26, 2023
I told dunn, "Leave the street shit behind
Don't let 'em hype you, a slow run beats cheatin' the grind"




From: Nas, 'speechless'
Car Talk › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by blowjohn(m): 3:01pm On Nov 26, 2023
Edoreborn:
Hmmm,,komot for d road gabadia..
Swerve left or right?


Can't u see swerving left or right ' might' produce different results?


It will be quicker to the right...
Car Talk › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by blowjohn(m): 3:01pm On Nov 26, 2023
creolehunt:
Swerve off the road and insult the overtaking truck driver from a safe distance.
Swerve left or right?


Can't u see swerving left or right ' might' produce different results?


It will be quicker to the right..
Car Talk › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by blowjohn(m): 3:00pm On Nov 26, 2023
ZKOSOSO:
Swerve right......brakes slowly.....still alive..
Na u I see answer the question correctly and completely. Kudos
Car Talk › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by blowjohn(m): 3:00pm On Nov 26, 2023
Damidave1124:
Swerve comot for road na
Swerve left or right?


Can't u see swerving left or right ' might' produce different results?


It will be quicker to the right
Car Talk › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by blowjohn(m): 2:58pm On Nov 26, 2023
nurey:
Press my brake and swerve offroad. Car can damage but I am still alive.

Nah normal pattern for Sagamu-Ijebu ode road, death trap + daredevil drivers
U didn't completely answer the question.

Swerve left or right?



Ofcos right tho.
Health › Re: 143,990 Nigerian Doctors, Others Moved To UK In Nine Months – Group by blowjohn(m): 9:28pm On Nov 25, 2023
Take note: many doctors have since switched to other businesses grin grin cheesy.


To work for naija hospitals na beans?
Health › Re: 143,990 Nigerian Doctors, Others Moved To UK In Nine Months – Group by blowjohn(m): 6:55pm On Nov 25, 2023
Racoon:
Go to LUTH, then know how miserable this pitiable trend is playing out on this the failed healthcare system of this nation
Go to maitama district hospital nd see things
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by blowjohn(m): 6:30pm On Nov 25, 2023
This Newcastle eh.

4 is their magic number.

They not dey ever win with small margin
Celebrities › Re: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by blowjohn(m): 5:22pm On Nov 25, 2023
ukaface:
Some people get joy from iPhones but I am wondering the joy anyone would derive from portable’s music
Different strokes for different folks
Car Talk › Re: Igbinedion University To Manufacture Electric Vehicles – VC by blowjohn(m): 4:31pm On Nov 25, 2023
Jokerman:
Iya Shola still dey dat school?
Them been don comot since O. Tey tey.
Dem sign out when ovation dey the loudest after making plenty millions
Celebrities › Re: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by blowjohn(m): 4:26pm On Nov 25, 2023
ukaface:
Na for this winter this guy wear shorts

Say him concert na £50🤣🤣😂
I go like see the crowd wey he go pull

I mean this guy is razz
People giving attention to what is not profitable
I guess iPhones are more profitable than joy and happiness?
Car Talk › Re: Igbinedion University To Manufacture Electric Vehicles – VC by blowjohn(m): 2:00pm On Nov 25, 2023
Not like that useless Madonna university where they lock up students in jails and students have to escape from.

Can't count that number of Madonna students that fled to igbinedion back then.

Useless evil school
Car Talk › Re: Igbinedion University To Manufacture Electric Vehicles – VC by blowjohn(m): 1:57pm On Nov 25, 2023
obedience4:
The first private university,
Always setting the pace,
IUO
IUO!

PRIVATE UNIVERSITY WITH THE BEST SET OF MEDICAL STUDENTS EVER.
FASTEST TO GET ACCREDITATION TOO
Music/Radio › Re: Zlatan - 10 Bottles (Official Video) by blowjohn(m): 1:55pm On Nov 25, 2023
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 2 Screamers To Become 2023 Highest Goal Scorer (Photos) by blowjohn(m): 1:51pm On Nov 25, 2023
Hussein035:
Ronaldo = The real and hard working GOAT
Messi = FIFA made push and start football politics GOAT


Like if you agree, share if you disagree
That 2nd goal was pure bliss.
That one and the one Aboubakar of Cameroon fame did during the world Cup I don't know which one is more spectacular.

Aboubakar for the fact that his confidence and swag was something else.
Ronaldo cos of the distance, height the ball went above the ground and the perfect way the ball dropped I side the net.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 2 Screamers To Become 2023 Highest Goal Scorer (Photos) by blowjohn(m): 1:51pm On Nov 25, 2023
Obakoolex:
Who is this mentally unstable person undecided

I love Messi but prefers Rolando, please what's your problem with thathuh

And what have you done in your lifetime biko except trolling for cheap likes

That 2nd goal was pure bliss.
That one and the one Aboubakar of Cameroon fame did during the world Cup I don't know which one is more spectacular.

Aboubakar for the fact that his confidence and swag was something else.
Ronaldo cos of the distance, height the ball went above the ground and the perfect way the ball dropped I side the net.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 2 Screamers To Become 2023 Highest Goal Scorer (Photos) by blowjohn(m): 1:51pm On Nov 25, 2023
HITsquad:
Nobody is doubting Ronaldo's goal scoring ability. But that's only one criteria and not enough to make someone a GOAT.
That 2nd goal was pure bliss.
That one and the one Aboubakar of Cameroon fame did during the world Cup I don't know which one is more spectacular.

Aboubakar for the fact that his confidence and swag was something else.
Ronaldo cos of the distance, height the ball went above the ground and the perfect way the ball dropped I side the net.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 2 Screamers To Become 2023 Highest Goal Scorer (Photos) by blowjohn(m): 1:49pm On Nov 25, 2023
That 2nd goal was pure bliss.
That one and the one Aboubakar of Cameroon fame did during the world Cup I don't know which one is more spectacular.

Aboubakar for the fact that his confidence and swag was something else.
Ronaldo cos of the distance, height the ball went above the ground and the perfect way the ball dropped I side the net.
Phones › Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by blowjohn(m): 12:03am On Nov 25, 2023
hkidola00:
POS is over saturated
Depends on the place.
Abuja has a good market for it
Food › Re: See The N200 Watermelon I Bought In Calabar This Afternoon by blowjohn(m): 10:50pm On Nov 24, 2023
How can u say u want to boost ur energy with 200 naira and u go to buy a slice of watermelon?

Fanta and biscuit nko? 150 naira fanta and 50 naira biscuit

Don't u know u will eventually get hungry cos of the fibre and vitamins in the watermelon?


Think smart o. Think and eat smart o.
Food › Re: See The N200 Watermelon I Bought In Calabar This Afternoon by blowjohn(m): 10:47pm On Nov 24, 2023
Frm ur first paragraph, u use 200 naira to buy watermelon for energy?
U see urself?

Wetin do fanta or sprite?

U cud have bought small fanta and 50 naira biscuit.
Education › Re: GWR: Subair Enitan Starts 50-Hour Hand Wash-A-Thon (Photos) by blowjohn(m): 10:45pm On Nov 24, 2023
Usmanovic95:
50 hrs
You mean 2good days and extra 2hrs to wash clothes?
Na by force to enter GWR abi what Is all this katikati naw.
Oga na ur washing?
Oyibos even enter GWR with very ridiculous deeds.

Let her be
Education › Re: GWR: Subair Enitan Starts 50-Hour Hand Wash-A-Thon (Photos) by blowjohn(m): 10:44pm On Nov 24, 2023
Quartez:
grin grin
Na only old things u dey sell?
U nor get old pants and old shoes?
Food › Re: See The N200 Watermelon I Bought In Calabar This Afternoon by blowjohn(m): 7:36pm On Nov 24, 2023
It's the crack epidemic again!
People are taking drugs instead of farming.
Come abuja come see zombies everywhere.
The men are busy dyeing their hair and wearing earrings and forming big boys with dirty clothes and the gals have iPhones but can't pay rent
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel-Hamas War: First Hostages Released by blowjohn(m): 6:27pm On Nov 24, 2023
Samueltemi337:
If them like make them kill theirselves finish that one nor concern me
wetin concern billionaire like me with war
Billionkini?
Billy goat ni
Phones › Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by blowjohn(m): 3:16pm On Nov 24, 2023
Shakirababy:
The person you quoted wrote 17.5 million naira grin
Ah! For what na. The phone dey use fuel ni.

The way he typed it I tot he was trying to say 1.75 million which I heard the phone is rumoured to be worth

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