₦airaland Forum

khiaa:
That's the pe.nis you suck/lick/swallow every night.

Chai. Some gay shit

Btw did u all know that obama funded the wuhan lab during his tenure with money running into billions of dollars?
Its being investigated.

Imperare:
I think trump is playing politics with this covid19

Democrats too are.
The media too are.
It's all a game right now.
Even obama and clinton r involved.
Btw did u all know that obama funded the wuhan lab during his tenure with money running into billions of dollars?
Its being investigated.

Emyo:
Like today now, Kaduna is open till tomorrow. Kogi is not locked down, do you mean I can't travel from Kogi to KD through Abuja that is locked down?

Interstate travels have been banned. Except for essential good like food.

This is the only CNN staff that doesnt go too much after Donald Trump.
The rest of the staff at CNN are satanic useless depressed bastards.
And everyday trump gives it to them very hot.
Just like this idiot that trump roasted yesterday.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOUC9ajhtoo

FA13:
You might be into Okada, I dont know. A little search can save you.
See for yourself. Is what is in the picture you want to use to fight a terrorist organisation in existence for more than 10 years?
I am into the system. Keep shut if you dont have idea.

Think with your head.

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Keep quiet. Countries r using it. Does boko haram have it? No.

Nawa...see as gals are forming familiarity with OP.
Work for ur money u wont. See now, common raw chicken and hot dogs for OP thread see as girls Dey form conversation.

That one dey use 'sir' for OP just to sound polite.
Av never seen a gal use Sir for any Male on nairaland before.
The other babe wants to exchange quarantine with OP but I know say na OP money she dey eye.
OP u can shoot ur shot o cos e be like say only to dash them that chicken wey u buy go do

silifx:
I personally don't eat Yoruba food no matter how hungry I am. I will rather take gala and Pepsi because their women are fond of bleaching.

though I love their party rice sha, but native food is a big NO for me

no insult meant. just speaking my mind

U will rather take gals cos their women bleach.
What is the correlation between gala and bleaching?
let me tell u something, life expectancy for yorubas are perhaps the highest in the country.
Most yoruba dishes are vegetables. They have tete, shoko, efo, gbure, ewedu etc.
Only thing is that they tend to be stingy with the vegetable portion and have more of tomato stew.
Aside yorubas, akwaibom are the other tribe I know eat a lot of vegetable soups.

Outside these we have useless fat breeding soups like banga, egusi etc. Where oil is pumped in like they want the eater to dive in.

Happychildlove:
Billions is accounted for this small thing

5 billion

adam4success:
Face mask is compulsory for only government workers. Am self employed and I can decide to wear it or not by myself.

When dem begin do mobile court like in akwaibom, only u go wear mask, gloves, still carry oxygen cylinder join

LEBEfirstson:
I would have loved to ask him if this lockup aabi lockdown ending next week? This one facemask will be compulsory from next week!!

That means na till next year na. Una go turn ninjas for lagos

Commonsense99:

If he was in Nigeria, he will still be thinking of Waec and, jamb, Pume...and then comes the incessant ASUU strikes, then the wait for mobilisation, before Nysc, finally no job!
Nigerian educational system forces their youths to graduate at a close to retirement age.

Even this lockdown go turn many lagosian students into retirement. Imagine people jumping from university to being pensioners.
Because lagos may not open till like after 5 years

Jdesilentkiller:
America just hijacked an Asian because he did a good thing... Same thing UK has been doing for a long time.
All these foreign countries na only by mouth, na foreigners deh do all the hard work and they claim the glory

But for naija we dey hire chinese and dem still dey do nonsense work for us.

Niyeal:
I too can fly a plane if I have access to one. No big deal. Just to fly a plane

We know the type of plane u can fly.
Paper plane

FA13:
Stupidity and this government cannot be separated. See how a fighter jet be like a toy .

It is best as surveillance aircraft not to fight some terrorist.

How will this kind of aircraft have accurate guidance system? We will soon hear mistakingly bombing villagers unknowingly.

Are u into mechanics or aircraftmaship?
This is not the Volvo u drive o

isthatso:
people should forget about making money in 2020 if they want to be alive to make money in 2021.

This is a time for everyone to stand together to feed to less priviledged. People right now should not be thinking of relaxing the lockdown anytime soon

I agree.
We can now see the effect of not investing well in farming . By now we should be able to feed the nation at a cheap rate for many many months but our Government will not listen. Everything in their eyes is oil

RealSolution001:
This lockdown is not ending anytime soon. Oh God, only you can help me.

Lagos may open next year

Cant lagos call some textile people to produce these masks?

They have commissioned face masks!
U see this africa eh.
Something that they are dashing people all over the world.
They are commissioning it here in Nigeria.

otokx:
Lagos is truly the epicentre

If PPE have been compulsory for about a month then how did the staff still contact the virus?

How many ppe ur country don buy?
By now shouldn't all the hospitals in lagos have ppe?
When we say this government is the worst in the history of mankind people start ask how

kkkp:
Very responsible organise state with responsible people unlike some states

When el rufai was fct minister, Abuja was a sight to behold. U dare not open supermarkets anyhow.
This current minister of fct is just as inefficient as the health minister, who in turn is also as inefficient as the minister of power, who is also as inefficient as the minister of interior.

When u come back from outside, remove ur shirt and hang outside in the sun or post in a bucket outside for washing. before entering ur house

'Fugitive' as a word used to describe a person makes the person look like a dangerous person or criminal.

veave:
Wow. Time for all men to be patriotic. Cut your odiviagba and stay alive

What dialect is that? I mean odviagba

KikBuhari2Daura:
Oby Went to Elrufai in the Night to Beg for Money today Elrufai Son is calling her out as a midnight begger stressing that he has receipts and dates of all the money she begged for and received.

The woman knows the boy is saying the truth and has kept quiet since then !

She remains one of the biggest hypocrites I have ever seen likes to criticize but once you criticize her she blocks you

Another one of a different gender na charly boy

Richy4:
That might be true. All protective gear, that is worn for 3 or 4hours.. and were discarded was not free..food parcel sent door to door to numerous citizens of the state. And so on..

it would have been better though if a break down of the budgeted expenses were given to the citizens

It cant pass 50 million naira,all those things u mentioned

winterfell007:
We Christians are also guilty if the same shit so let no one scream blue murder

U mean we force people to convert?

Guestuser:
Show us the part of the video where Ganduje is "forcing" it. you stupid asshole

Is that the work of a governor?

evansjeff:
I have no reply. All I have to say is, now that he is no more. Nigeria will soon become London.

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Ok, since u have nothing to say, I'll as well say no more

SweetJoystick:
This man i swear to slap am dey hungry me with him nonsense yarns

Me I want to kick that his mouth wey wide like flat tyre

evansjeff:
God bless you sir. Who else noticed that all through out his time in the presidency, Abba Kyari never granted any interviews? He never talked to the press for once. He didn’t bother denying all the lies against him. It’s obvious this man had a good heart and was hated for nothing by people who knew nothing about him.

Now before you quote, sit down and think about it, ask yourself, Apart from the stories I read on social media, what really did Abba Kyari do to me personally?

Meanwhile...

May his soul rest in peace

That's not the issue bro.
From oshiomoles letter u can see that he was the one taking vital decisions about the country.
Now ask urself, how far has Nigeria gone?
Av read about his positions before he became chief of staff dont get me wrong o. But if u agree that he was the one calling the shots, then ask urself, did nigeria do well under him.
By the way, this is my premise: it was never buhari carrying out or analysing decisions for the country cos I have never seen a more silent and inconspicuous president than the one we have currently.

Meanwhile over here in naija we cant produce common cartoon episodes for TV.
If u ever saw naija cartoon eh.
E be like something from 13th century era. No intelligent and witty conversations, just like nollywood. Intelligent or witty conversations(minus yoruba films sha)