₦airaland Forum

BeardGangJnr1:
Basic biology � even in sec school...!

The guy probably studied fine arts or drama.



Na them dey talk say vertebrae na infection.

Or say cornea na name of planet

LeoDeKing:
Thanks so much.

Never heard of this before.

Ur were not In the sciences. That's what u shud say.

U studied arts and social science courses.

Na una dey talk say vertebrae na infection.

Or say cornea na name of planet

Why not buy 1 crate of eggs?

That's 30 chickens

Abi na 24?

Bluntguy:
Since she stood me up last valentine and later ended up with that guy I still dey vex. She would have been happier in my arms.

Oga what u need is a plate of rice and chicken in ur arms

In short buhari is saying and singing...


They never see me coming ...

chariisGRACE:
What's so special about Suya?

Omo u dey miss o.

Barbecue pork sausage, barbecue ram, barbecue goat.

Mehn......


Like this sef I dey go Dutse alhaji to go buy pork suya

It's their religion. They have to respect it.

Fake actors

Watch carefully.

The lady never tore his trousers.

It was torn already.

All the while he was facing the camera. Suddenly he turned and the trouser is torn. How nw?


Na script...

Fake actors

Watch carefully.

The lady never tore his trousers.

It was torn already.

All the while he was facing the camera. Suddenly he turned and the trouser is torn. How nw?


Na script.

NaijaSumi:
Praising GOD genuinely with a clean heart is the absolute best.

Not with a thieving heart, deceitful heart. Mr Governor, can you say boldly before the GOD you're dancing that you never stole from the States fund...

Nigerian governors are thieves deceiving themselves before GOD... Useless people

Was the dancing , a challenge to prove if he has stolen or not?

Next time baaketmouth will keep his marriage out of the public eye.

Anything u do, u post.

Few celebrities have sense that can enable them keep their marriage cos of the nature of people they meet.


In this life, stay private, help the poor and look up to God.


Celebrity life is a very unenviable life.

siofra:
I know you're ugly, I can recognize the wail of an ugly man

How do you know I can't maintain a relationship for two weeks? Are you one of my numerous boyfriends

Isokay. Both of u shud stop this. Now!

jackcanfield:
You think bringing it to the public domain would do you any good, all I see is deliberate attempt to malign people's reputation. You are not voted to be shaking unnecessary tables, get to work. The count is on, we would check your score card in 100days.
You better get good advisers all this people encouraging you to be fighting roforofo fight in public don't love you, this is something you can address in private.

Which one is public domain?

So they shud have written a private letter to those affected?

How wud u know properties where returned or not?

Are u not a citizen and demand to know?

Ah! Short of words for u o

Jagabanfromcali:
How ? She is a wise one

U dey mind the broiler

copyrites:
Emefiele is obviously not clean but those after him are the biggest thieves. Unfortunately for him, he has no integrity to fight back. Nigerians can't fight for him either.

See, unless Peter Obi makes it to Aso rock, the status quo will remain. Who does Tinubu want to challenge when the entire Africa knows about his corrupt lifestyle?

How can a personality like Tinubu fight corruption? Dude can't even face Nigerians to talk about corruption.

Did the status quo change in anambra?
U say tinubu is corrupt.

Is there any politician that is not corrupt?
Be fair in ur criticism o.

Have they come back to as brothers?

I tot satan had used their heads to cause animosity in the family?


People's role models o.

Some women dey try o.

Ur husband dey entertain visitors with drinks at 1 am.

See these omes dey form Hollywood celebrities.
No be una fault.

That's what happens when u bring ur private life into the public domain.

For his mind now u divorce but una 2 still want take care of the kids!


Nonsense.


If una like tale care of the dogs and cows too

What is surprising here?

Do we know how many humans are in circulation in Nigeria?

Do we know how many schools we have even in each state?

Do we know how many of anything we have in this country?

KingOfAmebo:
I thought they said FIFA told Morroco to beat Portugal so that Messi can be World Cup Champion, how true is that?

That one na lie na.

I don't think any team would have scored morroco that day, at least in the first 90 mins.


Sheer 100 perc cent focus in the defence.

And Portugal was attacking like mad

Careful selling weight, the DEA be watching you dealing
Get yourself straight, before they find that paraphernalia
For those who claim a hundred million on taxes, beautiful actresses
Street dudes who turn activist who used to move packages
No Nas, still here to remove the wall that I'm back against
Legitimize all your hustles before the gavel hit (Oh)




From Nas, 'legit


Legitimise ur hustle before the gavel hits(before the judge pronounces u guilty)

Roboto11:
Is that why my Morocco beat Portugal mercilessly?

Did u see morroco defence that day
That day showed the most focused and brick walled defence in the world cup.
Defenders that will pass ball around casually under pressure or clear anything clearable.

Don't push us, 'cause we're close to the, edge
We're tryin, not to lose our heads, a-hah-hah, hah, hah

Happy birthday to him.

A man that takes care of his family is a man.

Like Nas said in his song, 'revolutionary warfare '

You ain't a man you a coward if you can't support the girl you put a seed in

There is something about Mr president.
The man seems to be the typical lovable uncle.
E no get time for bad belle.

Even tho his administration has plenty people who don't have good ideas to steer the country right or who are outrightly corrupt, Mr president appears to me to be a fair human.

God bless Mr president.
God bless Nigeria

Racoon:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/nigerians-cant-continue-going-overseas-for-treatment-buhari/amp/

Buhari goes for his labs tests, ear check and even for bed rest. But here is he telling Nigerians that they need to reduce foreign medical tourism on eye care. A case of not practicing what he preaches. See the bloody hypocrite?

But he doesn't have any eye problem nw

This why I move away frm guys with colored hair and earrings.

Them full abuja, esp the ear rings ones. Amin when I say full, them yapa.

Like 5 , 6 years ago I can't remember seeing guys wearing earrings in abuja. But these days?
Omo them dey everywhere.

Like some satanic ish.


Same ish happing in Hollywood with feminzation of men.

ipobarecriminals:
Very good.The way some whites they toy with their life here eh.i can't even allow my children touch dolphin . I only keep one Dog.

Is dog safer than dolphin?

Owaincouncil:
But they are not good at playing the game. I mean The USA itself

U wey dey follow politics, u sabi play politics?

COdeGenesis:
I would have preferred them remitting some amount of money from the proceeds gotten from sighting them at the museums. Returning them to Nigeria won't yield any economic value for now. Artifacts like this are not appreciated here

When u know say say money will be chopped?

Racoon:
The solemn truth. What a sensational and spectacular world Cup. The twists and turns therein were simply nerve wrecking.

The 2022 World Cup in Qatar is well etched in my memory with the wonderful history that will forever go down with it.

Mehn that day that Costa Rica was leading and another smaller team was leading a bigger team( can't remember if it was japan?) Was outrageous.

Tables kept changing like mad

But why rice cost?